WWE No Mercy Discussion/Match of the Night

[Juan]

Poll will go up shortly after the PPV

Kane vs Rey Mysterio
http://www.wwe.com/content/media/images/3883682/8135376


WWE Womens Championship - Beth Phoenix (c) vs Candice Michelle
http://www.wwe.com/content/media/images/3883682/8037686


The Big Show vs The Undertaker
http://www.wwe.com/content/media/images/3883682/8116260


JBL vs Batista
http://www.wwe.com/content/media/images/3883682/8093156


ECW Championship - Matt Hardy (c) vs Mark Henry
http://www.wwe.com/content/media/images/3883682/8101114


WWE Championship - Triple H (c) vs Jeff Hardy
http://www.wwe.com/content/media/images/3883682/8070048


World Heavywight Title Ladder Match - Chris Jericho (c) vs Shawn Michaels
http://www.wwe.com/content/media/images/3883682/8091944

[Juan]

Sorry Lux

[Juan]

Also, I stole these pics from the Tipsters thread :)

[Jeritron]

The Mark Henry match for sure

[Juan]

No!

[thedamndest]

Would like to see the Dream Match of Mark Henry v. Candice Michelle, with the stipulation that Mark Henry must legit injury Candice in at least five different ways in under ten minutes to get a shot at Matt Hardy.

[Juan]

ROFL Now THAT'S entertainment

[Jeritron]

I'd rather see them in a King of the Fountain match. The stipulation being that one has perform oral sex on the other before climbing the ladder and putting the title back on the hook to become World Champion

[thedamndest]

It would be harder than you'd think. She's quick. Plus you'd have to have a strategy. Can't go for the legs or ribs first, otherwise she wouldn't be able to stand and then she's just dead weight for the rest of the match.

[thedamndest]

Jeritron, didn't TNA just do that match last month?

[Destor]

Would like to see the Dream Match of Mark Henry v. Candice Michelle, with the stipulation that Mark Henry must legit injury Candice in at least five different ways in under ten minutes to get a shot at Matt Hardy.
I like that. I like that alot.

[Londoner]

This should be a decent ppv i think. Hope the stream for it works!

[Juan]

This should be a decent ppv i think. Hope the stream for it works!

Ditto

[Juan]

ok here we go

[Londoner]

Its working!

[FourFifty]

It's about to start. Download TVU, it's working there.

[FourFifty]

...think I spoke too soon....

[Juan]

That Metallica songs sucks btw

[FourFifty]

Didn't speak too soon.

WTF is up with this intro?

[Juan]

Somebody gon' get their ass kicked

[Juan]

Didn't speak too soon.

WTF is up with this intro?

Yeah that was a little weird

[Juan]

I can slap a tornado

[KingofOldSchool]

Lawler commentating for ECW, who would have seen the day?

[Juan]

Hot crowd

[KingofOldSchool]

LAWLER REMEMBERS HIS BRIEF FEUD WITH HENRY!

[Juan]

I didn't even remember that tbh

[Londoner]

shite match so far

[Juan]

Mark Henry's matches are always shite.

[Fox]

Which thread damnit?!

[Juan]

IT was probably a good idea to put this match on first.

[Juan]

Which thread damnit?!

This one. Lux's was a thread requesting a stream

[Juan]

SIDE EFFECT!

[Fox]

And to think there were days I would actually spend $40 on a WWE PPV.

[Juan]

Matt needs to feud with Morrison, not Mizark :nono:

[KingofOldSchool]

Ballgame

[Juan]

MATT WINS!

[Fox]

Hardy hits Twist of Fate for the 1-2-3.

[Juan]

Hopefully that'll be the end of this feud.

[Fox]

Which means that Jeff Hardy is definitely not winning tonight.

[Indifferent Clox]

ok so link?

[Juan]

http://wtwlivestream.webs.com/

[Juan]

*starts texting*

[KingofOldSchool]

I'm voting for the non-fuck up.

[Fox]

lol jeff is drunk

[Juan]

HHH/Hardy should be good match

[Innovator]

Everyone turn your heads, here comes Candice's injury

[FourFifty]

BETH PHOENIX IS MY WOMAN!!!!!!!!!!!

[Juan]

Glamorella :love:

[FourFifty]

Can someone cue Sugar Butt's sig?

[owenbrown]

ok so link?

http://www.justin.tv/eminem155th

[KingofOldSchool]

Meltyface

[Fox]

heres to the Glamazon knocking Candace back to developmental

[MrSpikeLee]

Wonder how much WWE got from Apple for that advertisement LOL

[Juan]

I really hate Candice's music. I have nothing against "techno" music, but it just doesn't fit her imo

[Fox]

awful entrance music

[Fox]

lol that was a weird start.

[KYR]

If you're gonna have a Women's Match in a PPV you MUST include Mickie James.

That is all.

[FourFifty]

If you're gonna have a Women's Match in a PPV you MUST include Mickie James.

That is all.

That's why you're a good poster.

[Juan]

LOL @ Candice getting boo'd

[Juan]

Pretty decent divas match so far tbh

[FourFifty]

FUUUUUUUUUUUUU........nm.

[KingofOldSchool]

YAY!

[FourFifty]

I'm happy I was wrong with my tipsters.

[Juan]

Lights out for Candice Michelle

[Fox]

No love for Meltyface.

[Triple Naitch]

That's a pretty good reversal...for a girl :shifty:

[Innovator]

Candice throws the worst dropkick this side of the great Collie

[Juan]

wooooooooo

[Innovator]

When did Kane turn into a 7 foot mood ring?

[Juan]

May 19th

[RawRocks]

Rey vs Kane match

[Juan]

I really hope Rey Mastrio gets slaughtered by the Big Red Retard

[Innovator]

I like cookies booyaka booyaka

[Innovator]

Kane wins and Rey unmasks after Bourne turns on Rey after a ref bump [/Russo]

[Fox]

Rey via DQ says I.

[RawRocks]

i hope he is forced to take off the mask

[FourFifty]

Part of his tradition? WTF! Lucha traditon says when you lose your mask, you don't put it on.

[Innovator]

They should install a weight system...just so Kane has to cut weight

[Fox]

Kane wins and Rey unmasks after Bourne turns on Rey after three ref bumps and then J.R. makes the 3 count b/c he is Kane's REAL father. [/Russo]

[Juan]

Kane's new music fits him so well

[Innovator]

nah Fox, thats if this is a main event

[Innovator]

one ref bump for a filler match

[Fox]

Remember that awesome Halloween Havoc match where Eddie tried to rip off Rey's mask throughout, but lost in the end?

This will be like that, but with more suck.

[Innovator]

I really hate Michael Cole

[Juan]

LOL Kane chant

[Innovator]

Remember that awesome Halloween Havoc match where Eddie tried to rip off Rey's mask throughout, but lost in the end?

This will be like that, but with more suck.
comparing a 5 star match to drizzling cow fecal matter

[KYR]

So if Rey is unmasked, will he be known as Rey Notquitesomysterious?

[KYR]

If Rey is unmasked, will he be known as Rey Notquitesomysterious?

Or will he be revealed as actually being Hulk Hogan?

[Fox]

Rey's pants are goofy.

[Juan]

WWE sells a ton of those Rey masks, so I doubt he'll end up losing it tonight

[KYR]

What the hell happened there?

[RawRocks]

Kane just might unmask him here

[Tazz Dan]

Just to be sure KYR, why don't you ask us again :roll:



:kiss:

[Innovator]

What will Rey look like if he unmasks?!?!

I dunno, like he did in 1999

[Innovator]

only fatter

[FourFifty]

I want to see Kane kill Rey.

[Fox]

Look at the fight in the little Mexican.

[KYR]

With Devil Horns still attached?

[KingofOldSchool]

What will Rey look like if he unmasks?!?!

I dunno, like he did in 1999

I don't know how we would tell the difference between Hornswoggle, Rey, and Bourne.

[Juan]

Nice move Rey

[KYR]

I want to see Kane kill Rey.

PLEAAAAASSSSSE!!!! :y:

[Juan]

Weird I don't remember the last time I saw Rey do a moonsault

[Fox]

This match needs more cowbell.

[Innovator]

Horny would be the tall one

[Fox]

Botchamania

[Juan]

WTF

[Innovator]

A HIGH REY BALL BACK TO THE TRACK...SEEE YA

[CSL]

Bit of a fruity finish

[owenbrown]

nice chair shot :y:

[KingofOldSchool]

Uhhh why would Kane get himself DQed?

[Fox]

Rey via DQ says I.

Sha-shaw!

[Juan]

nice chair shot :y:

[KingofOldSchool]

Punk loves teh cellaphones

[Innovator]

WOOO Punk in the PPV commercial


MVP

[Innovator]

the MVP of Smackdown not named Maryse

[Innovator]

or Edge

[RawRocks]

what the hell does MVP want?

[Juan]

This could be good

[KingofOldSchool]

MVP is gonna get punked out here

[owenbrown]

Filler time huh?

[Innovator]

oh what the fuck Orton

[Fox]

MVP vs. Punk?

[FourFifty]

Calling it now- MVP vs Hollywood Hass Hogan!!!

[Juan]

WHAT chants are so annoying

[CSL]

Randall!!

[KingofOldSchool]

Orton likes interrupting heels

[Fox]

hhhhwwwhat?

[FourFifty]

I'm sad that I'm wrong.

[KYR]

WHAT chants are so annoying

I give up. What chants? :shifty:

[RawRocks]

borefest pissing match

[CSL]

WHAT chants are so annoying

For sure. They should send security around throwing people out that do it. There'd only be 73 people left in the arena including wrestlers but still, be worth it

[KingofOldSchool]

OH SNAP

[Fox]

As much as I love MVP and Orton, why can't this time be given to the Intercontinental or US Championship?

[ClockShot]

So uh, which thread is the No Mercy thread?

[Innovator]

American Eagle Xchange

[RawRocks]

Simply Priceless

[owenbrown]

What the hell?

[Triple Naitch]

Manu looks like a Puerto Rican drug dealer in street clothes

[Innovator]

ahaha, Cody stole Vicki's line

[Juan]

So uh, which thread is the No Mercy thread?

You're all up in it.

[owenbrown]

BORING chants :roll:

[Fox]

lol cody getting boring chanted to death

[KYR]

Juan WHAT?

[owenbrown]

STFU fucking crowd

[ClockShot]

Is this really gonna be 3 hours?

[Innovator]

Punk, MVP, and Kofi...please say so

[Juan]

OMG this is so cool

[RawRocks]

six man tag on Raw tomorrow

[Fox]

MVP face turn

[owenbrown]

"impromptu" 6-man tag and MVP teasing turning face?

[Fox]

psyche

[CSL]

Tough night's work for those guys right there

[Fox]

well that was a great waste of time

[owenbrown]

guess not

[KingofOldSchool]

God damn piece of shit computer made me miss that.

[Juan]

Oh god. Here comes thunder tits

[RawRocks]

Alphabet soup ladder match .. HBK vs Y2J... can I buy a vowel?

[Fox]

uh-oh Batista is gonna be pissed that he's so low on the card

[Innovator]

Jiggletits vs. Cole's man crush

FAMILY GUY IT IS

[Lux]

Juan, I hate you, however thank you.

[Juan]

Where's 450?

[Juan]

Juan, I hate you, however thank you.

:lol::D

[Lux]

I will now spam your thread and make it horrible :p

[ClockShot]

I would have liked to see Orton come in and cost someone this match. Too late now.

[owenbrown]

UP UP DOWN DOWN LEFT RIGHT LEFT RIGHT B A START coming up :shifty:

[Juan]

Enter at your own risk Lux

[Lux]

I hate Bats :mad:

[CSL]

Dancing Dave is smiling which means A. He's going over here B. He might put some effort in

[RawRocks]

i dont care for either of these two worms

[Juan]

Batista is ok in doses, but combined with JBL, it makes a recipe for disaster.

[owenbrown]

Angels-Red Sox tied at 3-3 in the top of the 4th

[Fox]

I'm going to count the number of actual wrestling moves in the match.

1-Spear

[RawRocks]

Batista and HBK win, face each other in three weeks with Orton involved... Evolution tie in to the next Title Match

[CSL]

I'm going to count the number of actual wrestling moves in the match.

1-Spear

If you're counting the spear, you may as well count punch and kick too

[KingofOldSchool]

Punk, MVP, and Kofi...please say so

I'd mark.

But then MVP would probably turn on them.

[KYR]

I'd mark.

But then MVP would probably turn on them.

Which would make ME mark out even more.

[Innovator]

awesome, thank god i missed that match

[KingofOldSchool]

That was quick.

[Lux]

OH GOD

[CSL]

wtf was that?

[Fox]

2-Swinging neckbreaker
3-Rear chinlock
4-Back suplex
5-Shoulder Slam
6-Spinebuster
7-Batista Bomb

[Innovator]

I'd mark.

But then MVP would probably turn on them.
Well we both marked for a run down the ramp

[owenbrown]

WTF was that?! :wtf: Who did JBL piss off in the back?!

[Fox]

So 7, arguably 6 moves if you don't count the spear.

[Mooияakeя™]

Always seems the ones with single number movesets get over the most with the fans. Do real fans just not go to events? or are they all marking out at RoH vids / events.

Anyway, Bats gets a title shot. About time, he was always getting over looked

[KingofOldSchool]

I love you bitchtits

[KingofOldSchool]

JBL is friends with Pelosi.

[Lux]

LOL @ JBL :rofl:

[owenbrown]

LOL JBL thanking congress for the bailout :lol:

[FourFifty]

GREATEST JBL PROMO EVER!!!!!!

[Innovator]

Someone cut the mic

[KingofOldSchool]

JBL loves us

[Destor]

this is a brillaint promo

[Fox]

Somebody needs to come down and kick his ass.

[Lux]

WTF was that?! :wtf: Who did JBL piss off in the back?!

Apparently no one if he is able to still get mic time spewing about himself LOL

[Lux]

Cryme Tyme?

[KingofOldSchool]

Here are two guys that have never paid taxes.

[owenbrown]

:rofl: CRYME TYME!

[KingofOldSchool]

Are they going to spray paint "POOPY" on it again?

[Triple Naitch]

Their parents must be so proud of their daughters...

[KingofOldSchool]

LOL random Sarge appearance

[Fox]

lol Sarge

[owenbrown]

SGT. SLAUGHTER?! :rofl:

[Juan]

God Bless JBL

[Lux]

So entertaining

[Fox]

so far this has been nothing to write home about

[Juan]

How many time have these guys wrestled eachother over the years?

[KingofOldSchool]

Poor Mickie is relegated to being a thug hoochie

[Destor]

Not interested in this next match. At all.

[Juan]

Not interested in this next match. At all.

Kinda have to agree.

[Juan]

I really hope Taker calls it quits after WrestleMania. What else can they do with this character?

[Fox]

Maybe they will pull it out and have an incredible match.

lol

[RawRocks]

I really hope Taker calls it quits after WrestleMania. What else can they do with this character?

Bring back Paul Bearer and all hell breaks loose

[RawRocks]

Taker will take 5 hours to walk to the ring

[Juan]

I love Taker, but I'm so sick of his voodoo powers.

[Juan]

LOL @ JR calling Taker Sasquatch

[owenbrown]

I hope this match is short... give more time for HHH-Jeff Hardy and the ladder match

[KingofOldSchool]

This entrance has gone on longer than all of the other matches combined.

[Juan]

Kick his ass Sea Bass

[owenbrown]

Wake me when Taker reaches the ring...It'll be WrestleMania 38 and the Iron Sheik will make it there before Taker does.

[Fox]

Show needs this win.

[Juan]

So what's gonna go last? HHH/Hardy or Jericho/HBK? I'm thinking the ladder match.

[Lux]

Jeff Hardy will win tonight in a very emotional mannor, its science.

[Indifferent Clox]

thanks for the stream, tvu doesn't work very well.

Watched a little family guy on there. I missed that king of the hill and I dvrd the simpsons if american dad is good I am gonna have to watch all three but I also am dvring the new star wars show. so you know..

[Innovator]

did you hear?

About the bird bird bird, birdbird birdbid

[Innovator]

Anyone else notice Show putting all the weight back on that he lost?

[Fox]

Undertaker should start crucifying people again. America is ready for it.

[Juan]

LOL Russian leg sweep

[KingofOldSchool]

Show with a Russian Legsweep?

Am I seeing things?!?!

[Fox]

Vader bomb!!

[Theo Dious]

God dammit, Ive been in the wrong thread.

And how long has Show been doing that?!

[Juan]

Not a TERRIBLE match so far tbh

[Theo Dious]

Also, this match is a lot better than it was when we saw it 4 years ago, and better still than when we saw it ten years ago...

[KingofOldSchool]

TAKER KICKED OUT OF THE CHOKESLAM BAH GAWD!

[Innovator]

holy shit ddt

[Juan]

Test your might

[Fox]

Chokeslam war?

[KingofOldSchool]

Nice DDT

[DaVe]

Also, this match is a lot better than it was when we saw it 4 years ago, and better still than when we saw it ten years ago...

Taker is 10 times the worker he was 10 (9 actually) years ago.

[Fox]

that was a big fuckin DDT

[Juan]

Nice DDT

[Fox]

all we need now is a run in by BRADEN WALKER

[Innovator]

shot to hte back of hte head, point off Show

[Juan]

Shit finish

[KingofOldSchool]

Hahaha I called the DQ

[KingofOldSchool]

Oh nevermind

[Fox]

dude. why are WWE referees such pussies these days?

[Juan]

Someone finally brings Taker down a notch though

[owenbrown]

That was a bullshit finish

[Theo Dious]

That was a bullshit finish