WWE Universe

[Optimus Bone 69]

every time i watch this piss that is wwe drunk i pick up on something that really grinds my sweaty balls.
why all of a sudden is everything being referred to as the WWE Universe are they setting the seeds for some marvel avengers type movie or am i just blind drunk and needing to look at sum vile animal porn?

[TerranRich]

LOL, yeah that's what they're doing to refer to what happened within their kayfabe storylines. It does sound kind of comic-book-ish, like they're superheroes or something.

Though if they were, we'd see more TNA/WWE/X-Men/Star Trek/Muppets crossovers. :foc:

[Optimus Bone 69]

now im not up to date on my comics these days although before i found the mythical vagina i was quite the monthly weirdo but if Vince turns out to be the red hulk ill be more disappointed than when that egg gave birth to the gobbletgooker and that's a fact

[Optimus Bone 69]

and wtf is the kayfabe story behind HBM'S eyes getting closer together every week is it some act of god or is he just an unlucky mutant?

[TerranRich]

LOL, what the fuck are you going on about? :lol:

[Optimus Bone 69]

i dont really know ive been a member for about 10 years read everyday never post but tonight im on strong medication and alcohol so i thought random rant:rant:

[Juan]

and wtf is the kayfabe story behind HBM'S eyes getting closer together every week is it some act of god or is he just an unlucky mutant?

It's called getting old. It's a shame really

[GD]

Vince McMahon and the masters of the universe.

[Dorkchop]

Mr Bone, you really should post more often. Especially if you plan on drinking while being on strong medication. This isn't an insult. Your posts in this thread are hilarious.

[NeanderCarl]

It's their attempt to create a new buzzword era, like Attitude. I somehow don't think the mundane Universe era will be held in quite as high regard ten years from now, however.

[Xero]

It sounds better than the "Erase That Canadian Guy from our DVDs" era.

[TerranRich]

Oh God. So is this the "Universe Era"? *shudders*

[Dorkchop]

Universe Era is already better than whatever the era that was 2002 to about now. Though 02, 03, and 04 had some pretty good moments.

[TerranRich]

I want to call 2002-04 the Bischoff Era for some reason.

[U-Warrior]

Mr Bone is the next big thing. Mark my words.

[Super V]

Ultimate Muscle/Kinnikuman vs. WWE would be an epic crossover.

[NeanderCarl]

Universe Era is already better than whatever the era that was 2002 to about now. Though 02, 03, and 04 had some pretty good moments.

Well, they tried to make it the "Ruthless Aggression" era. When that flopped, we got "The Power Is Back" era. Neither name stuck.

I suppose you could just call it the Triple H Absolute Power era.

[NeanderCarl]

Or you could call it the Brand Extention Era, but then any new fan looking back at footage of the brand extention era in 10 years would be like "wtf, what brand extention is that then?"

[Lock Jaw]

WWE Universe sounds like an MMORPG

[TerranRich]

Guys! I got +60 on my Jobber Class character! LEVEL UP!

[Optimus Bone 69]

Mr Bone, you really should post more often. Especially if you plan on drinking while being on strong medication. This isn't an insult. Your posts in this thread are hilarious.

This can be arranged, but ive just woke up on a thursday after mixing the shit on a tuesday and if im correct ive missed two days of work!!!:rofl::rofl:

[NeanderCarl]

Bum.

[TerranRich]

LOL this guy is hilarious.