Official RAW Thread 7/28/2008: Shane O' Mac takes control.

[Splaya]

BAHGAWD WHO WILL CALL THE MATCH.

IT WOULD BE SO FUNNY IF SOMEONE JUMPED THE BARRICADE AND STARTED ANNOUNCING RIGHT NOW

[Volare]

Simply Priceless FTW...espicially if we see the famous Drop Punch.

[KingofOldSchool]

The new GM is Jim Duggan, he didn't want to get his ass kicked my Rhodes and DiBiase.

[Linkbowler]

I can't wait for Cole to get the hot tag.

[ClockShot]

This is gonna be so weird.

[Corndad]

No Commentary. This is hillarious. lol

[Londoner]

Gotta feeling the new GM could be Ted Dibiase, no i don't mean the one wrestling now.

[HeartBreakMan2k]

lol, not gonna lie, i would probably mark out for Kevin Kelly or Todd Petingill or whatever for GM.

[McLegend]

Kevin Kelly is doing a run in.

[NeanderCarl]

If Million Dollar Man is the new GM, expect an uber-push for Rhodes and DiBiase.

Funny enough, I read his autobiography on Friday. Wasn't that great.

[LK]

Is it just me or is this new ref a bit of an attention seeker.

[McLegend]

lol, not gonna lie, i would probably mark out for Kevin Kelly or Todd Petingill or whatever for GM.

It's like we would be 7 all over again.

[Corndad]

Wonder the last time they had a match with no commentators on Raw

[MrSpikeLee]

funny if some fan stole the laptop

[LK]

Ooh Yeah

[RawRocks]

Irwin R. Shyster would pull something like this off too

[NeanderCarl]

I assume this is Michael Cole's debut match?

[ClockShot]

Tag him in, TAG HIM IN!

[NeanderCarl]

Cole HEEL TURN!

[Volare]

Dammit if I was in the crowd I'd start a Cole chant.

[Londoner]

Cole in the ring. :D

[Volare]

GO COLE GO!!

[Corndad]

LOL at Cole's Expression

[Londoner]

lmao

[JT]

Strangely enough, I was watching AWA on ESPN, and right now is the time where King was AWA Tag Team Champion.

[KingofOldSchool]

Cole's gonna get his wig split.

[Volare]

Dammit...someone teach Cole some Offence!!

[FourFifty]

I gotta be honest- I marked out like a little bitch for that one punch Cole got in.

[McLegend]

Did I really just hear a chant for Bobcore?

[ClockShot]

:rofl:

[JT]

lol...jillian actually has to carry the belts over as she's talking.

[NeanderCarl]

Shit, man, Cole can wrestle!

Oh, wait...

[Volare]

Ditto FourFifty.

[Innovator]

Nice Jelly Belly Layfield sign

[LK]

Don't think Mitchell took that right

[Londoner]

Wonder whose gonna commentate for the rest of the show.

[MrSpikeLee]

I think the new gm might be Austin

[NeanderCarl]

The commercial break bookends in the UK are still showing Chris Masters, and promoting SvR08.

[RawRocks]

Wonder whose gonna commentate for the rest of the show.

Todd Grisham most likely

[ClockShot]

Something's cooking in the Bronx.

[NeanderCarl]

Wonder whose gonna commentate for the rest of the show.

JR's in the vicinity.

Although anyone who remembers when Shane McMahon was the lead play-by-play guy on Heat would agree that it should be him.

NOT!

Man, it's 1993 all over again in the Class Act household.

[McLegend]

Kevin Kelly has been waiting for this moment for like 8 years.

SAVE US KEVIN KELLY

[ClockShot]

I think the new gm might be Austin

:rofl:

Good bye.

[Innovator]

THE BRONX IS BURNING

[Corndad]

Adamle!!!!!

[FourFifty]

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[Londoner]

:rofl:

Good bye.

He can't be serious surely.


OH FUCK ITS MIKE ADAMLE COMMENTATING

[JT]

FUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[Splaya]

HOLY SHIT ADAMALE

[ClockShot]

ADAMLE!

WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!

[NeanderCarl]

Jesus. Adamle SOLO?

[Innovator]

OH WHAT THE FUCK

[KingofOldSchool]

MIKE ADAMLE!!!!!!!!!

[DaVe]

They knew Cole was gonna be hurt last week! Wrestling's gotta be fake!

[Lux]

FUCK RAW IS RUINED, ADAMLE SHITTTTTTTTTTTTT

[Volare]

Adamle Owns on RAW

[McLegend]

lol Mike Adamle.

[Splaya]

LOL I HAVE NO IDEA WHY I AM HERE.

I HOPE LAWLER TEARS HIM APART

[HeartBreakMan2k]

LOL! Adamle just got promoted to the A show.

[KingofOldSchool]

Noble and Layla!!!

[Londoner]

:D Jamie noble

[FourFifty]

So who is gonna kill Jamie this week?

[LK]

Who's this guy?

[NeanderCarl]

Layla is HAWT. Why is she hanging around with Noble now?

[ClockShot]

Come on, Noble. You can win her over.

[Innovator]

LAYLA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[HeartBreakMan2k]

JAMIE- BAH GAWD-Noble

[KingofOldSchool]

BETHTINO and Jamilya

[RawRocks]

Adamle didnt sell that right

[Londoner]

Ooooh kofi v Noble would be good.

[LK]

Oh it's Adamle

[FourFifty]

Coffee Kingston!

[Volare]

Thunda Clap!!

[KingofOldSchool]

COFFEE KINGSTON!

[Innovator]

COFFEE!

[Londoner]

KOFFFIIIIIIIII

[KingofOldSchool]

JAMAICAN ME A LATTE!

[Volare]

Jamacia Me CRAZY!!

[Corndad]

Jamaicanmecrazy LOL

[KingofOldSchool]

I should sue for copyright infringement...they stole my Coffee Kingston name.

[Linkbowler]

Guys...what if Adamle is the new GM?

It only makes sense. Putting Cole in the match to incapacitate him, Adamle takes over as commentator and GM.

MIKE ADAMLE FOR GM IN 2008!

[Lux]

JAMAICA

[sugar butt]

i want some coffee

[Corndad]

Double Leg Drop kick? LOL

[Volare]

Double Leg Drop Kick....no shit!!

[FourFifty]

Great Dropkick! The last time I saw someone get that high in WWE Jeff Hardy was gone for 60 days!

[Lux]

Guys...what if Adamle is the new GM?

It only makes sense. Putting Cole in the match to incapacitate him, Adamle takes over as commentator and GM.

MIKE ADAMLE FOR GM IN 2008!

I'd stop watching Raw

[Corndad]

Oh god Adamle is killin me tonight LOL

[KingofOldSchool]

That was quick.

[MrSpikeLee]

I'm telling you the new GM IS STONE COLD STEVE AUSTIN.

And to the person who said goodbye.

I'm saying hello my friend, :)

[Londoner]

Too easy

[RawRocks]

if Adamle is GM, Raw is in the crapper

[Londoner]

Should've had burchill attack kofi right there

[ClockShot]

Ah well. Next week is another week, Jamie.

[KingofOldSchool]

Punk is growing back his hobo beard!

[sugar butt]

I'd stop watching Raw

everyone would stop watchin raw

[Splaya]

I thought we were the only ones who watched RAW

[HeartBreakMan2k]

Yeah, why would we let Punk main event the show. I mean, i know he's fighting Regal but still. he is the world champion.

[RawRocks]

I wonder if it is William Regal by sheer coincidence.. he is now elligible to come back you know.

[NeanderCarl]

Why did they never do a storyline where Ted DiBiase lost all his money and was skint?

He could have even put his entire fortune up for grabs in a match against a guy he badly wanted to face so he could humiliate him, but loses the match and his fortune. Imagine the skits of DiBiase living on the streets and begging... that would have been... well, priceless.

[Londoner]

Guys...what if Adamle is the new GM?

It only makes sense. Putting Cole in the match to incapacitate him, Adamle takes over as commentator and GM.

MIKE ADAMLE FOR GM IN 2008!

I seriously hope you're wrong.

[Innovator]

HOBO PUNK!

[KingofOldSchool]

Punk vs. Regal....NEXT

[MrSpikeLee]

here is something i just found

Austin As New RAW G.M.?, More Celebs At SNME, & More
Posted on July 28 2008 | WWE News | Send news: News@24Wrestling.com -- Word going around backstage is that Stone Cold Steve Austin's name has been thrown into the hat for the new on-air General Manager of Monday Night RAW. It's still unknown wether Austin is their first choice or not, or if he would even accept the offer.

[FourFifty]

Wow, that is one big black belt.

[KingofOldSchool]

HOBO PUNK!

He must have broken up with another girl.

[NeanderCarl]

I think the GM should be voted for by WWE superstars (kayfabe, of course) and guys should campaign for the position.

I believe in Mike Adamle.

[KingofOldSchool]

CM Punk vs. Ralphus

[Volare]

JBL just told Adamle...F'n Right!

[sugar butt]

haha jbl called mike....mark........haha

[JT]

JBL with the save

[Londoner]

Who will interfere in Punks match this week?

[McLegend]

I think the GM should be voted for by WWE superstars (kayfabe, of course) and guys should campaign for the position.

I believe in Mike Adamle.

This could actually be kind of funny.

[Corndad]

Yup Regal.

[Londoner]

OMFG IM SO SHOCKED OMG



...............

[Innovator]

REGAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAL

[NeanderCarl]

Too obvious?

[Volare]

REGAL Hell Yeah!!

[ClockShot]

Welcome back, Regal.

[FourFifty]

REGAL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
(hope he's also the GM)

[KingofOldSchool]

Regal and his evil music is back.

[Splaya]

Ive never been so excited to see Regal

[HeartBreakMan2k]

LOL!

"I know who that is, that's the man's man."

I love JBL

[Volare]

This should be a good match.

[Corndad]

The hell is he wearing

[Splaya]

WTF is he wearing

[ClockShot]

Who's Regal's tailor?

[KingofOldSchool]

lol what the fuck is he wearing?

[NeanderCarl]

:rofl: Regal won't be needing steroids with his new gutbusting spandex top!

[HeartBreakMan2k]

This could and should be an amazing match.

[Innovator]

What the fuck is Regal wearing?

[Splaya]

Is regal wearing a DLO look a like chest protector

[Londoner]

Just hope regal isn't GM...

[ClockShot]

Punker is busted up early.

[Londoner]

Punk better not lose.

[KingofOldSchool]

Punk got busted pretty good

[McLegend]

Looks like Regal went into Orlando Jordan's closet.

[Londoner]

No way

[Corndad]

wow what a freakin suplex.

[HeartBreakMan2k]

Fuckin awesome half nelson suplex.

Punk Needs to use the striking combo as a finisher though.

[Londoner]

Phew thought punk was gonna have to tap

[NeanderCarl]

Punk just got squashed by Regal, whether he won or not.

[KingofOldSchool]

....hmmm the came out of nowhere

[Splaya]

LOL CM Punk hits the GTS

And JBL sits there in shock

[RawRocks]

Kane...
what a surprise

[Splaya]

PUT YOUR GOD DAMN MASK BACK ON RIGHT NOW

[ClockShot]

What's in the bag?

[Corndad]

Maybe the new GM is in the bag

[Londoner]

oh look who it is

[KingofOldSchool]

HELLFIREANDDEADORALIVE

[Innovator]

CAN PUNK NOT GET LAID OUT ONCE

[Londoner]

HIGHLIGHT REEL NEXT

Adamle sucks so badly its funny

[Volare]

So...anyone else getting drunk?

[KingofOldSchool]

SAY IT AIN'T SO

[Splaya]

I hope Jericho just shows him beating up on HBK the entire time

[KingofOldSchool]

CAN PUNK NOT GET LAID OUT ONCE

No.[/Tomko]

[DaVe]

Kane had his head cocked. Obviously he's practicing for when he puts the mask back on.

[McLegend]

Yeah that right there isn't old.

[Mr. Nerfect]

I want Punk to start using the Anaconda Vice again. That finisher was pretty fucking cool. It was over, too. The GTS isn't bad, and has been put over strong, but Punk just seemed more awesome when he hit the striking combo, roundhouse kick and uranage into the AV.

[Londoner]

So...anyone else getting drunk?

Got fuck all money till the weekend so can't unfortunately.

[FourFifty]

PUT YOUR GOD DAMN MASK BACK ON RIGHT NOW

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[Londoner]

5..4..3..2..1...

[Volare]

Break the Walls Down!!!

[Londoner]

BREAK THE WALLS DOOOWN

[Splaya]

and here comes the real GOD Chris Jericho

[KingofOldSchool]

Jericho looking dapper in a suit and a tie.

[Splaya]

LOL Jericho's in a suit

[ClockShot]

Busted Jeritron 5000 and all.

[FourFifty]

SAVE_US_JERICHO.GM

[KingofOldSchool]

It's obscenely broken Jeri-Tron 6000

[Londoner]

lmao didnt notice it was still broken

[Volare]

IMO Cade looks like an idiot.

[NeanderCarl]

Jericho looks like DiBiase 1987.

Right down to the TINY eyes.

[Londoner]

Y2J Y2J Y2J Y2J Y2J Y2J Y2J

[KingofOldSchool]

Hmmm that's what I said to my ex...

[KingofOldSchool]

JeriDoink!

[Londoner]

Oh god this is great

'let the boobies hit the floor' :D

[KingofOldSchool]

LET THE BOOBIEZ HIT TEH FLOOR!

[Splaya]

Oh I get it, he is getting rid of the immature Y2J and is just gonna be Chris Jericho.

[Innovator]

GO JERICHO GO!

[FourFifty]

Wait- they can't say "ho" on tv?

[ClockShot]

That............wasn't enough.


NEED MORE!

[Splaya]

Good God Jericho's promo is SICK tonight

[Volare]

Next RAW I go to...my sign will say Jericho is Right!!

[Londoner]

Y2J is gonna be huge now

[Innovator]

Punk and Jericho are trying to out hobo each other

[Volare]

Good God Jericho's promo is SICK tonight


Agreed to the fullest.

[KingofOldSchool]

Ooohhh Cade's got something to say!

[sugar butt]

they are going to have sexy time tonite together

[NeanderCarl]

Y2J is gonna be huge now

What's he gonna do, get bigger lifts?

[FourFifty]

You saved me Chris... THANK YA JESSUS!!!!

[KingofOldSchool]

You...complete me.

[Splaya]

Chris Jericho saved me too :shifty:

[FourFifty]

Ooohhh Cade's got something to say!

And yet somehow nobody cares.

[KingofOldSchool]

Punk and Jericho are trying to out hobo each other

Punk needs to break out his ROH suit first.

[NeanderCarl]

This is going on too long.

Move on, Jericho. Move on.

[RawRocks]

Okay this is going on long enough

[KingofOldSchool]

ME WANT TITLE MATCH!

[Volare]

Y2J//Punk would be good.

[FourFifty]

Jericho getting one title shot > Dancin' Dave's title shot code.

[HeartBreakMan2k]

Ya know, up until this feud with Michaels I have hated Jericho since his return. These promos though.... he's back on my good list.

[Splaya]

Fuck you guys

Shane's Appearance/Jericho's promo > Any WWE show this week

[Londoner]

Y2J OWNS RAW

[Splaya]

In fact,

The highlights of Jericho's promo on SD > Anything they show on SD this week

[Fox]

Jericho is a God.

Hope he gets a title shot at SS.

[Fox]

Anyone else thinking JBL vs. Kane vs. Jericho vs. Punk at SummerSlam with Batista vs. Cena as the ME?

[KingofOldSchool]

Who is this douche?

[Londoner]

JR?!?!?!?!?!?!?!!

[RawRocks]

Jim Ross!

[Volare]

THANK YOU JESUS FOR RAW

[KingofOldSchool]

JR!!!!!!!

BAHGAWD

[HeartBreakMan2k]

BOOMER SOONER!

Adamle got demoted again!

[JT]

wtf, what's with all the announcers?

[ClockShot]

Well well well.

[Londoner]

Mickie!

[Volare]

and Thank God For Mickie!!

[KingofOldSchool]

MICKIE!!!

[Fox]

what are you guys all on crack tonight or something?

good gawd bbq sauce chocolate turnbuckles!

[FourFifty]

Jim Ross!!!!!!!!!!!!

MICKIE JAMES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

JOY OVERLOAD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[Linkbowler]

Adamle needs to sic Nitro and Laser on JR.

[Londoner]

So thats her dad eh.

[Fox]

wtf, what's with all the announcers?

Like Adamle can call the rest of RAW with just King?

[NeanderCarl]

Mickie James' dad Stuart James, of the James Gang, looks like TRAILER PARK TRASH.

[KingofOldSchool]

Awww Mickie's dad how cute.

[Innovator]

Who hates Michael Cole?


I GOT IT!


GM









HEIDENREICH!

[Londoner]

I was not referring to jillian then...

[KingofOldSchool]

lol Adamle

[Lux]

I hate Adamle

[Fox]

jillian's tits make my night.

[Volare]

Stone Cold has to be GM...he's got Ross back on RAW

[KingofOldSchool]

Who hates Michael Cole?


I GOT IT!


GM









HEIDENREICH!

No, he loves Cole.

He really REALLY loves Cole.

[Ruien]

Just got here. Anyone mind giving me a quick rundown on what happened so far?

[NeanderCarl]

For the announcers to mention Mickie's dad by name implies he will somehow be involved in the show to me. If not tonight, then eventually.

Maybe Cena and Mickie will fall out, and we will get a Mister Cena Sr. vs Stuart James match.

[HeartBreakMan2k]

*marks the fuck out for the Dragon sleeper regardless of how shitty Jillian preformed it*

[ClockShot]

Ow. My ears.

[KingofOldSchool]

Stone Cold is the new GM.

[Lux]

Thats a cradle mike its a cradle ROFLMANIA

[Splaya]

Stone Cold has to be GM...he's got Ross back on RAW


I SWEAR TO GOD IF THAT GLASS BREAKS I WILL CREAM MY PANTS

[Fox]

Jenny McCarthy for GM!

[MrSpikeLee]

I know it''s Steve Austin.

I told you all watch it will be :)

[Londoner]

For the announcers to mention Mickie's dad by name implies he will somehow be involved in the show to me. If not tonight, then eventually.

Maybe Cena and Mickie will fall out, and we will get a Mister Cena Sr. vs Stuart James match.

You're reading too much into it.

[Londoner]

oooohhh katie lea

[FourFifty]

Sweet! I loved that spot!

[Lux]

Katie Lea, :drool:

[NeanderCarl]

Well, with a clothesline having incapacitated Cole for the ENTIRE rest of the show, and every other main show PBP guy at the Raw desk, how bout bringing out Grisham too? And Josh? And then Schiavone... let's have a 10 man announce team.

[Londoner]

Fuck she sucks on the mic

[Lux]

The accent = greatness

[Fox]

Just got here. Anyone mind giving me a quick rundown on what happened so far?

Batista beat Punk for the World Title in the first match of the night, it's gonna be Cena vs. Batista at Summerslam and Chris Jericho is actually Jesus.

[ClockShot]

Whoa. Hello Katie Lea.

[Londoner]

Well, with a clothesline having incapacitated Cole for the ENTIRE rest of the show, and every other main show PBP guy at the Raw desk, how bout bringing out Grisham too? And Josh? And then Schiavone... let's have a 10 man announce team.

LOL

They should do that for a laugh.:lol: