GAME: You Book it! vol.2

[The MAC]

here's an easy and fun game to get creative juices flowing. One person states an angle , the next poster books a finish for it (hopefully a funny one) and then states the new angle for the next poster to book

Here;s the first angle :

HHH finds out Macho Man is the real father of Steph's baby

[Anybody Thrilla]

HHH finds out Macho Man is the real father of Steph's baby

...when Triple H and Stephanie decide to cordially invite all of the WWE fans to join them for a renewal of their weddings vows NEXT WEEK on SmackDOWN! Everything is going fine and dandy until the titan tron comes to life and shows a video of Randy Savage fucking an unconscious Stephanie, who randomly turns his head and hides his mouth to mimmick Stephanie's consent.

Nobody can tell the difference between Stephanie and Randy Savage's voice (somehow). Stephanie screams and cries, running away. Triple H appreciates irony, so he's not even upset about it.


Next...Mr. Kennedy is revealed as Mr. McMahon's actual son.

[Mr. Nerfect]

Mr. Kennedy doesn't turn out to be Vince McMahon's actual biological son, but as punishment for getting injured, Kennedy returns with a cheesy singing gimmick to prepare him for mid-card life. Kennedy sings "Stand Back" in the middle of the ring one SmackDown!, and Vince McMahon comes out and calls him his one true son.

Shane McMahon then feuds with Kennedy for a month, but it is cut short because Kennedy injures himself while trying to get into the ring. Maybe he and Vince are related after all?

Next assignment: Elijah Burke returns to WWE TV.

[The MAC]

only to discover his token black guy spot taken by a white guy in "black face".NEXT: Sid returns with a mysterious bag..what could it be?

[DrA]

It's a bag he uses to take a dump in.

ECW Main Event: John Morisson, The Miz, and Mark Henry vs. Tommy Dreamer, Matt Hardy, and Evan Bourne in an ECW main event.

[Mr. Nerfect]

The story here is that The Miz is the new ECW Champion, John Morrison is proud of Miz, but there are seeds of jealousy, and Mark Henry wants his title back. Tommy Dreamer, Matt Hardy and Evan Bourne are all chasing the title.

There is role reversal, as the faces dominate the match, beating down the ECW Champion, all trying to get a fall over him. Eventually The Miz tags in Mark Henry, who proceeds to toss Evan Bourne around like a rag-doll. Henry then tags The Miz back in without The Miz's permission, hits him with a World's Strongest Slam, and puts Bourne on top for the pin.

Why this is funny:

1) The Miz is the ECW Champion.

2) The faces' heat is drained completely by working a style against the formula the WWE has belted into the fans for so long.

3) Evan Bourne is obliterated and his credibility destroyed, despite being made #1 Contender through the match.

Wait, that doesn't make it funny. It just seems realistic.

Next assignment: Funaki actually wins a major championship.

[The MAC]

michaels,hhh and taker have a friendly policticking contest to book ridiculous champions,HHH wins. New Angle: Undertaker becomes a devot christian.

[Mr. Nerfect]

At WrestleMania XXV next year, Shawn Michaels challenges The Undertaker to a match, revisiting the old rivalry they've been teasing to rekindle for years. HBK says Ric Flair was last year, Taker will be this year. The Dead Man asks Michaels want power he thinks he could possibly possess to defeat him at WrestleMania. Taker vows to become known as the new "Mr. WrestleMania."

The two have a really good 30-minute match, which Shawn Michaels wins after hitting the Sweet Chin Music. On SmackDown!, The Undertaker comes out and tells us The Undertaker is dead. He has seen the light Shawn Michaels used to defeat him. He has seen God. Taker changes his name to "Mark Christiansen," and gets a new tattoo where his "Sara" one used to be: "MC 4 JC"

Next assignment: ROH gets dissolved into the WWE as a faction.

[CSL]

ROH Faction shows up on a random Smackdown. Triple H makes fun of them all in a promo. Bryan Danielson jobs in 2 minutes to Triple H at the end of the first hour. Triple H single handedly beats them all down, shoves them in a box labeled 'Orlando, FL' and is shown laughing as the box, muffled shouting and all, is carted away by 4 faceless delivery men. We never see most of them on WWE TV again.

Next assignment: Hogan/Austin - Wrestlemania XXV - Both men refuse to job

[#BROKEN Hasney]

Hogan and Austin agree to a cum-off with Lita to see who will job. Austin makes Lita cum harder, so Hogan would have to job but they both get AIDS and die anyway.

NEXT: Doink and The Warlord feud for the world title on Raw

[Chuck Jones]

doink returns as a surprise entrant in the Royal Rumble this year and wins via fluke.

Warlord returns as a surprise entrant in the scramble tonight and gets the final submission over CM Punk. He destroys any challenger in his way.

During this time, Doink will play all sorts of pranks on Warlord, such as tying his shoelaces together, home alone style paintcan to the head from an open door, and spiking his water with laxative. To get revenge, Warlord beats down Dink in a matchup, putting the little guy out of action with his full nelson.

This sets the stage for the first ever "Sesame Street Fight" at Wrestlemania 25. This is given the main event slot. Warlord wins via Dink heel turn. The company promptly folds.

Next: Virgil world title superpush

[thedamndest]

Virgil uses his Bodyguard Bash to eliminate everyone from Hulk Hogan to Spawn in a Battle Royal. He then drives a monster truck off a bed into the ring and crushes the Ultimate Warrior. Batman attacks him, but Virgil is able to fight him off by throwing him into a home made casket (which already contains like three bodies). Virgil then Hurricanranas the entire ring on top of the pile of wrestlers and pins the ring in his monster truck, becoming the best champion ever.

He loses a random match the next day to Papa Shango.

Next: DX in wcw