Official Raw Thread is SAVED (9-15-08): Punk...Jericho...Steel...CAGE!

[Gerard]

oh lord

[Xerzes]

Jim Haas!

[Corndad]

JH JIM HASS!!!

[KingofOldSchool]

LOL JIM HAAS

[ClockShot]

GOOD OL' J.H!

[FourFifty]

JIM HASS!!!!!!!!!!!

[CSL]

Deleted

[owenbrown]

AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA JIM HAAS!!! :rofl:

[KingofOldSchool]

GOOD OL JH...JIM HAAS!

[Hanso Amore]

Horrible JR.

Should have been something much better

[Corndad]

Business just picked up baby. lol

[ClockShot]

Haas has once again made the night.

[KingofOldSchool]

BUY MY SAUCE!
BUY MY SAUCE!
BUY MY SAUCE!
BUY MY SAUCE!

[CSL]

Another shot @ J.R from Vince/Stephanie/Trips/Gerwitz

[DaVe]

Austin > Batista

Yeah, I'd be the first to say that. But I see similarities in their booking, though Batista gets about 100 more title shots.

[Hanso Amore]

I will give Lawler this....he has kept himself in amazing shape compared to his peers.

[CSL]

Horrible JR.

Should have been something much better

The focus was taking a shot at JR, not entertaining people. Next week hopefully

[Gerard]

That manu guy's hair is freaky, considering how fucking puffed out it was when he first appeared, suprising he can tie it back at all without it springing out and whipping someone in the face.

[Corndad]

HAHAHA

[Xerzes]

Was that CAWdy calling the spot, what he was shouting before the bulldog?

[KingofOldSchool]

GOVERNMENT MULE!

[Hanso Amore]

LOL haas put on a good show

[NeanderCarl]

Jesus... do they ever tire of ripping on Jim Ross?

[KingofOldSchool]

BOOOOOO!

[CSL]

Kofi hit the floor hard there

[Sepholio]

JH lol. Amazing. Is Haas gonna get a decent push out of al this?

[Hanso Amore]

Ivan Drago?

[ClockShot]

So when is Edge gonna play his get out of hell free card he stole from Monopoly?

[ClockShot]

Ivan Drago?

Nah. You just missed Dolph Diggler about an hour ago.

[CSL]

JH lol. Amazing. Is Haas gonna get a decent push out of al this?

No. It will get old within 3-6 months and he will be released in 6-12

[KingofOldSchool]

Jericho doesn't like the stock market.

[Hanso Amore]

So when is Edge gonna play his get out of hell free card he stole from Monopoly?

I want to see hardy finally win the title, then the next smackdown, after he defeats a random in his first title defense, Edge shows up and lays him out.

[Sepholio]

So if this is Wall Street, I'm not investing in Merill Lynch, Lehman Brothers or MAMA JUANA EXTREME.COM. Got it?

[KingofOldSchool]

I want to see hardy finally win the title, then the next smackdown, after he defeats a random in his first title defense, Edge shows up and lays him out.

Hardy wins the title and fails a drug test 10 minutes later.

[KingofOldSchool]

Awww more Noble/Layla/Regal love triangle goodness.

[ClockShot]

We at round 3 or 4 with Regal/Noble?

[KingofOldSchool]

LOL Paul's got a jacket and fluffy hair!

[ClockShot]

Burchill and Katie are out of the doghouse I presume?

[Xerzes]

Hey, they remembered Burchill exists. Sweet.

[FourFifty]

Ah, Burchill is good money in my book.




And I want Katie Lee to sex my monkey.

[CSL]

They better not job out Burchill here

[Corndad]

The hell does Burchill have a perm or something

[KingofOldSchool]

Burchill is morphing into Van Hammer.

[Xerzes]

..less sweet.

[Corndad]

Holy crap was that quick lol

[KingofOldSchool]

LOL BURCHILL JOBS QUICKLY

[FourFifty]

....whelp, that ending went right up there with the cage match.

[Xerzes]

That accent is just awful. And didn't she used to be black?

[ClockShot]

I turn my back and jump into the sports forum and it's all over. Wow.

Layla looking fiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiine.

[Sepholio]

WHOA that was a sick arm bar. Amazing move there and an impressive win for Noble.

[CSL]

Dear fucking god

Great leaping cradle armbar thing from Noble though

[KingofOldSchool]

lol Trish/Christian/Jericho this is not

[CSL]

I think this role with Layla could work for Regal

[KingofOldSchool]

LOL bad move Garrison

[FourFifty]

Go on, ask a question, and leave before you get the answer. Yea, nice.

[NeanderCarl]

Every Adamle segment comes across like a cutscene from a video game.

[Sepholio]

I would like to, how do you say, plow Layla.

[CSL]

lol Garrison Cade has the greatest job in the world. He shows up, dresses in his street clothes, gets on TV, maybe takes a superkick or a strangling and that's his evening's work

[KingofOldSchool]

Noble will hook up with Kelly and we will get to see the seemingly never ending Layla/Kelly feud continue.

[KingofOldSchool]

I'd watch the Condemned on USA if Santino was doing commentary during it.

[KingofOldSchool]

Here comes Bi-Polar Kane.

[ClockShot]

This match is for one fall and the winner gets possession of Rey's soul.

[KingofOldSchool]

Did Rey trade in jumping out from the sky for a bunch of booyakas?

[KingofOldSchool]

So is Mickie the only Raw Diva that wasn't on Raw tonight?

[Xerzes]

And since no one else has commented, hooray for the Sammartino vs. Schneider sign.

[Sepholio]

Hasn't Rey been doing the whole giant killer gimmick for like 10 years now? Didn't it start in WCW with Nash and The Giant? When is he gonna realise that he is still a midget no matter what?

[Hanso Amore]

If they are announcing it at the end of the show, i have to think it will be a surprise. Probably HBK.

[Hanso Amore]

The number 1 contender that is

[KingofOldSchool]

916!
916!
916!

[Hanso Amore]

I love kane lately...That promo was so amazing and he has been a great heel.

[ClockShot]

Wrap this match up, get Adamle out here, and end this show.

[KingofOldSchool]

lol what another weak ending

[Xerzes]

Yeah. Great match. Rey kicks Kane's ass for ten minutes, Kane stomps him a couple times, Rey cries like a bitch, match over.

[FourFifty]

WHO THE FUCK IS NEXT!?!?!?!? DINK!?!?!?!?!

GODDAMN, I WANTED TO SEE KANE KILL HIM!!!!!!!!!!!!

[KingofOldSchool]

Evan Bourne in...THE BOURNE STUPIDITY

[Hanso Amore]

Combined weight on that team is less than Kane.

[CSL]

Night of the Living Dead Finishes

[Hanso Amore]

Ok, so they have a guy introduce himself a few times and that is a debut? How do you expect to get him over?

And why is he in wrestling gear? he isnt wrestling.

And that bleach blonde hair looks horrible on him.

[FourFifty]

So was that- the love child of Billy Gunn and Freddie Blassie?

[KingofOldSchool]

LOL yes! Triple H is going over the other two World Champs!

[KingofOldSchool]

So was that- the love child of Billy Gunn and Freddie Blassie?

Yup, Nicky finally got out of that crate. Somewhere...Johnny, Mitch, and Mikey are still struggling to get out.

[Sepholio]

damnit wanted him to demask gey mysterio. I hope Bourne chokes on a hot air biscuit.

[KingofOldSchool]

Chris Jericho will face....








2001 Chris Jericho!

[ClockShot]

ORTON! Or it's probably a swerve.

[CSL]

This had better be something real good with the build up they've given it. I'd be happy with Michaels

[KingofOldSchool]

#1 Contender....











....BASTION BOOGER

[Hanso Amore]

Wow, anticlimactic and gay

[Hanso Amore]

Adamle is so bad, botches

[KingofOldSchool]

Patinanoned?

[Hanso Amore]

The challenger is MIKE ADAMLE!

[KingofOldSchool]

lol kinda too long for HBK's music to hit.

[Hanso Amore]

Gay, would have been sweet if it was Adamle.


and I called it on HBK

[KingofOldSchool]

IT'S CHARLIE MICHALES!

HEART BREAK HAAS IS HERE!

[ClockShot]

Michaels get a shot, eh.

Wonder if the end is coming for him.

[Hanso Amore]

Ladder match, calling it

[CSL]

WOW that was a huge pause

[Hanso Amore]

Yup, Damn I am good tonight


or their booking is so predictable

[ClockShot]

Ladduh Match.

[KingofOldSchool]

A Montreal Screwjob match?

[CSL]

Could literally be a 'classic'. Could

[Hanso Amore]

Just when I think they are starting to turn the booking around, they crank out that horrible last segment.


Why did they ever take the title of Punk the way they did? All it did was continue the HBK/Jericho angle with a belt in it.

And Punk is out in the cold.

[KingofOldSchool]

Yup, Damn I am good tonight


or their booking is so predictable

I'd go with the latter. ;)

[ClockShot]

Well whoever booked this show tonight should be put infront of a firing squad.

Gonna let my dog out and grab Force Unleashed.

Have a nice one, everybody.

[Sepholio]

Ladder match ftw. They shoulda done something different though, like a ladder/cage match. Or put the ladder in HIAC. I want to see some carnage.

[Juan]

How long does it usually take for the broadcast to show up on torrent sites?

[KingofOldSchool]

Just when I think they are starting to turn the booking around, they crank out that horrible last segment.


Why did they ever take the title of Punk the way they did? All it did was continue the HBK/Jericho angle with a belt in it.

And Punk is out in the cold.


Him and Mickie James will be watching the PPV at the local Applebees.

[CSL]

Still 14 minutes left of MNF. 37-31 Eagles. Great days Eddie, great days

[KingofOldSchool]

Well whoever booked this show tonight should be put infront of a firing squad.

Gonna let my dog out and grab Force Unleashed.

Have a nice one, everybody.

Hope you enjoy throwing $60 down for an 8 hour game.

[KYR]

How long does it usually take for the broadcast to show up on torrent sites?

Coupla hours. Mininova usually has them up pretty quickly.

[DrA]

Who won the steel cage match? (Spoilers)

[RGWhat316]

Mickie gets jobbed out for a careless model, and even though I like Jericho as champion, now Punk will be nowhere to be found. If they are just continuing the Jericho/Shawn feud, then maybe Chris shouldn't have become champ.

[The Naitch]

fuck CM Punk. He had his 15 minutes of fame. Can't wait to see what midcard hell has in store for him :lol:

[Mr. Pierre]

I think it was Noid who said that Punk and Kofi should team up to face Dibiase/Rhodes, and it makes sense and should be a pretty good match if they go in that direction.

Or they could have put Punk in with Batista and JBL to make that match look a little more appealing/unpredictable and make it a triple threat. And then have Kofi/Cryme Tyme vs. Team Priceless in a RAW rematch with some more time given to it.

[Londoner]

lol@the amount of times adamle fucked his promo up

[DaVe]

From the video of it on WWE.com, Rey/Kane was pretty poor. Evan Bourne and Rey looked silly with all their stop-starts and stalling, and Kane, as usual, looked weak.:(

Oh well, Kane's amazing performances in his promos, etc. in recent times make up for it.

[NeanderCarl]

You know what, considering many people were declaring that a Shawn Michaels vs Chris Jericho World title Ladder match would be a suitable main event for WrestleMania 25, there seems to be a distinct lack of enthusiasm for it on here now that it has actually been announced.