ECW Thread (7-8-08): HAVE MERCY

[KingofOldSchool]

Yay it's Morrison and his abs!

THEY ARE 2 COOL 4 SKOOL

[KingofOldSchool]

SHHHH

[Xerzes]

Why the damn does he still say "The Taz"?

[Ruien]

My cable just got shut off, any chance of a live steam?

[KingofOldSchool]

LOL Hurricane Katrina shot

[Innovator]

MORRISON!!!!!!!!

[KingofOldSchool]

No Hurricane Charity Repair in the Palace of Wisdom

[Innovator]

you knooooooooooooow you love to watch it

[KingofOldSchool]

FINLAY!

[KingofOldSchool]

RUN UR MOOTH

[KingofOldSchool]

Drew McIntyre?

[KingofOldSchool]

BOO

[KingofOldSchool]

The only thing that gets wet in the Palace of Wisdom are the women.

[Innovator]

I'm John MOrrison and I can bounce a quarter off my abs

[Xerzes]

Why is Poochy still on television?

[Gertner]

The Miz is awesome

[KingofOldSchool]

The Miz is a master at his craft.

[Xerzes]

His craft is a combination of suck and fail. So yes, he is a master at it.

[KingofOldSchool]

Tazz parties with Miz and Morrison.

[Innovator]

Miz is a technician?

[KingofOldSchool]

Thanks for coming Miz.

[Innovator]

Tiffany is stupid hot

[KingofOldSchool]

Did you know that the blonde chick with Teddy is dating Carlton from Fresh Prince?

[Innovator]

WILCAT?!?!?

[KingofOldSchool]

CHRIS HARRIS

[Innovator]

FATTIE HARRIS!

[Innovator]

Tommy is in trouble, another fattie is here

[Xerzes]

Wait, I missed the cyclops cowboy while my TV was off to avoid Poochy? Damnit.

[Gertner]

Fatcat Chris Harris!

[Gertner]

His craft is a combination of suck and fail. So yes, he is a master at it.

Miz and Morrison are the best thing on ECW

[KingofOldSchool]

Tommy is in trouble, another fattie is here

I smell the next tag team champions.

[Innovator]

TOMMY DREAMER + CHRIS HARRIS = CATERING KILLERS

[KingofOldSchool]

Is he alive or dead? Kane is talking about the monster in himself.

[Gertner]

The Innovator of Fatness

[Innovator]

is he ALIVE OR DEAD

[Innovator]

Wow thats horrible music

[Gertner]

hahahaha fat ass is wearing a singlet

[KingofOldSchool]

What's that I hear?

Oh yeah it's silence, we heard that last night when Snitsky came out.

[Xerzes]

Hey, it's that guy.

[Gertner]

harris almost has a larger jowel than good ol jr

[Innovator]

Ricky Ortiz...I thought his name was Atlas Ortiz

[KingofOldSchool]

They should have just called DaBone, Ricky Ricardo and gotten it over with.

[Innovator]

FAttie gonna FLY

[KingofOldSchool]

lol that was a weak kick

[Innovator]

ew...

[KingofOldSchool]

UNO DOS ADIOS!

[Gertner]

what fucking horrible high cross blubbery

[Xerzes]

Look, it's Tony Atlas, probably here to be rude to the new guys and say stupid shit.

[KingofOldSchool]

TONY ATLAS!!!!!

[Innovator]

AHAHAHHA Tony Atlas....That kid CM Punk will never make TV

[KingofOldSchool]

WHAT'S IT TO YOU, SABA?!?!?

[KingofOldSchool]

AHAHAHHA Tony Atlas....That kid CM Punk will never make TV

He wanted to have TV time to gloat about being on TV and Punk will never have that opportunity, ever.

[Innovator]

Good boy Mark

[Lux]

Was the guy vs Armondo, The Wild Cat Chris Harris?????

[Innovator]

Mark Henry > Tony Atlas

[Xerzes]

Well, at least they acknowledged it.

[DarKCentaur]

Awkward.

[KingofOldSchool]

THE UNDEFEATED RICKY ORTIZ

[Innovator]

WOOO V-1 MONTAGE

[Lux]

I want V-1 back

[KingofOldSchool]

OH Tony is meeting Colin who is a walking wrist tape.

[Innovator]

WRIST TAPE?!?!??!?!

[KingofOldSchool]

NUNZIO IS HERE, JOBBING DUTY!

[DarKCentaur]

Little Guido! (check another off WWE scavenger hunt)

[Xerzes]

Huh. Haas on TV yesterday, Little Guido today.

[Gertner]

yes nunzio vs bourne!

[KingofOldSchool]

My name is Even Bourne...my addiction? Flying in the air.

[RGWhat316]

Yeah Bourne is back on tv, and winning with a Shooting Star!

[KingofOldSchool]

BOURNE AGAIN, SOMEONE CALL MATT BORNE

[KingofOldSchool]

Henry is a nice guy, offering Tony work and all.

[KingofOldSchool]

Wow a PPV commercial that features CM Punk, I think I'm in Bizarro World.

[KingofOldSchool]

Dem black folk love them some JJJJAAAAZZZZ

[RGWhat316]

Tony, get to RAW, you won't believe what is going on there!

[KingofOldSchool]

LADIES AND GENTLEMON

[RGWhat316]

Harris reminds me of Kevin Steen. A fat guy in a singlet.

[KingofOldSchool]

Mark Henry is a friendly guy, I mean a guy who smiles like that can't be a bad guy. Plus he offered a poor man a easy job.

[KingofOldSchool]

Tommy Dreamer and his usual shilling of the upcoming PPV.

[KingofOldSchool]

Is Tommy wearing a trash bag as pants?

[KingofOldSchool]

TONY TURNED HEEL!

[loopydate]

WHAT THE FUCK?!?!?

Of all the things I thought I might see tonight, a Tony Atlas heel turn (?!?) was not one of them lol

[KingofOldSchool]

TONY HATES THE TAPE!

[loopydate]

Wow, I'm loving the fact that I can watch wrestling now and actually be surprised.

Seriously... Tony Atlas? Heel turn?

[KingofOldSchool]

WHAT THE FUCK?!?!?

Of all the things I thought I might see tonight, a Tony Atlas heel turn (?!?) was not one of them lol

All of that tape on Colin caused him to snap.

[loopydate]

"Damn, kid, i was usin' that tape to hold my box house together!"

[KingofOldSchool]

Tommy Dreamer next week

"ATLAS WASN'T EVEN SUPPOSE TO BE IN THE WWWWEEEEEEENNNNGGG!"

[RGWhat316]

You could see that coming a mile away. At least 20 minutes away.

[parkmania]

I still remember being in Chicago for WM22 and the HOF ceremony where Atlas got inducted. He could barely get a sentence out without a "Saba Simba" chant heckling him.

[Indifferent Clox]

I didn't see it coming.

[Evil Vito]

<font color=goldenrod>LOL logged onto WWE.com, seeing Tony Atlas' picture was the last thing I was expecting.

Guess we know why Atlas Ortiz' name got changed then. :o

Seriously.....Matt Sydal becomes Evan Bourne, Atlas Ortiz becomes Ricky Ortiz</font>

[Evil Vito]

<font color=goldenrod>You know.......thinking about it, how hilarious is that.

Obviously they weren't planning on Tony Atlas being a fulltime fixture as of a week ago....or why the fuck else would they name another guy "Atlas Ortiz"....its like management heard about Ortiz' name and was like "you know, Tony Atlas would be a cool addition"</font>

[CSL]

rofl Chris Harris