Official Raw is Jackass Thread (10-13-08): Bombtista shoots lasers out of his ass!

[KingofOldSchool]

So we get the epic confrontation of Khali/Knoxville.

Also on tap a rematch from last week with M. Hardy/Rey Maestro vs. The Big Red Wig Splitin' Machines.

And The In-Crowd/Jilliam vs. Cryme Tyme/Kelly Kelly Kelly

[Afterlife]

Stoked.

[Anybody Thrilla]

I think I'm actually going to be able to watch tonight. I think I've seen a combined one and a half hours of wrestling since August (well, I watched the last PPV too). I'm pretty excited, actually.

I don't have the internet at home though, so I won't be in this thread. I'll be here in spirit though!

[Afterlife]

Honestly, I think it'd be fun to have Khali tomahawk Knoxville, and then next week (Or Cyber Sunday) Knoxville returns and the whole Jackass crew bum rushes the giant. That has definite interest potential.

[Anybody Thrilla]

And when you say Knoxville, do you mean Johnny Knoxville? What happened?

[Afterlife]

You haven't heard? Knoxville interviewed Khali and asked if his dick was proportionally as huge as the rest of hium, Khali got offended and walked out.

[Afterlife]

I'm assuming his appearance tonight will be to "make peace", he'll say something that Khali "takes the wrong way" and a small storyline will come of it.

[Anybody Thrilla]

I seriously haven't been able to watch at all, and it's depressing. Why was Knoxville on Smackdown at all?

[Anybody Thrilla]

What if this all just turns into an angle where Khali is upset about his tiny penis?

[Innovator]

G-MEN are on, so RAW takes a backseat

[Innovator]

thank God for Tivo

[Afterlife]

I seriously haven't been able to watch at all, and it's depressing. Why was Knoxville on Smackdown at all?

No, Khali was on some show Knoxville runs.

[FourFifty]

The Hass Break Kid- Book it!

[ClockShot]

I got a bad feeling about this show tonight.

[FourFifty]

So who's Dolph Ziggler going to introduce himself to this we--------- nevermind.

[Corndad]

Im kinda looking forward to that 6 tag with In Crowd and Cryme Time

[KingofOldSchool]

Adamle looks pimp.

[ClockShot]

Wooooo. Adamle's back in charge.

[Fox]

What a great way to start RAW. With the champ baby.

[KingofOldSchool]

Jericho picks Cade
Bombitsta picks HBK

[KingofOldSchool]

Mickie is texting me

[Corndad]

How does Jamie Noble still get to hang out with Mickie?

[ClockShot]

Mike's upping his game by the week.

Gotta give the man credit.

[KingofOldSchool]

Jericho is power walking

[DaVe]

What happened at the start (as in... before Jericho came out)? Forgot about Raw starting.

[Fox]

YEAAAAHH AUSTIN

[KingofOldSchool]

IT WASN'T...MY...FAULT!

[Fox]

Why doesnt he have the belt damnit?

[KingofOldSchool]

Those damn hypocrites and their cellaphones!

[Fox]

Chris Jericho doesn't even OWN a cell phone!

[KingofOldSchool]

"HBK IS MY DAD"

I'm sure a lot of thought was put into that sign.

[ClockShot]

Bring out Orton!

[Fox]

Growly-voice Michaels

[Corndad]

*cue orton*

[Fox]

awesome

[KingofOldSchool]

OH NOEZ

Now Jericho will face Cade

[ClockShot]

Bats vs. HBK.

Will Ric Flair be brought up? Does Dave still hold a grudge? WE'LL FIND OUT TONIGHT!!!! :roll:

[Hanso Amore]

Not a very good start to the show IMO

[DaVe]

Tag-team match already?

[KingofOldSchool]

Bats vs. HBK.

Will Ric Flair be brought up? Does Dave still hold a grudge? WE'LL FIND OUT TONIGHT!!!! :roll:

Batista isn't a basketball, of course he holds grudges.

[Corndad]

Mysterio looked like a KKK member when he came out.

[ClockShot]

Those are lame choices for Rey vs. Kane.

[Corndad]

why is king surprised Knoxville is there lol

[jerichoholicninja]

red=Kane

[KingofOldSchool]

GOODBYE

[ClockShot]

Rey & Matt go down again.

[Hanso Amore]

Why does Rey rebound off the middle rope when he runs, but the top rope on irish whips? Why not top all the time?

Kane kicking Rey out of the sky is so great

[jerichoholicninja]

When are wrestlers going to learn. Don't put your head on the second rope against Mysterio.... I love how Kane just destroys Rey everytime he kicks him.

[FourFifty]

I am not a fan or Rey.

[KingofOldSchool]

You sure showed him Rey

[DaVe]

Haha, Kane has been destroying Rey recently. Has he lost a match/faceoff against him yet?

[KingofOldSchool]

BATISTA RESPECTS SHAWN!

[ClockShot]

Stocks rebound. JBL should be in a good mood.

[FourFifty]

That cyber sunday song made me want to play street fighter.

[KingofOldSchool]

Here comes bitchtits.

[Xerzes]

Hey look it's...whoever the fuck. No one cares.

[KingofOldSchool]

Yay another Bailout promo

[FourFifty]

Banks are NOT going to fail. AIG stock is down to around $2.50 and I plan on gettling a few hundred shares. It's a TRILLION dollar company, and I plan on buyin.h..


WHAT THE FUCK!!!!!!!!

[jerichoholicninja]

Haas Hogan!!!

[RawRocks]

HulkaHAAS

[ClockShot]

HAAS HOGAN IN THE HOUSE!

[FourFifty]

.....I so called this a few weeks ago.

[KingofOldSchool]

HAAS HOGAN!!!!

[Corndad]

HAHAHAHA HAAS HOGAN!

[FourFifty]

HASSAMANIA IS RUNNIN' WILD!!!!!!

[KingofOldSchool]

.....I so called this a few weeks ago.

Well it wasn't that hard to predict.

[FourFifty]

:rofl: Hogan got himself in shape!

[Corndad]

HAASAMANIA RUNS WILD!

[KingofOldSchool]

HAASAMANIA BROTHER!

[ClockShot]

LOL! And the weight belt to boot.

[Corndad]

Please let him Haas up lol

[KingofOldSchool]

HAASING UP!

[Loose Cannon]

I still get chills and childhood flashbacks every time Real American hits.

[FourFifty]

That was incredible.

[KingofOldSchool]

JBL killed Haasamania. :(

[DaVe]

LOL. Does Haas gain the strength, charisma, etc. from who he impersonates?

Well, guess not.

[ClockShot]

Awwwwwwwwwwww.

[Loose Cannon]

Hogan's 4th pinfall loss?

[FourFifty]

I still get chills and childhood flashbacks every time Real American hits.
Ditto

[Loose Cannon]

or is that 5

[Corndad]

Thats actually kinda funny

[Loose Cannon]

god Jackass is played out. it's not 2001 anymore

[Hanso Amore]

Midgets?

[ClockShot]

I hope that segment is over and done with real soon.

[KingofOldSchool]

...huh Hornswoggle will be here?

[Loose Cannon]

Chris Pontius is a shortie

[FourFifty]

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Is it me or does that guy look kinda like a younger stoner Jericho?

[FourFifty]

Freddy Blassis never spoke Karny :(

[KingofOldSchool]

Hahahah even though I heard it's an awesome game, Pure is already being clearanced at Target,

[Corndad]

... and more Cena.

[KingofOldSchool]

Ugh not another Cena promo

[Loose Cannon]

Drool over Cena time

[Loose Cannon]

lol, remember when these used to be Hunter's segments :lol:

[ClockShot]

ORTON!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[jerichoholicninja]

Cena so needs to come back pissed off at everyone and be heelish.

[DaVe]

I don't mind these type of Cena promos...

And haha, at them showing the One Night Stand crowd. That match was so awesome simply for the crowd.

[KingofOldSchool]

THE AGE OF ORTON

[Loose Cannon]

Orton seems like he gets more tatoos every week

[KingofOldSchool]

Thank God he's not Cena.

[FourFifty]

Yea, it'll be SCSA who is the ref. No doubt.

[KingofOldSchool]

I'm not voting, so I'm listening to you.

[Loose Cannon]

I hate these shitty fan interactive PPV's. Cause we get gay promos like Orton's right there

[DaVe]

Are they trying to encourage us to vote for Michaels? Well, actually, that's a silly question since obviously they are. Both Austin and Orton have to have their full last names typed in to vote for them, yet Shawn only requires 'HBK'.

Austin better win the vote.

[Loose Cannon]

it definately looks like they want HBK in there, which is weird because they have Austin as a choice. why put Austin?

[Loose Cannon]

CyberSunday: HBK vs Jericho

Referee Choices: Bret Hart, Bret Hart, Bret Hart

[KingofOldSchool]

Bombtista with the lasers outta his ass.

[Loose Cannon]

I still have a bunch of old WWE Magazines from the 90's.

[DaVe]

How come everything is happening in the first hour? What's going to happen in the second (and what about the main event?)?

[KingofOldSchool]

6 months ago

Batista: I'm not sorry, and I don't love you.

Today

Batista: I'm sorry, I respect you, but I need to win.

[Xerzes]

Shut the fuck up King.

[FourFifty]

And they mentioned Flair.

[jerichoholicninja]

do we know jericho's opponent yet?

[KingofOldSchool]

BAM NEELY IS HERE!

[RawRocks]

hey look its Fartsky!

[Loose Cannon]

this "Raw Theme" does not fit the "oh shit feeling" you get with the heels coming down. so out of place

[ClockShot]

Lumberjack match?

[FourFifty]

I NEED to see that movie.

[KingofOldSchool]

I want to see Mike Knox vs. Batista

[XL]

I have this horrible feeling that they are swerving us with Cena's return and he'll be Batista's choice for Jericho's opponent...especially as I figured HBK v Bats would be the Main Event.

[KingofOldSchool]

Did Burchill get a hair cut?

[Loose Cannon]

FIGURE FOUR LEGLOCK...SHADES OF GREG VALENTINE

[KingofOldSchool]

Oh yeah I loved the feud between Deuce and HBK

[jerichoholicninja]

"...not one friendly face out here." You are a genius king. A freaking genius.

[Loose Cannon]

lol Deuce sticks out like a soar thumb

[KingofOldSchool]

FIGURE FOUR LEGLOCK...SHADES OF GREG VALENTINE

BUT BATISTA HAS THE HAMMER JAMMER ON!!!

[Loose Cannon]

it's hillarious how Duece still has like part of the greaser gimmick. Part Greaser, part 90's jobber guy

[Loose Cannon]

I thought I just saw Bull Bucannon, but it was Tony Atlas

[KingofOldSchool]

Deuce and Chavo are trading jobbing philosophies...

[JT]

Heroes was fucking awesome tonight!

So...ummmm...what's going on for Raw?

[KingofOldSchool]

God this match is boring, the best part of this match is watching all of the future Hall of Famers around the ring.

[KingofOldSchool]

BOSSMAN SLAM!

[KingofOldSchool]

LOL Henry shoved Bam

[ClockShot]

Whoa. Is that Capt. Burchill sportin' that beard?

[Loose Cannon]

haha, I thought Bossman slam as well

[Afterlife]

This Lumberjack match is awful.

[KingofOldSchool]

Bam Neely vs. Mark Henry at Cyber Sunday...fans get to pick their blankets!

A) Care Bears
B) Hannah Montana
C) John Cena

[FourFifty]

I'm gonna watch that Kizarny promo a few more times during this match.

Between HBK dialing it in, and Dancin' Dave being himself, I'm playing Brainage 2 to make sure my brain doesn't melt.

[jerichoholicninja]

Was Orton out there the whole time?

[Corndad]

Double Countout in a Lumberjack match lol

[Loose Cannon]

come on Duece. get in there. get you some

[KingofOldSchool]

GET HIM HOBO KNOX, GET HIM!

[ClockShot]

*yawn*

[Hanso Amore]

LOL Knox is so fucking homeless.

[Loose Cannon]

GOLDBERG SPEAR SPEAR SPEAR SPEAR.

FANS WE'RE OUT OF TIME....GOODNIGHT.....HOGA

[KingofOldSchool]

Batista and HBK are going to hug and have manly sex.

[KingofOldSchool]

Of course those lumberjacks were ineffective, look who was out there.

Minus Orton, Knox, and Henry, those guys are worthless.

[Hanso Amore]

YAY THEY ARE FRIENDS!

[Loose Cannon]

Chris Jericho vs Arch Rival Dean Malenko

[Hanso Amore]

When is the last time enemies shook hands in respect in another area of life than wrestling?

[KingofOldSchool]

HBK is feeling happy in his pants right now.

[Loose Cannon]

how awesome would that be?

[KingofOldSchool]

Chris Jericho vs Arch Rival Dean Malenko

That's Stinko Malenko with Jo Jo Dillion as Special Guest Ref.

[Hanso Amore]

How has Kozlov gone this long with no storylines or feuds, and then is a world title contender. Has he even beat any non jobbers?

[Loose Cannon]

Kozlov is the WWE paying us back for Ludvig Borga.

[Vastardikai]

I told someone when the lumberjacks came out: "I'm calling it now: the heel lockerroom gets destroyed."

It sucks to be right.

[RawRocks]

Giants 14 Browns 17 - Half
Phillies 3 Dodgers 3 - Top 6th

[Vastardikai]

also, they're not trying to make us vote for Jeff, are they?

[KingofOldSchool]

SANTINO!

[Hanso Amore]

LOL Santino biting beth's arms.

[RawRocks]

Santino Marella and Beth Phoenix - Glammarella

[Loose Cannon]

lol @ Santino biting Beth's muscle

[XL]

I told someone when the lumberjacks came out: "I'm calling it now: the heel lockerroom gets destroyed."

It sucks to be right.
Especially if that applies to my thoughts on Jericho's opponent.

[FourFifty]

SONA MA GUN, BRING OUTA THE HONK-A-METER and Goldust.

[Loose Cannon]

I want to see the Honkameter

[RawRocks]

Rather see Goldust

[KingofOldSchool]

BREAK OUT THA HONK-A-METER!

[Loose Cannon]

The Savage face turn was so awesome. one of my favorite moments

[KingofOldSchool]

Only 55 more weeks!

[Savio]

lol Text "Honky"

[Loose Cannon]

"of all the times" :lol:

[FourFifty]

Santino's Promo > that last match

[Hanso Amore]

LOL Rodney the Piper!

[Loose Cannon]

lol cross dressers

[KingofOldSchool]

RODNEY THE PIPER

[Loose Cannon]

rofl

[ClockShot]

Where's Khali?

[KingofOldSchool]

I hope Beth beats up Cocksville

[jerichoholicninja]

Santino and Kahli need to team up

[FourFifty]

KILL HIM BETH, KILL HIM!!!!!!!!!

[Corndad]

Worst Slam possibly ever.

[KingofOldSchool]

YES!

AGAIN!

[Hanso Amore]

How fucking retarded

[RawRocks]

He said he wanted to see midgets - got his wish

[KingofOldSchool]

Worst Slam possibly ever.

Because that dumbass faggot douchebag deadweighted himself.

[ClockShot]

MOTHERFUCKER! I THOUGHT HE WAS GONE FOR GOOD!

[FourFifty]

That slam will be remembered for all times... on botchamania.

[Hanso Amore]

Not Big Dick Johnson!

[Corndad]

Oh no.

[Xerzes]

No, damnit. I want him dead.

[FourFifty]

BIG DICK IS HERE!!!!!!

[jerichoholicninja]

Who exactly is this Big Dick Johnson? Is he on the WWE payroll?

[Hanso Amore]

Is that billy guns underwear?

lol at partyboy

[FourFifty]

BOOGEN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[Corndad]

Boogyman? HAHA

[KingofOldSchool]

lol what

[Hanso Amore]

BOGEN!

[Loose Cannon]

BOOGEY WOOGEY TIME

[Theo Dious]

BOOGEN!

[ClockShot]

BOOGEYMAN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[DaVe]

...

What are we watching?

[RawRocks]

Boogeyman WTF

[jerichoholicninja]

Yes Boogeyman!!! Greatest segement ever!!!

[KingofOldSchool]

DA WORMZ

[Loose Cannon]

thank god for Boogey

[Hanso Amore]

Big Dick is a writer

[Corndad]

And here comes Khali.

[jerichoholicninja]

Now Kahli add insult to injury.

[ClockShot]

KHALI SMASH KNOXVILLE!

[KingofOldSchool]

YES!

HEAD VICE TIME!

[Theo Dious]

Because that dumbass faggot douchebag deadweighted himself.

Thank you, I though I was the only one that noticed.

[FourFifty]

Khali, please, if you love your fans, kill him.

[Hanso Amore]

Thank you, I though I was the only one that noticed.

Like he is trained to take a bumo or something

[KingofOldSchool]

YES!!!!

[jerichoholicninja]

For the total crapfest that was the last 7 minutes it was some of the most entertaining WWE TV I've seen in a while and it was all just to make Johnny Cocksville look bad.

[Hanso Amore]

Lol, so Jackass gets to plug their site, and the WWE beats them up for a bit?

[Vastardikai]

Chris Pontius eating worms... that's a normal day's work for him.

thank you Khali...

[KingofOldSchool]

Like he is trained to take a bumo or something

Then maybe he shouldn't be doing this, it's not fucking hard to take a god damn bodyslam, even fucking Karl Malone took a motherfucking proper bodyslam.

[Corndad]

Kelly Kelly... Yeah Yeah...

[FourFifty]

So between the dead weight and fucking up his landing, do you think they'll drop this?
If there is a god, the answer is yes.

[Lux]

Why does big dick johnson still have a job????

[KingofOldSchool]

Why does big dick johnson still have a job????

He's a writer.

[Hanso Amore]

Why was it dead weight? She had him up for like 10 seconds.

[Hanso Amore]

HERE COMES THE ABS!

[FourFifty]

Why does big dick johnson still have a job????

He's a writer.

[KingofOldSchool]

Will Morrison have glitter on his abs again?

[RawRocks]

oh God... Jillian with a mic

[KingofOldSchool]

lol yes!

[jerichoholicninja]

Morrison is actually cool. Miz is less than so. Jillian has large beasteses.

[Savio]

lol peanut butter and johnny

[KingofOldSchool]

PEANUT BUTTER AND JOHNNY

[ClockShot]

Let's get to the match.

[Hanso Amore]

WTF Jillian lol

[Hanso Amore]

Kelly Kelly is such a Mud Shark.

[Theo Dious]

I love Jillian and I want her locked in my basement for ease of access.

[Lux]

He's a writer.

This is starting to explain the WWE's storylines the past few years. :shifty:

[KingofOldSchool]

Why was it dead weight? She had him up for like 10 seconds.

Yes, Cockville just laid there and did nothing to help Beth with the slam.

[Lux]

Morrison is actually cool. Miz is less than so. Jillian has large beasteses.
If you didn't know Morrison was kewl you've not been watching wrestling for two years faggot!
I love Jillian and I want her locked in my basement for ease of access.

:love:

[FourFifty]

I say this every week- Kelly Kelly shows us something new every week.

[Hanso Amore]

Honestly, why do they spin like 4 times on the head scissors? How much momentum does one person carry?

[Savio]

Jillian looks ugly

[KingofOldSchool]

I say this every week- Kelly Kelly shows us something new every week.

And I show her something new every night. :naughty:

[KingofOldSchool]

Jericho's probably facing Punk.

[XL]

Dunno why anyone's suprised bout Knoxville deadweighting. Weren't WWE pissed off last time they used the Jackass clowns cos they didn't sell properly for Umaga.


I guess that's why they've been made to look pretty bad this time round.

[Hanso Amore]

Where do the chicks fit into this shit anyways? Like they were inserted for no real reason.

[RawRocks]

they need to end this feud

[KingofOldSchool]

REVERSE STO!

[Lux]

Kelly Kelly has nothing to offer but looks and even those aren't enough for me to continue paying her to keep her on the roster.

[Lux]

Jillian looks ugly

:lol:




Hes lying.

[RawRocks]

Come on Phillies! I cant stand the Dodgers... PHI 3 LAD 5 - Bot 6

[KingofOldSchool]

Jillians looks like she's had more botox than Cher.