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BigDaddyCool
10-08-2008, 09:39 AM
John Morrison does not own a cheese grater, he just uses his abs. Fact.

Some carpenters have stopped using levels and switched to using John Morrison abs to make sure everything is flush. Fact.
Exyle
10-08-2008, 11:10 AM
Chuck Norris broke his hand punching Morrison in the stomach.
GD
10-08-2008, 12:14 PM
Bin Ladin fears Morrison's abs.
Hanso Amore
10-08-2008, 12:16 PM
I want to fuck John Morrison's abs like they are 4 sets of tits.


What, too much?
BigDaddyCool
10-08-2008, 12:26 PM
Thanks for ruining the thread MAH.
Hanso Amore
10-08-2008, 01:18 PM
Anytime BDC.

Not to mention this thread was ruined before it started.
Evil Vito
10-08-2008, 02:38 PM
<font color=goldenrod>John Morrison would want everybody to post and agree with this topic:</font>

http://www.tpww.net/forums/showthread.php?t=83714
DrA
10-08-2008, 05:00 PM
John Morrison was born October 3, 1979 in Los Angeles, California.
GD
10-08-2008, 05:05 PM
John Morrison likes fried eggs in his burger.
GD
10-08-2008, 05:09 PM
He was trained by former World Tag Team Champion
http://img356.imageshack.us/img356/1276/wweeugene1cy6.jpg
Loose Cannon
10-08-2008, 05:18 PM
99.99999999999999999999999% of humans need air to live; John Morrison is that air.
Tazz Dan
10-08-2008, 05:28 PM
John Morrison's tears can cure cancer.

It's just to bad he doesn't cry.
Ninti the Mad
10-08-2008, 05:46 PM
He should change his name back to Nitro.
Lux
10-09-2008, 02:56 AM
John Morrison doesn't pray to a higher power, he is that power.
Lux
10-09-2008, 02:57 AM
He should change his name back to Nitro.

John Morrison > Johnny Nitro
Juan
10-09-2008, 03:04 AM
John Morrison denied Lux entry into the Palace of Wisdom
Lux
10-09-2008, 03:07 AM
John Morrison hired Juan to cut his lawn. FACT!
Juan
10-09-2008, 03:09 AM
LOW BLOW
Lux
10-09-2008, 03:14 AM
I'm sorry. :(

You must spread some Reputation before giving it to Juan again.
Juan
10-09-2008, 03:17 AM
LOL At least I'm in the Palace of Wisdom and not across the street with binoculars.
blake639raw
10-09-2008, 01:26 PM
John Morrison does not own a cheese grater, he just uses his abs. Fact.

I have video evidence of this. Click on this link, and watch part 5.

http://www.b95forlife.com/pages/concertvids.html?feed=276253&article=3801847
Savio
10-09-2008, 01:37 PM
I have video evidence of this. Click on this link, and watch part 5.

http://www.b95forlife.com/pages/conc...rticle=3801847 (http://www.b95forlife.com/pages/concertvids.html?feed=276253&article=3801847)I think I could do it.
AKin3D
10-09-2008, 11:20 PM
I have video evidence of this. Click on this link, and watch part 5.

http://www.b95forlife.com/pages/concertvids.html?feed=276253&article=3801847

LMAO! WOW!
Nark Order
10-09-2008, 11:43 PM
I have video evidence of this. Click on this link, and watch part 5.

http://www.b95forlife.com/pages/concertvids.html?feed=276253&article=3801847

LOL. He did it.
Juan
10-10-2008, 12:05 AM
I have video evidence of this. Click on this link, and watch part 5.

http://www.b95forlife.com/pages/concertvids.html?feed=276253&article=3801847

ROFL! that was great
FourFifty
10-10-2008, 12:50 AM
I have video evidence of this. Click on this link, and watch part 5.

http://www.b95forlife.com/pages/concertvids.html?feed=276253&article=3801847

HOLY GOD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! HE REALLY DID IT!!!!!!!!!!! HE REALLY DID IT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Lux
10-10-2008, 12:51 AM
Pfft, fan boys.
Juan
10-10-2008, 03:07 AM
Further proof that you are not in the Palace of Wisdom :roll:
Lux
10-10-2008, 03:28 AM
I think you're currently haboring a grudge against me because John Morrison lets me come and go as I please while you only tend his hedges. :mad:
GD
10-10-2008, 11:29 AM
Only 301 men were born with abs. Only John Morrison surived and the rest are dining in HELL!
Jeritron
10-10-2008, 11:30 AM
At least they'll have plenty of grated cheese for their food
HeartBreakMan2k
10-10-2008, 12:12 PM
LMAO, he really did do it.
MoFo
10-10-2008, 02:32 PM
The Ho Train were all Morrison's reject groupies.
Triple Naitch
10-10-2008, 03:36 PM
John Morrison does not have washboard abs. Washboards have John Morrison ridges.
GD
10-10-2008, 03:48 PM
At least they'll have plenty of grated cheese for their food

Do they have grated cheese in hell?
BigDaddyCool
10-10-2008, 05:13 PM
If I was John Morrison, I would never wear a shirt.
My Final Heaven
10-10-2008, 07:34 PM
I have been conditioned to grimace at the beginning of John Morrison's entrance music. Not because I dislike Morrison, but because there is a 99% chance of Poochie being with him.
My Final Heaven
10-10-2008, 07:38 PM
Miz answered calls at a Suicide Helpline for 1 day. That day will forever go down in history as "Lemming Sunday".
MoFo
10-10-2008, 07:49 PM
The bible was actually written about the brilliance of John Morrison, but as modest as he is, wanted to remain anonymous under the guise 'God'.
Innovator
10-10-2008, 07:50 PM
Why hasn't he done with on TV yet?
FourFifty
10-10-2008, 08:46 PM
Everytime John Morrison puts on a shirt an angel falls from grace.
Mr. Nerfect
10-11-2008, 08:02 PM
The sun is an illusion created by John Morrison to explain to our feeble minds why our planet isn't revolving around Morrison. He of course knows that the world rightly revolving around him would put everything in perfect harmony, causing everything to cease to exist. They'd only be Morrison, and no one to admire The Abs of Morrison.
Mr. Nerfect
10-11-2008, 08:03 PM
Though it should be stated: Even Nothing worships Morrison's abs.
KingofOldSchool
10-11-2008, 08:14 PM
Why hasn't he done with on TV yet?

He would be a bigger babyface than Hulk Hogan, Steve Austin, and The Rock combined if he did that.
Mr. Nerfect
10-11-2008, 08:19 PM
The only reason John Morrison has not got as much money than those men, is because he gives it to charities in countries and dimensions we have never heard of.
FourFifty
10-11-2008, 08:32 PM
The only reason John Morrison has not got as much money than those men, is because he gives it to charities in countries and dimensions we have never heard of.

And before anyone asks where these places are, would you really want to build a palace of wisdom in this world? I think not.
Mr. Nerfect
10-11-2008, 10:42 PM
John Morrison could use his mastery over time and space to defeat any opponent he ever faces, but he chooses not to warp through space, because he knows how important it is for his abs to always be visible, and he chooses not to slow down time because he knows that as mere mortals we can only be exposed to The Abs of Morrison for so long.

Morrison was also the man who decided cucumber was a fruit.
Xerzes
10-12-2008, 03:45 AM
I have been conditioned to grimace at the beginning of John Morrison's entrance music. Not because I dislike Morrison, but because there is a 99% chance of Poochie being with him.
Mr. Nerfect
10-13-2008, 08:18 AM
Humans apparently use only 10% of their brains. Morrison uses 100% of his, and the 90% the rest of the world doesn't use.