The Official Somebody Gonna Get Their Ass Kicked ECW Thread

[Mercury Bullet]

Preview from WWE.com:

It was an incredible Night of Champions for the World’s Strongest Man Mark Henry, who overcame the onslaught of the Big Red Machine Kane and the World’s Largest Athlete Big Show in a Triple Threat Match to bring the ECW Championship back to the Land of the Extreme.

Kane showed tremendous fortitude as he fought through an injury during the match, suplexing the gigantic Big Show off the top rope. But, while both men were feeling the effects of the devastating move, Henry splashed his way in, picking up both the win and the gold. With Big Show still a SmackDown Superstar and Kane drafted over to Monday Night Raw, who will dare challenge the gigantic new ECW champion?

Newly-drafted United States Champion Matt Hardy made an extremely strong statement by defeating the self-proclaimed “Mexican Warrior” Chavo Guerrero. After Guerrero grabbed the No. 1 contender’s spot thanks to his aunt, SmackDown General Manager Vickie Guerrero, Hardy stopped him in his tracks, hitting the Twist of Fate. Will Guerrero come back for more? Or, will Matt Hardy find new prey on Tuesday nights?

WWE Tag Team Champions The Miz & John Morrison retained their titles in a whirlwind match against the father-son duo of Finlay and Hornswoggle, which ended with Morrison hurling Hornswoggle from the top rope to pick up the win. Will the brawler from Belfast and his son seek retribution for this attack now that they are officially members of ECW? Or will they bow to the Palace of Wisdom?

Find out the answers to all of these questions and more on the next ECW on Sci Fi, Tuesday at 10/9 CT.

[Mercury Bullet]

I don't like Mark Henry :-\

[Innovator]

In some twisted way, I like Mark Henry

Anyone who deadlifts and tosses Collie is ok in my book

[Xerzes]

I want Mark Henry to never be in a wrestling ring again. Every time I hear about him doing anything other than wrestling, it's that he does charity work pretty much constantly. And then he comes into the ring and injures himself and others. These do not go together.

Get out, Mark Henry, and don't come back.

[Innovator]

You have to earn the shot....YOU GOT IT

[Mercury Bullet]

God that was awful

[Mercury Bullet]

The Swog!

[Xerzes]

Matt Hardy, Finaly, and something worthless..against Abs, Chavo, and something worthless. I sure wish two of those could be scrapped and we could actually have a decent match. Oh well.

[Evil Vito]

<font color=goldenrod>According to Dreamer's blog he's gonna do something big in 2 weeks. Prolly means nothing though, he's gone on in his blog about his desire to be in MITB and all that.</font> :lol:

[Innovator]

2-2 top of the 9th, Mariano on the mound

[Innovator]

V-11111111111111111111111111111

[Mercury Bullet]

So is the US Title going to stay on ECW now? I don't know that I like that necessarily, giving ECW a secondary title, but at the expense of having Smackdown without one.

[Innovator]

v-1 will probably pull double duty as US champ

[Evil Vito]

<font color=goldenrod>What's weird is that the US Title is ECW's because Matt is on the ECW roster......yet the WWE Tag Titles are still listed as part of Smackdown even though they too are held by ECW roster members.</font>

[Mercury Bullet]

Can't say I'm surprised by the lack of consistency...

[Mercury Bullet]

I used to really hate The Miz. I mean really hate Miz. But he's grown on me a little and I only kinda hate him now.

[Xerzes]

Die, Poochie, die.

[Evil Vito]

<font color=goldenrod>Wonder what they are gonna do to kill the time before Henry/Colin. *hopes for Elijah Burke*</font>

[Juan]

I've found myself starting like Mark Henry's theme music.

[Mercury Bullet]

If only his music could make him a more entertaining performer

[Innovator]

Somebodys gonna get their ass kicked

[Mercury Bullet]

I just realized I used the wrong form of the word "their" in the thread title...okay now it's fixed

[Innovator]

Cena + Cryme Time = New Nation

[Evil Vito]

<font color=goldenrod>Atlas Ortiz? lol who the fuck</font>

[parkmania]

Who's that guy? Should I recognize him?

[Xerzes]

He has a a head full of jheri curl, Armando.

[Innovator]

ATLAS!!!!!!!!

[Mercury Bullet]

He looked familiar...

[Innovator]

Dude is supposed to have charisma out the ass

[parkmania]

Never heard of him.


EDIT: Who's got the bigger hair, him or Carlito?

[Mercury Bullet]

Damnit where I have I seen him before? I coulda sworn I've seen this guy before.

[Innovator]

If they're bringin up superstars

WE WANT COLT!

[Mercury Bullet]

I know he's been in FCW but I coulda sworn I've seen him before somewhere else too...

[Mercury Bullet]

Yeh if they're gonna be bringing up alot guys hopefully we get Colt Cabana and Afa Jr.

[Xerzes]

"I know my move!"?

[Mercury Bullet]

LOL, what? What the hell did that mean? What did that have to do with the 5 count?

[Mr. Nerfect]

Why didn't they call him Atlas DaBone, dammit! Wait...

He is meant to have charisma, yeah. My bet is he's a replacement for Kofi Kingston. ATLAS WE HAVE A REPLACEMENT! ELEVATED DaBONER!

[parkmania]

"I know my RULES."

[Evil Vito]

<font color=goldenrod>I like the new superstar initiative, but truthfully, Elijah is never gonna have time to debut his Black Pope gimmick.</font> :o

[parkmania]

Wow. NICE dropkick!

[Mr. Nerfect]

I know he's been in FCW but I coulda sworn I've seen him before somewhere else too...

Not sure if he made it anywhere, but he used to play NFL, apparently?

Also, Colt Cabana to ECW I would be cool with, but I think Afa should be on RAW. Personally, I'm leaning for Cabana on RAW, too. Just to make the show even more awesome, with CM Punk as World Heavyweight Champion, and Santino and Jamie Noble bringing the laffs.

[Mr. Nerfect]

Mark Henry's space should currently be occupied by Umaga, in my opinion.

[Innovator]

Well he has the showmanship part down

[parkmania]

Just hope that Creative doesn't get a hold of him and turn him into a neo-That 70's Guy.

I can see him being given a "Welcome Back Kotter" sweathog gimmick.

[Mercury Bullet]

"I know my RULES."

OHHHHHH....


I thought he said "move" too

[Mercury Bullet]

Well I think Atlas has some potential. Acceptable in the ring and seems to have some the showmanship and charisma to be a star.

[Mercury Bullet]

Oh here we go, Fat Henry.

[parkmania]

I HATE the logo for this year's GAB. Looks like something from Nickelodeon.

[Xerzes]

This will not end well or in an interesting manner.

[Xerzes]

..why doesn't Colin wear his shoulder straps?

[parkmania]

Then we couldn't see as much of his pastey-whiteness.

[Mercury Bullet]

Why was this the main event?

[Destor]

Anyone have a pick of Atlas?

[Destor]

Nevermind:

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