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Sebastian
08-02-2008, 04:00 PM
Lets be honest here, Gene Snitsky is no longer useful.

Snitsky has come into the WWE and has had many role, but most importantly he has been a monster hoss.

Well time has passed and Snitsky is right now nowhere.

What role is he in now? The same one he was in the beginning...a "monster hoss".

No problem u might say, but there is. He isn't REALLY a monster hoss. As the more educated fans know, he is more of a monster jobber.

Snitsky is no longer a threat to ANYONE on the card and thus if someone beats him, it doesn't do any damn good to them anymore. Its not impressive because EVERYONE can beat Snitsky now, so I believe Snitsky needs to move on.

It's no secret that he is also horrible and probably one of the WORST wrestle in the WWE. That given, most will say that the best choice the WWE has is to simply toss Snitsky out and release him, but I am wondering, can WWE get more mileage out of Snitsky or is it really time to send him to the junkyard?

What roles do you think WWE could do to make Snitsky useful? Is it even possible.

I was thinking that turning him face would not work because he is just plain ol too ugly to be a face. Theres a reason faces are called faces and heels heels!

So my idea that I came up with is that Snitsky may be useful if he is put into a tag team. My idea is to put him into a tag team with Shannon Moore, a guy who is jobbing and is not used now. We all know he is in a tag team with Jimmy Wang, but Wang can do fine on his own.

I think Shannon would be a good fit with Snitsky because he is also ugly. They could have Wang or someone make fun of Shannon for bein so ugly and have all the girls reject him and Shannon is depressed when Snitsky shows up and tells him, "You know, Ive been ugly my whole life...and I like it" and Shannon is like how? and then Snitsky says "Because its fun to make people in pain!" and they start teaming up as a duo of two sadistic ugly guys who hate the world and like to cause pain to people because they are so ugly.

I think this would be a WAY better use of Snitsky then just using him as a useless jobber!

Xero
08-02-2008, 04:02 PM
Gene Snitsky was never useful, even during the love triangle period, and never will be. He's 100% terrible, like 90% of the monsters Vince brings in.

GD
08-02-2008, 04:05 PM
It wasn't his fault.

Xero
08-02-2008, 04:06 PM
No, it wasn't. It was Vince's fault for unleashing shit like Snitsky on my TV.

OverTaker
08-02-2008, 04:31 PM
I think Snitsky could be built back up. Have him take a leave of absence then come back and take someone popular out. he'll hopefully have better ring skills by then.

Then Boom, WWE Top Heel

Fox
08-02-2008, 04:32 PM
Dude just needs a gimmick.

He can work a good brawling style and everything, but his generic black tights, knee/elbow pads and growling snarling bullshit isn't really that entertaining. The nasty teeth thing is gross and all, but what does it mean to him as a character? Does he just eat too much popcorn backstage, did he used to live under a bridge, does he hate dentists?

We never learned what the deal was with Snitsky. There's no back story there and so who cares about this big dude who gets his ass kicked all the time?

I say put him under a hood and bring him back under an entirely new gimmick.

OverTaker
08-02-2008, 04:33 PM
I agree with that too.

Rollermacka
08-02-2008, 09:18 PM
Dude just needs a gimmick.

He can work a good brawling style and everything, but his generic black tights, knee/elbow pads and growling snarling bullshit isn't really that entertaining. The nasty teeth thing is gross and all, but what does it mean to him as a character? Does he just eat too much popcorn backstage, did he used to live under a bridge, does he hate dentists?

We never learned what the deal was with Snitsky. There's no back story there and so who cares about this big dude who gets his ass kicked all the time?

I say put him under a hood and bring him back under an entirely new gimmick.

I agree that the man just needs a good gimmick. He isnt terrible in te ring and I hate to say it but maybe they should go back to the foot fetish gimmick. It was good laughs to see such a big man who loved womans feet. They can have little segments like Jillian sitting reading a magizine laughing, then she has to go to the ring and you see Snitsky stand up licking his lips and puts her shoe back on for her. Kinda use his as the mid card comic relief big man like Rosey was or Kurrgan when he was in the Oddities.

Juan
08-02-2008, 09:24 PM
Even if he had a new gimmick, bottom line is that he sucks. He needs to be wished luck in his future endeavors already.

Dorkchop
08-02-2008, 09:28 PM
The best thing Gene Snitsky has ever done was kick a baby into the crowd. I can't find a video of it. I have it on tape somewhere.

Mooияakeя™
08-02-2008, 10:19 PM
I hate him, however I don't mind his music and it suits him.

WWE should send him on his way, wish him the best in the future and give him the master tapes to his music as a departing present, so maybe he can make it elsewhere.

Mr. Nerfect
08-03-2008, 12:44 AM
Sebastian, I like you hanging around. It makes some of the shitty ideas floating around here look decent.

How could Shannon Moore be considered ugly? I mean, really, he's one of the "cute" wrestlers that gets the "he is so hot" comments from women on his YouTube videos. The team with Jimmy Wang Yang has been really fun, and given Yang's recent suspension, I think the team is a good idea.

Snitsky isn't the worst thing to ever happen to the WWE, but he is completely expendable. The only thing I would do with him, is consider putting him in a a hooded costume, as Fox said. Give him a new character, hide him under a mask, and see if he catches on.

FourFifty
08-03-2008, 02:05 AM
For the time being I think Snitsky could play a bodyguard role. Let CAWdy and Priceless buy him.

Rammsteinmad
08-03-2008, 03:41 AM
I think Snitsky could be built back up. Have him take a leave of absence then come back and take someone popular out. he'll hopefully have better ring skills by then.

Then Boom, WWE Top Heel

:rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl:

taker707
08-03-2008, 06:07 AM
Dude just needs a gimmick.

He can work a good brawling style and everything, but his generic black tights, knee/elbow pads and growling snarling bullshit isn't really that entertaining. The nasty teeth thing is gross and all, but what does it mean to him as a character? Does he just eat too much popcorn backstage, did he used to live under a bridge, does he hate dentists?

We never learned what the deal was with Snitsky. There's no back story there and so who cares about this big dude who gets his ass kicked all the time?

I say put him under a hood and bring him back under an entirely new gimmick.
The Teeth are like that all the time met him at axxess and they were nasty yellow But it made u look at him

Juan
08-03-2008, 06:16 AM
He dyes gis teeth. He's commited, I'll give him that.

Johnny Vegas
08-03-2008, 12:17 PM
You know what, give him a "tattoo-wearing, laid back, have a couple of piercings, i don't give a shit" gimmick and have him backstage like giving people blunt ass advice and shit. Like, say for example, if you've seen Talladega Nights, there was this one scene where this guy was wondering what to get his grandmother for her birthday, and the guy that sat beside him said "get her a coffin" (LOL btw) but he should be like that. That would get him over as hell and he can have that sarcastic, blunt, adult humor about him.

Give him some kick ass entrance music and change up his attire just a little bit. Let him explain that "i don't give a shit anymore, i'm just going to be me" and do this gimmick. I'm telling you, this could/will work. He can be that asshole who is somewhat of a tweener who is over by his comments (like i mentioned above) and gestures. Have one of the divas have some type of interest in his attitude and mold their character into his.

Damn, this could be awesome. I should write for the WWE, seriously. That Mike Adamle gimmick i came up with is pure gold as well.

Anybody Thrilla
08-03-2008, 01:14 PM
It's not my fault, the things that love can do to us
Just like it's not my fault that there was a dead baby in your uterus

Mr. Nerfect
08-06-2008, 12:23 PM
Actually, Snitsky as a philosopher could be a really cool way to go. He can make humorous asides, or deep observations, and then go to the ring and be the usual. But Snitsky can play comedy. Without lightening him up, he is pretty useless.

Snitsky getting pussy would also be glorious.

The only other thing I can think of, at present, is forming some kind of business relationship with a Japanese promotion, and trade Snitsky over there for a while, to better his ring skills, and freshen him up, and get a few Japanese talents in exchange.

thedamndest
08-06-2008, 01:28 PM
If you've ever seen the movie "Soylent Green" then you know how Snitsky can be made useful.

Pardeep 619
08-07-2008, 09:41 AM
He can work a good brawling style and everything, but his generic black tights, knee/elbow pads and growling snarling bullshit isn't really that entertaining.

Worked for Austin

AdrianM
08-07-2008, 12:22 PM
I liked his matches with Shelton Benjamin a few years ago

Kane Knight
08-07-2008, 05:46 PM
If you've ever seen the movie "Soylent Green" then you know how Snitsky can be made useful.

Sounds good.