Official Raw Thread (8-11-08): Simply Priceless vs. Wacky Mismatched Tag Team 4938

[Hanso Amore]

What the fuck?

They ruined all this

[ClockShot]

SWERVE!

[CSL]

For all the great things that Steve Austin did for wrestling, I don't think I'll ever be able to forgive him for 'What?!'

[Londoner]

Interesting...

[Skippord]

ok was not expecting that

[Linkbowler]

this makes no sense

[Fox]

did Kane kidnap Rey Mysterio and lock him in his sex dungeon?

[Hanso Amore]

so Kane vs Mysterio?

[Fox]

I know Rey came back and beat Santino. Did he just disappear after that?

[Nark Order]

REY MYSTERIO IS DEAD!

[Hanso Amore]

is Rey going to be evil now?

[Gonzo]

*sigh*

We waited a month for this...

[Londoner]

is rey alive or dead?:shifty:

[CSL]

lol Adamle is amazing

[Hanso Amore]

JEsus, I am so very underwhelmed...

Why would Kane snap and wonder if Rey was alive or dead?

What the Fuck?

I mean....







WHAT THE FUCK?

[RhodeIslandShawn]

FUCKING SWERVE! FUCKING AWESOME! :D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D

[Londoner]

Dissapointing swerve though, wanted the old kane back.

[The Optimist]

So far I'm interpreting it as Kane fucking with everyone. He seemed to be having the time of his life when he pulled out the mask and confused everyone. Where it's going from here, if anywhere, I have no clue.

[Hanso Amore]

lol Adamle is amazing


I will give him props, he can work well as a character.

[PullMyFinger]

LMAO was I the only one cracking up when Kane was holding that Rey mask and saying "hehehehehe its Reeeeyy Mysterio!!!" lol he sounded like a drunk stoned guy

[Evil Vito]

<font color=goldenrod>REY'S DEAD!!! Muahahaha *kids cheer*</font>

[Gonzo]

Yeah, probably not even gonna watch the rest of the show. I just don't understand what the fuck these people are thinking.

[Nark Order]

I really hope they don't have Rey come back unmasked now because we are all aware that he has like 689878909090808097897897 masks

[Gonzo]

So far I'm interpreting it as Kane fucking with everyone. He seemed to be having the time of his life when he pulled out the mask and confused everyone. Where it's going from here, if anywhere, I have no clue.

Living up to your name eh? The WWE isn't going to go anywhere meaningful with this "angle".

[KingofOldSchool]

Time for Noble to job.

[CSL]

I love how people slate it because it wasn't what they expected it to be without giving them chance to develop

[Fox]

They will probably just drop the angle and pretend it never happened because WWE is awesome like that.

[KingofOldSchool]

Regal and his god awful wrestling attire.

[Londoner]

I'm interested in a rey v kane feud, just wanted the old kane back really.

[CSL]

Lord Regal of Legendary Hair Land :love:

[Hanso Amore]

WHen it makes no sense to start, why let it develop?

[Hanso Amore]

What is Regal wearing?

[Fox]

lol what a job

[Hanso Amore]

KNow what else sucks? He was just a main eventer, now he is in a program with Knoble.

[Londoner]

Should've given noble a win there.

[Nark Order]

LOL SQUASH

[Fox]

I still hold that what happened on SD! is leading to Edge turning face.

[Londoner]

This new edge is great.

[Hanso Amore]

I want to see Edge just be crazy

[Gonzo]

Does anyone else think Regal is wrestling a little stiff? Seems like he caught Noble with that knee pretty good at the end. Anyone else notice him wave towards the entrance following the pinfall?

[Hanso Amore]

Edge is the shit, wow!

[Hanso Amore]

Take Vickie to hell...with Eddie! Rated RKO is back! :)

[Londoner]

Love the way they edited that

[Skippord]

did Edge fuse with a symbiote on smackdown

[CSL]

That Edge VP was fantastic

Probably the most valuable and consistent performer that they have atm

[Fox]

I personally believe his performance was influenced by the gentleman in my sig.

[Londoner]

Take Vickie to hell...with Eddie! Rated RKO is back! :)

Think he said 'with me' not eddie

[PullMyFinger]

There's no way Noble is 5'6..he has to be less than that. Seriously, there are other superstars that are 5'6 and 5'7 and they look taller than him...Mikey and Beth Phoenix are were/are similar to his billed height and clearly they're taller. I think Noble is actually like 5'4 or something. There's just no way.

[Nark Order]

rofl at all the Edge praises. Do you all love him or hate him? Decide please.

[Londoner]

I've always thought edge was great.

[Evil Vito]

<font color=goldenrod>I love Edge.</font>

[CSL]

rofl at all the Edge praises. Do you all love him or hate him? Decide please.

Thou shalt never see a bad word written about Edge by me, past or present

[KingofOldSchool]

LOL SQUASHED

[Londoner]

what a fake poll

[The Show Off]

John Cena was clearly a bigger star now that the Raw is supposedly aimed at kids again.

[Nark Order]

RIGGED POLLLLLL

[Fox]

Champions coming out first?

[Fox]

Also, Cena won because teenage girls are faster at texting than anyone else.

[CSL]

I love how the re-match clause is only used when convenient. Another one of 'those wrestling things'

[Nark Order]

I hope Ted and Cody squash them.

And no, I don't think that's going to happen.

[Nark Order]

There's no way Noble is 5'6..he has to be less than that. Seriously, there are other superstars that are 5'6 and 5'7 and they look taller than him...Mikey and Beth Phoenix are were/are similar to his billed height and clearly they're taller. I think Noble is actually like 5'4 or something. There's just no way.

5'6 is extremely extremely short. You are aware of this?

[ClockShot]

Damn. I step out for a minute and I miss a smackdown recap with Edge being awesome.

[CSL]

As optimistic as it actually happening may sound, I'm gonna be real disappointed if this finishes with Cena/Bats winning and them looking homo-erotically @ each other. But I think Rhodes/DiBiase are going over here

[Fox]

no entrance for the challengers baha. bet they win though.

[Nark Order]

Entrance skip?? Wtf

[CSL]

Cena/Dancin' Dave should have played Rock Paper Scissors New Age Outlaws style

[ClockShot]

I CAN'T STAND YOU!

[Fox]

5'6 is extremely extremely short. You are aware of this?

Considering 5'9 is the average height for a white male in the U.S., 5'6 isn't "extremely extremely" short.

[Fox]

God I hate that cow pasture commercial. FFS.

[Nark Order]

Considering 5'9 is the average height for a white male in the U.S., 5'6 isn't "extremely extremely" short.

Let me guess, you are 5'6?

[Londoner]

Considering 5'9 is the average height for a white male in the U.S., 5'6 isn't "extremely extremely" short.

lol@narcissus, 5'6 is not extremely extremely short.

[Fox]

One thing I dislike about RAW is when they treat their main event like shit, ie not giving both members entrances and not seeing the start of the match.

[ClockShot]

Come on, Priceless.

[FourFifty]

They can't talk about taunts without talking about the biggle wiggle.

[Londoner]

Cody/dibiase better win.

[Fox]

Let me guess, you are 5'6?

5'8". And let me ask, are you a football fan?

[Londoner]

YES!!!!!!

[Fox]

WOW

[ClockShot]

WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!

[Evil Vito]

<font color=goldenrod>YESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS</font>

[Londoner]

thank fuck

[CSL]

Oh shit! Clean! Magicallll

[Nark Order]

I am 6'3 and awesome. 5'6 is very short and funny tbh

[Londoner]

That was amazing

[KingofOldSchool]

See what was the point of the title change last week?

[Londoner]

I am 6'3 and awesome. 5'6 is very short and funny tbh

You sound like an ignorant prick rather than awesome tbh.

[Fox]

So, DiBiase and Rhodes are Doomsday?

[Londoner]

Anyhow, which one of them is turning heel?

[FourFifty]

God damn it, STILL no music for Mike Adamle!

[Nark Order]

WOOO

[Londoner]

raw is chaos!!!!1111

[ClockShot]

What? Ending early? Whatever.

Have a nice night/morning, everybody.

[Fox]

I am 6'3 and awesome. 5'6 is very short and funny tbh

Yeah.

I mean, I don't think you're awesome. You kind of seem like a jack ass. You seem to me like that guy who makes fun of everyone else all of the time. But I bet you have your own shortcomings. Why else would height mean so much to you? Perhaps a lack of which elsewhere? Who knows. I expect you to vehemently deny it. But still.

Something to think about.

[Londoner]

Shit raw overall, was saved with cody/dibiase winning the tag titles back.

[Londoner]

Yeah.

I mean, I don't think you're awesome. You kind of seem like a jack ass. You seem to me like that guy who makes fun of everyone else all of the time. But I bet you have your own shortcomings. Why else would height mean so much to you? Perhaps a lack of which elsewhere? Who knows. I expect you to vehemently deny it. But still.

Something to think about.

:y:

There's something else wrong with him if he's judging people by their height, something none of us have control over.

[Juan]

One more hour! I'm semi excited about it.

[PullMyFinger]

5'6 is extremely extremely short. You are aware of this?

Are you serious? LOL You've gotta be kidding me....5'9 is like the average height in America, if 5'6 is extremely extremely short...then wow. There are so many 5'6/5'7 people I see all the time at the gym, yeah obviously they're not tall but I'd say they're within normal height and still taller than most girls. Though I will admit, that if you're anything less than like 5'6...then it's tough. 5'3 or 5'4 is extremely extremely short for a guy.

[Nark Order]

Don't you wish life worked that way all the time? The mean tall guy bashing people for being short must be either ugly, dead inside, or have a small penis, right? I'm not going to answer any of those questions because I think you know that this 'karma will eventually come his way' outlook on life is ridiculous.

And I don't see the huge deal, I didn't attack anybody personally. I just personally can't take really short people seriously. Never really have.

[PullMyFinger]

Yeah.

I mean, I don't think you're awesome. You kind of seem like a jack ass. You seem to me like that guy who makes fun of everyone else all of the time. But I bet you have your own shortcomings. Why else would height mean so much to you? Perhaps a lack of which elsewhere? Who knows. I expect you to vehemently deny it. But still.

Something to think about.

It must be an insecurity this guy has. Hilarious....5'6 is not tall obviously, no one is saying that, but if you're really going to say that its extremely extremely short then you're hallucinating. It's still within the normal range.

Anyhow, my point was that Noble has to be less than 5'6, there have been a lot of 5'6 or 5'7 wrestlers and they looked taller than Noble. He must be 5'4 max. In wrestling I know height is very much often exaggerated.

[Londoner]

Anyhow, i'm off to watch the olympics rather than argue with ignorant judgmental pricks over stupid issues we have no control over, laters all.

[Nark Order]

And you'll never have any control over it, which is awesome.

[Fox]

lol dude you are a jack ass.

[Juan]

5'6 is short?!?? That's news to me. This is gonna disappoint a lot of my friends.

[Fox]

bah gawd bbq sauce fox is going to bed

[Nark Order]

lol dude you are a jack ass.

Naw mang, jackasses are short like the others in this thread trying to argue with me. I am a stallion.

[CSL]

C'mon. 5'6 is pretty short. My smallest friends are like 5'7, 5'8 and even they get ragged on sometimes

[PullMyFinger]

I don't think anyone is saying 5'6 is tall...5'6 a little bit below average...hardly "Extremely extremely" short. I will say this though, if you're UNDER*** 5'6 and you're a guy, then it's really tough.

[Nark Order]

Bwahaha. My girlfriend is 5'8.

[PullMyFinger]

Your g/f must not be taken very seriously because she's a tall freak. Pretty much every guy I know agrees unianimously that any girl above 5'6 is going to be a freak and really manly-ish.

With heels she must be like 6 feet. Damn she towers over most guys too.

[Nark Order]

She towers over short guys which makes those guys less manly, not her more manly. The typical height for a supermodel is over 5'9, sir. Are you insinuating that all supermodels are manly freaks?

[The Show Off]

Bwahaha. My girlfriend is 5'8.

They make blow up dolls that tall now?

[Mayo]

She towers over short guys which makes those guys less manly, not her more manly. The typical height for a supermodel is over 5'9, sir. Are you insinuating that all supermodels are manly freaks?
Supermodels aren't exactly average dude, most girls are probably between 5'3" and 5'6"

[The Show Off]

She towers over short guys which makes those guys less manly, not her more manly. The typical height for a supermodel is over 5'9, sir. Are you insinuating that all supermodels are manly freaks?

Isn't a supermodel typically like 5'10 to 6 feet?

Alright so now that we're done arguing about who's taller lets get into an argument that actually matters...

My dad can kick your dad's ass!

[PullMyFinger]

lol Alright, I don't wanna spend my time arguing about height here. It's not even a big deal.

But as far as models go, models are picked to be 5'10 for runway reasons...runway models are different, and a model doesn't necessarily have to be hot...you just have to look normal (not be ugly) and wear the clothes. There have been plenty of famous models that are far from being hot. And yes, I am not denying that there are some really hot ones in there. My point is...look at the general population. There are more hot actresses and other women out there that are gorgeous bombshells and most of them are within the normal range for girls...5'2-5'6. It's no secret why whenever I do see a girl who is taller than 5'6...they normally drop the heels and will go out wearing flats. Because they know they are really tall for a girl, and don't want to go out looking like some butch or towering over most men.

Anyhow, my point was about Noble, not to argue on heights. I don't even know why I went all this far into this topic...I really could care less. I'm out peace.

[Juan]

OK, HERE WE GO!

[Nark Order]

I've never dated a girl that was shorter than 5'7 and I don't really intend to. I'm a taller (more fortunate) individual though. I could imagine how a short person dating a girl that is 5'7 or above could be incredibly embarrassing.

[Juan]

I'm so sick of the 'respect' Cena and Batista have for each other. I wish Batista would sucker punch Cena :mad:

[Juan]

Santino is f'n hilarious.

[Juan]

Kane with Mastrio's mask? WTF?

[Mayo]

Yeah WTF indeed!

[Juan]

Sick move by Jamie Noble!!

[Juan]

http://www.wwe.com/content/media/images/377012/7845654

2-time champs!

[Afterlife]

I honestly cheered for that.

[Indifferent Clox]

Yeah Gibson... I mean Noble's senton was excellent

and WOOOOH CODY AND DIBIASE WOOOOH

[Volare]

Just got done watching RAW...thank god for digital recording...I pretty much skipped it all, except for the JBL/Punk promo, Kane's promo, and watching Rhodes/Dibiase.

2 hour show and I watch total about 25 mins worth....kinda sad isn't it?


BTW I'm 6'7...and will crush you :)

[screech]

I've never dated a girl that was shorter than 5'7 and I don't really intend to. I'm a taller (more fortunate) individual though. I could imagine how a short person dating a girl that is 5'7 or above could be incredibly embarrassing.

How does being tall make you a more fortunate individual? And how exactly could a short person dating someone who's 5'7" be embarrassing? I'm 6'3" and I don't think I'm better than anyone else. Basically, I'm not full of myself and I'm not a jackass. My current girlfriend is 5'10", but I've gone out with girls who are 5'2"-5'6" and I saw no problem with it. Get over yourself, you egotistical douche.

On topic, RAW really wasn't that great. I said this in the Kane WTF thread. I'm going to reserve judgment to see where this goes (if anywhere) but I was still pretty pissed about it. Tag titles changing hands last week didn't really make sense if they changed hands last night, but what does make sense in WWE? Santino is fucking gold. Twice he's beaten a woman and twice he's celebrated like he just became king if the world. I love it.

I was disappointed with the lack of Mike Adamle theme music :(

Also, can someone explain to me how the Highlanders still have jobs? :?:

[Mooияakeя™]

BTW, Shows noone gives a fuck about the Highlanders. lol. "They weigh in at a combined weight of 17stone" - my girlfriend is 7 1/2 stone herself lol. - Bit of a fuck up.

BTW Regal is the man. Stiffness ftw.

[BigDaddyCool]

Each highlander is also individually weighing in at 17 stone...

[Mooияakeя™]

Each highlander is also individually weighing in at 17 stone...

Probably yeah, but go back and listen. Lillian says it and The King. Prats. I know how to work out Pounds without much thought. It's not hard.

Anyway fuck it. It's nice little bit to their gimmick, but they're shit so it don't matter.

[BigDaddyCool]

I know. I heard them say at a combined wieght of 17 stone, but on WWE.com they are booth listed at 17 stone individually. Simple math would say they have a combined wieght of 34 stone.

[Afterlife]

How much is a stone, anyway?

[Gonzo]

BTW Regal is the man. Stiffness ftw.

I'm glad someone else thought this too.

[Lock Jaw]

Once again, no D'Lo though. Furthering my hypothesis that Mike Adamle is not "Down With the Brown."

[Linkbowler]

How much is a stone, anyway?

14 pounds.

[screech]

Once again, no D'Lo though. Furthering my hypothesis that Mike Adamle is not "Down With the Brown."

How could anyone not be down with the brown?

[TerranRich]

LOL @ this thread after Raw ended. You guys are ridiculous, really.

Tall women rock. Short women rock. I'm 6'0", and I consider anything above 5'5" to be pretty much normal. I've had girlfriends who were 5'8" and weren't freakishly tall. Get a grip on reality.