Official ECW Thread (7-29-08): ECW is Adamleless

[KingofOldSchool]

Let us mourn this unfortunate turn of events.

Dedicate to the memory of Mike Adamle's ECW broadcasting career, we hardly knew ya. :'(

[Destor]

Sad night

[HeartBreakMan2k]

DON'T QUESTION MY HEART! DON'T QUESTION THE FLAME THAT BURNS INSIDE!!!

[HeartBreakMan2k]

I CAN SLAP A TORNADOOO!!!! I CAN DRY UP A SEA YEAH!!!

[Destor]

V.1 to open us up

[HeartBreakMan2k]

Matt Hardy gets mic time?!?!? :eek:

[HeartBreakMan2k]

"I was psyched man! I was psyched. "


Alright, I officially don't work Matt Hardy on the stick unless he's rocking the V.1 Sensei of Mattitude gimmick.

[HeartBreakMan2k]

I do really like the new ECW championship belt.

[HeartBreakMan2k]

Yesss for THE Extreme Wrestling Championship announced by THE Tazz.

[Kane Knight]

Okay, who's the mentally retarded guy speaking for the Predator?

[Destor]

wtf

[HeartBreakMan2k]

You guys can blow me if you're not going to join in this discussion :mad:

[Destor]

Atlas should shut up

[Destor]

TEAR A PONE BOOK IN HALF HENRY

[Destor]

It's a boomerrang now

[Destor]

He fights black

[HeartBreakMan2k]

I wouldn't mind THE Mark Henry as champion if THE Tony Atlas weren't his mouthpiece. Mark is showing character with this pompous ass gimmick. I like it. Atlas just pisses me off.

[Destor]

I mean back

[Destor]

I wouldn't mind THE Mark Henry as champion if THE Tony Atlas weren't his mouthpiece. Mark is showing character with this pompous ass gimmick. I like it. Atlas just pisses me off.
kinda the point

[KingofOldSchool]

LOL

Steel bars don't fight back...I FIGHT BACK!

[HeartBreakMan2k]

For fucks sake, has there ever been another time where all three people involved in the main event feud of a show all sucked on the mic like this?

[Destor]

this match was old a month ago

[KingofOldSchool]

The In Crowd is still alive....for now.

[HeartBreakMan2k]

I don't really like Ricky Ortiz so far :meh:

[Kane Knight]

Also, who's the dude with the afro?

[Kane Knight]

For fucks sake, has there ever been another time where all three people involved in the main event feud of a show all sucked on the mic like this?

The reign of Johnny "The Mime" Corleone comes to mind.

[KingofOldSchool]

Also, who's the dude with the afro?

Ricky Ortiz

[Destor]

I don't really like Ricky Ortiz so far :meh:
Yeah, way too Vanila indy.

[HeartBreakMan2k]

Ah, good 'ol Johnny.

[HeartBreakMan2k]

Yesss for Saturday Night Main Event which only has one match which COULD possibly be the main event on their normal show! Whooooo

Fuckin Chavo :nono:

[KingofOldSchool]

Here's Bam Neely to do nothing.

[HeartBreakMan2k]

I feel bad for Chavo... I mean, he's just going to keep putting over the new guys....

And Ortiz.... I just still don't like him :(

[Destor]

Theres nothing to like, or dislike for that matter.

[Skippord]

I hate Ricky Ortiz btw

[KingofOldSchool]

There's a shot at Bam looking for a hot dog vendor...

[KingofOldSchool]

There's a shot of Bam looking confused...

[Destor]

...

[Destor]

Neely really doesn't do anything does he?

[HeartBreakMan2k]

Where the hell is Colt? The person they should bring in with this stupid new superstar initiative.

[Destor]

Where the hell is Colt? The person they should bring in with this stupid new superstar initiative.
the superstar initiative is a brilliant idea, fuck off with that bull shit.

[KingofOldSchool]

Wow Bam finally does something and gets Chavo DQed for it.

[Destor]

easy way to bring up new talent with no reason or build up

[HeartBreakMan2k]

Did they say Ortiz is 6 foot 3? Cause if he is than he has the most unathletic dropkick ever for a man his size.

And Bam has a horrible full nelson slam.

[Destor]

BOurne!

[KingofOldSchool]

It's the man who defies cancer!

[Skippord]

I hate the Grish

[HeartBreakMan2k]

the superstar initiative is a brilliant idea, fuck off with that bull shit.

Yeah, it was great when they brought up Bourne. Then they brought up Ortiz and it was dumb. This week they used Ortiz again, therefore it is still dumb. Bring up someone who I have potential to give a shit about other than Bourne and I will like it again.

[KingofOldSchool]

They hate white kids

[HeartBreakMan2k]

I just figured it out! Colin is JD from Scrubs except he's a heel instead of a baby!

[Destor]

The clueless heel, kinda love it

[HeartBreakMan2k]

Why the hell is Swog and Fit being pushed at legit contenders for The Inn Crowd. Why are they still considered a tag team for that matter!??!

[KingofOldSchool]

The Semen of Sexy?

[HeartBreakMan2k]

LOL! I love the loser snap bracelet! Haha, they're classic.

[KingofOldSchool]

Hahaha at the LOSER wrist band

[Destor]

love Finlay but this is too much

[Destor]

SD!

[Destor]

SD! house shows are in TN again, might check em out

[HeartBreakMan2k]

Hahaha at the LOSER wrist band

:love:

[Destor]

Really can't take this seriously

[Destor]

so

[HeartBreakMan2k]

Miz and Morrison should be on Raw with the dirt sheet and all their other antics and should be like, upper midcard to main event as tag champions. They would move merch. I'm convinced.

[Destor]

So if Miz and Morrison split who would go a baby? I think Miz would as they care about him less, and heel tend to sine brighter in those scenerios...

[KingofOldSchool]

MORRISON MISSED HIS SMACKDOWN VS. RAW FINISHER!

[Destor]

ECW has improved since the loss of Admle

[KingofOldSchool]

yay!

[KingofOldSchool]

Mike Knox is here and he's really angry.

He wants to eat Hornswoggle.

[Destor]

Knox looks like he could start chopping down trees at any moment with that beard

[Destor]

Mike new theme music:

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[HeartBreakMan2k]

Jenny is smokin.

[Destor]

HIDE THE BUFFET!

[HeartBreakMan2k]

Fuckin Chris Harris. Why didn't they sign James Storm?! :mad:

[KingofOldSchool]

LOL at the "Wildcat" reference

Walker should have told Matt "Sorry bout your damn luck!"

[HeartBreakMan2k]

LOL at the "Wildcat" reference

Walker should have told Matt "Sorry bout your damn luck!"

Yeah, I kinda chuckled a lil bit at that.

[HeartBreakMan2k]

See, Colin doesn't work in this gimmick because unlike Mikey Whipwreck he actually does an offensive move here and there.

[HeartBreakMan2k]

This squash is kinda weak. Like Matt's just phoning it in. Tommy looked like he was destroying Colin. Matt just looks like he won :nono:

[HeartBreakMan2k]

Holy shit that looked painful!

[HeartBreakMan2k]

Like, he got stuck and landed straight on his elbow :(