View Full Version : Get ready to potentially point and laugh at Jeff Harvey...
KingofOldSchool
09-17-2008, 08:22 PM
We were told earlier in the day that there was an issue with Jeff Hardy at the Nashville International Airport as he was heading home today from last night's Smackdown taping.
We are still triple sourcing the details because we want to be 100% correct before we go with this story. Watch the site for further updates.
http://www.pwinsider.com/ViewArticle.php?id=33431&p=1
"Jeff Hardy is the best man for the SmackDown! brand to hold the title! He's not flaky at all! He wouldn't fuck up AGAIN."
Honestly, I'm not surprised. I believe it's true because, well, it's Jeff Hardy.
Ruien
09-17-2008, 08:31 PM
Already laughing.
RVDmark
09-17-2008, 08:39 PM
So, can someone explain what an "Issue" is?
Ruien
09-17-2008, 08:41 PM
A fan tried to steal his joint. You know the rest.
KingofOldSchool
09-17-2008, 08:43 PM
So, can someone explain what an "Issue" is?
It was at an airport, it could be anything.
They probably found drugs on him, which means Strike 3.
I'm just glad they didn't put the title on him. He does not deserve it (whether this is true or not I feel that way).
thedamndest
09-17-2008, 08:46 PM
I am manicuring my pointer finger as we speak.
KingofOldSchool
09-17-2008, 08:47 PM
In 90 days, Jeff will whip out his penis at some no name indy show.
Jeritron
09-17-2008, 08:48 PM
In 90 days, Jeff will whip out his penis at some no name indy show.
aka Bound For Glory
In 90 days, Jeff will whip out his penis at some no name indy show.
I wonder who will be the first to book Jeff Hardy vs Jake Roberts vs Sandman.
Jeritron
09-17-2008, 08:49 PM
crackpipe on a pole match
Three-Way Dance 60 Minute Draw
2 minutes of wrestling and 58 minutes of rolling around in their own vomit.
KingofOldSchool
09-17-2008, 08:52 PM
Three-Way Dance 60 Minute Draw
2 minutes of wrestling and 58 minutes of rolling around in their own vomit.
The winner gets a week's supply of the drug of their choice.
KingofOldSchool
09-17-2008, 08:52 PM
If it is strike 3...please welcome the newest member of the Smackdown roster...
http://a.bebo.com/app-image/6899104113/5411656627/PROFILE/i.yaquiz.com/img/q/u/08/03/25/5376566.jpg
RVDmark
09-17-2008, 08:54 PM
It was at an airport, it could be anything.
Thats entirely my point. Just because its Jeff doesn't automatically mean its drugs.
Pedigree Sandwich with a side of shitty title booking?
KingofOldSchool
09-17-2008, 08:54 PM
Thats entirely my point. Just because its Jeff doesn't automatically mean its drugs.
That's why I said "potentially". ;)
Jeritron
09-17-2008, 08:56 PM
If it is strike 3...please welcome the newest member of the Smackdown roster...
http://a.bebo.com/app-image/6899104113/5411656627/PROFILE/i.yaquiz.com/img/q/u/08/03/25/5376566.jpg
And to replace Punk on Raw:
http://www.thewrestlingpost.com/images/gallery/matt-hardy-pic.jpg
And to replace Matt Hardy on ECW:
http://aggregatemadbox.com/bloggregate/wp-content/uploads/2008/04/inrodwetrust.jpg
Even if it's not drugs, it sounds like an issue where he's pretty much gone.
And if it's not drugs, that just shows that Jeff is completely careless in OTHER aspects in his life/career.
addy2hotty
09-17-2008, 09:06 PM
I think he did a Rex Kramer when he arrived at the airport.
Maybe he got high and sort of just wandered off...
KingofOldSchool
09-17-2008, 09:21 PM
http://i223.photobucket.com/albums/dd132/robfrules/drugs.gif
Triple Naitch
09-17-2008, 09:22 PM
Thats entirely my point. Just because it's Jeff automatically means it's drugs.
Fixed.
I'm going to laugh when the "issue" was that he had a lighter on him and was taken into security to be searched and was then released from the airport security, no problems abound for his career.
And I won't be laughing at Jeff Hardy.
That's not something you triple source.
And I have been laughing at Jeff Hardy for about a year.
I just find it hard to believe that Jeff would do anything so stupid as bringing illegal drugs onto a plane. Especially in September. I mean, he'd have to be REALLY stupid. And I just don't think...
http://i30.photobucket.com/albums/c339/chris2038win/hardydressup.jpg
... nevermind.
Also, as soon as I read this thread title I thought of a new picture with Jeff and the lampshade.
Who the fuck saw that and thought it would be a good idea to sign it?
RVDmark
09-17-2008, 10:54 PM
http://i223.photobucket.com/albums/dd132/robfrules/drugs.gif
Its moments like this I'm glad I know where the rep button is.
I'm sure it'll be hilarious whatever it is :roll:
Halbowsky
09-17-2008, 11:42 PM
Do you think WWE will wish him the best in all future endeavors?
Maybe they lost his bags? Forgot his ID? Overpaid for a cup of coffee?
MCEazy
09-18-2008, 12:47 AM
Ah jeez, bye bye harvey
Charlie Hardy can take his place at the PPV!
"That ain't my dope yo dot com!"
KingofOldSchool
09-18-2008, 12:54 AM
Charlie Hardy can take his place at the PPV!
"That ain't my dope yo dot com!"
Charlie Hardy: I just want to say to all of my fans, visit me at my new superstar page. It's TNAWrestling.com, dude!
KingofOldSchool
09-18-2008, 01:23 AM
There is specualtion out that Jeff Hardy was involved in a situtation at the airport this morning. This is totally not a surprise. Twenty big name superstars were downtown at the bar until about 3:00 a.m. in the morning. There is no show until Sunday for them so they spent the night in Nashville. The Hardys, Miz, Maryse, Maria, and quite a few other notables were partying hard. Numerous people were buying them drinks and they were taking shots. At one point the Miz did karoke with some others on the stage. These guys were in good spirits I do believe because of getting a few days off. But, the sad thing is Jeff Hardy was one of the guys being held up at the end of the fiasco. It is also noted he had a 6:00 a.m. flight so he was drunk for sure during whatever happened at the airport
http://nodq.com/columns/223702070.shtml
El Fangel
09-18-2008, 01:32 AM
Which airport does Shadow work at?
Cops sure do know how to kill a buzz :nono:
Jeritron
09-18-2008, 03:37 AM
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Will he RSVP?
Funky Fly
09-18-2008, 03:50 AM
Probably involved falling off something very tall through a table.
Faith has some issues with Jeff Harvey.
Innovator
09-18-2008, 10:44 AM
Probably took off the plane because he was bombed
Loose Cannon
09-18-2008, 10:47 AM
lol GI Punk
Mr. Nerfect
09-18-2008, 10:58 AM
I thought maybe he had failed a wellness test or something. Then I wouldn't laugh, but feel ridiculous empathy for Hardy because he has a serious problem. But instead it looks like nothing. But OK, I guess we can say goodbye to any hope Jeff had of winning the WWE Title. Putting the title on someone who makes a scene drunk at an airport isn't the wisest thing to do in these times.
KingofOldSchool
09-18-2008, 11:21 AM
According to an eyewitness, there was an incident shortly before 11 AM Wednesday morning at the Nashville International Airport involving WWE star Jeff Hardy, who was removed from his flight heading to North Carolina. Hardy, who was traveling with Gregory Helms and his brother Matt, was taken off his flight flanked by several police officers.
"Hardy wasn't in handcuffs, but he was clearly being 'escorted', said an eyewitness who asked not to be identified. "They weren't touching him though, but they had him flanked. He was wearing the same clothes he left the building in Tuesday night. Once they got him off the plane they allowed him to use his phone, before leading him away."
There were conflicting stories floating around among WWE performers following Wednesday's incident. At this point we are still looking to confirm exactly what the reason was that Hardy was removed from the plane and we don't want to speculate any further beyond that.
We can confirm Hardy was removed from his scheduled flight after boarding the plane and that the story had made its way around Titan Tower, where there was concern about his standing with the company. The story was a big topic of conversation among WWE's workers yesterday as well.
Calls made on Wednesday to the Nashville International Airport's Investigations department by PWInsider.com were not returned.
http://www.pwinsider.com/ViewArticle.php?id=33438&p=1
Gertner
09-18-2008, 12:44 PM
what a fucking loser.
Putting the title on someone who makes a scene drunk at an airport isn't the wisest thing to do in these times.
Putting the title on Jeff Hardy has NEVER been a "wise" move in hindsight, and certainly not within the last year.
Jokes apart, I really hope this doesn't effect Jeff's career.
Anybody Thrilla
09-18-2008, 02:05 PM
I SEE THE WRITINGS ON THE WAAAAAAAAAAALLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL
Ironically for all of you watching at home, Jeff Hardys theme is titled "No More Words"
Anybody Thrilla
09-18-2008, 02:47 PM
I just quoted his theme, you piece of shit. One post before yours.
Yeah I know, I felt obligated to further it, thus killing it entirely. :(
FourFifty
09-18-2008, 03:06 PM
I kinda hope it was pot, because pot is not covered by the wellness thingie. It's just a fine. But if someone caught him with pot on him, then he might be kinda fucked.
Anybody Thrilla
09-18-2008, 03:53 PM
Yeah I know, I felt obligated to further it, thus killing it entirely. :(
I will kill you....entirely. :mad:
LIST OF ABT'S MORTAL ENEMIES:
1) El Capitano Gatisto
2) SuperSlim
3) Rhiannon
4) LUX FETTERMAN :mad:
I kinda hope it was pot, because pot is not covered by the wellness thingie. It's just a fine. But if someone caught him with pot on him, then he might be kinda fucked.
I think this would be a case of "it's okay to use it unless you make an ass of yourself, and in extension us, in public".
HeartBreakMan2k
09-18-2008, 04:02 PM
I think this would be a case of "it's okay to use it unless you make an ass of yourself, and in extension us, in public".
The Rob Van Dam clause
Of course, Matt and Helms will be fine under the Sabu clause.
Hanso Amore
09-18-2008, 04:49 PM
If he was on the flight already when they took him off, I doubt it was drugs. They would have found that at security. Now maybe he was really fucked up on drugs, or he was arguing with the crew or something, that is really all that is left.
Hanso Amore
09-18-2008, 04:49 PM
Actually, maybe they found something in his checked luggage....
Sepholio
09-18-2008, 07:43 PM
He was probably piss drunk and deemed not safe for him to be on the flight. They take alot of excessively drunk people off of flights these days, not because they are doing anything wrong per se, but just as a safety concern to them and the others around them.
Funky Fly
09-18-2008, 07:47 PM
I will kill you....entirely. :mad:
LIST OF ABT'S MORTAL ENEMIES:
1) El Capitano Gatisto
2) SuperSlim
3) Rhiannon
4) LUX FETTERMAN :mad:
Ooooooh, you in trouble now Lux. :eek:
From Matt Hardy's blog via PWInsider:
September 18, 2008 - Thursday
The Nashville experience
Hello amigos! I hope everybody's having a great day. I had a really great first loop as the ECW Champ this weekend through the states of Louisiana, Alabama, Mississippi, and then Tennessee. I was really happy with my performance and win Tuesday night in Nashville against Mike Knox. Thanks to all my MFers in Nashville that were in my corner that night-I appreciate ya! I actually thought the entire broadcast of ECW of Sci-Fi was a really strong show. I like that and want that every week. I truly due take pride in my ECW brand-especially considering the fact I'm currently one of the biggest representatives as the brand's champion.
Afterwards, I had a nice celebratory dinner and some good fellowship with some of WWE friends. I also had the best breakfast sandwich ever in the Nashville airport Wednesday morning. I then took the nice, easy flight back over to Raleigh, and was back home before I knew it. That evening, myself, Jeff, and Beth had the best Japanese hibachi and sushi ever. Everything is good. Jeff and I will see you guys and gals Sunday in Columbus. Be well my friends!
Quote of the day - "Got my indignation but I'm pure in all my thoughts" - Eddie Vedder, Guaranteed
Matt
I will kill you....entirely. :mad:
LIST OF ABT'S MORTAL ENEMIES:
1) El Capitano Gatisto
2) SuperSlim
3) Rhiannon
4) LUX FETTERMAN :mad:
This is unfortunate, how may I get off this list?
WWE Wrestler Jeff Hardy was denied boarding a Southwest Airline flight to North Carolina – and no one got body slammed.
Hardy appeared intoxicated at Nashville International Airport's Southwest gate on Wednesday, according to Southwest spokesman Chris Mainz.
A Southwest employee reported it and Hardy was told he couldn’t board the flight, Mainz says.
Hardy was not arrested instead the wrestler was offered to take a later flight.
“He was very cooperative and there was no altercation,” Mainz says. “There was no need to get police.”
Hardy declined Southwest’s offer and made other arrangements, Mainz says.
The 6-1, 225-pound Cameron, N.C., native was part of the WWE SmackDown show at the Sommet Center on Tuesday night.
Hardy is a top contender and a WWE draw.
Source: http://www.tennessean.com/apps/pbcs.dll/article?AID=200880918101
Probably won't get the boot for this unless it was something other than weed/alcohol.
thedamndest
09-18-2008, 08:30 PM
No Matt, I will see YOU in Columbus! *googly eyes*
Anybody Thrilla
09-18-2008, 08:54 PM
This is unfortunate, how may I get off this list?
By dying at my hands.
RVDmark
09-18-2008, 08:56 PM
So this was a complete non event then. Aside from being drunk he was cooperative with staff the whole time. He shouldn't get in trouble for this surely.
:-\ Aww man. How does 2,000 dollars sound?
Anybody Thrilla
09-18-2008, 08:58 PM
Pretty good, BUT THAT'S NOT SAVING YOU
thedamndest
09-18-2008, 09:00 PM
I could also use 2,000 dollars.
thedamndest's list
1) Lux Fucking Fetterman
Mooияakeя™
09-18-2008, 09:13 PM
But intoxicated with what......................
Doubt it'll do anything for him in ring at all. Vince won't do shit.
Pretty good, BUT THAT'S NOT SAVING YOU how about 200,000 ;)
I could also use 2,000 dollars.
thedamndest's list
1) Lux Fucking Fetterman
I thought we were buddies, here you are trying to get 2,000 dollars off me :mad:
You're now on my radar... radar
thedamndest
09-18-2008, 10:40 PM
We are buddies. My list was a list of people who should give me money. You can clearly spare it if you are offering two-hundred grand to ABT.
What will you give me in return hmm, it comes with a price (pardon the pun)
We are buddies. My list was a list of people who should give me money. You can clearly spare it if you are offering two-hundred grand to ABT.
If I was aware it was a list of "buddies" and I was "on it" I would have given you this $2000. But instead I'll donate it to FourFifty.
Tazz Dan
09-18-2008, 11:31 PM
IMO if this wasn't Jeff Hardy would anyone really give a shit? I know with his fuck-ups in the past he needs to keep clear of this stuff, but really.
Take Ric Flair for example. How many time do you think he turned up for a plane flight drunk. Or JBL. or Austin. Or practlcally anyone one else.
I'm by far not the biggest Hardy fan in the world but seriously, give the guy a break.
He'll eventually fuck up. Don't worry about that.
I honestly hope it happens while he's champion and they have to deal with firing their champion. He should be NO WHERE near the title in this day and age.
Kane Knight
09-18-2008, 11:42 PM
Maybe if he gets canned, he'll actually pull himself together.
Oh, fuck, who am I kidding?
He'll probably wind up addicted to smack, homeless on the street giving handjobs for crack.
*points*
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!
Wow. Some Airport Guard said he looked fucked up and he ended up taking a later flight. That's the whole thing. Big fucking deal. Jeff is on the road constantly and he looks like a fucking goth, heroin addict to begin with anyways.
You guys are just ACHING to see Jeff fuck up again. It's ridiculous to read the first page and a half of this thread, knowing now what it was that he did. What is wrong with you people? It's like when people were waiting for Britney Spears to kill herself.
Tazz Dan
09-19-2008, 12:19 AM
He'll eventually fuck up. Don't worry about that.
I honestly hope it happens while he's champion and they have to deal with firing their champion. He should be NO WHERE near the title in this day and age.
I'm not saying they should put the title on him.
But if we look back at all the "Greats" from the past 30 years, if the wellness policy was around back then how many do you think would have made "Legend" status.
Just saying I'm sure he's not the only dumb fuck-up to ever be a main player in WWF/E :-\
Funky Fly
09-19-2008, 12:34 AM
Wow. Some Airport Guard said he looked fucked up and he ended up taking a later flight. That's the whole thing. Big fucking deal. Jeff is on the road constantly and he looks like a fucking goth, heroin addict to begin with anyways.
You guys are just ACHING to see Jeff fuck up again. It's ridiculous to read the first page and a half of this thread, knowing now what it was that he did. What is wrong with you people? It's like when people were waiting for Britney Spears to kill herself.
I want the guy to pull his life together and do alright for himself. Given his track record, I expected him to fuck up in this instance. I'm glad it was nothing too serious, even though I made the falling off stuff joke.
Relax, guy.
You guys are just ACHING to see Jeff fuck up again. It's ridiculous to read the first page and a half of this thread, knowing now what it was that he did. What is wrong with you people? It's like when people were waiting for Britney Spears to kill herself.
This is what I thought also while reading this thread. People love to kick a man while he's down. But do you know what they love more? Being right. There are some that are hoping for Jeff's release so they can collectively say "I told you so"
Sharks.
Kane Knight
09-19-2008, 01:00 AM
He'll probably wind up addicted to smack, homeless on the street giving handjobs for crack.
So...Lateral move?
;)
Kane Knight
09-19-2008, 01:08 AM
He'll eventually fuck up. Don't worry about that.
I honestly hope it happens while he's champion and they have to deal with firing their champion. He should be NO WHERE near the title in this day and age.
That would serve pretty much everyone right.
I don't want Jeff to fail or die or anything, because that would require me to care about him. He's an adult, so he can make his own decisions. But we're looking at a druggie who's such a flake that he can't keep a job that pretty much mandates a drug addicted flake. And that's as funny as it is sad.
And WWE is so amazingly retarded that they want him to be within arm's reach of the title, even as he's within stepping distance of the door.
At least with Jeff Hardy, nobody has to die for the inevitable Godsmack.
RVDmark
09-19-2008, 02:34 PM
It took too long for the news to break. If it was serious or involved drugs it would have been picked up by newspapers.
I also really didn't expect it to be drugs (yes yes alcohol is a drug, ok fair enough) as he is currently coming out of a fued with MVP based around his fuck ups.
Am I the only one who had faith it wasn't a fuck up?
For the record, being actually drunk and a fucking air stewards perception of you being drunk are two entirely different things.
Afterlife
09-19-2008, 06:51 PM
Maybe if he gets canned, he'll actually pull himself together.
Oh, fuck, who am I kidding?
I wouldn't call that a bad theory, but then again, if he gets canned...what else does he have going for him? :-\
Afterlife
09-19-2008, 06:54 PM
I dunno. That's not necessarily guaranteed. And if they pass?
TNA pass on a former WWE main eventer? Are you high?
See what I did there? :shifty:
KingofOldSchool
09-19-2008, 07:23 PM
Nobody gets higher than Rob Van Dam.
Except Jeff Hardy.
A Jeff Hardy/RVD feud in the old ECW would have been hilarious with all the promos/skits they could have done.
Innovator
09-19-2008, 07:25 PM
point your thumbs KoOS
Destor
09-19-2008, 07:25 PM
TNA didn't pass on RVD though...
Anybody Thrilla
09-20-2008, 01:00 PM
Wait, did somebody say two hundred thousand dollars?
Shadow
09-20-2008, 02:50 PM
Which airport does Shadow work at?
Not that one.
Kane Knight
09-20-2008, 05:32 PM
If it was that one, Jeff never would have made it on the flight, period. They'd be baked out on the runway.
KingofOldSchool
09-20-2008, 07:58 PM
Except Jeff Hardy.
A Jeff Hardy/RVD feud in the old ECW would have been hilarious with all the promos/skits they could have done.
The overuse of the words "Dude, brother, and man" would make even Hulk Hogan shake his head, brother.
Porcupine
09-20-2008, 09:02 PM
The overuse of the words "Dude, brother, and man" would make even Hulk Hogan shake his head, brother.
I can imagine it now,
Jeff : "Dude you know, you're like my brother to me man and when two dudes are like a brother and a man, and if they gotta fight, then man, they gotta fight like a man fighting for his brother dude."
Rob : "Dude, you're totally right on this man. But you see, sometimes
a brother has to be a man and fight a dude even if that dude is like his brother man and dude, that's what what I'm going to have to do to you bro. "
Jeff : "Man, I respect you like a brother dude, but if we're gonna have to go out there bro, then we might as well man up and stop treating each other like brothers, dude,and start treating each other like a man, brother."
RVD : "Brother, that's exactly what I was thinking dude. We're just two dudes
in a man's world but we gotta fight it out brother "
Jeff : "Man I respect that brother, so let's put up a match for these dudes that they won't forget cause these fans are like our brothers!"
RVD: "Dude, they are more then brothers man, they are like our dudes, so we'll give 'em our all!"
*** 2 weeks later at the scheduled PPV***
"Jeff and Rob are suspended for a wellness violation and will not be able to wrestle in their long awaited match. Instead the match has been replaced by a drunk Axl Rotten Vs a shopping cart full of snacks.
thedamndest
09-20-2008, 09:34 PM
I propose that for the Jeff Hardy/RVD match they get Keanu Reeves for color commentary so for every spot we can hear, "WHOA!"
Afterlife
09-21-2008, 12:21 AM
Can we now get ready to potentially laugh at KoOS when nothing happens by next Tuesday?
I can imagine it now,
Jeff : "Dude you know, you're like my brother to me man and when two dudes are like a brother and a man, and if they gotta fight, then man, they gotta fight like a man fighting for his brother dude."
Rob : "Dude, you're totally right on this man. But you see, sometimes
a brother has to be a man and fight a dude even if that dude is like his brother man and dude, that's what what I'm going to have to do to you bro. "
Jeff : "Man, I respect you like a brother dude, but if we're gonna have to go out there bro, then we might as well man up and stop treating each other like brothers, dude,and start treating each other like a man, brother."
RVD : "Brother, that's exactly what I was thinking dude. We're just two dudes
in a man's world but we gotta fight it out brother "
Jeff : "Man I respect that brother, so let's put up a match for these dudes that they won't forget cause these fans are like our brothers!"
RVD: "Dude, they are more then brothers man, they are like our dudes, so we'll give 'em our all!"
*** 2 weeks later at the scheduled PPV***
"Jeff and Rob are suspended for a wellness violation and will not be able to wrestle in their long awaited match. Instead the match has been replaced by a drunk Axl Rotten Vs a shopping cart full of snacks.That slayed me
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