Official Raw Thread (8-18-08): Punk returns home...Champion

[KingofOldSchool]

D'LO VS. SANTINO IC TITLE!!

*marks*

[FourFifty]

THERE HASN'T BEEN A TIME IN MY LIFE WHERE I'VE WANTED TO SEE SANTINO DO THE JOB MORE THAN TONIGHT!!!!!!!!!!!

WHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOP!!!

[ClockShot]

Glamarella.

Let's see how this goes for awhile.

[MrSpikeLee]

NEW CHAMP DLO BROWN :D

[KingofOldSchool]

D'lo is from Chicago too.

Hmmm maybe they are using D'lo for the hometown loss and are letting Punk win tonight?

[KingofOldSchool]

Huge pop for Santino. wtf

Because Santino is the goods.

[Gone Mad]

Beth will save Santino, otherwise it's D'Lo's belt.

I hope they have him talk tonight.

[Londoner]

D'LOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

[ClockShot]

YOU'RE LOOKING AT THE REAL DEAL NOW!

[Savio]

when did D-lo come back?

[KingofOldSchool]

FIRST EVER EURO-CONTINENTAL CHAMPION

[Fox]

great pop for D'Lo.

[FourFifty]

Just like The Black Man to team up.....

[KingofOldSchool]

COFFEE KINGSTON JAMAICAN ME A LATTE

[Londoner]

KOFIIIIIIIIII

[Nark Order]

Yeah, but everybody used to hate him. I like that better. I just want to like him.

[Fox]

and Jean Paul.

[ClockShot]

D'Lo sent out an ... --- ...

[Johnny Vegas]

This is the beginning........of the NATION.

[RawRocks]

Kofi... Ghana's own

[FourFifty]

Hearing Kofi talk makes me want to watch Futurama.

[Londoner]

LOL d'lo

[ClockShot]

'LO DOW...............what?

[KingofOldSchool]

I SAID...GET TO STEPPIN!

[Nark Order]

GET TO STEPPIN

[Londoner]

Kofi is great.

[KingofOldSchool]

Is D'lo going to feud with Beth for the Women's title?

[Gone Mad]

IM STILL CHAMPION AND YOU STUPID!

[Londoner]

Santino " I AM STILL CHAMPION'

[KingofOldSchool]

I love that demonic remix of Kane's old theme.

[FourFifty]

NEW MUSIC FOR KANE!!!!!!!

[Nark Order]

Kane get "Walking down the hall" music?

[Afterlife]

Sweet, they were playing Kane's actual music. Good sign!

[ClockShot]

STACY KEILBER!

COME BACK! PLEASE!

[Londoner]

I miss trish

[Gone Mad]

Scorpion King 2 is "Bone-crushing excitement" AND it's directed by the guy who did RE3? I'm there!!!! NOT.

TRISH :drool: :drool: :drool:

[KingofOldSchool]

Jerry tells us what he masturbates too again...

[Londoner]

I LOVE THIS THEME

[ClockShot]

Meh. I prefer the old version myself.

[KingofOldSchool]

Kane gets new music...awesome

[FourFifty]

Terran, get on getting us this theme, please.

[KingofOldSchool]

Next week Kane pulls Curry Man's mask out of his anus.

[FourFifty]

Well I haven't missed Rey.

[Londoner]

Kanes mic work is better

[KingofOldSchool]

Kane hates midgets.

[ClockShot]

I don't like him mocking great superheroes.

[Nark Order]

Slithering slime

[Nark Order]

niggerdibly??

[KingofOldSchool]

What's that black thing on Kane's tooth?

Does he need a dentist?

[Londoner]

hate this fake laugh

[Gone Mad]

I see spinach in his teeth I believe.

[Londoner]

BATISTA

[KingofOldSchool]

Batista told Rey he'd watch his back.

[Nark Order]

Something in his teeth

[ClockShot]

Uh-oh.

Dave don't like his friends being picked on. Or should I say kidnapped.

[Londoner]

ahahahaha yes chokeslam!

[FourFifty]

I can go for some nachos right now.

[Londoner]

Looks like they're going all out with this kane storyline

[KingofOldSchool]

Kane's new remixed theme kind of sounds like the Ghostbusters theme.

[Afterlife]

HAH! I totally called this Rey/Kane business.

[St. Jimmy]

Kane's new theme seems very subdued.

[PullMyFinger]

Kane's new music is great...its like his original theme.

I guess he must've ate something before he came to the ring.

[Londoner]

HAH! I totally called this Rey/Kane business.

Since when? :shifty:

[Nark Order]

No Sir William Regal tonight?

[Londoner]

This should be a classic.

[KingofOldSchool]

Glad to see Cade is lurking...

[St. Jimmy]

Hell of a Pop.

[Nark Order]

Chicago style. Punk is gonna serve this bastard a pizza.

[St. Jimmy]

This match should be awesome.

[KingofOldSchool]

Hell of a Pop.

It's his hometown [/random Punk hater]

[KingofOldSchool]

Those kickpads and tights on Punk are awesome.

[Nark Order]

It's his hometown.

[KingofOldSchool]

Holy shit when was the last time Punk broke that out??

[Londoner]

Can see this ending in a DQ

[Destor]

Cade will make the difference in this one

[St. Jimmy]

This should be for the belt.

[St. Jimmy]

NICE KICK.

[KingofOldSchool]

HBK will make the difference in this one

[FourFifty]

WELCOME TO CHICAGO MOTHER FUCKER!!!

[Londoner]

nice backbreaker punk

[Destor]

WELCOME TO CHICAGO MOTHER FUCKER!!!
I marked out when he hit it. :D

[Londoner]

Yeah he's really gonna tap.....

[Londoner]

...did not see that comin

[KingofOldSchool]

HBK's music hits, then Punk gets the distracted Jericho up in the GTS

[St. Jimmy]

FANTASTIC BULLDOG.

[KingofOldSchool]

Nice running knee to the top turnbuckle.

[Londoner]

WTF JERICHO WINS

[St. Jimmy]

... wow.

[ClockShot]

PUNK GOES DOWN!

[Gone Mad]

Wow. WWE loves Punk.

[St. Jimmy]

Nice Codebreaker

[Londoner]

Weak ending tbh

[Fox]

Wow...

[KingofOldSchool]

Punk got the JR treatment tonight.

[FourFifty]

That was gaaaaaaaaay.

[Fox]

What a fucking lame ending to RAW.

[ClockShot]

Again the show ends early.

I guess USA took away their 5 minute overrun or something.

Have a good one, everybody.

[KingofOldSchool]

No Punk/Jericho over run = WWE hates us

[Londoner]

That's not the end of the show tonight is it? I can't tell.

[St. Jimmy]

lolll wtf? I didn't think it was over.

[St. Jimmy]

Bruce Campbell, however. :y:

[Destor]

Good match

[Londoner]

Some weird fucking ending that was.

[Indifferent Clox]

Jericho v. Punk again next week for the title I imagine.

That was an awesome match from what we saw with the commercials.

[Afterlife]

No Sir William Regal tonight?

I heard he was injured.

[MrSpikeLee]

Kanes new theme was just to advertise for the new Anthology ii 3 CD SET. COMING OUT.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/WWE_Anthology_II

[Lock Jaw]

I heard he was injured.

I heard Mike Adamle is not Down with the Regal.

[Lock Jaw]

Also, Kane's new theme sounds like his old one remixed with Undertaker's old ministry theme.

[TerranRich]

At first I thought Kane's theme might have been one of those unreleased remixes, but alas, it's a completely new, redone song. It won't be easy to obtain.

[#1-norm-fan]

Wait... so what was Shane and Stephanie's blockbuster announcement? Did I miss something?

[Lock Jaw]

It was Mike Adamle's announcement of Championship Scramble.

[Lock Jaw]

Which sounds like a TNA concept.

Jericho accidentally punching and fracturing the jaw of HBK's wife also sounds like the recent TNA story of Robert Rhoode punching and breaking the jaw of Booker T's wife.

[Indifferent Clox]

They should have a tag team scramble damn it.

[#1-norm-fan]

It was Mike Adamle's announcement of Championship Scramble.

I swear JR said before break "Shane and Stephanie have a huge announcement up next."

And then when Adamle came out, he said "Shane and Stephanie have INSPIRED ME to make a huge announcement."

Implying that he got the idea for ANOTHER announcement based off their announcement.

Though it's possible Adamle just used poor wording. Just sayin... it's possible.

[DaVe]

KANE! IT'S KANE! IT'S KANE!

I loved Kane this week. His promo was actually quite good. His new music fits his new demented persona so well. Seems like a mix of his original theme and Mankind's first theme.

And I must concur: Terran! GET THE MUSSSSSSSICCs! :p

[TerranRich]

I'll get the theme when it's released... whether in a video promo without speech over it, or a titantron on WWE.com, or on a CD. Otherwise, there's no way to get it.

[Afterlife]

Wuss.

[TerranRich]

I've broken into Jim Johnston's office one too many times already. They're starting to catch on. Maybe next time I'll kidnap him and lock him in my closet, so I have a constant source of high-quality themes.

[Afterlife]

Is there room in there for both of you?

[TerranRich]

:naughty:

There was last time.

[Afterlife]

Homogay.