Raw 9/1/08 *witty spoiler in captions here*

[Lux]

:y:

[Innovator]

I HEAR VOICES IN MY HEAD

*DRIVE THE MOTORCYCLE*

[Xero]

Think I'd rather watch 2 hours of your sig to be honest.

[Londoner]

Amazing sig.

[ClockShot]

In and out with this tonight.

[Innovator]

In honor of Killings debuting and keeping his theme song

WHATS UP

[FourFifty]

I really hope WWE does not say "This Raw is for Killer!" That would hardcore disgrace his memory. So, anyone else looking forward to Charlito?

[Londoner]

Just been watching ecw, wow what a shit way to end the show. Finlay sucks as a face.

[FourFifty]

Hmmm, tenis on USA....
OHHHHHH! THAT GUY JUST TOTALLY GOT SERVED!!!!!!!

[ClockShot]

ORTON!

[Londoner]

On my tv it says this is live, but DM posted the results of this already so it can't be live surely?

[Londoner]

Great music for orton btw.

[FourFifty]

On my tv it says this is live, but DM posted the results of this already so it can't be live surely?

What a paradox.

[Lux]

I love Orton

[Corndad]

Orton needs to come back. They need heels on Raw bad.

[Londoner]

lol totally agree on the beth comments

[ClockShot]

PREACH ON, BROTHER!

[Corndad]

Wow I thought Randy was turning face there for a second.

[FourFifty]

ROH IS NOT A NO NAME COMPANY!!!!!!!!

[Londoner]

Was gonna say is he turning face or something? But then remembered what the results of the show said.

[FourFifty]

"Oh boo hoo, I can't wrestle because my arm is in a sling!"
Hmph, Kurt Angle didn't complain about his BROKEN FREAKIN' NECK!!!!!!!!!


PUUUUUUUUUUUUUUNK!!!!!!

[Corndad]

OOOOO wow!

[ClockShot]

But...........he didn't.

[Lux]

Raws getting personal

[FourFifty]

Pwnd by the motorcycle comment. Pwnd.

[Londoner]

Pwnd by the motorcycle comment. Pwnd.

Totally. :lol:

[Corndad]

Didn't he say that for SummerSlam too?

[Innovator]

Cheers for Jiggletits keeping his shirt on

[Londoner]

JBORINGL

[Corndad]

Hell Fire and Brimstone.

[Londoner]

love the kane theme

[ClockShot]

So I guess they're gonna throw out the "tortured soul" Rey Mysterio story tonight.

[Londoner]

lmao

Nice one Kane for insulting JBLs finisher!

[FourFifty]

Anyone have any info on a clear and complete version of Kane's new theme?

[ClockShot]

Thanks for the update, Keith.

[Corndad]

Cena?

[Londoner]

wtf is with these battle royals

oh fuck look whose here

[Fox]

NOOO!!!

[Corndad]

HAAS LOL

[ClockShot]

HA HA HA HA!

I'm loving this gimmick Haas got going!

[Londoner]

ahahahaahahaha

[FourFifty]

CHARLITO!!!!!!!!!!!! Sweet, came back in time for that.

[Londoner]

i was fooled for a sec

[FourFifty]

Free style, Hass!

[Londoner]

kofi!

[Fox]

lol ohhh i see what they did there

[Xero]

Loving Haas' gimmick, though I hope they transform it into a previous gimmicks gimmick.

Honestly thought it was Cena until I got a good look at his face, lol.

[Londoner]

will hass use the FU?

[FourFifty]

Kofi and Hass.... This'll be.... Fun!

[Londoner]

So haas is stuck in another jobber gimmick

[FourFifty]

They need to rename that move to Jamaican Me Crazy!

[Fox]

Another win for Kofi B. Ware

[ClockShot]

Awwwwww bummer.

[Fox]

....if it's unsanctioned, why is there a contract signing?

[Xero]

They need to lease the building for that time.

:shifty:

[Fox]

Oh right. Of course.

[Londoner]

lol@ rhodes

[ClockShot]

The future right here.

[Fox]

YES. I knew it.

[FourFifty]

CAWDY GOT BITCH SLAPPED!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[Corndad]

That Stable right there is meant to happen seriously.

[Londoner]

hahaha

[Fox]

That was an awesome segment w Randy and the tag champs. I can't wait til he gets back.

[FourFifty]

Adamle is the man.

[Corndad]

Why Mike? Why lol

[ClockShot]

Gotta admit. Adamle is getting a bit better by the week.

[Londoner]

This is the kane i like!

[Londoner]

Adamles decent to.

[Loose Cannon]

Orton, Rhodes, Dibiase :cool:

thank you

[FourFifty]

HEYYYYYY!!!! IT'S...... that one guy on ECW.... Jeff's Brother..... Mark?

[ClockShot]

Finlay. Kill Hornswaggle, please?

[Loose Cannon]

mind boggling they are actually going to put them together...hopefully

[Londoner]

Finlay should turn heel after the scramble and feud with matt.

[ClockShot]

House. I gotta get crackin' on Season 4 ASAP.

[FourFifty]

Oh Snap, someone's reality is about to get CHECKED!!!!

[FourFifty]

Mark Henry with the black ECW title and Tony Atlas in his corner..... Without calling him N-word Jim, is there ANYWAY to make him blacker?

[Fox]

....what is this battle royal for?

[ClockShot]

MATT'S GOT TAPED WRISTS!

[FourFifty]

....what is this battle royal for?

It's meant to hype up ECW's title match at the PPV.

[Corndad]

Tony lost his shirt lol

[Londoner]

Wow ecws roster sucks.

[ClockShot]

So does this mean Mizark is gonna win this sunday? Or do I gotta go with a dark horse on tipsters.

[Fox]

oh my

[Londoner]

I would say it pretty much means Mark Henry wont win.

[ClockShot]

LAYLA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


KING REGAL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[Skippord]

lol Regal's stupid shirt thing

[Corndad]

Regals gonna own him again lol

[Londoner]

Oh great, its noble losing again.

[Innovator]

I would do dirty socially unfit things to Layla

[D Mac]

Noble wins.

[D Mac]

Small package

[Londoner]

hahaha finally!

[Xerzes]

NOBLE!

[FourFifty]

WHAT THE FUCK WAS THAT!!!!!!!!!!!!?????????!!!!!!!!!???????????? NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!

[ClockShot]

Gee, thanks D-Mac. :mad:

[Corndad]

Oh god i just creamed.

[D Mac]

lol
I won't do that again. :p

[Corndad]

yea c'mon some of us didn't read spoilers dude.

[ClockShot]

Kelly Kelly. Wonder what's she's gonna pull off tonight?

[Londoner]

lol forgot DM's already seen this live!

[D Mac]

I'll just say the ending of Raw kinda sucked.

[FourFifty]

Never thought I'd say this, but I'm looking forward to Kelly Kelly in a non sexual way. Well, that way too, but you know what I mean. Kelly is looking better and better in the ring.

[Londoner]

I'm glad i didn't read DMs post until after that happened tho!

[FourFifty]

I think after Raw I'll hit up my wrestling DVDs and watch some old Undertaker matches.

[ClockShot]

Mickie James on roller skates? When she go do that?

[Skippord]

God the people I would kill to nail Kelly Kelly

[FourFifty]

BETH PHOENIX, YOU ARE MY WOMAN!!!!!!!!
Yes, I'm going to say that everytime she comes out.

[ClockShot]

Gail Kim.....................please?

[Corndad]

They don't even have the teams come out at the same time now?

[FourFifty]

Hey, it's Candice Michelle..... wait for it......... waaaaaaaaaiiiiiit...... Nevermind, not gonna happen.
Still don't care.

[D Mac]

Candice definatley shows some ring rust.

[Xerzes]

..wait, was she just wearing that exact top over her top?

[ClockShot]

I'm sorry. I never took Candice Michelle seriously.

[FourFifty]

Awww, she got on the turnbuckle and didn't fall on her face :(

[Innovator]

This could be the hottest team in a 6-women tag ever

[D Mac]

I had a good view of Kelly's ass. :D

[FourFifty]

I would nail any of them except Candice Michelle.... but I'd still let her go down on me.

[ClockShot]

About time someone did that to Mickie.

[FourFifty]

I had a good view of Kelly's ass. :D

Pics of GTFO!

[D Mac]

Pics of GTFO!

Didn't bring a camera. :(

[ClockShot]

Candice and the new chick TNA picked up got that same ink on their back.

[ClockShot]

Shit ending.

[FourFifty]

That match made me sad. I do not recall any six man tag that was dragged down by one person so much.

[Lux]

My god, Jerichos face when talking on the titantron was amazing

[Lux]

Candice and the new chick TNA picked up got that same ink on their back.

New girls hot

[FourFifty]

Santino is the MAN!

[FourFifty]

They need to run with this Honk-A-Meter


D-Lo!!!!!!!!!

[Lux]

SANTINO, shit each time he talks on the mike its like gold

[Skippord]

god I want Santino dead

[FourFifty]

............................................................................................okay, I'm just about ready to throw a half empty bottle of tequila through my tv after that match.

[FourFifty]

BAH GAWD STUNNER!!!!!! Now that was serious history. It has been the highlight of Raw so far.

[Innovator]

MORRISON WHATS UP

[Innovator]

The champs found their balls!

[FourFifty]

Wow, CAWdy getting a reaction? That's PRICELESS!!!!!

[FourFifty]

Mickie James needs to not talk at the RNC and fill her mouth with my pens.

[FourFifty]

It's the main event and we're not even at page five..... So how many people read the spoilers?

[FourFifty]

Oh, as I was just reminded, it's a "holiday" for the people who don't work banker hours. Yea, some of us had to work today, so it's a dime a dozen monday. Jerks.

[FourFifty]

HOW DARE HE THROW WATER AT AN INJURED RANDY ORTON!!!!!!!!!!!

[Innovator]

I LIKE COOKIES BOOYAKA

[Innovator]

Well I guess he doesn't actually, cause he dropped some lbs

[FourFifty]

PROMO FOR THE CURT HENNING DVD!!!!!!!!!!! WE HAVE A NEW RAW HIGHLIGHT OF THE NIGHT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[FourFifty]

Is it wrong that, seriously, the highlights of Raw was a look back at Stone Cold in 97 and a promo for the Henning DVD?

[FourFifty]

.................................After Raw next week I'm running to Raw to get the Henning DVD.

[Lux]

BAH GAWD STUNNER!!!!!! Now that was serious history. It has been the highlight of Raw so far.
Still watching? *smirk*

[FourFifty]

Still watching? *smirk*

Hey Luxy, if you stopped then you missed out on an ad for the Mr. Perfect DVD!

[Lux]

Nah i saw it, now the jericho/hbk piece, i believe just this exchange is the highlight

[FourFifty]

The modern highlight, yes, but memories of Stone Cold and Henning are still dancing in my head.

[FourFifty]

After watching Raw I'm in the mood to watch some WRESTLING!!!!!!!!! I'm about to turn into one of these sardonic fans who watch to bitch who'll talk about how the ROH main event is better than anything WWE or TNA has to offer. Seriously, WWE, STEP UP YOUR FUCKING WRESTLING GAME!!!!!!!!!! GOD MOTHER FUCKING DAMNIT ALREADY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[Lock Jaw]

R.I.P. William Regal's push. :'(

[Juan]

Show just started here

RKO!!! :love: :love:

[Juan]

CM PUNK! :heart:

[Xero]

Hooray for time travel!

[FourFifty]

Let's do the time warp again!!!!!!!!!!!

[FourFifty]

Seriously, if you have the HBK dvd, go socpe out HBK vs Jeff Jarrett. Great match!

[Juan]

RKO + Priceless = GOLD

[Gonzo]

RKO + Priceless = GOLD

Yeah, I think everyone saw a little story there once Orton went into all the champions. They can play up a whole 2nd/3rd generation stars thing. Good little heel team.

[Juan]

I'm loving this Punk/Orton business!

BTW, I called it...

Hope he runs in on the Edge Undertaker Match--- after mick foley tries to.


I'm hoping for a RKO/Punk feud, so I hope not.

[KingofOldSchool]

God this thread sucked without me.

You guys better hope I get the internet back up in running at my apartment before next Monday.

[Londoner]

nah, it sucked when i stopped posting tbh.:)