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Watson
03-18-2004, 01:45 AM
Have you ever been talking about wrestling with a fellow smark when another one of your friends or someone that happens to be listening says something stupid about wrestling that you know isn't true?? For instance, my friend Thad and I are constantly talking wrestling but our friend Daniel hardly watches it anymore but he still thinks he knows everything about it and he comes up with the stupidest things I have ever heard.
---For example, he claims to have wrestled Bam Bam Bigelow in a dark match.
---Appparenty, John Cena wrestled in WCW.
---Disco Inferno supposedly won the "World Disco Dancing Championship".
---La Parka once worked for WWE.
---The Undertaker once wrestled in WWE as "Mad Mark" then went to prison for several years.
---Kane was apparently legitimately burned in an automobile accident.
---Steve Austin owns the wrestling ring used on RAW.
---Nidia wrestled in WCW.
---The Rock N' Roll Express have been wrestling OVER 40 years.
These are just some of the stpud things he says that he's supposedly certain about. Every time we hang out with this guy he's making these comments and Hell we don't even bother trying to correct him because he'll argue and argue that it's true. LOL
Have any of you ever such things from people??
Funky Fly
03-18-2004, 01:57 AM
Slap your friend.
Bazooka
03-18-2004, 02:03 AM
I've always preferred a tazer
Funky Fly
03-18-2004, 02:06 AM
I've always preferred a tazer
There is nothing as effective as random slap to the face.
BasicThuganomics
03-18-2004, 02:31 AM
There is nothing as effective as random slap to the face.
I'm Rick James BITCH!
Tornado
03-18-2004, 04:42 AM
Some kid where I work has tried to tell me that Owen Hart is still alive, and the Kurt Angles neck injury last year was all just a work. I almost had to slap him.
Shaggy
03-18-2004, 05:11 AM
Yea, yesterday when I was eating at Jack in the Box I heard some kids talking about how Owen isnt really dead and that Vince is just waiting for the right time to use him.
Its funny to hear him talk but I wanted to just tell him how stupid he was.
The Mackem
03-18-2004, 05:14 AM
He's just trying to fit in :(
EazyMack
03-18-2004, 05:46 AM
---The Undertaker once wrestled in WWE as "Mad Mark"
Mean*
:D
Loose Cannon
03-18-2004, 08:57 AM
Everyone always tries to tell me that there have been two Ultimate Warriros.
Mikey
03-18-2004, 09:11 AM
I use to hear that all the time
Evolution
03-18-2004, 11:01 AM
My brothers always going on about how Owen is still alive. It makes me so mad, then he makes fun of him and says hes glad Owens dead and he wishes every wrestler in the world and every wrestling fan in the world would die. sick or what?
Jonster
03-18-2004, 11:16 AM
My brothers always going on about how Owen is still alive. It makes me so mad, then he makes fun of him and says hes glad Owens dead and he wishes every wrestler in the world and every wrestling fan in the world would die. sick or what?
<font color="#99CCFF">Sounds like a right arsehole...</font>
The Dub
03-18-2004, 11:43 AM
One guy once told me that Jamal of 3-Minute Warning was really Sabu.
thuganomicalcrippler
03-18-2004, 11:55 AM
All my friends are marks. And they're all like in awe of Goldberg and how he mangages to finish matches "so quickly"
John la Rock
03-18-2004, 12:02 PM
Someone once told me that Kurt Angle was The Patriot :wtf:
Rock Bottom
03-18-2004, 12:06 PM
Someone tried to tell me that Steve Austin was Goldberg's father.
The Dub
03-18-2004, 12:16 PM
Another guy told me that Rodney Mack was Ernie Ladd's youngest son.
Bazooka
03-18-2004, 01:15 PM
Everyone always tries to tell me that there have been two Ultimate Warriros.
Yeah, my bro tells me that there were several Ultimate Warriors because they kept dying.
mitch_h
03-18-2004, 01:55 PM
I still get people saying Kane and Undertaker are brothers. Then they go on to say how Kane's real name is Mike Calloway.
Funky Fly
03-18-2004, 01:59 PM
I still get people saying Kane and Undertaker are brothers. Then they go on to say how Kane's real name is Mike Calloway.
Haha, everyone knows his real name is Isaac Yankem. :D
The Dub
03-18-2004, 02:33 PM
Everyone always tries to tell me that there have been two Ultimate Warriros.
They might have mistaken WCW's Renegade for the other "Warriior"
Hired Hitman
03-18-2004, 02:53 PM
i had soem people say random shit like that at high school, i told them if they actually went on the internet to find something that proves it's true and they usually shut up or just repeat what they just said... you'd think someone that's over the age of 13 would be a little smarter... and this guy was 15!
They might have mistaken WCW's Renegade for the other "Warriior"LOL yeah some people try to tell me that the Ultimate Warrior is also Renegade.
What they don't know is that Renegade has been dead for some time now, and Jim Warrior is still alive and kicking.
The Dub
03-18-2004, 03:09 PM
The dumbest stupid mark comment I've heard (true story), is when friend of mine swears up and down that RVD and Jean-Claude Van Damme are brothers.
Boondock Saint
03-18-2004, 03:18 PM
:lol: at all of this. Cept for the Owen Hart stuff. Wtf.
I've heard all this stuff too. It's funny, but Jamal and Sabu being the same person takes the cake.
The dumbest stupid mark comment I've heard (true story), is when friend of mine swears up and down that RVD and Jean-Claude Van Damme are brothers.Well actually I believe they're cousins.
Volchok
03-18-2004, 03:29 PM
yo slap the bitch's you cant be that stupid to think that stuff... i mean theres some ignorant people in the world, but this puts the iceing on the cake...
The Dub
03-18-2004, 03:34 PM
I'm sure there are people out there who think Edge and Christian are brothers too. Next you're gonna hear that Orlando Jordan and Billy Blanks are one in the same.
Volchok
03-18-2004, 04:46 PM
I'm sure there are people out there who think Edge and Christian are brothers too. Next you're gonna hear that Orlando Jordan and Billy Blanks are one in the same.
They are didnt you get the memo... :shifty:
Mister Sinister
03-18-2004, 05:02 PM
Random Comments from my Friend, who might I add is a Goldberg Fan.
After I said, Goldberg was leaving after Wrestlemania, He stated that Goldberg just resigned a two year contract.
He also stated that He signed a Contract, saying he would never job to Lesnar.....
Also, He signed a Contract saying he would win the world title within six months....
Well I guess One out of Three isn't bad......
version1piont0
03-18-2004, 05:16 PM
Someone once told me that Kurt Angle was The Patriot :wtf:
well they r using the same music :shifty:
When I was first getting into wrestling, my two bestfriends were talking about the Goldberg streak, and wondering who was going to beat him. Trying to be involved, I said that somebody already beat him, and that I saw it, even though I didn't even know what Goldberg looked like. They asked me who it was and I said it was some tall guy with long hair. They both said "Kevin Nash?!" in unison and I just stood there and said "Uhh... ya. Him."
The next day they gave me shit because they went home and found out that Goldberg was still undefeated. Kinda ironic since Nash actually did end Goldberg's streak.
I always have to argue with a guy who says Mark Callaway isnt the original undertaker, cause the "real" one had a teardrop on his face. Oh and thats not the real Kane either, cause the real one wore a mask........ :wtf:
KayfabeMan
03-18-2004, 07:45 PM
Adam Bomb/Bryan Clarke was the original Kane; since then there have been others.
Watson
03-19-2004, 01:24 AM
Adam Bomb/Bryan Clarke was the original Kane; since then there have been others.
LOL
thuganomicalcrippler
03-19-2004, 01:25 AM
Yeah, a lot of them think Kane and Taker really are brothers. And some of them actually think the Dudleys are siblings too. Go figure.
The Forgotten One
03-19-2004, 05:47 AM
Yeah, a lot of them think Kane and Taker really are brothers. And some of them actually think the Dudleys are siblings too. Go figure.
They're not brothers? :eek: :shifty:
Tornado
03-19-2004, 06:16 AM
One guy once told me that Jamal of 3-Minute Warning was really Sabu.
:eek: Wow, Sabu put on some weight!
Evolution
03-19-2004, 08:35 AM
well they r using the same music :shifty:
Based on that logic, we could say Hulk Hogan and Mr America are the same person, when we all know that Mr America is really Bastion Booger.
Or Pat Patterson and Hulk Hogan for that matter.
Ricky
03-19-2004, 09:06 AM
Half the people in this thread are either lying or are massive retards themselves for being mates with such stupid people.
Splaya
03-19-2004, 10:32 AM
My 8th grade science teacher used to say he was the ultimate warrior. Then one day during our school's spirit week, we had celebrity day. I got to my class and then my teacher came out dressed like...Well I dont need to finish this.
Splaya
03-19-2004, 10:33 AM
Half the people in this thread are either lying or are massive retards themselves for being mates with such stupid people.
Should I slap you for lying and being a retard?
Watson
03-19-2004, 05:38 PM
Hey I just remembered another stupid mark comment from that guy I know. He claims that The Rock was in DX for about a week until they kicked him out.
Evil Vito
03-19-2004, 05:56 PM
<font color=goldenrod>Me: I like technical wrestling.
Friend: Yeah me too.
Me: Yeah right, you probably don't even know what technical wrestling is.
Friend: Yes I do.
Me: OK then, what do you think is the greatest technical wrestling match of all time?
Friend: Kevin Nash vs. The Giant from Souled Out 1998.
That wasn't sarcasm either. I wanted to smack him.</font> :|
Me: I like technical wrestling.
Friend: Yeah me too.
Me: Yeah right, you probably don't even know what technical wrestling is.
Friend: Yes I do.
Me: OK then, what do you think is the greatest technical wrestling match of all time?
Friend: Kevin Nash vs. The Giant from Souled Out 1998.
That wasn't sarcasm either. I wanted to smack him. :|OMG reading that made me laugh so hard. :rofl:
tucsonspeed6
03-20-2004, 11:25 AM
Just before I started watching wrestling I thought "The Rock" was a nickname for Stonecold, so trying to be cool I started reciting some of the rock's lines but screwed them up saying "...If you smell what the Stone is cooking". Of course it was so wrong that everyone thought that I was pretending to be a dumbass and laughed with me rather than at me which I'm thankful for now.
Oh, and as for stupid mark stuff, somebody tried to tell me once that the "Hulk still rules" to which I said, ".........sure he does."
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