View Full Version : The 5 Knuckle Shuffle is the gayest move of all time
Rammsteinmad
08-13-2008, 05:03 PM
It pisses me off so much how Cena has time to look around and smile at the crowd before he does it. The opponent lies motionless and all of a sudden a little punch to the head wakes him up again. :|
On Raw when he had time to go over and do the whole "You can't see me" thing to Batista while Rhodes didn't even twitch is shit.
I know I know this has been said many times. So to validate this thread, who do you wanna see win at Summerslam? The Animal? Or Superman?
Rammsteinmad
08-13-2008, 05:04 PM
Also I know this is the same for The Worm, but we don't see the Worm anymore, so now I'm venting my anger on this.
And the People's Elbow doesn't count coz the Rock was awesome.
SammyG
08-13-2008, 05:08 PM
...The People's elbow was retarded too, by the same token.
edit : lol, fuck, just saw your other post. whatever though, same thing.
Rammsteinmad
08-13-2008, 05:15 PM
The People's Elbow and The Worm were at least fun to watch.
SammyG
08-13-2008, 05:26 PM
You're just pissed because you can't see him.
Londoner
08-13-2008, 05:27 PM
Agreed, i hate the 5 knuckle shuffle, it was just something they did to make him seem more like the rock, only they failed badly.
5 Knuckle Shuffle. Haha, get it? He just came in his hand and then punched his opponent in the face with his jismy knuckles. What a cool guy, that Cena, that WWE, so creative and such. Amazing.
People's Elbow was awesome, and at least he always hit a spinebuster or the Rock Bottom before going for it, instead of Cena's weak ass "kill switch." Plus Rock would get all intense when he did it, and the elbow looked like maybe, just maybe, it was coming down with some serious force.
But Cena? That's just a falling punch to the face. He really needs to cut that shit out.
Also, The Rock would defend it too.
"Rock, that's just an elbow drop."
"It's the MOST ELECTRIFYING ELBOW DROP IN SPORTS AND ENTERTAINMENT!"
Rock was so awesome.
John Cena sucks. I thought we established this...
The MAC
08-13-2008, 06:17 PM
fuck cena, he is the new hulk hogan.
SammyG
08-13-2008, 07:15 PM
Cena is good in my book.
I'm loving all of the love for The Great One :D
I figure 'Smell it?' and 'The Rock Says' should post in this thread. I hate Cena's 5 knuckle shuffle but I am sure that the 10-15 year olds love it.
I loved the People's Elbow but looking back it's fucking retarded.
It'll be the same way with the current bunch of fans I'm sure.
Rammsteinmad
08-14-2008, 05:48 AM
To be fair, I don't mind Cena. He isn't brilliant but he CAN put on some good matches from time to time.
But the 5KS. :nono:
Indifferent Clox
08-14-2008, 05:53 AM
seriously just because he has moves called FU STFU and the masturbation wank doesn't mean he himself is edgy. In fact quite the opposite.
The People's elbow was fun to watch, The 5KS isn't.
El Fangel
08-14-2008, 05:53 AM
Hulk Hogans Leg Drop :(
Vastardikai
08-14-2008, 06:31 AM
Danshoku (sp?) Driver?
Mr. Nerfect
08-14-2008, 06:37 AM
I loved the People's Elbow but looking back it's fucking retarded.
It'll be the same way with the current bunch of fans I'm sure.
I think it's the opposite with most, exactly. At the time, it was pretty cheesy, but now that we've encountered the 5 Knuckle Shuffle and John Cena, we miss The Most Electrifying Move in Sports Entertainment, as well as The Most Electrifying Man.
Afterlife
08-14-2008, 06:47 AM
The Rock thrived on entertainment -- that's what his character was, a giant showboat. Of course he has flashy little moves like the People's Elbow. But the reason flash doesn't work on Cena is because there's no entertainment in his character -- another reason why I don't see the logic in his children's movement. Cena is about "grrr, smash" and that's about it. No fun, no flash, no entertainment. Just "the intensity of ten cities", whatever that was supposed to mean.
Mr. Nerfect
08-14-2008, 07:01 AM
John Cena turning heel at Summerslam would make me happy in the pants, to be honest.
Rammsteinmad
08-14-2008, 08:37 AM
More chance of Chris Jericho winning a World Title again.
screech
08-14-2008, 11:34 AM
More chance of Kane winning a World Title again.
Afterlife
08-14-2008, 12:09 PM
Also, I think it's fair to say that, although the Five Knuckle Shuffle is lame, it's not inherently homosexual. Now, the Tombstone Piledriver, or "Vertical 69"? That's kinda gay.
D Mac
08-14-2008, 02:55 PM
We all knew this already.
Mooияakeя™
08-14-2008, 04:45 PM
Even Jamaicanmecrazy is in on the act with his "I'll give you 2 days to get up before my Hulk Hogan style leg drop from the Wrestlemania game on the Genesis" move.
Mr. Nerfect
08-14-2008, 05:33 PM
More chance of Chris Jericho winning a World Title again.
The way Jericho's been going, I think he more than deserves another World Title, and that it is within reach. I mean, CM Punk is the current champion.
Kane Knight
08-14-2008, 08:15 PM
You're just pissed because you can't see him.
Does make it hard to watch him.
I loved the People's Elbow but looking back it's fucking retarded.
It'll be the same way with the current bunch of fans I'm sure.
It's all about the entertainment. Back when the Rock was doing his gay move, Funaki could get a pop the size of one of Cena's. Everything seemed bigger, epic, and even lame moves seemed more acceptable, because you were wrapped up in it. It's why I couldn't get into Hogan when I was young and I can't get into Cena now.
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