So in about 3-5 years...

[Johnny Vegas]

Who/m do you think is going to be:

-WWF Champion
-World Heavyweight Champion
-3 Most Over Guys
-2 Most Over Females
-MOTY (choose the wrestlers)
-US Champion
-Intercontinental Champion
-Best Fued(s)
-Tag Team Champions
-The person who will retire HBK
-In a big movie
-Apast superstar is going to make one more/another return
-Returning to the WWE after working for another company
-NOT be working for the WWE
-Receiving "X-Pac Heat"

I will list mine later

[Savio]

3 Most Over Guys: HHH, Cena, Orton

[Xero]

MVP
Title will have folded into the WWE title, though the brandsplit will still exist
MVP, Cena, Christian
Probably Diva's Search contestants
MVP vs Christian
R-Truth
Charlie Haas
Christian/MVP
Umaga and Awesome Kong
Jericho
The Undertaker in "Journey of The Deadman", a silver screen biography
Ric Flair
Christian Cage, Awesome Kong, Samoa Joe, X Pac
Jeff Hardy (Yeah, I'm going with the safe bet here)
X Pac

[BigDaddyCool]

I'm going to say fued of the year will be face MVP v heel Robert Roode.

[Exyle]

-WWE Champion: THE Brian Kendrick (I'm allowed to dream, right?)
-World Heavyweight Champion: Orton
-3 Most Over Guys: Orton, Punk, Cena
-2 Most Over Females: I don't know... Melina and Layla
-MOTY (choose the wrestlers): Punk v. Kendrick
-US Champion: Umaga
-Intercontinental Champion: Ted DiBiase Jr.
-Best Fued(s): Punk/Kendrick
-Tag Team Champions: Tough, considering how quickly tag teams come and go.
-The person who will retire HBK: HHH
-In a big movie: Orton
-A past superstar is going to make one more/another return: Austin
-Returning to the WWE after working for another company: MVP (after jumping to TNA for a period)
-NOT be working for the WWE: Jeff Hardy
-Receiving "X-Pac Heat": Jeff Hardy

[DarKCentaur]

Jack Swagger will unify all 3 titles.

[KYR]

MVP
Title will have folded into the WWE title, though the brandsplit will still exist
MVP, Cena, Christian
Probably Diva's Search contestants
MVP vs Christian
R-Truth
Charlie Haas
Christian/MVP
Umaga and Awesome Kong
Jericho
The Undertaker in "Journey of The Deadman", a silver screen biography
Ric Flair
Christian Cage, Awesome Kong, Samoa Joe, X Pac
Jeff Hardy (Yeah, I'm going with the safe bet here)
X Pac

Made me laugh.

Good mix of sense and wit :y:

[Y2Ant]

WWF Champion
Ted DiBiase Jr.

World Heavyweight Champion
John Morrison

3 Most Over Guys
Triple H, Randy Orton, John Cena

2 Most Over Females
Beth Phoenix and Melina

MOTY (choose the wrestlers)
CM Punk vs. The Brian Kendrick

US Champion
Lance Cade

Intercontinental Champion
Evan Bourne

Best Fued(s)
John Cena vs. Chris Jericho

Tag Team Champions
Edge and Christian :cool:

The person who will retire HBK
Triple H

In a big movie
Santino Marella

A past superstar is going to make one more/another return
"The Lethal Weapon" Steve Blackman

Returning to the WWE after working for another company
Christian Cage

NOT be working for the WWE
Jamie Noble

Receiving "X-Pac Heat"
Mark Henry

[Indifferent Clox]

WWF Champion

MVP

-World Heavyweight Champion

John Morrison

-3 Most Over Guys

Jericho, MVP, Morrison

-2 Most Over Females
Neidhart and Phoenix

-MOTY (choose the wrestlers)

John Morrison v. Shelton Benjamin for the WWE Title

-US Champion
Charlie Hass

-Intercontinental Champion
someone new

-Best Fued(s)

MVP v. Jericho

Cena (heel) and Cryme Time v. Orton and the 2nd generation (face)

-Tag Team Champions
Cody Rhodes and Ted Dibiase (still)

-The person who will retire HBK

Chris Jericho, Triple H, or Randy Orton

-In a big movie

Santino Marella

-A past superstar is going to make one more/another return

Brock Lesnar

-Returning to the WWE after working for another company

Christian Cage

-NOT be working for the WWE

Batista

-Receiving "X-Pac Heat"

X Pac

[Vastardikai]

WWF Champion

Triple H

-World Heavyweight Champion

Randy Orton

-3 Most Over Guys

Edge, Ted DiBiase Jr., ?

-2 Most Over Females

The two generic big tittied bimbos. You know, them!

-MOTY (choose the wrestlers)

Shelton Benjamin vs. Bryan Danielson

-US Champion

Joe Hennig

-Intercontinental Champion

Ted DiBiase Jr.

-Best Fued(s)

Ted Dibiase Jr. vs. Shelton Benjamin

-Tag Team Champions

Nobodies

-The person who will retire HBK

Lance Cade

-In a big movie

Santino Marella

-Apast superstar is going to make one more/another return

Honky Tonk Man

-Returning to the WWE after working for another company

Trevor Murdoch or Tomko

-NOT be working for the WWE

Jeff Hardy and CM Punk (busted on SAME Wellness Violation.)

-Receiving "X-Pac Heat"

Randy Orton.

[MLW]

-WWE Champion - The Brian Kendrick!
-World Heavyweight Champion - Randy Orton
-3 Most Over Guys - Matt Hardy, CM Punk'd (yes he adds a 'd!) and Christian!!!
-2 Most Over Females -Santino Morella (he is a diva right?) and big tit mama aka some new girl
-MOTY (choose the wrestlers) - Matt Hardy vs. The Brian Kendrick
-US Champion - Kofi Kingston
-Intercontinental Champion - Chris Jericho (run number 1 million!)
-Best Fued(s) - Matt Hardy (face) vs. The Brian Kendrick (heel) vs. CM Punk'd (turns from face to heel midway)
-Tag Team Champions - Christian and Edge setting them up for a fued with Evan Bourne and Jeff Hardy, unfortunately Jeffs "habits" gets him fired before it happens
-The person who will retire HBK - Chris Jericho (in like two weeks)
-In a big movie - Maria
-Apast superstar is going to make one more/another return - The Rock!
-Returning to the WWE after working for another company - Christian
-NOT be working for the WWE - Jeff Hardy
-Receiving "X-Pac Heat" - CM Punk'd

[parkmania]

Don't really have time to do the full list right now, but in 5 years, the most over female in the WWE will be Aurora Rose Levesque.

[Jeritron]

In 2004 people would be predicting for 2008 that Kurt Angle would be WWE champ, Eddie Guerrero would be World Champ, Brock Lesnar and Chris Benoit would be having match of the year, Lita would be the most well loved diva, and John Cena would be the TPWW favorite.

Conversely, they'd never for a second believe there would be a Rey Mysterio title run, Ultimate Warriors in ring return, the guy from American Gladiators as Raws GM, Freddy Prinze Jr. writing Smackdown and a Chris Jericho haircut. Not to mention Great Khali being in more hollywood hits than The Rock, Stone Cold and Hulk Hogan combined.

Point is. Well, I'm not even going to try

[Jeritron]

I'm just gonna stay posted, but hopefully not tuned, for the wild ride through the shitstorm of randomness that is professional wrestling. A one way ticket through the Twilight Zone, piloted by Vince McMahon Vince Russo and Dave Meltzer

[Xero]

Christian Bale will debut as Edge's mystery partner at WrestleMania 28, where he kept saying that "Christian will be my partner".

The Undertaker will quit the business, opens up his own Bed and Breakfast and hat store.

Triple H will tear a newly discovered muscle, from then-on to be named the "H-Tendon".

Chris Jericho will lose a Hair vs Hair match. Against Steve Austin.

Billy Gunn will return to WWE to the biggest main event run in the past ten years, winning the hearts of both marks and smarks alike. He's now called "William Gunn".

CM Punk will go down as the biggest flop in history, and ROH refuses to take him back.

Hulk Hogan will have several more matches, including a "Best Body" contest with JBL.

Vince McMahon will retire in 2013. The company will be handed over to Shane McMahon's husband, Kanyon.

After leaving The Tonight Show, Vince hires Jay Leno and Kevin Eubanks as the new announcers for RAW.

Kevin Haash will face RVD at SummerSlam '10.

Vince McMahon will lure The Rock back with big money for a movie, "Stone's Throw". It bombs and almost ruins Rock's movie career.

RAW will go off the air. SmackDown! will be moved to Mondays on ABC Family. It will be rated TV G, all wrestlers will be required to wear at least short sleeve shirts and shorts, women to wear full-length dresses, and can no longer use the word "match" or "contest". Matches will be known as "friendly pats on the back".

Mike Adamle will become United States champion and be known as "American" Adamle.

[Johnny Vegas]

tbh, that was very fucking depressing right there.

[Mr. Nerfect]

In 2004 people would be predicting for 2008 that Kurt Angle would be WWE champ, Eddie Guerrero would be World Champ, Brock Lesnar and Chris Benoit would be having match of the year, Lita would be the most well loved diva, and John Cena would be the TPWW favorite.

Conversely, they'd never for a second believe there would be a Rey Mysterio title run, Ultimate Warriors in ring return, the guy from American Gladiators as Raws GM, Freddy Prinze Jr. writing Smackdown and a Chris Jericho haircut. Not to mention Great Khali being in more hollywood hits than The Rock, Stone Cold and Hulk Hogan combined.

Point is. Well, I'm not even going to try

I pretty much agree with this. :y:

[Mr. Nerfect]

Christian Bale will debut as Edge's mystery partner at WrestleMania 28, where he kept saying that "Christian will be my partner".

The Undertaker will quit the business, opens up his own Bed and Breakfast and hat store.

Triple H will tear a newly discovered muscle, from then-on to be named the "H-Tendon".

Chris Jericho will lose a Hair vs Hair match. Against Steve Austin.

Billy Gunn will return to WWE to the biggest main event run in the past ten years, winning the hearts of both marks and smarks alike. He's now called "William Gunn".

CM Punk will go down as the biggest flop in history, and ROH refuses to take him back.

Hulk Hogan will have several more matches, including a "Best Body" contest with JBL.

Vince McMahon will retire in 2013. The company will be handed over to Shane McMahon's husband, Kanyon.

After leaving The Tonight Show, Vince hires Jay Leno and Kevin Eubanks as the new announcers for RAW.

Kevin Haash will face RVD at SummerSlam '10.

Vince McMahon will lure The Rock back with big money for a movie, "Stone's Throw". It bombs and almost ruins Rock's movie career.

RAW will go off the air. SmackDown! will be moved to Mondays on ABC Family. It will be rated TV G, all wrestlers will be required to wear at least short sleeve shirts and shorts, women to wear full-length dresses, and can no longer use the word "match" or "contest". Matches will be known as "friendly pats on the back".

Mike Adamle will become United States champion and be known as "American" Adamle.

That was the most unfunny thing I have ever read from you. It's caught in between a paradox of "nowhere near funny enough to be funny" and "nowhere near serious enough to be serious," so I've got go nowhere near an idea as to what the fuck you were trying to do.

[Xero]

And he takes the bait, ladies and gentlemen!