The Colons

[TerranRich]

Is anyone else chuckling a little at this?

For those who don't know, Carlito returned (skinnier than ever) to team up with his newly-hired brother, Primo Colon (pronounced ko-LOAN, supposed to be spelled with an accent over the 2nd "O"). Though not announced as such, the big bottom screen said "THE COLONS" in huge lettering.

[Fox]

It's just the WWE. Don't be so anal.

[Afterlife]

Such a shitty name. :nono:

[Vastardikai]

Who is the asshole who came up with this name?

[Xero]

Sid could be their man on the inside.

[Mr. Nerfect]

I don't get it, what else are the WWE meant to call them? The San Juan Southpaws?

[Afterlife]

I coulda pulled a better name outta my ass.

[addy2hotty]

Come now, they've bucketloads of intenstinal fortitude.

[St. Jimmy]

THE COLONS WILL PUSH YOUR SHIT IN.

[TerranRich]

The Colons are the shit.

[TerranRich]

It's just the WWE. Don't be so anal.

And who's being anal? I was just chuckling at this. A little high school humor, if you will.

[Ninti the Mad]

They should just made it 'Los Colons' so people would pronounce 'colon' (i would assume) in a spanish way.

[St. Jimmy]

El Colons.

[ron the dial]

And who's being anal? I was just chuckling at this. A little high school humor, if you will.
are you really this dense

[Afterlife]

See, Terran, it was a colon/anus joke. Stay with the group. ;)

[Afterlife]

Or....

"Get your head outta the tag division".

[TerranRich]

are you really this dense

Yes, apparently I am.

Sorry, I'm just used to people bitching about my posts no matter what I type in them.

[ron the dial]

COLONS
ANAL

these aren't even funny jokes, let alone difficult to comprehend.

[Ninti the Mad]

El Colons.


El is singular.

Los is plural.

[TerranRich]

COLONS
ANAL

these aren't even funny jokes, let alone difficult to comprehend.

Thank you. Maybe I only comprehend the funny jokes then. You can drop it now.

[Lock Jaw]

Cologne.

[Afterlife]

That name stinks.

[KingofOldSchool]

IT'S THEIR REAL LAST NAME!

[Fox]

And who's being anal? I was just chuckling at this. A little high school humor, if you will.

lol omg come on

[Shadow]

Wow.....wonder who's ass that name was pulled outta.

[Indifferent Clox]

So when they get fired... will it be called an enema?

[Evil Vito]

<font color=goldenrod>I think the bigger problem here is that WWE once again shows that it has no idea what its doing with someone. :o They stick Primo on Raw, then after one show they realize there's nothing for him to do there so they move him.

Not a complaint, as I like the tag team and it's the right move...I just find it funny that they couldn't decide to team him up with Carlito BEFORE bothering to have him appear on Raw.</font>

[Xero]

And who's being anal? I was just chuckling at this. A little high school humor, if you will.

I'm calling it now. Terran's going to really spaz out in the next few weeks. This post is a warning sign.

[NeanderCarl]

Maybe they'll bring in RP as their manager?

[TerranRich]

Spaz out? Far from it.

Guys, that joke went over my head, because I'm just used to being crapped all over for some of my posts. That's all. I apologize for missing the obvious humor.

Is it that big of a deal?

[Xero]

Spaz out? Far from it.

Guys, that joke went over my head, because I'm just used to being crapped all over for some of my posts. That's all. I apologize for missing the obvious humor.

Is it that big of a deal?

A quote like that is cause for concern and the tell-tale sign of someone like darkpower who got defensive and can't trust anyone, which is exactly what you did here.

It's coming, though now you'll probably turn it into a gimmick and do it on purpose, losing all its effect.

[NeanderCarl]

I'm calling it now. Terran's going to really spaz out in the next few weeks. This post is a warning sign.

WHAT THE FUCK?

Thank you for ruining TerranRich's spaz, thank you for ruining what would have been my only mark out moment in a year.

WHY THE HELL WOULD YOU TYPE "SPOILERS" WHEN YOU TYPE WHAT THE SPOILER IS RIGHT BESIDE IT!!!!!!!!!

Now I know TerranRich will spaz, he is my favourite poster, seeing his damn spaz out would have made me mark out so bad, but no, you have to fucking ruin it, couldn't you make the title "major spoilers" alone? Seriously man, use your goddam brain. Why mark for spoilers when the spoiler is right beside where you mark for spoilers.

Fuck this shit, you're not the only one who does it, so many people do, i am out of the fucking wrestling forum besides for tipsters forever. [/color]

[TerranRich]

Okay, I guess a spaz is forthcoming then.

And didn't I already turn it into a gimmick? That's how I make light of things.

You guys are silly. :P

[Mr. Nerfect]

A quote like that is cause for concern and the tell-tale sign of someone like darkpower who got defensive and can't trust anyone, which is exactly what you did here.

It's coming, though now you'll probably turn it into a gimmick and do it on purpose, losing all its effect.

He was making a crap/anal/colon joke, Xero. Get with it.

[Mr. Nerfect]

It's kind of weird that Carlito is now wearing black and white baggy pants. These guys need to get on the same page and get some matching attire.

[Lux]

This thread had hope, it quickly flickered out :nono:

[TerranRich]

A quote like that is cause for concern and the tell-tale sign of someone like darkpower who got defensive and can't trust anyone, which is exactly what you did here.

It's coming, though now you'll probably turn it into a gimmick and do it on purpose, losing all its effect.

He was making a crap/anal/colon joke, Xero. Get with it.

Ding ding ding! We have a winner!

Honestly Xero, are you that dense?

[Impact!]

lol

[Mr. Nerfect]

I can't believe Xero missed that, to be honest. Just after bolding it, too. :nono:

Carlito and Primo will be WWE Tag Team Champions soon, methinks. It's a good thing. I could actually get into them as a team. Part Hardy Boyz, part Los Guerreros.

[BigDaddyCool]

I can't believe Xero missed that, to be honest. Just after bolding it, too. :nono:

Carlito and Primo will be WWE Tag Team Champions soon, methinks. It's a good thing. I could actually get into them as a team. Part Hardy Boyz, part Los Guerreros.

How are they like the Hardys? Because they are brother? Did you just say Los Guerreros because they are hispanic? You are so racist.

[TerranRich]

Yeah I don't really see that either. They're too new (as a team) to really engender any opinion as of yet.

[BigDaddyCool]

I mean we have seen Carlito wrestle for years now, simply being in a tag team with his brother isn't going to drastically change his style. He wrestles like neither of the Hardies nor the Guerreros. As for Primo, I have seen all of one match of his, and it didn't remind me of any of the before mentioned wrestlers. So I don't know where noid is getting this.

[TerranRich]

And was it just me, or was Carlito skinnier? Like VERY skinny.

[BigDaddyCool]

Yeah, there have been reports of him dropping wieght and getting a hair cut.

[Ruien]

I mean we have seen Carlito wrestle for years now, simply being in a tag team with his brother isn't going to drastically change his style. He wrestles like neither of the Hardies nor the Guerreros. As for Primo, I have seen all of one match of his, and it didn't remind me of any of the before mentioned wrestlers. So I don't know where noid is getting this.

Wait one moment. You are trying to tell us that you usually get what Noid is saying?

[Mr. Nerfect]

How are they like the Hardys? Because they are brother? Did you just say Los Guerreros because they are hispanic? You are so racist.

I am not racist, Republican. I drew an analogy to The Hardys because they are high-flying brothers who are considered a success with the ladies without really being particularly good looking (if you believe reports about Carlito). I drew similarities to the Los Guerreros because one is a more established singles wrestler than the other, who now team up, using a luchadore style with sneaky heelish personality attached to face characters.

Oh, and because they're Hispanic. :roll:

I can't see how that's racist because I didn't make any assumptions based on their race other than it is their actual race.

[Mr. Nerfect]

And was it just me, or was Carlito skinnier? Like VERY skinny.

He was wearing baggy pants, keep in mind. Also, his hair is pretty much the same, BDC. He wore the dreads at a house show to groom the fro, I believe. If Carlito went between dreads and afros on a weekly basis, I would pretty much mark-out.

Also, I suspect Carlito's wrestling style will change. As a face, he is allowed to fly more, something he never did too much of as a heel. He's capable of really going when allowed. The WWE also seems to be lightening up on their cruiserweight stylings, as evidenced by Evan Bourne. Primo, in particular, seems to have the shackles off him a little bit, and Carlito will probably be allowed to keep up. This is also the first cruiserweight tag team Carlito has been a part of since joining the WWE, so his tag team stuff will probably be more flowing and punctual. It's also the first face team he has been a part of.

[BigDaddyCool]

So you are talking out of your ass?

[Afterlife]

This thread had hope, it quickly flickered out :nono:

I think you mean, "It went to shit". :yes:

[TerranRich]

Man... one could easily think this was a Sid thread if one didn't read the thread title. :p

[Destor]

They should bring back The Dicks and have them fued with The Colons.

[Afterlife]

The Dicks would fuck them up.

[Vastardikai]

But the Colons would shit all over them.

[NeanderCarl]

But knowing WWE, when the Dicks flop (:shifty:) again after a program with The Colons, then the Dicks would get shafted (:shifty:) once more and face the axe, and The Colons would get the "can't work" label and eventually The Colons would face the can (:shifty:) too.

So basically if the Dicks make a mistake, the Colons backsides would be on the line.

Simply put... The Dicks' cock-up; the Colons' ass.

[NeanderCarl]

(:shifty:)(:shifty:)(:shifty:)(:shifty:)(:shifty:)(:shifty:)(:shifty:)(:shifty:)(:shifty:)

[TerranRich]

You're so shifty, CAC.

I'm just waiting for the news story that says that The Colons have asked for a release.

[Lux]

I like them alot. They are growing on me.

[Afterlife]

Honestly, their segment tonight was awful. I'd call it "shit", but I'm not joking. It was really, really awful.

[Juan]

Yeah that "Gracias!" bit at the end ruined it for me.

[Destor]

I liked it. The live crowd on the other hand obviously didn't care. Talk about dead.

[Afterlife]

The dead crowd made it even worse. Curt and Jerk were more fluid and comfortable than the Colons, and that's kinda backward. You'd think Carlito would have grasped minimal acting ability by now, but he and his brother were simply terrible.

[Gertner]

They were friggen annoying as fuck. Trying too hard to be Eddie and Chavo. Bad, just bad.

[Tommy Gunn]

At least Carlito has something to do after being on the rim of unemployment.

[TerranRich]

At least Carlito has something to do after being on the rim of unemployment.

:lol:

[Afterlife]

Soooo...whould you say this was his rim job?

[Xero]

http://www.instantrimshot.com/

[HeartBreakMan2k]

PROTIP: Miz and Morrison make fun of this particular subject for about 1 minute on the latest DIRT SHEET

[Xero]

PROTIP: TPWW did it first.

[HeartBreakMan2k]

PROTIP: Miz and Morrison did it at the Palace of Wisdom and therefore did it slightly better.

[Xero]

PROFACT: TPWW > Anything on WWE.com

[Y2Ant]

Simply put... The Dicks' cock-up; the Colons' ass.

If you got that from the Thin Blue Line, infinate bonus points to you.

[Tommy Gunn]

So will they have a tag finisher called the colonoscopy? For some reason I see it being an electric chair type manouver.

[NeanderCarl]

If you got that from the Thin Blue Line, infinate bonus points to you.

;)

So will they have a tag finisher called the colonoscopy? For some reason I see it being an electric chair type manouver.

I'd see it being more like a double Stink Face.

[Mr. Nerfect]

PROTIP: TPWW did it first.

They did it better.

[Mr. Nerfect]

Haven't seen the segment yet, but I assume that saying The Colons were trying to be like Eddie & Chavo is racist.

I want to see Primo Colon missile dropkick opponents into the Backcracker. Maybe a flipping front missile dropkick so that when he does that move in singles matches, it'd be a convincing finisher itself, and not just be a regular high-flying move made finisher.

The Tolands were treated like shit in the WWE, which is sad, because they were a talented tag team. Now the "cousins" apparently don't get along. If the WWE brought them back with that gimmick, however, I would mark out. I was also thinking the other day just how much I miss The Heartbreakers ("Why do we take their last names?" "Because we don't have last names silly").

[TerranRich]

God, even "Primo Colon" sounds like a laxative brand name.

[Mr. Nerfect]

I'm surprising the team is meeting this much hostility. It's a great way to humble Carlito and start using him again. It's a great way to introduce fans to his younger brother. It also provides SmackDown! with a charismatic and solid tag team. Wait until they get to work a few more matches together. People will be in love with them.

[Xero]

lol, humble.

[Afterlife]

As long as their match work doesn't involve either of them talking, then it might not be so bad.

[Mr. Nerfect]

Not sure about Primo, but I don't mind Carlito on the mic. I didn't mind their introduction video during their first match together. It's probably more the writers than them.

[Lux]

I'm surprising the team is meeting this much hostility. It's a great way to humble Carlito and start using him again. It's a great way to introduce fans to his younger brother. It also provides SmackDown! with a charismatic and solid tag team. Wait until they get to work a few more matches together. People will be in love with them.

Thus what I've been thinking (saying to an extent)

Everyone in here currently are fags if they think otherwise! :mad: :p

[Xero]

Well, we are talking about asses and dicks...

[Mr. Nerfect]

Well, we are talking about asses and dicks...

Hey...Destor was talking about dicks. :shifty:

I'm allowed to joke about him because he knows I love him.

[Y2Ant]

I was also thinking the other day just how much I miss The Heartbreakers ("Why do we take their last names?" "Because we don't have last names silly").

Do you mean the Heart Throbs, Romeo and Antonio? They were amazing.

[Afterlife]

They were Heartbreakers before they were Heart Throbs. And yes, they were amazing.

[TerranRich]

Now they're just Heartbroken.

Oh yeah, I went there.

[Afterlife]

I guess they really took a beating.

[Destor]

Carlito is great on the mic, and Primo has potential. Don't hang the guys for one bad night.

[Afterlife]

I'm not dismissing them as performers. Just making clear how awful that segment was.

[Destor]

And it was, but you said they should never speak again, which is a bit harsh. It was bad, but next could be better. Give them a chance, ya know?

[Afterlife]

Well, not "never again", per se. But their match had better just be a match. A steady flow of terrible acting will definitely put off a crowd. Let the crowd develop a reason to welcome Carlito back and ease into the new tag team before trying to "make them funny".

[Mr. Nerfect]

Do you mean the Heart Throbs, Romeo and Antonio? They were amazing.

Yeah, I used their OVW name, just because it sounds better and it didn't hide the obvious homosexuality of the characters. They were incredibly entertaining in whatever they did, and not a bad team in the ring.

Weren't they released because they were pretty much too funny for WWE.com? I'd like to see the WWE give them another chance.

[Lux]

Now they are champs, deal with it pussies!

[Afterlife]

The company said their release was unrelated to their .com segments, but that was pretty much bullshit.

[D Mac]

Fucking foreigners. :mad:

[Dorkchop]

Carlito has lost a lot of weight. Has he pretty much stopped working out? He's smaller and less toned than he was a couple of years ago. I'm wondering if his new baggy pants are worn because his legs got really skinny or if he just wanted a new look.

[Mr. Nerfect]

Well, slimming down for Carlito in this new team is probably a good thing. It'd allow him to keep up with Primo a lot easier, and let them mesh a lot more fluidly as a tag team.

[Afterlife]

When exactly was Carlito "toned"?

[Lux]

;)

[Mr. Nerfect]

I personally haven't noticed much change his physique. But I never really "checked out" Carlito, anyway. I was too distracted with Brian Kendrick. :drool:

[Afterlife]

You mean, the Brian Kendrick?

[Mr. Nerfect]

You mean, the Brian Kendrick?

No, I mean THE Brian Kendrick.

[Afterlife]

Oh, you mean THE Brian Kendrick. Yeah, I'd totally hit that.

[TerranRich]

Ooohhhh... THE Brian Kendrick.

I was confused a little there.

[Afterlife]

Yeah, but you're always a little confused.

[Lux]

The Optimists:

Dave Youell
Impact!
Mister Sinister
The Optimist
TerranRich
Noid




Afterlife, you don't mess with these guys :p

[Mr. Nerfect]

LOL, I just noticed that Afterlife called him THE Brian "Kencrick." Awesome. But blasphemy.

[Afterlife]

LOL, I just noticed that Afterlife called him THE Brian "Kencrick." Awesome. But blasphemy.

Nuh-uh. :shifty:

[Afterlife]

Afterlife fears not an Optimist. :D

[Mr. Nerfect]

Fun fact: Primo Colon is undefeated with a winning streak of 3-0. :shifty:

[Afterlife]

Oh, please.

[TerranRich]

Fun fact: Noid streaked 30 times with unwinning defeat.

[Afterlife]

...What?

[Dorkchop]

Carlito when he debuted:

http://gallery.lamusica.com/albums/album298/Carlito_Caribbean_Cool.jpg

Carlito now:
http://img217.imageshack.us/img217/6310/titwankab1.png (http://imageshack.us)
http://img217.imageshack.us/img217/titwankab1.png/1/w616.png (http://g.imageshack.us/img217/titwankab1.png/1/)

Not the greatest pictures for both examples, but they're the best I could find. Obviously he isn't on roids in the second picture.

[TerranRich]

I told you.

And AL, don't expect anything I type before noon to make any sense. :p

[Afterlife]

"Toned" doesn't mean "bulked". He wasn't what I'd called "toned" in either of those pictures, so :P right there.

As for you, Terran, I expect nothing but excellence 'round the clock.

[Lux]

Why is Carlito wearing Cenas shitty necklace in the first pic?

[Dorkchop]

He beat Cena for the US belt in his tv debut. I think he might have used the chain to beat Cena. I guess he stole it afterwards.

[Juan]

He was feuding with John Cena at the time.

[Lux]

Guys, I wasn't looking for a serious reply, CHRIST YOU'RE ALL CUNTS!

[Juan]

Carlito got it in the divorce settlement.

Better?

[Lux]

It'll settle.

[Afterlife]

Settle the settlement?

[TerranRich]

It's settled then.

[Lux]

Glad to come to this accord.