View Full Version : Top 5 Gayest Wrestling Moves
Triple Naitch
08-27-2008, 01:41 PM
As heard on Opie & Anthony this morning.
5. Undertaker's Last Ride
<object width="425" height="344"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/RhnlcQR4wJs&hl=en&fs=1"></param><param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"></param><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/RhnlcQR4wJs&hl=en&fs=1" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowfullscreen="true" width="425" height="344"></embed></object>
4. Norman Smiley's Big Wiggle
<object width="425" height="344"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/jeoh_9PAvW0&hl=en&fs=1"></param><param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"></param><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/jeoh_9PAvW0&hl=en&fs=1" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowfullscreen="true" width="425" height="344"></embed></object>
3. Dudley Boyz Wassup
<object width="425" height="344"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/FgfuVA8GzHQ&hl=en&fs=1"></param><param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"></param><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/FgfuVA8GzHQ&hl=en&fs=1" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowfullscreen="true" width="425" height="344"></embed></object>
2. X-Pac's Bronco Buster
<object width="425" height="344"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/Tmeeh_rioK4&hl=en&fs=1"></param><param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"></param><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/Tmeeh_rioK4&hl=en&fs=1" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowfullscreen="true" width="425" height="344"></embed></object>
1. Danshoku Dino's Danshoku Driver
<object width="425" height="344"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/7mKa-NEZurA&hl=en&fs=1"></param><param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"></param><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/7mKa-NEZurA&hl=en&fs=1" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowfullscreen="true" width="425" height="344"></embed></object>
Wow that's a gay one.
Any missing?
addy2hotty
08-27-2008, 01:56 PM
Surely if the Last Ride is gay, then the Tombstone is even gayer. They gayed it up by allowing Taker to put his head between the victims legs. Maybe because he's gay. And doesn't know it. Except subconciously.
Anybody Thrilla
08-27-2008, 01:57 PM
Visagra
Indifferent Clox
08-27-2008, 02:45 PM
Kanyon Cutter.
thedamndest
08-27-2008, 02:51 PM
JBL Sodomy From Hell.
BigDaddyCool
08-27-2008, 03:47 PM
Agreed, the Tombstone is a 69 piledriver.
BigDaddyCool
08-27-2008, 03:48 PM
http://i290.photobucket.com/albums/ll269/4Horsemenn/1211258278413.gif
Anybody Thrilla
08-27-2008, 03:54 PM
That is NOT what Jesus would do.
thedamndest
08-27-2008, 03:56 PM
The Victory Roll is pretty gay.
Anybody Thrilla
08-27-2008, 03:57 PM
What about The Stinkface?
Rammsteinmad
08-27-2008, 04:02 PM
Visagra... I remember watching a match where Viscera did that! And of all the fucking timing my sister happened to walk in. How embarrassing trying to explain that one. :mad:
Indifferent Clox
08-27-2008, 04:03 PM
look at shawns mouth in that picture. He has obv. never given a proper blowjob. Although I hear he gives a pretty amazing Screwjob.
Rollermacka
08-27-2008, 04:24 PM
look at shawns mouth in that picture. He has obv. never given a proper blowjob. Although I hear he gives a pretty amazing Screwjob.
:rofl: That's a good one. I think that half of the moves that Goldust did were homoerotic.
SammyG
08-27-2008, 04:31 PM
lol holy shit how is that last one even real.
Destor
08-27-2008, 09:25 PM
Fucking Dino :nono:
Destor
08-27-2008, 09:25 PM
For the record I would shoot on a mother fucker who tried anyting even close to like that.
Anybody Thrilla
08-27-2008, 09:48 PM
Would you bite his penis?
MCEazy
08-27-2008, 09:53 PM
As heard on Opie & Anthony this morning.
1. Danshoku Dino's Danshoku Driver
<object width="425" height="344"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/7mKa-NEZurA&hl=en&fs=1"></param><param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"></param><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/7mKa-NEZurA&hl=en&fs=1" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowfullscreen="true" width="425" height="344"></embed></object>
You could tell he enjoyed himself
For the record I would shoot on a mother fucker who tried anyting even close to like that.
Well, to be fair, that was clearly a terribly worked spot, and short of raping you he couldn't really do it.
Surprised no one has mentioned HHH's pedigree or Dave's Batista Bomb for example.
I mean, shoving a guys head between your legs... :shifty:
Destor
08-27-2008, 09:58 PM
Would you bite his penis?
If by "bite his penis" you mean "punch him in the face" then yes.
Destor
08-27-2008, 09:59 PM
Well, to be fair, that was clearly a terribly worked spot, and short of raping you he couldn't really do it.Most of DDT sucks. Dino is probably the worst though.
Destor
08-27-2008, 10:00 PM
Bearhug is pretty gay.
Hate that move. Especially when 90% of the time they don't even hold them up they both just stand there. QUEER.
Like they're slow dancing.
What about that Hurricanrana Mickie James does/did from the corner. That's pretty Lez.
Destor
08-27-2008, 10:04 PM
And one of them is passed out drunk.
Hate that move. Especially when 90% of the time they don't even hold them up they both just stand there. QUEER.
Best exponent of the bear hug I ever saw was Spiros Arion (before most of your time).
Now he would lift his opponent up and squeeze tight. You actually felt like he was inflicting pain - not like today's wrestlers who are so lame with it's application. It's now just another rest-hold.
Destor
08-27-2008, 10:04 PM
They should change the name of the bear hug to date rap.
thedamndest
08-27-2008, 10:05 PM
Agreed. Some bearhugs start out looking nasty but then the guy gets tired and then they degenerate into a legit hug before the ref can do the arm check.
Which way is a gayer bearhug? If you are facing the guy, it's like you could kiss and tell him you love him, but if you are facing the back of his head your cock is pretty much grinding his asshole, which is gay, but you could just be making him your bitch. I'm gonna go with the first one as the gayer one.
They should change the name of the bear hug to date rap.
Heidenreich's coming back???
Anybody Thrilla
08-27-2008, 10:08 PM
Yo yo yo, it's the date rap, son...
If you wanna wrestle me, you better study the tapes
I got a killer bear hug similar to date rape
And if I'm feelin' Randy, not talkin' about Orton
I'll hit you with the Snitsky style baby punt abortion
WORD LIFE
Agreed. Some bearhugs start out looking nasty but then the guy gets tired and then they degenerate into a legit hug before the ref can do the arm check.
Which way is a gayer bearhug? If you are facing the guy, it's like you could kiss and tell him you love him, but if you are facing the back of his head your cock is pretty much grinding his asshole, which is gay, but you could just be making him your bitch. I'm gonna go with the first one as the gayer one.
Well, I've seen back bearhugs where they're basically spooning by the arm check. Then when they're "hulking" out of it it's pretty... Well, gay.
I'd say that wins out.
Destor
08-27-2008, 10:10 PM
Best exponent of the bear hug I ever saw was Spiros Arion (before most of your time).
Now he would lift his opponent up and squeeze tight. You actually felt like he was inflicting pain - not like today's wrestlers who are so lame with it's application. It's now just another rest-hold.
I think a lot of the problem is as time's progressed people have obviously wised up to the game so now guys don't work as stiff as they used to leaving a lot of the holds that require some rough housing to look good being nothing but unimpressive and laughable. Bear hug being a main offender but it's not alone. The abdomnale strecth was one of the most feared holds in wrestling when Inoki used and to look at it today and it's a move you can hit in the shine and no one will complain. Ludicris. Figure Four. Used to a finish used by houndreds. Now? Everyone uses it no one wins with it. The list goes on.
Destor
08-27-2008, 10:11 PM
Well, I've seen back bearhugs where they're basically spooning by the arm check. Then when they're "hulking" out of it it's pretty... Well, gay.
I'd say that wins out.The technical term is "firing up." (fuck hogan)
Anybody Thrilla
08-27-2008, 10:11 PM
I think Ric Flair won a few matches with the figure four, but I'm not sure. I'd have to check.
Anybody Thrilla
08-27-2008, 10:12 PM
Sleeper holds used to be a lot more effective too, but they really aren't all that gay.
Destor
08-27-2008, 10:12 PM
Cause he was a guy using when it was legit. Clearly doesn't count.
Anybody Thrilla
08-27-2008, 10:15 PM
I know, I'm just being a doofus. You're right, though.
BTW, what happened to the atomic drop?
Supreme Olajuwon
08-27-2008, 10:15 PM
Excuse me folks, but I believe Ric Flair owns the gayest wrestling move of all time.
<object width="425" height="344"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/XU6sAFRq9CU&hl=en&fs=1"></param><param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"></param><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/XU6sAFRq9CU&hl=en&fs=1" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowfullscreen="true" width="425" height="344"></embed></object>
I think a lot of the problem is as time's progressed people have obviously wised up to the game so now guys don't work as stiff as they used to leaving a lot of the holds that require some rough housing to look good being nothing but unimpressive and laughable. Bear hug being a main offender but it's not alone. The abdomnale strecth was one of the most feared holds in wrestling when Inoki used and to look at it today and it's a move you can hit in the shine and no one will complain. Ludicris. Figure Four. Used to a finish used by houndreds. Now? Everyone uses it no one wins with it. The list goes on.
Absolutely spot on.
Back in the day, I remember Mario Milano winning EVERY match with the Abdominal Stretch, Mark Lewin winning with the Sleeper Hold, Jack Briscoe with the Figure Four.
The difference is, I think, twofold.
(1) Back then, it was new (relatively) and we weren't so smarkish.
(2) The Old School wrestlers were a different breed - maybe some were tougher and hence weren't afraid to give and take a bit more pain to get over with the crowd.
Destor
08-27-2008, 10:16 PM
I know, I'm just being a doofus. You're right, though.
BTW, what happened to the atomic drop?
It was universally acknowledged that attacking the buttocks was stupid.
What about the Inverted Atomic Drop? Not sure if I'd call it gay or not...
Now that I think about it, Rock's Spinebuster sometimes got his face awfully low...
thedamndest
08-27-2008, 10:18 PM
It was universally acknowledged that attacking the buttocks was stupid.
That's not what you said last night.:naughty:
Destor
08-27-2008, 10:20 PM
To NYR:
Not so much about being over as it was being beleivable. They had to sell the fact they were real. Even back then people knew you would have to be superman to go through this and survive. SO they had to go above and beyond to make it look legit. Plus when everyone bought it the reality of the sleeper/stectch/figure four/etc existed. These things hurt if done right. Now that the cat is out of the bag it's more about giving the poeple a good show/circus than simulating a wrestling match.
Which is why I watch more old school/puro/Bryan Danieslon than anything else. I'd rather it be like it was back in the day.
Destor
08-27-2008, 10:21 PM
That's not what you said last night.:naughty:
:kiss:
Now I always thought that the Atomic Drop was supposed to jar the back of your opponent - you know, send a jarring sheet of pain up your spine.
Yet, whenever you see the likes of HBM use it, his opponents grab their nuts??
So, if he's deliberately attacking his opponent's nuts, why doesn't he get DQ'd?
Destor
08-27-2008, 10:22 PM
It's supposed to be a knee to the butt compressing the spine...somehow...
Does the figure-four actually hurt? I've heard both yes and no - have never actually had it applied to me, but can see if applied properly that it COULD twist the knee.
Destor
08-27-2008, 10:25 PM
The ankle is in the most danger imo. And yes, you can make it hurt with ease. Even on accident.
Destor
08-27-2008, 10:25 PM
Depends on where you put their ankle.
HeartBreakMan2k
08-27-2008, 10:47 PM
Didn't read the whole thread but saw the debate about the bear hug looking weak now, I would just like to say that Brock Lesnar's bear hug was the shit.
How is this not included?
<object width="425" height="344"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/Y1KOwohEJNA&hl=en&fs=1"></param><param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"></param><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/Y1KOwohEJNA&hl=en&fs=1" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowfullscreen="true" width="425" height="344"></embed></object>
Does the figure-four actually hurt? I've heard both yes and no - have never actually had it applied to me, but can see if applied properly that it COULD twist the knee.
Yes it really hurts, especially on the top of the shin/knee area of the lower leg. You could definitely break somebody's leg if you did it right.
Also, the reversal where the guy in the Figure 4 turns the other guy over onto his stomach; that actually forces the guy's heel directly into your nuts. So those looks of pain are totally legit.
Vastardikai
08-28-2008, 12:05 AM
Thesz Press
aka the Flying Teabag or the Blowjob Press
I know, I'm just being a doofus. You're right, though.
BTW, what happened to the atomic drop?
It's one of HBK's 5 moves of doom
DaveWadding
08-28-2008, 03:00 AM
AMW's Death Sentence.
<object width="425" height="344"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/Kfyt8_fK2a0&hl=en&fs=1"></param><param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"></param><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/Kfyt8_fK2a0&hl=en&fs=1" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowfullscreen="true" width="425" height="344"></embed></object>
lol yes that one too. totally forgot about that lame move.
Triple Naitch
08-28-2008, 01:59 PM
Does the figure-four actually hurt? I've heard both yes and no - have never actually had it applied to me, but can see if applied properly that it COULD twist the knee.
If you put their ankle on top of their knee you could probably dislocate their kneecap.
Anybody Thrilla
08-28-2008, 02:10 PM
God, that Mickie James/Trish Stratus feud was so hot.
#1-norm-fan
08-28-2008, 04:28 PM
Nice last ride video... HAD to remind me of Hassan, didn't you?
:'(
Blue Demon
08-28-2008, 05:13 PM
<object width="425" height="344"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/iYRFYH2ixjE&hl=en&fs=1"></param><param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"></param><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/iYRFYH2ixjE&hl=en&fs=1" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowfullscreen="true" width="425" height="344"></embed></object>
thedamndest
08-28-2008, 05:22 PM
Hassaning is the original Rick Rolling.
#1-norm-fan
08-28-2008, 05:37 PM
:love:
ozzman6669
08-28-2008, 06:06 PM
How is this not included?
<object width="425" height="344"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/Y1KOwohEJNA&hl=en&fs=1"></param><param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"></param><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/Y1KOwohEJNA&hl=en&fs=1" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowfullscreen="true" width="425" height="344"></embed></object>
To be honest I would have done the same thing! :D
Mooияakeя™
08-28-2008, 06:16 PM
Hurricanrana is quite gay. some guys dick is in ur mouth why he has balls on ur neck and has the cheek to sit on ur shoulders why he doing it.
FlashyT01
08-28-2008, 08:59 PM
The Master(s) Lock.
How has no one brought up Hard Gay?
<object width="425" height="344"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/NMVxhQmMI8o&hl=en&fs=1"></param><param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"></param><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/NMVxhQmMI8o&hl=en&fs=1" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowfullscreen="true" width="425" height="344"></embed></object>
Triple Naitch
08-28-2008, 10:31 PM
How has no one brought up Hard Gay?
<object width="425" height="344"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/NMVxhQmMI8o&hl=en&fs=1"></param><param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"></param><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/NMVxhQmMI8o&hl=en&fs=1" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowfullscreen="true" width="425" height="344"></embed></object>
I seriously thought that he was a made up fictional character. And do cock shots really hurt a guy that bad?
TerranRich
08-28-2008, 11:14 PM
I've always thought that any move involving lifting an opponent over your head perpendicularly (for, say, a gorilla press) was very gay... you basically have to grab the opponent's crotch with your right hand, and do it carefully. How is that not gay?
Vastardikai
08-29-2008, 01:39 AM
Tommy Young Tribute Match:
Guest Referee: Pat Patterson
Danshoku Dino, Hard Gay, Japanese Pool Boy, and Kirby Mack
vs.
Rico, Goldust, Billy and Chuck
vs.
Kanyon, West Hollywood Blondes, and Angel The Hardcore Homo
Earthquake's finisher was pretty gay
vBulletin® v3.8.7, Copyright ©2000-2025, vBulletin Solutions, Inc.