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KingofOldSchool
10-12-2008, 06:21 PM
CM Punk vs. Hornswoggle Stink-Off! A WWEKids.com Investigation!
Written: October 11, 2008

WWE Kids Magazine is investigating the stink war between Hornswoggle and CM Punk.

http://www.wwe.com/content/media/images/3883682/8309858


WWEKids.com – the online destination for the little Superfan in everyone – has uncovered the biggest rivalry in WWE! It’s CM Punk vs. Hornswoggle! And the question is: Who stinks worse?

One is a former World Heavyweight Champion. The other was the last to claim the Cruiserweight Championship. Both have terrible, terrible gas.

That’s the accusation CM Punk and Hornswoggle have leveled at each other in separate interviews on WWEKids.com.

In the exclusive hand-written interviews on WWEKids.com, CM Punk claims that he’s “grossed out” by “Hornswoggle’s terrible odor.” Hornswoggle, not to be outdone, complains about “CM Punk’s gas.”

WWEKids.com is investigating the matter.

“Hornswoggle’s everyday odor smells like my farts,” CM Punk tells WWEKids.com. “If you look at his face and clothing, you’ll see that he doesn’t wash. You can only imagine what’s brewing inside.”

“Punk is a horrible, despicable man,” Hornswoggle replies. “He’ll fart in the car and then lock the windows! I’m stuck in this box of butt bombs fighting for my life. He’s made me cry a few times.”

Last week’s launch of WWEKids.com coincides with the release of WWE Kids Magazine’s brand-new Nov/Dec issue — which features an exclusive contest offering WWE Kids readers the chance to design a mask Rey Mysterio will wear on TV!

A full investigation of the CM Punk vs. Hornswoggle Stink-Off will appear in the magazine’s upcoming holiday issue.

WWE Kids Magazine Nov/Dec issue is onsale now.

Check out the brand-new WWEKids.com.

http://www.wwe.com/magazine/articles/wwekidsstink

SammyG
10-12-2008, 06:44 PM
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thedamndest
10-12-2008, 06:47 PM
Jay Sherman: IT STIIIIINKS!

FourFifty
10-12-2008, 11:13 PM
Jay Sherman: IT STIIIIINKS!
:lol:

Kane Knight
10-13-2008, 12:59 PM
This is, quite possibly, the most hard hitting journalism WWE has been involved in.

Lord-Of-Darkness
10-13-2008, 01:08 PM
which features an exclusive contest offering WWE Kids readers the chance to design a mask Rey Mysterio will wear on TV!

And apparently WWE is Blue Peter or something all of a sudden

Kane Knight
10-13-2008, 08:37 PM
I think we have a clear winner, though. CM Punk outpooped DX at Survivor series...And you know what a stink they can make.

KingofOldSchool
10-13-2008, 08:43 PM
Actually that picture is a screen shot from the new Mortal Kombat like WWE fighting game.

Lord-Of-Darkness
10-14-2008, 07:40 AM
You mean they made a sequel to In Your House?