So my mum knows Layla.

[Rob]

What the fuck? Seriously?

Yeah so my mum used to go to bingo with Layla's mum for years. Well until she popped it the other week. Layla's mum, not mine. She didn't even know Layla was in WWE until today. What the fuck? I need to clue my mum in. Any women she knows who have hot daughers have to be given my phone number immediately.

Fuck sake mum!

Okay I'm nearly over it now.

[thedamndest]

Is the mom hot?

[Rob]

I've never met her. And never will since she died the other week.

[GD]

I like Layla.

[NeanderCarl]

Layla's lurrrrvely.

I thought her mum lived in Egypt though? Or at least when everyone was reporting that she was looking after he dying mum, they said she'd gone to Egypt. Or something.

I'm glad, Rob. Imagine if your mum had hooked you up with Layla El, and you'd married her, and right now she'd be your subservient wifewhore and we'd never get the pleasure of furiously masturbating over her latest WWE.com photoshoots like 14 year old boys. Well... some of <strike>us</strike> you.

[Lux]

Careful, Jamie Noble might have something to say to that.

[Danny Electric]

Yeah be careful of Noble Rob :shifty:

[Mr. Nerfect]

You should really try and get in touch with her somehow. Just sayin'.

[The Mackem]

Sorry to hear about your mother, Rob.

[NeanderCarl]

Sorry about your damn luck, Rob.

[Rob]

Sorry to hear about your mother, Rob.

Seriously, leave the comedy to the others on the board. Not a strength of yours really.