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Juan
08-24-2008, 08:05 AM
10. Cherry
9. Marianna Komlos (Mrs. Cleavage)
8. Nicole Bass
7. Ashley Massaro
6. Krissy Eubanks
5. Amy Weber
4. Joy Giovanni
3. Ryan Shamrock
2. Caryn Mower
1. Barbara "BB" Bush
http://sports.ign.com/articles/902/902241p2.html

Thoughts?

One could easily add another 10-15 names to this list.
jindrak
08-24-2008, 08:54 AM
Joy Giovanni

Milf. :drool:
addy2hotty
08-24-2008, 10:44 AM
Amy Weber is imo the best looking Diva they've ever had. Her role in JBL's group was quite good as well.
Evil Vito
08-24-2008, 10:48 AM
http://i112.photobucket.com/albums/n170/Infiniti514/JoyGiovanni-005.jpg
Anybody Thrilla
08-24-2008, 11:00 AM
I liked Amy and Joy. Also, I loved Ryan Shamrock.

I think Barbara Bush was dating Hardcore Holly, so that's how she got her job, but yes, she was worthless.

Also, who the hell is Krissy Eubanks?
thedamndest
08-24-2008, 11:27 AM
There is no way you can count Nicole Bass as a Diva. No fucking way.
Rammsteinmad
08-24-2008, 11:28 AM
Seems like a reasonably good list, though you could probably throw in about 85% of Divas from the last five years.
Rammsteinmad
08-24-2008, 11:29 AM
Who's Nicole Bass? Isn't he the guy that helped Sable win at Wrestlemania 15? Or did he actually do anything else that I'm not aware of?
thedamndest
08-24-2008, 11:32 AM
He's got a Ron Simmons cock.
TerranRich
08-24-2008, 11:58 AM
http://i112.photobucket.com/albums/n170/Infiniti514/JoyGiovanni-005.jpg

:drool: :drool: :drool: :drool: :drool: :drool: :drool: :drool: :drool: :drool: :drool: :drool: :drool: :drool:
Evil Vito
08-24-2008, 01:04 PM
I liked Amy and Joy. Also, I loved Ryan Shamrock.

I think Barbara Bush was dating Hardcore Holly, so that's how she got her job, but yes, she was worthless.

Also, who the hell is Krissy Eubanks?

<font color=goldenrod>She worked in OVW as Krissy Vaine. I forgot all about her, but apparently she had a two week stint in WWE before she randomly left.</font>

http://www3.pictures.zimbio.com/img/0bfa/TheZimbioTeam/9815m.jpg
Kane Knight
08-24-2008, 01:10 PM
ISn't "ten most useless divas" like "ten least popular cancers," or "Ten oldest Terranrich girlfriends?"
The Genius
08-24-2008, 01:27 PM
lmao, remember the val venis/ken shamrock feud.
val venis in "sister act"
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Theo Dious
08-24-2008, 07:52 PM
Amy Weber was awesome as JBL's... whatever she was, so to hell with this list.

Additionally, all of those women were more useful than Bertha Faye, so :foc:
Destor
08-24-2008, 08:02 PM
Weber was pretty good
FourFifty
08-24-2008, 08:03 PM
In risk of Noid Posting, there's something I never understood about Venis and WWE. The guy had a great build, great look, great in ring skills, noid post, hell of a talker, and could have been more in WWE. Noid post. If CM Punk can hold a major title then Venis should at least be in the title hunt at some point (Noid post, and I'm not taking anything away from Punk). Hell, Khali had the WHC, and yet all Venis had was the IC strap.
So in closing, noid post.
thedamndest
08-24-2008, 08:07 PM
Sean Morley could have been in the hunt. Val Venis never had a chance.
Destor
08-24-2008, 08:13 PM
People talk like the IC title inst an accomplishment. People talk like if you didn't win the big one then you failed as a wrestler. To those poeople I say: stop being such a mark.
thedamndest
08-24-2008, 08:16 PM
Come on. Who wasn't winning the IC title when Val won it? It changed hands like every week. The Godfather had it. The GODFATHER.
thedamndest
08-24-2008, 08:17 PM
Thank God Mideon found the European title or he probably would have won it too.
Destor
08-24-2008, 08:20 PM
Not even the point
Fox
08-24-2008, 11:38 PM
Come on. Who wasn't winning the IC title when Val won it? It changed hands like every week. The Godfather had it. The GODFATHER.

The guys who traded the IC Title at that time (Goldust, Godfather, Road Dogg, Venis, D'Lo) were the cream of the crop of the mid-card division at the time. It seems ridiculous in hindsight that a GF IC Title run would be looked at as respectable, but at the time it was.


On topic though, Carmella DeCeasare should be on this list as well. Mae Young and Fabulous Moolah should also, arguably, be on this list, as they have been utterly worthless for the past 10 years.
thedamndest
08-24-2008, 11:41 PM
Forgot that Billy Gunn never won it. He just reffed the match. Seemed like a lot more guys won it.
Shadow
08-24-2008, 11:55 PM
Only 10? For shame.

But include Maria in that list and I will destory you!
Xero
08-25-2008, 12:03 AM
Maria is near the top of my list.

I shall be happily awaiting my ultimate demise at the hands of a junkie.
Shadow
08-25-2008, 12:36 AM
I will be inventing a time machine and going back in time to Falcon Punch your grandmother so you never exist AS WE SPEAK!
FourFifty
08-25-2008, 01:21 AM
I will be inventing a time machine and going back in time to Falcon Punch your grandmother so you never exist AS WE SPEAK!

But if this post exists right here and now isn't that the sign of a time paradox?
Xerzes
08-25-2008, 02:08 AM
Who the damn is Caryn Mower?
Mr. Nerfect
08-25-2008, 02:10 AM
I can't believe that Amy Zidian didn't make it.
Mr. Nerfect
08-25-2008, 02:11 AM
Also, I am hoping that Val Venis/Sean Morley is changing his look and getting into shape in his stint off TV, and that when he returns, it'll be in a refreshed role. Ah, who am I kidding, he won't come back.
The Genius
08-25-2008, 03:16 AM
that pornstar gimmick was gold.
Lux
08-25-2008, 03:31 AM
I can't believe i just saw someone threaten to falcon punch someone grandmother in some point in the time line, it ruined my day :(
Xero
08-25-2008, 11:51 AM
I'm still here. So either Shadow never did it or the universe skewed onto a tangent, creating an alternate 2008, which Shadow now exists in.
Verbose Minch
08-25-2008, 03:51 PM
In risk of Noid Posting, there's something I never understood about Venis and WWE. The guy had a great build, great look, great in ring skills, noid post, hell of a talker, and could have been more in WWE. Noid post. If CM Punk can hold a major title then Venis should at least be in the title hunt at some point (Noid post, and I'm not taking anything away from Punk). Hell, Khali had the WHC, and yet all Venis had was the IC strap.
So in closing, noid post.

Noid reply.
RGWhat316
08-25-2008, 04:21 PM
Who the damn is Caryn Mower?

I'm not sure if it was her or not, but I remember Stephanie had a trainer back in 2000 named Muffy. I believe it was her, but the name sounds familiar.
RGWhat316
08-25-2008, 04:22 PM
I can't believe that Amy Zidian didn't make it.

LOL, I forgot about her. I'm pretty sure she was Jimmy Yang's valet for a while. And wasn't she the one who didn't know who Stephanie was?
Ruien
08-25-2008, 05:20 PM
Why is Cherry on there? She was not the best female wrestler, but she wasn't all that bad.
Juan
08-25-2008, 05:25 PM
But after they broke her away from Duece and Domino, she was basically useless
Ruien
08-25-2008, 07:32 PM
There is a difference. Being useless is basically not being able to do anything but sit there and look cute. Now Cherry had nothing going on due to release was coming up soon. It is not her fault the writers did not give her anything to do but wrestle with no gimmick.
Anybody Thrilla
08-25-2008, 08:01 PM
I'm not sure if it was her or not, but I remember Stephanie had a trainer back in 2000 named Muffy. I believe it was her, but the name sounds familiar.

This is correct, for the record.
Shadow
08-26-2008, 12:41 AM
I'm still here. So either Shadow never did it or the universe skewed onto a tangent, creating an alternate 2008, which Shadow now exists in.

Unfortunetly, I've been told I can't do that. So instead...I'm just gonna drop a colony on you.