WHAT NON-WRESTLING LESSONS FROM WRESTLERS

[The MAC]

What non-wrestling lessons would like to learn from wrestlers?

I'd like to learn..
From RVD : How to roll the perfect joint
from Bret Hart: How to spit in someones face

[Gertner]

Jeff Hardy: How to properly shoot a syringe

[ozzman6669]

Sid: How to wash shit in your pants

[Dave Youell]

For 2000 points

Which wrestler would show you how to murder your family members and commit suicide once finished

[Gertner]

Who is Chris Benoit

[Xero]

JBL: MAMAJUANA EXTREME DOT COM!

[Kane Knight]

From Jericho: The secret of the perfect lesbian haircut.
From Austin: How to drink on the job and get away with it.
From Matt Hardy: How to get a promotion in just eight short years.
From Soma Joe: How to eat a cheeseburger without chewing.
From Bret Hart: How to ride a motorcycle...Too soon?
From Santino: Maria's number.

[Gertner]

From Ric Flair: How not to fight your daughters boyfriend.

[Savio]

RVD: how to fuck up your time in the lime light

[FourFifty]

JBL: MAMAJUANA EXTREME DOT COM!

Dude, don't step on my gimmick.

[Xero]

Mamajuana extreme dot com?

:(

[St. Jimmy]

HBK: How to find god in a giant pile of Cocaine.

[The MAC]

from vince:how to make out with your hot employees infront of your wife and not get divorced or sued for sexual harrassment.

[#BROKEN Hasney]

HBK: How to find <s>god in</s> a giant pile of Cocaine.

[Juan]

John Morrison: How to get chiseled abs
The Miz: How to be a chick magnet

:cool:

[Kane Knight]

CM Punk: How to find a career in a giant pile of Cocaine.

[Fabien Barthez]

Jake Roberts: How to reduce your career to a giant pile of Cocaine..... and crack...... and smack.......and whatever else can be considered a reasonable embursement for a blowjob.

[DarKCentaur]

Curry Man: How to be hot AND spicy, yet taste great at the same time
Nick Dinsmore: How to convince people you meet that you aren't actually retarded
Finlay, Boogeyman, and Doink: How to get your very own midget replica
Paul Burchill: How to show up to work dressed as a pirate, and earn more respect from your peers and clients than you normally would
Perry Saturn: See: Nick Dinsmore
HHH: How to move up the corporate ladder
Kurt Angle: How to enhance your performance in life, WITH A BROKEN FREAKIN NECK

[The MAC]

this just in :

Bret Hart : how to bang hot wrestler chicks (sunny when she was hot and now gail kim)

[Halbowsky]

Undertaker: how to rise from the dead on numerous occassions

[Lord-Of-Darkness]

Kane: How to burn and not get scarred

[Kane Knight]

Kane: How to burn and not get scarred

That's no secret. He uses SPF 5,000.

[DRBailey]

Hulk Hogan: How to create a dynasty out of nothing

Kevin Nash: Office Politics

Bret Hart: How to hold a grudge

Kanyon: How to fail epic stylee when being the first OOC openly gay wrestler

Steve Lombardi: How to keep your job for minimal effort

Vince Russo: How to make two hours from five minutes of thinking

Tommy Rich: How to get the NWA title out of nothing

Actually...scratch the last one....some things are better off not knowing

[Anybody Thrilla]

Stevie Richards: How to show people things so they'll see.

[Xero]

Undertaker: You can still have an active life, even after death!

[The MAC]

shawn michaels: how to be an asshole for so long and still have people love you.

[Rollermacka]

Blue Meanie: How to be the SEXIEST MAN ALIVE!!!!

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Am I wrong? :wave:

[Anybody Thrilla]

Yeah, I'd say you're pretty wrong there.

[The MAC]

blue meanie:how to put JBL over.

[GD]

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