View Full Version : Sooooooooo...... Who's Next? (Raw spoilage)
FourFifty
09-09-2008, 01:15 PM
We've seen Charlito, Charlie Cena, and CHL. All three of these have been awesome. Charlie Hass is getting up there with Santino as a comedy act, only Charlie Hass can get shit done in the ring.
So who would you like to see Charlie Hass go in the ring as next? I wouldn't mind seeing him in a fat suit and face paint as Charmaga, or even C.H. Punk.
So who do you want to see Hass as next?
Lock Jaw
09-09-2008, 01:18 PM
Charlie Haas Haas.
BigDaddyCool
09-09-2008, 01:19 PM
He should come out in black face, blonde hair and be the Haas Standard.
FourFifty
09-09-2008, 01:29 PM
MAMAJUANA EXTREME DOT COM!!!!!
Stickman
09-09-2008, 01:46 PM
Haas Hogan
FourFifty
09-09-2008, 01:47 PM
Haas Hogan
I'd rather see Hollywood Hass Hogan.
Lock Jaw
09-09-2008, 01:51 PM
"Haasaw" Charlie Duggan
Honky Tonk Haas
Haas the Clown
Charlie (Eugene)
Cowboy Bob Haas
Goldhaas
Razor Haas
Big Daddy C
Charles K. McMahon
Triple Naitch
09-09-2008, 02:20 PM
The Haasimate Warrior
Haascore Chalie
Haaszekiel Jackson
Vladimir Haaslov
Bad Haas Charlie Haas
and Misterrrrrrrr Haas.....
Haas
Inadequacy
09-09-2008, 02:25 PM
So who would you like to see Charlie Hass go in the ring as next? I wouldn't mind seeing him in a fat suit and face paint as Charmaga, or even C.H. Punk.
I was hoping when he took off the C.H.L jacket he would have a fat suit underneath.
KingofOldSchool
09-09-2008, 02:26 PM
Harlie Haas Helmsley
Charlie Haasicho
FourFifty
09-09-2008, 02:30 PM
The idea of "Classy" Charlie Blassie makes me laugh a little.
Chuck "The Dumpster" Haasy
I could see them doing Mr. Perfect Charlie Haas to push the Perfect DVD.
Kane Knight
09-09-2008, 04:09 PM
"Haascore" Holly.
Good Ole Jim Haas.
The Haas-Break Kid.
Ninti the Mad
09-09-2008, 04:24 PM
It's gotta be a midcarder that is current on the roster obviously.
A Santino ripoff would be hilarious.
It's gotta be a midcarder that is current on the roster obviously.
A Santino ripoff would be hilarious.
Cena's midcard? :wtf:
Anyway, he should come out dressed as JR but simply be known as "Haas", and he pronounces it "Hoss".
Stickman
09-09-2008, 04:55 PM
Sharkboy Charlie Haas
Considering the title of this thread...
Haaaaaaas-berg! Haaaaaaas-berg! Haaaaaaas-berg!
#BROKEN Hasney
09-09-2008, 05:11 PM
Koko B. Haas
Innovator
09-09-2008, 06:13 PM
The Ultimate Haas
The Great Charlie
Charlie Haasicho
Stickman
09-09-2008, 06:17 PM
Charlie MacMahon Helmsley.
Tommy Gunn
09-09-2008, 06:21 PM
Charlie Future Endeveours
Gertner
09-09-2008, 06:48 PM
I'm guessing Haas will parody Santino , although I wouldn't rule out Kane.
Afterlife
09-09-2008, 07:36 PM
Rey Mycharlio
Mr. Nerfect
09-09-2008, 08:37 PM
The Ultimate Haas
The Great Charlie
Charlie Haasicho
The Great Charlie is the best name play yet. :y:
Charlie Haas has been fantastic in this role, and apparently he got a good reaction on RAW for his JBL parody. What I love is the way it builds off Haas' previous characters: Haas is going through a phase where he is trying to be more entertaining than successful, something which he has apparently finally achieved (if the fans are behind him).
Gertner
09-09-2008, 08:39 PM
Since CHL got so over, I can't really see Haas parodying faces too much.
Gertner
09-09-2008, 08:40 PM
How about CHARmelion. Comes out in a dragon costume. K, nobody probably got that stupid reference.
Mr. Nerfect
09-09-2008, 08:42 PM
If Charmeleon was a active member of the WWE roster, Gertner, sure. :p
Charles Regal will probably be on the agenda soon.
Triple HHHaas
I would love for Trips' music to hit and Haas comes out, does his thing, spits the water :lol:
Suicidal Icon
09-09-2008, 09:54 PM
X-Hass
The Underthasser
Haane
The Hizz
Jeff and or Matt hassdy
Wow it really works for alot.
Suicidal Icon
09-09-2008, 09:55 PM
sgt. slaghasster
Suicidal Icon
09-09-2008, 09:55 PM
WOW
Suicidal Icon
09-09-2008, 09:56 PM
Ted Dibihassee
Suicidal Icon
09-09-2008, 09:56 PM
Bret Hasst
Suicidal Icon
09-09-2008, 09:57 PM
Bhasstita
Shaggy
09-09-2008, 10:03 PM
Muhammad Hassan
Suicidal Icon
09-09-2008, 10:03 PM
Stone Cold Steve Hasstin
MCEazy
09-09-2008, 10:05 PM
Diamond Dallas Haas
Suicidal Icon
09-09-2008, 10:07 PM
Muhammed Hassan
#1-norm-fan
09-09-2008, 10:08 PM
Muhammad Hassan
:'(
Not Hassan, Haasan.
Haaswoggle
Charlie the Giant
Haasky
C-Lo Brown
Charlie Wang Yang
Haazz
Gertner
09-09-2008, 10:12 PM
Chris Benohaas. Comes out and murders a diva in the ring
Suicidal Icon
09-09-2008, 10:15 PM
I have to many. I'll bow out here.
Hanso Amore
09-09-2008, 10:45 PM
Muhammad Hassan
I was wondering how long that would take....kudos to you sir.
Mercury Bullet
09-09-2008, 11:15 PM
Charlie Orton
Y2H
Mercury Bullet
09-09-2008, 11:16 PM
The World's Strongest Man: Haas Henry
Mercury Bullet
09-09-2008, 11:18 PM
The Glamahaas Charlie Phoenix
:shifty:
Lock Jaw
09-09-2008, 11:25 PM
The Haasertaker
OR maybe.....
Braden Hasser, and he can stand on the ramp with his hands on his hips.
Afterlife
09-09-2008, 11:44 PM
I really wanna see the Big Haas Man.
CH Punk is not a bad idea. I wouldn't be surprised of that's who comes out to face Jericho next week.
FourFifty
09-09-2008, 11:49 PM
The Hassbreak Kid
Afterlife
09-10-2008, 12:29 AM
How about Charlie Repeats-A-Lot?
Lock Jaw
09-10-2008, 01:04 AM
Bret Haas
Mercury Bullet
09-10-2008, 02:05 AM
TNA Edition:
The Olympic Gold Medalist Charlie Angle
Booker Haas
Samoa Haas
Charlie Cage
Saah (that's Haas spelled backwards!)
Awesome Haas
Charlie Lethal
Big Sexy Charlie Haas
parkmania
09-10-2008, 01:04 PM
I really wish we could see Haas vs. Big Show in a "who does the best imitations" contest.
But as for who Charlie should potray next:
Haasmaga
C-Lo Haas
Charli Kingston
Haasky
Haas Henis
Rated "H" SuperChar
Super Charly ("I'm Super, I'm Charly, I'm SUUUUPER Charly")
"Rowdy" Charlie Piper
Ninti the Mad
09-10-2008, 02:09 PM
Cena's midcard? :wtf:
Anyway, he should come out dressed as JR but simply be known as "Haas", and he pronounces it "Hoss".
No, but the question was 'next'.
And I believe he will continue to mimick wrestlers he faces from now on.
KingofOldSchool
09-10-2008, 02:21 PM
"Macho Haas" Charlie Savage
TerranRich
09-10-2008, 03:43 PM
I think C.H. Punk is the perfect choice for the next imitation. Have him come out with a long black wig, a fake lip piercing, and maybe some reference to his face being kicked: a huge bandage or something.
Although since he mimicks wrestlers he faces, I can definitely see H'Lo Brown or C'Lo Haas.
Buff Charleswell
Chuck Luger
"The Nature Boy" Charlie Haas
Chuck Norris
Heyman
09-10-2008, 07:21 PM
The Great Charlie
You stole my idea you fucker! (well technically - it's your idea :-\).
The Great Charlie would be funny in my opinion.
Hass coming out there, speaking loud jibberish, etc.
Hass attempting a chokeslam would be mildly amusing as well. :)
Heyman
09-10-2008, 07:23 PM
Chris Benohaas. Comes out and murders a diva in the ring
Not to mention, Jim Ross (who in this case, would be the equivalent of the 7 year old retarded son).
I could see them doing an angle where they build up Helms' return to the ring and his first match (and subsequent feud) winds up being...
The HurriHaas!
FourFifty
09-10-2008, 08:21 PM
How about The Haasicane?
Maybe B.I.T.C.H.
Because It's THE Charlie Haas
Shadow
09-11-2008, 03:42 AM
He has himself the greatest gimmick ever.
Afterlife
09-11-2008, 07:06 AM
I find it suspicious the right after Stevie gets his walking papers, they recycle the Mockingbird.
Doink
09-11-2008, 06:46 PM
The best ive heard so far are:
The Haas-Break Kid & C H Punk as both are workable.
Id maybe like to see FuHassi, raws number 1 announcer!
He has himself the greatest gimmick ever.
How can he parody himself in his current gimmick? It's impossible.
Apparently he now wants our assistance...
http://fans.wwe.com/charliehaas/blog/2008/09/11/which_wwe_super_star_past_or_present_should_charlie_haas_impersonate_next
TerranRich
09-12-2008, 12:28 AM
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