Norm "Mcdonald" Appreciation Thread

[Indifferent Clox]

(In honor of Norm all spelling errors have been changed to the first word on the spelling error list and will be boded.)
Norm's accolades:
-Greatest canceled sitcom of all time "Norm" (gallop poll results)
- Stealer of Night at Bob Sadat's (Commissioner of Chiarra) Comedy Central Roast of Bob Sadat
-Best Anchor for Weekend Update on SOL.
-Has a Farm from which he runs a business: E.I.E.I.O inc.
-Is a Canadian Politician (source pediatrics)
-Is an Australian Football player
-Won himself a billion dollars on Regis and Kathy Lee.
-TV Shows include News Radio, Drew Carney Show, and writer for Roseanne
- He does impersonations of the following (I have watched all of his stand up and compiled this list myself)
Celebrity impersonations



Al Michaels (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Al_Michaels)
Andy Rooney (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Andy_Rooney)
Barry check
(http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Barry_Scheck)
Bill Cosby (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bill_Cosby)
Bob Dole (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bob_Dole), particularly in a famous three-part per-taped sketch where Bob Dole is a cast member on the MTV reality show, The Real World.
Burt Reynolds (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Burt_Reynolds), whose character he played the son of in an episode of My Name is Earl (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/My_Name_is_Earl).
Charles Cultural
(http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Charles_Kuralt)
Clint Eastwood (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Clint_Eastwood)
Craig Reid (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Craig_Reid) from The Proclaimers
David Letterman (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/David_Letterman)
Dr. Jack Kevorkian (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dr._Jack_Kevorkian)
Flea (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Flea_%28musician%29), from Red Hot Chili Peppers (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Red_Hot_Chili_Peppers)
George Burns (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/George_Burns)
John Gray (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/John_Gray)
Juan Peron (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Juan_Peron)
Larry King (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Larry_King)
Lou Gehrig (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Lou_Gehrig)
Marv Albert (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Marv_Albert)
Michael Richards (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Michael_Richards) (on the 1999 biopic Man on the Moon (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Man_on_the_Moon) during the sequence where Andy Kaufman is on the ABC sketch show "Fridays" and refuses to take part in a sketch featuring restaurant patrons smoking marijuana).
Quentin Quarantines
(http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Quentin_Tarantino)
Rod Sterling
(http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Rod_Serling)
Slim sickens
(http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Slim_Pickens)
Tommy Lee (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Tommy_Lee)

-Academy award winner for his dirty work in "screwed"


That is all we know.

Any other Information or footage should be posted here.*










*FOOTNOTE 1: Not in this post, but in this thread

[Juan]

Dirty Work is a great piece of American cinema.

[Indifferent Clox]

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wait for it

[Kris P Lettus]

Why did you put his surname in quotation marks??

[Indifferent Clox]

It's macdonald

[Kris P Lettus]

Why did you not just type MacDonald??

[Nervous Ferret]

Why do you give a shti?

[Triple A]

I just downloaded the "Ultimate Norm MacDonald" torrent last night.

He is a great human being.

[Triple A]

Box Office Poison

[Kris P Lettus]

This is the second time in less than 24 hours you've asked me that..

The question really is, why do you give a shit why I give a shit??

[St. Jimmy]

Note To Self: Triple A is an asssssssss.

[Indifferent Clox]

Because it is norm "McDonald" Hum our

[Indifferent Clox]

How big is that ultimate torrent? I saw it and I was like SWEEEET. But it's like 4 gb or something and I don't want to delete my games :(.

[Boondock Saint]

Love the man.

[Triple A]

Yeah 4GB. You don' have to download everything though. It includes all of the Norm Show and Stan Hooper and shit. I just DLed all his talk show appearances and standups.

[Indifferent Clox]

omg I might have to do this eventually.

[Blitz]

Def gotta get the torrent. For the Norm Show and Stan Hooper alone.

[U-Warrior]

Damn it. Can't find his appearance on the daily show, where he talks about steve irwin's death.

[Triple A]

I have never seen an entire episode of The Norm Show because I have only seen a couple of clips which I didn't find funny at all... and I kind of don't want to ruin Norm for me. I don't think his humor translates well in sitcom form.

Apparently the show is good though? So I will start watching the first season I guess.

Stan Hooper I heard was terrible... like he plays the straight man in it... I think I will never watch that.

[Triple A]

God I wish I could find a torrent of all of his Weekend Updates. That would be the most incredible thing ever.

[Triple A]

Magic Johnson has received a $900,000 retainer to write a book on how not to get AIDS. Chapter 1: Don't have sex with me.

In Virginia, police are looking for a stripper who stabbed a man for telling her she was too fat to strip. Police warn that the woman is armed and extremely fat.

In Milwaukee, Wisconsin, a man allowed his eight-year-old daughter to take the wheel of his car, and an accident ensued that damaged seven other cars and injured six people. Which once again proves my theory - women can't drive.

Well, there may be trouble in paradise. Lisa Marie Presley confirmed this week, that she and Michael Jackson live in separate residences, 50 miles away from each other. Lisa Marie was quoted as saying, "I guess being married to a homosexual pedophile wasn't such a great idea after all."

O.J. Simpson's lawyers say they don't want the families of Nicole Brown and Ronald Goldman in the courtroom during the trial. They're afraid the presence of the family members will just remind O.J. of how much more killing he still has to do.

Beginning in March, D.C. Comics will change Superman's traditional red and blue costume to a new form-fitting bodysuit. The problem with the old costume? Not gay enough.

Thurman Thomas has just broken a few of OJ's records recently. He now leads the Bills in touchdowns, and yards. Next up... killing three people at once.

In New York, state-of-the-art self-cleaning toilets may soon appear on city streets. In a survey, New Yorkers expressed their enthusiasm for the outdoor toilets, noting that they are very easy to urinate on.

Meanwhile, with President Clinton's second inauguration approaching, the tension has turned to what the women will be wearing at the festivities. According to the White House, First-Lady Hillary Rodham Clinton will wear a gown by Oscar Delorante; Tipper Gore will appear in a Jennifer George ensemble; and Attorney-General Janet Reno will be outfitted by Rochester Big & Tall.

A new survey by the Washington Post reports that D.C. Mayor Marion Barry's popularity among city residents has dropped to its lowest point in five years. However, Mayor Barry insists he has no interest in polls or, for that matter, anything else that isn't crack.

Who are safer drivers? Men, or women? Well, according to a new survey, 55% of adults feel that women are most responsible for minor fender-benders, while 78% blame men for most fatal crashes. Please note that the percentages in these pie graphs do not add up to 100% because the math was done by a woman. [Crowd groans.] For those of you hissing at that joke, it should be noted that that joke was written by a woman. So, now you don't know what the hell to do, do you? [Laughter] Nah, I'm just kidding, we don't hire women.

[U-Warrior]

How can they call it the Ultimate Norm MacDonald torrent, when it doesn't have weekend update? Terrible.

[Triple A]

Also he is doing an online show on SuperDeluxe.com called "The Fake News". I have watched two episodes and they are pretty awful, I don't know. It is like he didn't write them or something, and it's an animated dude and he's just doing the voice, which is a horrible concept.

http://www.superdeluxe.com/sd/artist/norm_macdonald

[Triple A]

"Best of Norm MacDonald" YouTube video

Including when he almost won a million on Who Wants To Be A Millionaire

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[Triple A]

Laughter is the best medicine. That's for sure. Unless you're a diabetic. And then... insulin... is the best medicine.

[PapaGeorgio]

I plan to see him in like 2 months.