The official John Morrison Random & the rest of wwe Captions Thread [Archive]

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10-09-2008, 09:15 AM

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10-09-2008, 09:18 AM

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BigDaddyCool

10-09-2008, 09:22 AM

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Nitro: Yeah dude, I already hit that cause I have great abs.

10-09-2008, 09:23 AM

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Xero

10-09-2008, 10:02 AM

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Morrison: Hahahaha-no. Get the fuck out Cena.
K-Fed: But...
Morrison: OUT!

Savio

10-09-2008, 10:04 AM

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I will pretend I am raising his arm because I am not worthy to touch him.

Xero

10-09-2008, 10:04 AM

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Batista: HIS TEETH! THEY'RE TOO BRIGHT!

10-09-2008, 10:51 AM

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Punk: Damn! you are so cool.

Y2Ant

10-09-2008, 10:53 AM

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SHIT they disabled the unlimited title shots cheat code :'(

Jeritron

10-09-2008, 11:58 AM

A short time from now in an arena not far away...

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Morrison: Gentlemen, to evil. We could never have done it without you K-FED. Going in on that T-Shirt scam with Earl Hebner and blaming the whole thing on Melina was the best idea I've had since Tough Enough. New Jack, don't be shy step up and have a toast with us. To evil!

New Jack: I'm gonna be the next Denzel

K-FED: Wheres Batista? He's the brains of the operation.

Morrison: I think he said he was going to take care of Melina's bag before she left

In the Women's Locker room...
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Batista: This is the big push I've been looking for! Good luck in your future endeavors...of finding a new gym bag HAHAHA!

Back in John Morrison's locker room....

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Morrison: Taking care of her bag?? Lets go get Punk I gotta see this

In the women's locker room...
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CM Punk: OHHHHH! That's a nice one! Stinks to high heaven
Morrison: CHRIST!

Later that day...
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Morrison: I'm tellin ya Vince, it was THIS BIG! I wish you had seen it.

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Vince: Way to go boys! We're a family here in The WWE

10-09-2008, 01:13 PM

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K-Fed: Dude what is this shit?

John: I dunno, Melina makes this drink for me every 28 days.

K-Fed: :roll::

10-09-2008, 02:09 PM

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Xero

10-09-2008, 02:10 PM

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brb g2p

Halbowsky

10-09-2008, 04:46 PM

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Ref: Johnny Cage wins. Fatality...(looks up at hand) all right, who snatched Scorpion's head out of my hand?

Halbowsky

10-09-2008, 04:50 PM

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Guten Tag hop hop
Guten Tag clop clop
Ach du lieber
Und oh boy!
Guten Tag clap clap
Guten Tag slap slap
Ach du lieber
Vat a joy!
Oh, ve essen und fressen
Und tanze und trinken
Tanzen und trinken
Until ve get stinkin!
Everybody!

KYR

10-09-2008, 07:50 PM

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Hemorrhoids can strike you at any time, even during a World Title match.

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Don't be caught out at an embarassing moment. Preparation H can relieve those nasty symptoms before they strike.