I'm going to need your help, guys. Keep me connected.

[Anybody Thrilla]

I've been watching wrestling regularly, uninnerupted for the past....I dunno, twenty years or so? I just started a job in Maryland last week, and I'll be here until about November 4th or so. We have basic cable at the house, but I'm never home in time to actually catch any WWE or TNA shows (which are the two things that I watch). I know I can go to DailyMotion or download torrents or whatever, but even still, there's no internet at the house, and I am only online when I'm at work. Even then, I'm only in the office itself for like 4 hours a day, and even then, I might actually be doing work some time between those for hours.

I didn't think it would be a huge deal to stop watching for three months, but honestly, besides my girlfriend, wrestling is the thing I miss most about being back home. It sounds geeky, but I don't care. It really hurts me to not be able to stay current.

So, this is where you guys come into play. Please use this thread to post anything pertinent (or not even that pertinent, I don't care) that goes on in the WWE or TNA. Anything funny, anything exciting, any great matches, any ANYTHING to just help me feel connected to what's going on. I know I could just check the wrestling forum and view whatever threads are listed, but I'm sure I would miss some pretty important threads still.

Don't worry about spoilers or anything, post away. Feel free to post your thoughts or opinions on things, and I'll tell you how I feel about stuff that I'm not even watching. It could be fun!

Thanks to anybody who helps this thread in any way at all. Plenty of rep to be received.

[Anybody Thrilla]

By the way, I watch Raw, SmackDOWN!, ECW and TNA Impact!, for the record.

[thedamndest]

I haven't had access to Raw in about a month due to an unfortunate break-up. Though I am sure you have been told this by now, and are aware of torrents, youtube always has Raw up the next day if you just search Raw 8 18 08 (as example). It's broken up into sections but it's complete.

Also, I have noticed you have stopped voting in the give a little 3rd addition game. WHY IS THIS?

[screech]

I watch em all (although I keep managing to miss ECW lately) so I'll throw in what's happening (and plenty of opinions). Moreso in TNA and SD! cause my girlfriend and I always watch cause she's a big fan of both Nash and Edge. I'm sure you'll get RAW and ECW updates from others if I happen to miss something.

Also, I'm with thedamndest. What's with the no voting?

This should get a sticky or something so everyone can see it all the time.

[Anybody Thrilla]

I don't think I'm important enough for a sticky. Also, I forget why I stopped voting. Maybe I will in a bit.

[screech]

I'm more than important enough for a sticky.

Fixed.

[Xero]

(Show) Sucked.

Repeat for another two months and check back.

[Anybody Thrilla]

Good one, Xero. Fuck outta here with that.

I don't care if you thought it sucked. I just want to know what's going on.

[Anybody Thrilla]

If screech says it, it must be true.

[Xero]

Nothing good has happened in months.

[Anybody Thrilla]

I disagree. I was watching regularly up until last week.

Jericho/Michaels, THE Brian Kendrick, The Beautiful People in general, Rhodes and Dibiase becoming somewhat important, Edge going psycho, Miz and Morrison....just to name a few.

[Xero]

One good thing, sorry.

[Anybody Thrilla]

Your hate for wrestling makes you cool. We get it. Now, if you're not going to contribute anything besides douchebaggery, it'd be great if you just posted in any other thread.

[Xero]

Kane's new music is straight off a shitty Halloween tape.

Happy?

[Anybody Thrilla]

Would be better if you had a sample of it.

[Xero]

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[Anybody Thrilla]

That almost sounds like the music that Undertaker and Big Show used, but not as sweet. Anyway, I like the Kane character's theme without lyrics anyway. Lyrics imply that there is somebody else who can relate to the user of the theme song even to the level where they wrote a song about it. No lyrics indicates that he's harder to capture.

Know what I mean?

[Impact!]

So what's the deal with Kane at the moment? Is he now fueding with Mysterio?

[Indifferent Clox]

Ok why don't you use the library?

[Anybody Thrilla]

I don't think the Dewey Decimal system could help me here.

[Anybody Thrilla]

So what's the deal with Kane at the moment? Is he now fueding with Mysterio?

Even I know that feud is coming.

[Indifferent Clox]

They have internet you can use at the library duh.

[Anybody Thrilla]

There isn't a library by me. I don't have my car here. I'm being carted around in a van by my office-mates, and I'm pretty much at their mercy. I'm not going to ask them to go to the library so I can watch Snitsky v. Jamie Noble....unless it's a hardcore match.

[screech]

TNA was decent this week. The Beautful People (I can't stand them but you mentioned them) brought in Kip James for some reason. They drew on Taylor Wilde's face. It was pretty dumb I thought.

Matt Morgan beat up some jobber and Team 3D delivered a beatdown until Abyss made the save. I'm looking forward to them teaming up.

The Guns faced BG James and Eric Young and lost. After the match they went to shake hands and one of the Guns (I never remember which one is which) spit in his hand and slapped BG, which led to a brawl. I liked it, partly because BG hasn't had a match in months and I've always been a fan.

Booker T beat Rhino to qualify for the title match at No Surrender. Match was decent, back and forth for the most part.

In another superhero segment, Super Eric served RocknRave (God I hate them) with a summons for ruining rock music. Curry Man was hitting on Christy. He and SharkBoy were beat down with plastic guitars. It was pretty lame.

Hernandez beat Roode in a good match. Salinas and Jackie got involved. Plus, Salinas = ratings.

Karen's guest on her "show" was Val. Sonjay came in and tried to kiss Val, then Lethal tackled him over the couch and threw him through part of the set. They locked up and Lethal accidentally nailed Val with an elbow (bitch was standing right in the way).

Main event was a ladder match between AJ and Kurt for Kurt's Gold Medal. It was good. Booker and Joe were ringside. Kurt and AJ were on the ladder when the lights went out and Jarrett's music hit. AJ had a guitar when they came back on and cracked Kurt with it before grabbing the medal for the win.

There ya have it. I'll try to get you SD! results (unless you already read spoilers).

[Anybody Thrilla]

Thank you, screech. You are a loyal supporter, and I will allow you to use my name to become a TPWW Superstar.

[Anybody Thrilla]

But what the fuck does Kip James have to do with The Beautiful People? Where was Awesome Kong?

[Juan]

I don't watch TNA, but I'll contribute to the WWE side of things.

[Anybody Thrilla]

Thanks Juan. You're a gentleman and a scholar.

[Destor]

JIMMY RAVE SUCKS

[screech]

But what the fuck does Kip James have to do with The Beautiful People? Where was Awesome Kong?

They brought him in to do...something. I'm not sure. A stylist or something like that. He seems way too comfortable in homosexual roles (see Billy and Chuck).

Fuck how could I forget this. Kong took on Kim in a street fight. Kong won with the implant buster after a good match. Kong and Saeed started a beatdown and an Awesome Bomb was about to be delivered when Kim's "sister" Katie jumped into the ring. Kong set her sights on Katie when ODB and Roxxi made the save (carrying chairs).

I apologize for forgetting this match :(

And yes, Destor: Jimmy Rave does indeed suck. But Christy = ratings.

[Anybody Thrilla]

So wait a minute.....there's a Katie Kim now?

[screech]

Yes. Some girl in the crowd who kinda looks like Gail (at least they thought so) is playing her sister. She'll probably be on TV again next week (from the Tuesday taping) but since Gail is gone that's probably the last she'll be mentioned.

[Anybody Thrilla]

Katie Kim.....KK is in TNA???? :eek:

[FourFifty]

Spoiler- Cena Wins & Dancin' Dave gets a title shot.

[Anybody Thrilla]

Did you get your money yet 450?

[screech]

I kinda touched on TNA results in my thread, but I figured I'd bump this to give you more stuff on it, and SD! results tonight or sometime soon.

The Abyss/Devine match was kinda dumb and really predictable. Abyss wouldn't use weapons (it was a Hardcore match) and Team 3D was distracting him the whole time. They beat him down until Morgan made the save. As dumb as it was, I'm really looking forward to this Morgan/Abyss pairing since I'm fans of both guys. Hopefully I can get a stream of the PPV.

The ODB/Saeed match was actually pretty good. Nice back and forth action with ODB picking up the win. After the match, she tried to remove Saeed's mask and ended up chasing her to the back. She came out holding it, then Kong kicked the shit out of her and nailed her with an Implant Buster. Roxxi came to prevent an Awesome Bomb on a chair, only to receive one herself (it was pretty sick).

The final Sting/Nash segment was good, except the stupid Impact Zone marks fucked it up by cheering. Anything that involves Sting and/or Nash is good in my book. And Jeff Jarrett is coming back soon so I'm excited for that.

On another note, I feel bad for Lauren (backstage girl). They make her do some of the dumbest shit. She is always made to look retarded by the "Beautiful People", and she had to follow ODB into the bathroom to try to get an interview. I know she's "just an interviewer", but still. It sucks to see her doing ridiculous shit like this.

And Don West still sucks.

[Anybody Thrilla]

I didn't even know Saeed wrestled. Is she good?

[Destor]

Yes. Not only is she good she is the best.

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[Anybody Thrilla]

Better than Harvina?

[screech]

Yes. Saeed/Cheerleader Melissa is pretty awesome in the ring.

[Anybody Thrilla]

I've always heard good things about Cheerleader Melissa, but I didn't know that was her.

[screech]

Hey I missed TNA (gonna catch the replay so no spoilers; I like to be "surprised"), but SD! was decent again.

Throughout the night, Trips was playing mind games with the guys in the Fatal 4-Way. I can't remember what he said to each of them, but he told Kendrick he was the biggest loser of the night and he couldn't understand why MVP was in the match. It was actually entertaining.

Chavo lost to R-Truth after Bam interfered, trying to help Chavo. They argued and Bam shoved Chavo, only to be taken out by R-Truth. Bam turns on Chavo, then both of them got taken out. It was kinda confusing, but not as bad as what happened with Kenny.

He was set to face Festus, but the match never actually happened. He got some cheap shots in before Jesse (who, along with Festus, was dressed like a mover and came out with a hand truck and a box with packing stuff) rang the bell and Kenny got destroyed. Then they taped him to the hand truck and wheeled him away. It was pretty dumb.

Kozlov beat Funaki and Scotty Goldman (is that Colt Cabana or someone else?) in a squash. He headbutted the shit outta both of them to win it.

Carlito finally showed up on TV. He and Primo won a tag match against Hawkins and Ryder. It was pretty awesome.

Six diva tag that I didn't really watch, but Michelle, Maria, and Brie beat Victoria, Natalya, and Maryse. Brie pinned Victoria (again).

Show and Vickie came out to explain why Show attacked Taker. Basically, they can help each other get what they want: Vickie's apology and Show winning the title (which I would love to see). Pretty lame segment I thought.

Fatal 4-Way to determine the number one contender at NM between TBK, Shelton, MVP and Jeff. Jeff won a ridiculous match. Kozlov came out afterward and beat him up to end the show.

Some of the stuff was pretty lame, but it was a good show overall.

[Super V]

Oh man you forgot the best thing. JR's remark about the tag team of Funaki and Goldman.
Koslov to face the team of Goldman and Funaki..... sounds like a bah gawd law firm...
It was funny to me damnit.. :-\

[screech]

Damn, I thought it was in there but I guess it was one of the things I lost when my internet cut out and I had to rewrite it. It was hilarious.