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Kalyx triaD

10-09-2008, 07:36 PM

Funky Fly

10-09-2008, 07:52 PM

Ridiculous yet awesome.

Big Fat Mike

10-09-2008, 07:59 PM

The music reminds me waaaay too much of Final Fantasy X-2. They need to change the soundtrack or ....no.
Otherwise lookin good.

U-Warrior

10-09-2008, 09:45 PM

Well the hair on her head is blond sooooooo what? She's attacking people with her enormous pubes?

Kalyx triaD

10-09-2008, 09:52 PM

No, her clothing is her hair. She's not wearing anything other than earrings.

Funky Fly

10-09-2008, 09:55 PM

And ankle guns. Can't forget ankle guns. Hot new style right thurr.

Kalyx triaD

10-09-2008, 11:50 PM

Some Shots:

http://xbox360media.ign.com/xbox360/image/article/917/917808/bayonetta-20081008093439756.jpg

http://xbox360media.ign.com/xbox360/image/article/917/917808/bayonetta-20081008093423756.jpg

http://xbox360media.ign.com/xbox360/image/article/917/917808/bayonetta-20081008093428193.jpg

I've been following the development of this game for a while now, not bringing it up here because it was nigh above vaporware having nearly no coverage since it was announced a long time ago. But now that there's some hard media I can divulge what I know now:

- Bayonetta is the creation of Hideki Kamiya, who created Devil May Cry (1, not any of the sequels). He also did Viewtiful Joe and Okami. He's making Bayonetta for two reasons; he feels nobody expanded on the groundwork laid out with DMC1 - including its own sequels (Burn!), and one of his team members merely wanted him to make another action game.
- Bayonetta is a witch who fights angels. She uses her guns (on hands and feet), but will have other weapons to dish pain with. Her hair-based powers allow her manifest things created from her hair, including that dog-beast at the end of the trailer.

It'll be interesting to see what the female gamer response to this game will be. She's an action capable chick with her game, but her presentation is almost completely fanservice. Anyway, I'm betting this game will come out swinging for a piece of the action genre pie, challenging DMC4, NG2, and eventually GoW3.

Fryza

10-09-2008, 11:55 PM

Reminds me of a bastard love child of Bullet Witch and Devil May Cry.

Meaning I will leave it alone and opt for something good instead.

Nowhere Man

10-11-2008, 07:51 AM

Oh, the Japan-ity!

Kalyx triaD

04-10-2009, 11:56 AM

DAMN iNATOR

04-10-2009, 03:59 PM

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This witch has some tricks up her sleeve. Cute how they adapted the Devil Bringer system with that whip.

I official petition for a Bayonetta/Devil May Cry crossover.

I dunno, kinda on the fence about this title. On the one hand the gameplay seems really cool, but on the other hand, it's like, what's with this concept of having more of her skin show as she loses more health? It just kind of seems like a cheap way to sucker people in to buying a game just for a semblance of nudity. I just hope it doesn't turn out like BMX XXX a few years ago...

.44 Magdalene

04-10-2009, 09:06 PM

All I know is that I'm totally fucking getting this game.

Kalyx triaD

04-11-2009, 10:08 AM

I dunno, kinda on the fence about this title. On the one hand the gameplay seems really cool, but on the other hand, it's like, what's with this concept of having more of her skin show as she loses more health? It just kind of seems like a cheap way to sucker people in to buying a game just for a semblance of nudity. I just hope it doesn't turn out like BMX XXX a few years ago...

You do realize the guy making this made Devil May Cry and Okami? That kind of pedigree goes out the window because the lead chick shows skin when she does certain moves? Explain this rational to me.

Kalyx triaD

05-13-2009, 06:28 PM

Inadequacy

05-13-2009, 11:05 PM

LOL at 10:30 when people try to come in the door.

Kalyx triaD

05-13-2009, 11:21 PM

...

Khuntry

05-14-2009, 01:07 AM

Wow, the Hand/Feet system sounds very interesting.

Kalyx triaD

05-14-2009, 01:15 AM

This game is gonna kick ass. And I love the idea of a developer breaking shit down like this, that's the kind of transparency I love to see.

And Hell yeah at Yuji Shim. doing the cutscenes. I marked out when his name came up. Marked out like a little girl. With the father of DMC working with modern DMC's presentation man, all I need to here is Shootie G doing music and I'm sold. Like Limited Edition sold.

Kalyx triaD

05-30-2009, 12:03 AM

Kalyx triaD

06-20-2009, 10:54 AM

Khuntry

06-20-2009, 11:12 AM

That shit is Fucking sick. I want a DMC/Bayonetta crossover.

Kalyx triaD

06-20-2009, 11:23 AM

SEGA has next to nothing now, they won't let Capcom share their new star, even if it means a badass crossover.

Kalyx triaD

07-27-2009, 06:24 AM

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Ice skates. ICE SKATES, PEOPLE!

Kalyx triaD

10-08-2009, 10:54 PM

If you have Jap accounts on your XB360 or PS3 you can play the demo of this game. RIGHT NOW

Kalyx triaD

10-31-2009, 08:43 PM

http://i36.tinypic.com/6nvazk.jpg

Jura

10-31-2009, 10:48 PM

Is that a real girl posing as Bayonetta or a life-like cgi model?

Kalyx triaD

10-31-2009, 11:48 PM

I... don't know...

Jura

11-01-2009, 01:21 AM

Looking at the face more closely I'm leaning towards CGI.

Khuntry

11-02-2009, 12:15 AM

http://i36.tinypic.com/6nvazk.jpg

WOW...

Fignuts

11-02-2009, 12:27 AM

They have naked ladies on the internet too, guys.

Kalyx triaD

11-02-2009, 02:20 AM

They have naked ladies on the internet too, guys.

What are you inferring? Just what. The fuck. Are you inferring?

For fuck sake, man.

Kalyx triaD

11-02-2009, 02:23 AM

Matter fact, don't answer that. Fuck off. Can't believe I dignified that post thus far. Anyway...

http://game-server-hosting.net/wp-content/uploads/2008/12/bayonetta-2.jpg

Kalyx triaD

11-08-2009, 03:51 AM

A bit late with this, but it looks great.

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Khuntry

11-23-2009, 01:22 PM

Demo drops Dec. 3

Kane Knight

11-23-2009, 04:18 PM

So who else has been unimpressed by this demo?

Seriously, unless you're just hitting puberty, I can't see much appeal.

BigDaddyCool

11-24-2009, 01:28 PM

This game is for faggots that have never touched a breast. (By faggots, I don't mea homosexuals, I mean nerds that waste their money on almost naked video games instead of just buying porn).

Fignuts

11-24-2009, 01:39 PM

Yeah, the developers are definitely trying to appeal to a certain demographic with all the partial nudity.

But you obviously have no idea what you're talking about if you think that's all the game is about.

BigDaddyCool

11-24-2009, 01:44 PM

Every fucking screen shot and video I seen of this keeps zooming in on her tits and pussy, and her hair is her clothes and comes off. Oh, and the gave her ankle guns to give her more of a reason to jump all around with her legs spread wide.

Plus the dialagol is nothing but double entendres. Don't give me that bullshit that this game isn't all about a cheap thrill.

BigDaddyCool

11-24-2009, 01:48 PM

Also, I have no problem with games having sexual overtones, and having nudity or sex. But if you are going to do it, just do it, don't be ashamed or try to cover it up by making "artistic."

Fignuts

11-24-2009, 01:52 PM

Definitely about cheap thrills, but more about over-the-top, devil may cry-style action cheap thrills, than the sex appeal.

If they wanted to just make a game that was all about the sex, they would have gotten a shitty developer to make it.

Point is, I agree with you that the sexual content is being targeted towards a certain sad, niche crowd that gets off on that shit, but it's still possible to play the game and enjoy it, even if you don't give a shit about cg boobs.

BigDaddyCool

11-24-2009, 02:18 PM

No it isn't. You should be ashamed of yourself for even thinking a game like that would be cool.

Fignuts

11-24-2009, 02:35 PM

Normally I would continue to discuss this, but I know you are a ridiculous person, so I will not.

Kane Knight

11-24-2009, 05:18 PM

No it isn't. You should be ashamed of yourself for even thinking a game like that would be cool.

Well, even the action's targeted at teenage boys, but I doubt it's impossible to enjoy it otherwise.

Though the action is kind of boring, and nowhere as fluid as people are claiming. What really seems to be selling people on this is sex and violence aimed at children.

Khuntry

11-24-2009, 11:46 PM

Wow... Have any of you even played the fucking demo yet? And to that BDC idiot, are you fucking serious dude? Do you have even the slightest idea of what you're talking about?

Kane Knight

11-24-2009, 11:51 PM

Wow... Have any of you even played the fucking demo yet? And to that BDC idiot, are you fucking serious dude? Do you have even the slightest idea of what you're talking about?

So who else has been unimpressed by this demo?

So no.

I'm not sure which is dumber...That thirteen year olds on GameFAQs use this argument, or that you, ostensibly an adult, though that it was good enough to use.

BigDaddyCool

11-25-2009, 11:19 AM

lol, I'm an idiot because I don't understand the finer points of dressing a video game woman in her own hair that she takes off to attack people with so you might see pixel nipples.

BigDaddyCool

11-25-2009, 11:20 AM

fucking admit that the strong selling point of the game is the chance of seeing her naked.

Fignuts

11-25-2009, 12:49 PM

For 13 year old boys, and adult shut ins, yeah. For everyone else the selling point is that it's being developed by the guy who made the first devil may cry.

BigDaddyCool

11-25-2009, 12:57 PM

:roll: Oh, it is being made by some guy that already made an ok game, so it derserves to be hyped all to shit. You people are a bunch of hero worshipping faggots.

Khuntry

11-25-2009, 01:05 PM

So no.

I'm not sure which is dumber...That thirteen year olds on GameFAQs use this argument, or that you, ostensibly an adult, though that it was good enough to use.

? Whats your point ?

Fignuts

11-25-2009, 01:07 PM

Devil May Cry was better than ok. And this game isn't being hyped to shit at all. I actually forgot about it for months until this thread was bumped by kalyx. And I'm not worshipping anything. I'm giving it a chance and not immediately dismissing it as softcore porn, because the developer made a game that I like.

Stop exaggerating what people are saying, like some big fat asshole.

BigDaddyCool

11-25-2009, 01:08 PM

Devil May Cry was better than ok. And this game isn't being hyped to shit at all. I actually forgot about it for months until this thread was bumped by kalyx. And I'm not worshipping anything. I'm giving it a chance and not immediately dismissing it as softcore porn, because the developer made a game that I like.

Stop exaggerating what people are saying, like some big fat asshole.

Quit pretending I'm not a big fat asshole. You opinions are as worthless as your dick.

Khuntry

11-25-2009, 01:10 PM

:roll: Oh, it is being made by some guy that already made an ok game, so it derserves to be hyped all to shit. You people are a bunch of hero worshipping faggots.

Your the loser here. And yeah it deserves to be hyped up, because if you had any sense you would know that Kamiya knows what he's doing. Unless stylish action games aren't your thing of course.

Fignuts

11-25-2009, 01:11 PM

Fine. You're a big fat asshole.

Khuntry

11-25-2009, 01:11 PM

Quit pretending I'm not a big fat asshole. You opinions are as worthless as your dick.

here we go..:(

BigDaddyCool

11-25-2009, 01:21 PM

Your the loser here. And yeah it deserves to be hyped up, because if you had any sense you would know that Kamiya knows what he's doing. Unless stylish action games aren't your thing of course.
That is a first, someone being a loser for not liking Jap crap video games
Fine. You're a big fat asshole.
Now you are getting it. Go get laid.
here we go..:(
You just now caught that?

LuigiD

11-25-2009, 01:27 PM

This game seems to pop up everywhere and I am really not impressed by the footage.

Kane Knight

11-25-2009, 03:52 PM

For 13 year old boys, and adult shut ins, the selling point is that it's being developed by the guy who made the first devil may cry.

Kane Knight

11-25-2009, 03:56 PM

:roll: Oh, it is being made by some guy that already made an ok game, so it derserves to be hyped all to shit. You people are a bunch of hero worshipping faggots.

Gamer culture fetishizes guys like him. It's not really surprising.

Fignuts

11-25-2009, 04:43 PM

I enjoy the taste of a black man's testicles.

Funky Fly

11-26-2009, 01:10 AM

Hey, you leave my balls out of this. Game looks fun, but looks can be deceiving. I'll see what's up on Dec 3.

Kalyx triaD

11-26-2009, 05:27 AM

Um...

Bayonetta is being crafted by Kayima, a badass developer who created Devil May Cry - basically creating the modern 3D 'Action' genre while he was at it. He left DMC to others and later found the action genre lacking without his input. He, by his own admission, decided to give the action genre a kick in the balls with Bayonetta. Will Bayonetta redefine action games? I think so. But I digress (however reluctantly), if you think Bayonetta is some T&A vehicle that has little else to offer... You're. Fucking. Crazy. And ignorant. Best be silent and do some research.

You don't have to like Bayonetta, as a concept, character, or game - but if you don't know the historical context behind the 'hype', GTFO.

jcmoorehead

11-26-2009, 04:18 PM

I can fully understand just why people think it's a T&A vehicle regardless of if the game is actually good. The game might be great and everything but I do feel it's not exactly a great way to go about things by crafting a main character that's naked for most of the game save for hair wrapped around her, it doesn't really make it look like it wants to be taken seriously or as anything but pure T&A.

Like I said it might be a great game, the score from Famitsu says it's worth checking out but I can see where some people are coming from when they think the games just being made to appeal to perverted shut ins.

Fryza

11-26-2009, 05:03 PM

Looks like Bullet Witch.

Fignuts

11-26-2009, 05:21 PM

I can fully understand just why people think it's a T&A vehicle regardless of if the game is actually good. The game might be great and everything but I do feel it's not exactly a great way to go about things by crafting a main character that's naked for most of the game save for hair wrapped around her, it doesn't really make it look like it wants to be taken seriously or as anything but pure T&A.

Like I said it might be a great game, the score from Famitsu says it's worth checking out but I can see where some people are coming from when they think the games just being made to appeal to perverted shut ins.

I think this is what most people are missing. It's not meant to be taken seriously. It is purposely over the top.

Khuntry

11-27-2009, 02:59 AM

I think this is what most people are missing. It's not meant to be taken seriously. It is purposely over the top.

Thank You..:yes:

BigDaddyCool

11-30-2009, 06:49 PM

I think this is what most people are missing. It's not meant to be taken seriously. It is purposely over the top.

The normal person wouldn't know it unless it is explained as such.

Kalyx triaD

12-01-2009, 02:21 PM

A gamer would.

BigDaddyCool

12-01-2009, 04:11 PM

Gamers are a bunch of fags.

Fignuts

12-01-2009, 04:12 PM

everything is a bunch of fags to you.

Kalyx triaD

12-01-2009, 04:22 PM

BigDaddyCool

12-01-2009, 05:55 PM

everything is a bunch of fags to you.

No...just gamers. You notice every time I use bunch of fags it is in the video game forum directed to people jerking off over a video game, be it boobonetta or call of duty.

Fignuts

12-01-2009, 06:44 PM

Wrestling fans are even worse, so who the fuck are you to judge?

Kalyx triaD

12-02-2009, 04:24 AM

Bayonetta doesn't have big boobs. She's actually pretty regular compared to the 'fictional' norm.

I take you didn't actually look at her any...

BDC I like you but you have to stop this blind hate shit, it makes you look silly.

Kalyx triaD

12-02-2009, 04:47 AM

One of Bayonetta's developers discusses 'fun' in a videogame. Good read if you're anything interested in game development. (http://blogs.ign.com/SEGA_Bayonetta/2009/12/01/133310/)

BigDaddyCool

12-02-2009, 09:55 AM

Wrestling fans are even worse, so who the fuck are you to judge?
Yeah, I know, why do you think I stay out of wrestling any more?
Bayonetta doesn't have big boobs. She's actually pretty regular compared to the 'fictional' norm.

I take you didn't actually look at her any...

BDC I like you but you have to stop this blind hate shit, it makes you look silly.

Never said she had big boobs. But looking at her again, looks like she is about a C or a D cup, those are big boobs, even if it is ungodly big like the genre norm.

Kalyx triaD

12-02-2009, 11:01 AM

Never said she had big boobs...

...be it boobonetta...

:| It certainly seemed like you were-

FORGET IT. Listen:

I just want you to know that if you feel I over analyze it's only because I respect you, and I want to be clear. I'm not one of those guys who can detect throw away comments, but I think rather lowly of people of do them in the wrong context. I guess what I'm saying is...

Be clear.

BigDaddyCool

12-02-2009, 11:28 AM

Calling it boobonetta doesn't mean she has big boobs, it just means the main feature of the game is her boobs, and the change to see it. I admit I've seen bigger more unrealistic boobs in other games, but not where you get to undress the girls...unless you count Lesiure Suit Larry.

BigDaddyCool

12-02-2009, 11:30 AM

Just admit the game's main selling point is tits, and I'll rent it.

Kalyx triaD

12-02-2009, 11:43 AM

Why would I do that? For one whether you play it or not does shit for my well being, and secondly I'd wager the "main selling point" is it being helmed by Devil May Cry creator, Kayima - who knows what the fuck he's doing.

But I'm concluding you can't tell the difference between Ninja Gaiden and Ninja Blade, or rather; a quality action game compared to 'a game with action in it'. So telling you the DMC creator is making this game means shit to you. And then there's your attitude toward it from the jump.

You see; a meteorology major can talk to a lay man about the weather, but it doesn't help if the normal guy starts with, "Fucking stupid, useless weather man gets nothing right. So what do you think next week will look like?"

That is not diplomatic if you know who your audience is. In this case coming into a thread about a certain game, looking at a trailer for a moment or two, forming an overly simplistic opinion of it and granting negative vibes on those who favor the game. Not cool.

And if you need to be persuaded one way or another, don't rent the game. Don't want somebody who'd enjoy it more missing out on a copy, ya know.

Fignuts

12-02-2009, 12:28 PM

Like I said, it's not the main selling point. Main selling point is the over the top action, ala heanly sword, devil may cry, and god of war.

Still, I've been agreeing with you the whole time that its still a major selling point towards a certain demographic, so I don't know why you're arguing with me.

My point is, myself, and a lot of other people would still want to play this, if the main charater wasn't a scantily clad female. The main character could be kane knight for all I care.

Well, as long as they ditch the whole hair as clothes thing anyway. ew.

Kalyx triaD

12-02-2009, 12:30 PM

Like I said, it's not the main selling point. Main selling point is the over the top action, ala heanly sword, devil may cry, and god of war.

Still, I've been agreeing with you the whole time that its still a major selling point towards a certain demographic, so I don't know why you're arguing with me.

My point is, myself, and a lot of other people would still want to play this, if the main charater wasn't a scantily clad female. The main character could be kane knight for all I care.

Well, as long as they ditch the whole hair as clothes thing anyway. ew.

You... talking to me? If so, I wasn't addressing you with the last post. If not, good point anyway.

Fignuts

12-02-2009, 12:31 PM

No.

Kalyx triaD

12-02-2009, 12:32 PM

The latter, then.

Playing DMC4 a lot these days. Feeling action packed.

BigDaddyCool

12-02-2009, 12:55 PM

Ninja Blade has a B in the title while Ninja Gaiden does not. I can't believe you are getting so butt hurt over a faggy game with hair covered tits.

Fignuts

12-02-2009, 12:57 PM

It's definitely causing me to lose sleep at night, yes.

BigDaddyCool

12-02-2009, 01:07 PM

Not you, I mean Kylax.

Kalyx triaD

12-02-2009, 01:08 PM

Ninja Blade has a B in the title while Ninja Gaiden does not. I can't believe you are getting so butt hurt over a faggy game with hair covered tits.

I meant gameplay wise.

And I don't know if you've heard, but I get Serious Business for everything I'm into now. It's my new policy since my return. This is a subject I feel passionate about, and while I held back in the past, these days I'll go all out. For years I've been accused of taking shit serious when I usually played it upper-casual, while reminding you guys that if I wanted to be elaborate - I could.

So after nearly quitting this spot for good, I figure I just keep posting and a) Really type what's on my mind no matter how long and drawn out it gets, b) Promote the idea that it's not that I take the message boards seriously, it's that I take my hobbies and subjects seriously and c) Not worry about people calling me on making things "Serious Business" (this has actually restrained me for a long time).

So yeah, call it 'getting butthurt' or whatever, but G figured it out since I came back. I suggest people come correct if they expect to be taken seriously in my arena. You came in here chatting, you should have been prepared for something like this anyway.

Or you could put me on ignore and call it a day, it's all on you, Josh.

BigDaddyCool

12-02-2009, 01:10 PM

Kylax, you are such a baby.

BigDaddyCool

12-02-2009, 01:12 PM

I meant gameplay wise.

And I don't know if you've heard, but I get Serious Business for everything I'm into now. It's my new policy since my return. This is a subject I feel passionate about, and while I held back in the past, these days I'll go all out. For years I've been accused of taking shit serious when I usually played it upper-casual, while reminding you guys that if I wanted to be elaborate - I could.

So after nearly quitting this spot for good, I figure I just keep posting and a) Really type what's on my mind no matter how long and drawn out it gets, b) Promote the idea that it's not that I take the message boards seriously, it's that I take my hobbies and subjects seriously and c) Not worry about people calling me on making things "Serious Business" (this has actually restrained me for a long time).

So yeah, call it 'getting butthurt' or whatever, but G figured it out since I came back. I suggest people come correct if they expect to be taken seriously in my arena. You came in here chatting, you should have been prepared for something like this anyway.

Or you could put me on ignore and call it a day, it's all on you, Josh.

also just lol. You know I'm completely just fucking with you. You are the one treating this as serious business. I'm just trolling.

Kalyx triaD

12-02-2009, 01:13 PM

Typical.

My points stand so... I guess you should rent the game or whatever.

BigDaddyCool

12-02-2009, 01:18 PM

No, I'm not going to rent the game, just some porn.

BigDaddyCool

12-02-2009, 01:19 PM

But you probably already down loaded the illegal pirated verision of hairy boob witch, didn't you?

Kalyx triaD

12-02-2009, 01:22 PM

also just lol. You know I'm completely just fucking with you. You are the one treating this as serious business. I'm just trolling.

Keep trolling, makes no difference. I have time today waiting on my ride to another ride to Miami. In my free time I write up to a page (single, 10font) of a story concept just to erase it if it doesn't meet my standards. I've written treatments that are three pages long single spaced.

I have time on my hands for this shit. Typing is not a taxing activity. It really isn't the indicator of emotional investment many of you make it out to be. So I just don't get how trolling has become a viable tactic, at the very least against somebody like me (or KK, or the other 'tight wads').

A joke fails if no one laughs. A joke bombs if somebody asks if you just told a joke at all.

I don't know if you're trolling anymore, why not stop and consider context in the future?

Kalyx triaD

12-02-2009, 01:23 PM

But you probably already down loaded the illegal pirated verision of hairy boob witch, didn't you?

Not my style. I think I covered this in another thread.

BigDaddyCool

12-02-2009, 01:24 PM

Not my style. I think I covered this in another thread.

Hense why I said it.

Kalyx triaD

12-02-2009, 01:30 PM

How very uninteresting.

BigDaddyCool

12-02-2009, 01:32 PM

That isn't what myspace girl said about my cock.

jcmoorehead

12-02-2009, 01:34 PM

So probably gonna download the demo of this when I get the chance just to see what it's like. Never played a DMC game except for a bit of 3, wasn't really overly fussed on it but I didn't really have much time to play it.

Kalyx triaD

12-02-2009, 02:07 PM

That isn't what myspace girl said about my cock.

I have no meaningful response to this.

But do you know why I can brush this off while I responded to your earlier posts?

Khuntry

12-03-2009, 11:47 AM

That Demo rocked! Can't wait for this to drop.

Kalyx triaD

12-03-2009, 10:50 PM

Damn, gotta check it out.

Jura

12-04-2009, 03:09 PM

http://cdn2.maxim.com/maxim/files/2009/10/09/choose-/sidney.jpg

http://www.maxim.com/gaming/bfg/85229/bayonetta-contest-winner-announced.html

BigDaddyCool

12-04-2009, 03:12 PM

http://cdn2.maxim.com/maxim/files/2009/10/09/choose-/sidney.jpg

http://www.maxim.com/gaming/bfg/85229/bayonetta-contest-winner-announced.html

Yeah, totally not all about t&a. It is about vagina.

Fignuts

12-04-2009, 03:15 PM

Is that Tina Fey?

Kalyx triaD

12-04-2009, 08:28 PM

Yeah, totally not all about t&a. It is about vagina.

It's a Maxim shoot, genius. That magazine is clear cut T&A. It's called cross promotion, where one facet of the source material is super imposed according to the media it's being promoted on.

If it was an add on SyFy, they'd focus on the witch angle. If it was G4, they'd stress the creator DMC created the game. In a soft-core mag, it's how 'hot' the title character is.

Now you can learn something here or ignore it.

RoXer

12-06-2009, 05:00 PM

Cuntx Triad

Kalyx triaD

12-06-2009, 05:09 PM

Doesn't work.

jcmoorehead

12-08-2009, 12:36 PM

Tried the demo of this last night, took a bit of getting used to especially on that first falling building/scenery level. Everything seemed to go just a touch too fast for my liking at first so I found myself a bit overwhelmed.

Aside from that I enjoyed it, was very stylish and once used to a lot of fun to play.

BigDaddyCool

12-08-2009, 12:38 PM

It's a Maxim shoot, genius. That magazine is clear cut T&A. It's called cross promotion, where one facet of the source material is super imposed according to the media it's being promoted on.

If it was an add on SyFy, they'd focus on the witch angle. If it was G4, they'd stress the creator DMC created the game. In a soft-core mag, it's how 'hot' the title character is.

Now you can learn something here or ignore it.

Whatever you have to tell yourself.

Kalyx triaD

12-08-2009, 12:56 PM

Why would I tell myself that?

BigDaddyCool

12-08-2009, 01:05 PM

Cause you are a big lady on your period.

Kalyx triaD

12-08-2009, 01:23 PM

Oh I see. Trolling.

Kalyx triaD

12-08-2009, 01:26 PM

Anyway, I still haven't played the demo yet. Gonna get on it today if I could. Write up some impressions later.

BigDaddyCool

12-08-2009, 01:29 PM

No one will care what you think about the game. Being that you have jerked youself off to it before even playing. So if you like it, people will just expect that from you, thus making your opinion moot. If you don't like it, well still no one will care.

Disturbed316

12-08-2009, 01:46 PM

Demo was alright, only thing that annoyed me was that I didn't know why i was doing what i was doing. Whats the back story behind all of it etc?

Kalyx triaD

12-08-2009, 01:50 PM

Demo was alright, only thing that annoyed me was that I didn't know why i was doing what i was doing. Whats the back story behind all of it etc?

Lead chick is a witch who kicks angel's asses. She lost her memories but she's apparently much older than she looks. She's from a sect of witches that represent one side of things (while another clan of witches represent the other).

Don't know much more than that off the top my head.

And like, everybody's played this but me. Damn.

Kalyx triaD

12-08-2009, 01:52 PM

No one will care what you think about the game. Being that you have jerked youself off to it before even playing. So if you like it, people will just expect that from you, thus making your opinion moot. If you don't like it, well still no one will care.

Dumbass, the second I write things only because people care is the second I become somebody like you. So enjoy my prose later on, it might wisen you up, sailor. :D

BigDaddyCool

12-08-2009, 04:10 PM

No one cares what I right.

BigDaddyCool

12-08-2009, 04:10 PM

Or write.

Kalyx triaD

12-08-2009, 04:21 PM

I care. I really try to care.

BigDaddyCool

12-08-2009, 04:22 PM

Well you shouldn't, you big lady who is on your period and out of tampons.

Kalyx triaD

12-08-2009, 04:26 PM

I won't then. Later.

LoDownM

12-08-2009, 05:04 PM

Wanted to talk about how this game was awesome like the first Devil May Cry after playing the demo, but seems I walked into a Kalyx BDC fag fest.

Kalyx triaD

12-08-2009, 05:55 PM

Don't let text stop you.

BigDaddyCool

12-09-2009, 01:16 PM

Wanted to talk about how this game was awesome like the first Devil May Cry after playing the demo, but seems I walked into a Kalyx BDC fag fest.

You're a fag for wanting to buy this game.

DAMN iNATOR

12-10-2009, 06:17 AM

It's a Maxim shoot, genius. That magazine is clear cut T&A. It's called cross promotion, where one facet of the source material is super imposed according to the media it's being promoted on.

If it was an add on SyFy, they'd focus on the witch angle. If it was G4, they'd stress the creator DMC created the game. In a soft-core mag, it's how 'hot' the title character is.

Now you can learn something here or ignore it.

Explains the Sarah Palin-look alike face...

BigDaddyCool

12-10-2009, 12:02 PM

Explains the Sarah Palin-look alike face...

hahahaha, fuck it does.

Kalyx triaD

12-10-2009, 10:21 PM

Played it.

Ya know after nearly a year since I read Kamiya's cocky stance about actions games lacking, and throwing his hat into the genre again to give it a kick in the ass, I was very interested in how he'd do this. Not as a gamer, but as an aspiring creator myself. What will he do that the Devil May Crys, God of Wars, and Ninja Gaidens haven't? Now I see that he adhered to a design philosophy that I'm gonna call, "Why not". For those who wanna avoid this sort of talk, the short answer is I fucking love the demo. There you go, leave. Now for my thoughts on what I think he did with the action genre.

I remember talking with Khuntri about the idea of slowing down environmental physics in games so you would be able to get the heroic thrill of moving about an active space. reference Cloud fighting Seph on falling debris in Advent Children. I believe the effect of dodging, catching up, and engaging moving objects that move slower than they would in real life would make you feel more powerful, faster. I was pleased to see a video showing Bayonetta fighting atop falling debris, and it seemed to echo my thoughts positively. I see there are a few moments where you will play on moving environments. This is kinetic and fucking awesome.

The controls are as responsive as any solid action game, but what impressed me was what I was doing. There's a lot of cute ideas on this game, many of which are advanced mechanics from the DMC series. While she may not have Dante's "Twosome Time" multi-directional shooting, her command move 'gun climax' is pretty wild. Sacrificing movement for gunfire barrage, you move the camera around circularly while she auto targets enemies. This was stylish, effective, and easy to do. DMC4 flirted with command moves (particularly with Nero), and I see they're making a big showing in actions games. Another sweet idea is with Bayonetta's guns equipped, you can add gunfire to her melee combos. It works like Dante's hand-to-hand weapons (Ifrit, Beowulf, Gilgamesh), where you hold a button during a combo. The guns add a nice spin to it.

That's the thing about the game I notice so far, Bayonetta's actions seem to follow the "Why not" model. Most action games are over the top, Bayonetta is out of control. I fancied myself a decent DMC player for the shit I put together, but it's gonna be a challenge showing off Bayonetta's combos. Her default weapons have many combos using various button commands of taps and holds, you have a lot to learn. And why not? Why stop at some number? I'll tell you right now, this bitch is broken. If it wasn't for a clever design decision for the enemies, I'm certain you'd have a hard time dying with her.

And that brings me to how they have their enemies work. Bayonetta has a dodge action that you can do anytime, anywhere. To make this relevant, PlatGames removed traditional hit stun from enemies, having them take damage while retaining attack animation. Perfect. So even if you're pulling a badass combo, the enemy can still slice ya, giving you good reason to use that dodge. By removing hit stun, the enemies seem more relentless, a positive for an action game. So with the guy you're attacking still able to hit you, and the surrounding enemies wanting a piece of you, your ass needs to dodge. It's stylish, effective, and easy to do. Why not?

You can use an enemy's weapon during battle. For some reason this is something most action games rarely do. The moves with the enemy weapons are few, but with what seems to be a deep move list, it's just a little more variety for battle. Why not?

This game does some slick things in gameplay that does a lot for the action genre, and Kamiya's delivering so far. I like the ideas that seem to refine many previous conventions from action games. Seeing more gameplay should be interesting, it's good to have a developer who's out to prove something.

Kalyx triaD

12-17-2009, 11:53 AM

BigDaddyCool

12-17-2009, 05:04 PM

So do you get to see her tits or not?

Kalyx triaD

12-17-2009, 05:19 PM

Nope.

BigDaddyCool

12-17-2009, 05:24 PM

PASS

Kalyx triaD

01-03-2010, 02:06 PM

5 hours of gameplay:

This game is awesome. The set pieces are pretty wild, lots of fighting on moving areas and during bullet-time. The combat is even deeper than I thought, and you'll hook up some mad combos with some practice and 'calm'. Normal difficulty is lacking, but there are spikes of difficulty that catches me off guard. Still, love to play hard mode eventually. There's some interesting challenges in this game.

Rather not have QTE in a game like this but at least it's kept to a minimum, and it's hard to imagine when it's about to happen. My advice is to keep ready during action scenes. Whereas with DMC I excel when locked on an enemy, this game works for me when I fight free form, locking on only after I cleared some foes.

Bayonetta as a character is ridiculous. Equal parts offensively sexist and endearingly empowering. I'd like to know how females react to her as a point of study. She seems to cater to the 'strip club stage front' crowd, posing for the tossed dollars of guys. And yet, you wouldn't hit on her for fear of your life. There's a boss battle where she let's loose with her 'summoned hair limbs' and it's a display of power beyond your devil triggers and God of War fatalities. After all the innuendo and posing, she's easily one of the most powerful female game characters presentation wise.

This is a well made game. I hope a sequel gets more cutscenes, the 3D panel things gets old quick.

Kalyx triaD

04-01-2010, 11:22 PM

BigDaddyCool

04-02-2010, 12:05 PM

You are stupid.