View Full Version : Ashley has hug weight off shoulders, will be back o TV in no time. And she oves ya.
From her MySpace via PWInsider:
NEW NEWS!
The meds are working! FINALLY!! So happy what a hug weight off my shoulders. I cant tell you how rough it was for awhile butt hings are looking up punkers!! I shoud be back o your television screens in no time! I miss you terribly and want to thank everyone ho showed support and love during this hard time. I truly appreciate it from the bottom of my heart. I OVE YA!!!!
So much to tell you but its a surprize!!!!!!!
Drop a line again super soon promise
xoxoxoxooox
post song
mia - paper planes
Ruien
07-31-2008, 01:40 PM
Huh?
KingofOldSchool
07-31-2008, 01:41 PM
She also loves her ovaries apparently.
Loose Cannon
07-31-2008, 01:42 PM
lol, the meds must be working I guess, right?
Londoner
07-31-2008, 01:43 PM
Guess the meds are fucking up her brain so she can't spell, or maybe she was already like that before.
Ruien
07-31-2008, 01:46 PM
I thought she left due to her kid? Or are there two Ashley's? If so, what one was the hooker.
Skippord
07-31-2008, 01:51 PM
butt hings are looking up
Gerard
07-31-2008, 01:51 PM
She can fuck right off, im fed up having to cover my tv with a super size condom every times shes on screen. :foc:
I thought she left due to her kid? Or are there two Ashley's? If so, what one was the hooker.
This is the hooker.
It had been suspected that the sick kid story was bullshit.
Rammsteinmad
07-31-2008, 02:14 PM
Why does Ashley think people actually care?
Afterlife
07-31-2008, 02:17 PM
She thinks people care, because people are polite. However...
"Everybody says you shouldn't be stranger, but everybody likes it better that way." -- Jonathan Coulton.
Splaya
07-31-2008, 02:32 PM
You guys wanted proof that the bimbos they hire have no smarts and are there for their looks, here's your answer
BigDaddyCool
07-31-2008, 04:17 PM
Dear Ashley,
This is the real world, and no one gives a shit about your problems.
-Love BDC.
Gerard
07-31-2008, 04:40 PM
The meds are working!
Wonder what std or cocktail (pardon the pun) of std's the "meds" are working on.
Why does Ashley think people actually care?
BECUZ DEREZ SURPRIZE!!!!!!!
FourFifty
07-31-2008, 05:42 PM
Dear Ashley,
This is the real world, and no one gives a shit about your problems.
-Love the IWC.
The IWC is not the real world. :roll:
We're like the real world amplified by 1000 and without all the nice people.
Afterlife
07-31-2008, 06:08 PM
I'm nice, shitbag.
Shadow
08-01-2008, 01:44 AM
So I guess the meds are helping her daughter or something?
Destor
08-01-2008, 06:29 AM
Dear Ashley... ENGLISH, bitch. Do you speak it?
WHAT?!?
Volare
08-01-2008, 06:34 AM
lolz shez want to con3ct wit her internet fanz!!
Cause they what back-er up!11!!1
Super V
08-01-2008, 06:38 AM
Guess the meds are fucking up her brain so she can't spell, or maybe she was already like that before.
Thanks for pointin out Lppse Cannon's joke TL.
Did you rep him for pointing it out, Super V?
Fabien Barthez
08-01-2008, 09:36 AM
I saw 2 girls I would deem hotter than Ashley in McDonalds today.
And she can't wrestle.
Therefore she disrupts my enjoyment of wrestling with a mediocore appearance and non existant working abilities. So I don't give a shit about what she struggles to say on her blog, or anything about her life.
Afterlife
08-01-2008, 12:56 PM
You mean, she was a chick on WWE.
owenbrown
08-01-2008, 03:04 PM
I don't want any of her butt hings :shifty:
Londoner
08-01-2008, 03:14 PM
Glad i have super v on ignore. :) Hmmm, i wonder why i have him on ignore?
ME: Wow, hey, you're Ashley Massaro, from the WWE right?
ASHLEY: Yeppers, that's me!
ME: Oh man, this is crazy meeting you. Look, I wanted to ask, uh, about your online blogs? You know they're sometimes kind of hard to read... like a fifth grader wrote them.
ASHLEY: My agent took away all of the vowels on my keyboard! He doesn't want me thinking too much about letters and capostrophes.
ME: You mean apostrophes.
ASHLEY: I dunno! I know colons though!
ME: I bet you do.
thedamndest
08-01-2008, 04:30 PM
I'll be honest, I would still get any venereal disease there was a cure for from her. Not so much herpes though.
Sebastian
08-02-2008, 10:55 AM
I cant believe so many people are so agressive towards Ashley. She was not a ring genius, but she was okay in her role in the WWE and I thought she wouldve made a great manager for a new wrestler, so I think it was dumb for the WWE to fire her.
What I dont understand is all the hate and negativity on her, just because shes being real. I like that she is writing from the heart and not put on some front on line and pretend to be someone she is not. Ohhh big deal, she makes spelling errors on the internet :roll: :roll: :roll:
get real ppl and find someone else to hate who might actually deserve some of it.
Afterlife
08-02-2008, 11:02 AM
If it's any consolation, I don't hate her. I just can't really say as I care.
Sebastian
08-02-2008, 11:03 AM
honestly it seems to me a lot of ppl hate on her because she's a hot girl they cant have.
Are you sure?
Are you sure it's not because she dresses like a whore on television (and not the Mickie James' short skirt-whore, but a fucking street corner at 3AM, smoking a cigarette and itching her crotch kind of whore) which makes her a bad representative to the WWE women's division, she isn't exactly Trish Stratus in the ring, and her blogs are seriously written like a 12 year old girl wrote it.
If you are older than 18 years old, I don't give a fuck who you are, you should not be making that many spelling errors in a blog that will be seen by so many people. Does she think it's "cool"? If so, that's even more retarded.
thedamndest
08-02-2008, 01:13 PM
Afterlife, how do you not hate Ashley, but you hate Ric Flair with a passion? You are a man of many mysteries.
What is your official Kamala policy?
I cant believe so many people are so agressive towards Ashley. She was not a ring genius, but she was okay in her role in the WWE and I thought she wouldve made a great manager for a new wrestler, so I think it was dumb for the WWE to fire her.
What I dont understand is all the hate and negativity on her, just because shes being real. I like that she is writing from the heart and not put on some front on line and pretend to be someone she is not. Ohhh big deal, she makes spelling errors on the internet :roll: :roll: :roll:
get real ppl and find someone else to hate who might actually deserve some of it.
Batista is the worst thing to happen to wrestling since Giant Gonzalez.
Are you sure?
Are you sure it's not because she dresses like a whore on television (and not the Mickie James' short skirt-whore, but a fucking street corner at 3AM, smoking a cigarette and itching her crotch kind of whore) which makes her a bad representative to the WWE women's division, she isn't exactly Trish Stratus in the ring, and her blogs are seriously written like a 12 year old girl wrote it.
If you are older than 18 years old, I don't give a fuck who you are, you should not be making that many spelling errors in a blog that will be seen by so many people. Does she think it's "cool"? If so, that's even more retarded.
Not to mention it makes the company seem like they cater to and hire uneducated morons. Well, they do I suppose, but even the worst companies that do that don't have employees writing like this in a public forum such as a blog. And if they did, I would not want to do business with them.
Rule of thumb: If you're a public figure, don't act like you don't deserve to be where you are.
Ashley is no better than the Paris Hiltons of this world.
Gerard
08-02-2008, 01:44 PM
I cant believe so many people are so agressive towards Ashley. She was not a ring genius, but she was okay in her role in the WWE and I thought she wouldve made a great manager for a new wrestler, so I think it was dumb for the WWE to fire her.
What I dont understand is all the hate and negativity on her, just because shes being real. I like that she is writing from the heart and not put on some front on line and pretend to be someone she is not. Ohhh big deal, she makes spelling errors on the internet :roll: :roll: :roll:
get real ppl and find someone else to hate who might actually deserve some of it.
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honestly it seems to me a lot of ppl hate on her because she's a hot girl they cant have.
When she first started yeah she was pretty nice looking, but shes gone way downhill from then. Seems to have lost a shitload of weight, piercings and tatoos out the asshole. Just has crackwhore written all over her.
Well she managed to pull of an Ashley...xoxoxoxoxo WTF?!
Ashley's latest post:
"tnhigs r ko agin. gunnnnna brgn it 2 da gymm soze i kin gett backnda ring s000n az psssbllll!!! mach luv and kizzes! xoxozooxoxoxox!
urzz,
trashley big vag"
Afterlife
08-02-2008, 03:51 PM
Afterlife, how do you not hate Ashley, but you hate Ric Flair with a passion? You are a man of many mysteries.
What is your official Kamala policy?
I don't hate Ashley because I know what she is, she knows what she is and most people, though they overreact to it, know what she is.
She is a chick in the WWE, and is nothing to really concern yourself with. She, like all WWE women, is a pissbreak and something to keep the young men entertained between wrestling matches. That is all, and I'm fine with that.
My dislike of RIc Flair comes from his total lack of wrestling for as long as I've seen him work, and the utmost praise he gets for being "the best" at something I've yet to see him do. Most of that anger could be directed at the fans, except that the man accepts and encourages the love he receives for something he hasn't done.
WE know Ashley was just a passing phase, and that's fine. She did her part and, to be fair, she was alright while it lasted. Flair, on the other hand, might have been decent at one point, but I've never seen it and he milks his "legacy" for more than what it's worth.
I can go either way on Kamala.
I never take a piss break when the divas are on tv. I do take a piss break when Cody and his boyfriend are on tv :shifty:.
Supreme Olajuwon
08-02-2008, 04:28 PM
I cant believe so many people are so agressive towards Ashley. She was not a ring genius, but she was okay in her role in the WWE and I thought she wouldve made a great manager for a new wrestler, so I think it was dumb for the WWE to fire her.
What I dont understand is all the hate and negativity on her, just because shes being real. I like that she is writing from the heart and not put on some front on line and pretend to be someone she is not. Ohhh big deal, she makes spelling errors on the internet :roll: :roll: :roll:
get real ppl and find someone else to hate who might actually deserve some of it.
Going to 100% agree with this fellow right here. You people are way too nitpicky.
This seems pretty tame for a girl's MySpace page.
nailz
08-02-2008, 09:25 PM
man you guys are so fucking gay
man you guys are so fucking gay
Or maybe our standards are above "crack whore".
Supreme Olajuwon
08-03-2008, 01:55 PM
I know this is the internet and everyone is disingenuous on the internet but if you honestly think you're above this girl (or most of the people you talk shit about) then you are retarded.
I feel I'm above anyone who needs to whore themselves out for a self esteem boost - or possibly to fund their drug addiction, yes.
Destor
08-04-2008, 10:40 AM
Yeah, I'm > prostitutes
Supreme Olajuwon
08-04-2008, 04:39 PM
and yet she's accomplished more than anyone here will ever accomplish
Gerard
08-04-2008, 06:58 PM
and yet she's accomplished more than anyone here will ever accomplish
What? Whored her phone number on tv to get saddos to vote for her so she could get a job in WWE? Wow, good to see she got there on her own steam...
Don't forget that she sucks cock for money. That's a pretty big accomplishment.
I mean, most blowjobs from hookers that look like her are what, $50? $100? Her's are $20k.
TerranRich
08-04-2008, 07:35 PM
LOL at the people in this thread. Most of you guys obviously need to get laid. Ashley's no filet mignon, but she's not dog food either. Get a grip on reality.
Complaining about the way Ashley dresses is like saying, "I hate teh Edge becoz he cheat on his matches and win by cheatin!"
Yeah, it's called a character. Have any of you guys ever met Ashley Massaro in person to know that that's how she dresses normally? Or that maybe she was in a hurry writing that blog and isn't like most of us, who are grammar and spelling Nazis? Give the girl a break and go worry about your own sad life. Get on WWE TV in a wrestling role, and then talk shit.
Woah, I didn't know she played a hooker on TV!
TerranRich
08-04-2008, 08:22 PM
Wasn't that confirmed to be another Ashley Massaro or something? I read too many conflicting news reports.
That's what she claimed.
It wasn't.
Destor
08-04-2008, 09:19 PM
She legitimately whored her self for money. This is common knowledge, yes?
Afterlife
08-04-2008, 10:08 PM
I never take a piss break when the divas are on tv. I do take a piss break when Cody and his boyfriend are on tv :shifty:.
Don't go there. :p
Afterlife
08-04-2008, 10:08 PM
She legitimately whored her self for money. This is common knowledge, yes?
She performed a service and was compensated for said service.
TerranRich
08-05-2008, 12:10 PM
Fine, then I was wrong. I could swear I read somewhere that it wasn't actually true.
NEVER MIND! http://www.xylotthemes.com/phpbb3-forum/images/smilies/icon_redface.gif
Supreme Olajuwon
08-06-2008, 01:07 AM
Right and given all that knowledge she's still accomplished more than anyone on here ever will.
Destor
08-06-2008, 01:16 AM
I don't see what she's accomplished at all. Maybe you think making a big pay-day and being on TV is some big deal, but brother I think maintaining my dignity is a much bigger accomplishment. Really what has she done? Posed in Playboy? Won a popularity contest for being half naked on TV? Are these really thing to be admired? Nah. I don't think so.
Afterlife
08-06-2008, 01:37 AM
And if prostitution was legal, would you be looking down on her?
Afterlife
08-06-2008, 01:38 AM
Plus, let's not be silly about this: every male wrestler on tv is half naked except Tommy Dreamer.
Destor
08-06-2008, 01:41 AM
And if prostitution was legal, would you be looking down on her?
Legality has nothingto do with this.
Destor
08-06-2008, 01:43 AM
Plus, let's not be silly about this: every male wrestler on tv is half naked except Tommy Dreamer.
Huge difference as wrestlers wear what we do for mobility, same with the women wrestlers. What I was refering to was her walking around in her bra and panties TOGET THE JOB. Which isn't really the issue here at all anyway. She's a whore who hasn't accomplished anything, whats to respect/admire/appreciate?
Afterlife
08-06-2008, 02:37 AM
Huge difference as wrestlers wear what we do for mobility, same with the women wrestlers. What I was refering to was her walking around in her bra and panties TOGET THE JOB. Which isn't really the issue here at all anyway. She's a whore who hasn't accomplished anything, whats to respect/admire/appreciate?
She's been part of the largest professional wrestling promotion in the western world, has she not? Call me crazy, but that's something.
Destor
08-06-2008, 02:39 AM
And how did she achieve this? Hard work? Dedication? Talent? Yeah. Nothing to admire.
Destor
08-06-2008, 02:39 AM
She's a waste, deal.
Indifferent Clox
08-06-2008, 02:51 AM
At least she has good taste in music, albeit a year too late.
Afterlife
08-06-2008, 06:26 PM
And how did she achieve this? Hard work? Dedication? Talent? Yeah. Nothing to admire.
Dedication? In a contest of countless hot chicks trying to be THE best combination of hotness and personality? Yeah, I'd call that dedication. That'd be dedication from anybody except that no-soul Playboy chick that Christy Hemme beat out.
Talent? Heh. Let's not forget how talented Trish and Lita were when they started out. Oh, and she could definiately work on a microphone. I seem to recall a few WWE superstars who sounded like terrified children for their first few months on the stick.
Hard work? Hard to say, although a prostitution joke would fit here nicely. I dunno what her work ethic was or how much effort she gave every day, but I do know this: it's not my place to judge. When Angle lost his mind and quit WWE, he was a high profile guy and we knew him fairly well; it was a sad day to see. But Ashley Mossaro? What a useless, unimportant person in Wrestling History to get all bent out of shape over. You hardly know the chick, so I don't see how anybody here can really blast the life of a person that was hardly consequencial enough to acquire emotional investment from the fans.
Destor
08-06-2008, 07:57 PM
What a useless, unimportant person in Wrestling History to get all bent out of shape over. You hardly know the chick, so I don't see how anybody here can really blast the life of a person that was hardly consequencial enough to acquire emotional investment from the fans.
So you admit she hasn't accomplished anything. Also I disagree with everything else you said on the back that it's wrong.
Afterlife
08-06-2008, 11:18 PM
Being insignificant is not the same as not accomplishing anything. And you can disagree with anything you want, but being in denial doesn't make you right. :p
Also, that's a good color on you. ;)
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