Official Raw is Cybering This Sunday Thread (10-20-08): Some stuff will happen!

[KingofOldSchool]

Yeah there isn't a lick of info about the show tonight other than they will continue the build (or lack of) for Cyber Sunday.

[Innovator]

Probably not gonna get the Cybering Sunday

[KingofOldSchool]

A/S/L?

[Mystic.Tenshi]

I just have this feeling Raw is going to suck tonight, I wonder why?

[Corndad]

So no matches at all announced for tonight?

[KingofOldSchool]

So no matches at all announced for tonight?

Not that I've seen.

[DaVe]

So no matches at all announced for tonight?

Apparently, WWE.com has no preview of Raw... or even mention of Raw being on in 9 minutes.

[FourFifty]

Whassup Bitches!!!!!!!!!!!!

[ClockShot]

I'll be in and out. Broncos on MNF tonight.

[Corndad]

Yea just checked wwe.com and its all about smackdown? wow this could be really bad.

[Savio]

Its been bad for the past 6 years

[Savio]

Turnabout was fair play last Monday as Batista, like Chris Jericho had done the week before, made himself Special Guest Referee in Jericho's match against CM Punk. Which of these two will make the next move as Cyber Sunday approaches in two weeks? And who will the WWE Universe choose as the referee for their World Heavyweight Championship match: Randy Orton, Shawn Michaels or "Stone Cold" Steve Austin?

[KingofOldSchool]

Kelly Kelly Kelly opening Raw?!?!?!

[KingofOldSchool]

RAISE YOUR HANDS UP

[Corndad]

I miss Candice when she was at least a little bit attractive.

[Innovator]

CANDICE! AND THE CROWD GOES APATHETIC!!!

[FourFifty]

I'm.... conflicted. On one hand we have Kelly Kelly in there, but on the other hand we have Meltyface there also.

[ClockShot]

Kelly Kelly and Ugly Candice tag up again?

Gonna be a loooooooooong night.

[KingofOldSchool]

JOBBER DIVA TEAM

[KingofOldSchool]

I vote Mickie

[NeanderCarl]

whats so Cyber about a text message?

[ClockShot]

Whoa whoa. Voting went online finally. Or is it just for that one match?

[KingofOldSchool]

Candice as Marylin Monroe?

Poor girl is spinning in her grave.

[DaVe]

whats so Cyber about a text message?

Morrison made the same point. He thought it was better to call it 'Cellular Sunday'.

[KingofOldSchool]

Candice is mentoring Kelly?

I feel sorry for Kelly.

[ClockShot]

GOD DAMNIT DENVER!

[Innovator]

whats so Cyber about a text message?
yeah they need to change the name of hte PPV

[Innovator]

holy crap that was the worst spinning back kick ever

[Innovator]

ROCKER DROPPER

[ClockShot]

Whoa. Kelly kelly came to play again.

[KingofOldSchool]

Katie Lea is going as Ariel for Halloween

[KingofOldSchool]

That shrug by Punk sums up his entire WWE run.

[Innovator]

Chris Jericho, 265 lbs lighter

[Innovator]

That shrug by Punk sums up his entire WWE run.
I thought that was about Joe's TNA title run

[KingofOldSchool]

Boring Jericho coming up next.

[ClockShot]

So I wonder how the writers "killed" off Cade?

[Corndad]

someone f'ed up that graphic lol

[Innovator]

JeriCHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

[Innovator]

AHAHA, King fucked up

[KingofOldSchool]

I'm texting BRADEN WALKER to 4493

[Heyman]

Its been bad for the past 7 years

FIXED.

[KingofOldSchool]

Just do it!

[RawRocks]

ok someone shut up Y2J

[KingofOldSchool]

Blah blah you're all hypocrites blah blah

[Mooияakeя™]

20th? It's the 21st!... oh yeah. pfft.

How much is bats in that ref top stupidly funny for the wrong reasons.

[Mystic.Tenshi]

How come since the whole thing with shawn ended jericho is boring now?

[KingofOldSchool]

He's making a list for Disrespectful Clause

[ClockShot]

Where's Orton?

[KingofOldSchool]

TEXT ED HOCHULI TO 44993!

[FourFifty]

Kurt Angle may have won an olympic gold medal with a broken freakin' neck, but Braden Walker could do it with his hands on his hips.

[FourFifty]

TEXT CROSSRINE TO 44993!!!

[KingofOldSchool]

PUH-LEASE!

[FourFifty]

MUSIC FOR ADAMLE!!!!!!!

[KingofOldSchool]

MIKE ADAMLE!

[Corndad]

Adamle needs new music lol I thought they were gonna end the segment and go to commercial when that music came on lol

[KingofOldSchool]

COME ON!

[ClockShot]

Adamle with generic music.

[ClockShot]

ADAMLE ORIGINAL!

[KingofOldSchool]

ADAMLE ORIGINAL!

[Evil Vito]

<font color=goldenrod>LOL Adamle forgetting his lines

"In a gauntlet match!"

........

..."in a gauntlet match"
*Batista tries to keep from laughing*</font>

[Mooияakeя™]

I take it the brand extension is finished? Everyone is everywhere.

[RawRocks]

Apparently CM Punk and Kofi Kingston are a dynamic duo according to Michael Cole

[KingofOldSchool]

PUNK/COFFEE VS. IN CROWD

Time for Punk to take another Moonlight Drive.

[KingofOldSchool]

I take it the brand extension is finished? Everyone is everywhere.

ECW and Raw have the talent exchange now instead of ECW/Smackdown.

[KingofOldSchool]

HAAS-A-MANIA

[FourFifty]

Where's his Mamajuana Extreme jacket?

[KingofOldSchool]

Well at least the limo driver parked away from the barricade this week.

[Corndad]

Besmirches?? alright Regal.

[Mooияakeя™]

WHO THE FUCK IS THIS FAT FUCK TO SAY BESMIRCH?

FUCK OFF. GTFO.

[Corndad]

Im seeing Macho Haas one of these weeks

[FourFifty]

I'd mark out for Hasskind right about now.

[ClockShot]

STONE COLD STEVE HAASTIN!

[Corndad]

STONE COLD HAAS BABY!!

[FourFifty]

:rofl: Hasstin!!!!!!!

[ClockShot]

HAASTIN 3:16 MEANS I JUST IMPERSONATED YOU!

[KingofOldSchool]

CHARLIE AUSTIN!

Although he looks more like Charlie Venis.

[RawRocks]

Haas Cold

[DaVe]

Haha. Nice.

[Corndad]

HAASTIN!!!!

[Mooияakeя™]

HAHAHAHAHA.

Stone Cold Steve Haastin!!!! Surely!

p.s. stupid plug for cyber

[KingofOldSchool]

HAASTIN 3:16 SAYS I JUST JOBBED OUT!

[FourFifty]

WHAT!!!!!!!!!

[Corndad]

HAHAHAHA!

[RawRocks]

JBL is trying hard not to laugh too

[KingofOldSchool]

THESZ PRESS! FISTS OF FIRE!

[Corndad]

Hes gonna Haas a Mudhole and walk it dry!

[FourFifty]

After Raw I'm breaking out my SCSA dvd.

[KingofOldSchool]

BREAK OPEN A CAN OF THE ASSWHIP...STOMP A MUDPIE IN HIM!

[ClockShot]

Bummer. Haas gotta move on to someone else.

[KingofOldSchool]

That guy is texting his Cyber Sunday votes

[FourFifty]

Hasstin 3:16 says you just whipped my ass!

[FourFifty]

RANDOM KIZARNY PLUG!!!!!!
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[Corndad]

Mike Knox promo?

[Mooияakeя™]

lol Mike Knox is gonna pwn.

[KingofOldSchool]

MIKE KNOX

[FourFifty]

Kizarny > Knox

[KingofOldSchool]

Mike Knox > Rey Maestro

[RawRocks]

SHITSKY

[KingofOldSchool]

Rey is facing the killer of Kane's unborn baby!

[ClockShot]

Snitsky.....

[SammyG]

lol Rey

[KingofOldSchool]

It's a bittersweet Snitskony...

[SammyG]

I haven't watched for a while, is that a new tat on Rey? On the chest?

[FourFifty]

............................................Yea, this match is my bathroom break.

[KingofOldSchool]

Just imagine when Snitsky rubbed his crotch against the ropes like that and we had another William Regal peep show incident...

[Mooияakeя™]

Jobbing ftw.

[KingofOldSchool]

Punk jobs to Morrison for the 50239 time: NEXT!

[The Optimist]

Anyone notice that they ran a Mike Knox promo before a Snitsky match? Are they the same person now?

[The Optimist]

Oh, King. Pend-uh-lum.

[Mooияakeя™]

So Pendulum taking on the US now? Or have been around for sometime over there?

[KingofOldSchool]

Oh yeah those are some major stars!

[Innovator]

10 bucks says Morrison pins Punk

[The Optimist]

No one knows who Pendulum is in the US.

[Innovator]

OMG THE JONAS BROTHERS ARE FOR CENA

Yup, here comes the hate again

[Innovator]

Dammit, he got Turtle

[The Optimist]

God, he wears so many jerseys. I guess he has to be a homer for every city he visits.

[KingofOldSchool]

Bah fuck you D-Rays

[The Optimist]

Sox fan or just don't enjoy underdogs?

[DaVe]

10 bucks says Morrison pins Punk

Actually, I'd say Cryme Tyme interfere and screw over Morrison.

[KingofOldSchool]

10 bucks says Morrison pins Punk

I see you Morrison pins Punk and raise you for Miz distracting Punk leading to the Moonlight Drive.

[RawRocks]

okay i have seen enough of these two clowns

[Mooияakeя™]

No one knows who Pendulum is in the US.

Ah, that explains the use of that song then. Sick of hearing it tbh, and now it appears over there. They're decent, but they're a poor man's Prodigy tbh.

[KingofOldSchool]

Morrison's voice is always heard.

More street cred than K-Fed?

That's not hard.

[Innovator]

ARE YOU FIFTY?!

[KingofOldSchool]

ARE YOU FIFTY??

[Corndad]

Are you 50 LOL

[FourFifty]

Im not sure if I should laugh at "Are you 50?"

[The Optimist]

WWE always picks shitty-titty songs for their pay-per-views. I just asssumed it sucked before even hearing it.

[Innovator]

I see you Morrison pins Punk and raise you for Miz distracting Punk leading to the Moonlight Drive.
I see the distraction and raise you Punk almost hits the GTS, but Morrison elbows out before the distraction

[RawRocks]

From Ghana, its Kofi Kingston

[KingofOldSchool]

JAMAICAN ME A LATTE! WITH EXTRA WHIPPED KOFI!

[Loose Cannon]

lol, like the promo there by Miz/Morrison, but was the crowd muted or something? kind of awkward

[KingofOldSchool]

Kofi fought Morrison and Miz a lot in ECW????

[The Optimist]

I'm glad Mizzorison mocked Kofi's little hand sign. I never know what the fuck Kofi's doing with that.

[KingofOldSchool]

I see the distraction and raise you Punk almost hits the GTS, but Morrison elbows out before the distraction

I see the elbow and raise an attempted Moonlight Drive but reversed to an attempted GTS.

[KingofOldSchool]

COFFEE KINGSTON & CM PUNK = CHILDHOOD BFF'S

[Innovator]

Kofi has some ups

[KingofOldSchool]

Punk is a maverick and thus a favorite of Sarah Palin.

[Innovator]

I see the elbow and raise an attempted Moonlight Drive but reversed to an attempted GTS.
I see the attempted Moonlight Drive and raise you a knee in the corner followed by a countered bulldog into the attempted Moonlight Drive but reversed to an attempted GTS but Morrison elbows out and Miz distracts Punk leading to the Moonlight Drive and Morrison pins Punk

*takes deep breath*

[KingofOldSchool]

I see the attempted Moonlight Drive and raise you a knee in the corner followed by a countered bulldog into the attempted Moonlight Drive but reversed to an attempted GTS but Morrison elbows out and Miz distracts Punk leading to the Moonlight Drive and Morrison pins Punk

*takes deep breath*

MMMM GOOOLLDUST!

[The Optimist]

Uh-oh. Here come the piped in Punk cheers.

[KingofOldSchool]

According to Cole, Miz and Morrison were tag champs for like 3 months.

[RawRocks]

i thought the supposed bad guys were always supposed to be on the near side camera angle of the ring...

[The Optimist]

They were the longest reinging champs in recent memory after all.

[FourFifty]

MMMM GOOOLLDUST!

All due respect KoOS, but here's how it's done.


Gooooooooooolllllllduuuuuuuuuuusssssssssst!!! *chomp!*

[The Optimist]

Val Kilmer from Top Gun would be proud.

[ClockShot]

20-0 Pats at Halftime.

Broncos are god awful tonight.

[KingofOldSchool]

CM Punk pulled a Rick Martel!

[KingofOldSchool]

Victoria is going to be a banana?

[KingofOldSchool]

Wow we were both wrong...

[ClockShot]

Wow. How had Miz getting the win?

[Innovator]

....did Miz just pin Punk?

[Corndad]

Well Miz pinned him. Some one would have lost $10 there lol

[Innovator]

yeah they threw a curveball at us

[Innovator]

Gotta protect Kofi....riiiight

[KingofOldSchool]

....did Miz just pin Punk?

Miz is next in line for the World Title.

[Corndad]

Im guessin Kane Mark Henry and Maybe Khali as the 3?

[KingofOldSchool]

Gotta protect Kofi....riiiight

Remember a few weeks ago on ECW, they had to protect Kiddie Bourne and Ricky Frotiz.

[KingofOldSchool]

Survivor Series Main Event

Chris Jericho or Batista vs. The Miz for the World Title

[KingofOldSchool]

This Thursday night on Impact, Soma Joe jobs to Lance Rock.

[DaVe]

Im guessin Kane Mark Henry and Maybe Khali as the 3?

Kane reverts to jobbing for the 10th time in recent history?:(

[Gertner]

SANTIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIINO!

OMG this is fantastic.

[KingofOldSchool]

SANTINO AND DA HONK-A-METER!

IT'S RODNEY HONKY DUST!

[RawRocks]

WTF @ Santino

[ClockShot]

Alright. Who threw Santino into the gimmick blender?

[Corndad]

This should be greatness.

[FourFifty]

I love Santino!

[Gertner]

Piper's Paunch. Loved that joke when I heard Vince do it 4 years ago.

[Corndad]

Shattered Joe the Plumbers dream LOL

[KingofOldSchool]

OH NO YOU DIDN'T!

[KingofOldSchool]

JERRY STOOPID LAWLER

[Gertner]

lol Jerry Stupid Lawler. wtf Jason Priestley reference.

[KingofOldSchool]

lol who let Jim Duggan loose?

[RawRocks]

Hacksaw Jim Duggan

[Corndad]

Duggans gettin the Guitar

[ClockShot]

I thought Priceless ran him out.

[KingofOldSchool]

Duggan needs a hose down.

[FourFifty]

Next time the fans chant USA when Santino is in the ring he needs to say "That'sa cute, but do you know the other 23 letters?"

[KingofOldSchool]

lol poor Beth's eardrums are shattered.

[KingofOldSchool]

Duggan doesn't have DA HONK-A-METER!

[ClockShot]

God sake, just El Kabong him already and move on.

[KingofOldSchool]

lol no title belt for Doogan

[FourFifty]

BETH VS HACKSAW, BOOK IT!!!!!!!!!!

[Lux]

LOL, love santino.

[KingofOldSchool]

YES!

[FourFifty]

................wtf happened with his mouth?

[KingofOldSchool]

Santino got busted open

[ClockShot]

What the hell made him gush all that blood?

[FourFifty]

Love how he no sold that.

[KingofOldSchool]

800TH EPISODE CELEBRATION!

[SammyG]

Whoaaaaaaa Santino bleeding like a muhfucka

[KingofOldSchool]

What the hell made him gush all that blood?

Maybe a piece of the guitar cut his mouth?

[FourFifty]

What the hell made him gush all that blood?

I guess when he went El Kabong on Hackysack John Diggin a piece nailed him.

[KingofOldSchool]

Punk sliding out to the ring = WIN

[ClockShot]

BROOKLYN BROOKLYN!

[ClockShot]

27-0 Pats.

:nono:

[KingofOldSchool]

lol Cryme Tyme got jobbed down

[KingofOldSchool]

SAVE_US.RKO

[Lux]

God Bats is so annoying.

[DaVe]

Why do they always have to have a guy's entrance music play for 3/4 minutes through the ad break? We always lose a few minutes of ring time.

[Lux]

REGAL!

[ClockShot]

King Regal up first.

[HeartBreakMan2k]

This is the most retarded "Adamle original" ever.

[KingofOldSchool]

lol William Regal

[FourFifty]

I wanna bang Layla, and see Regal kill someone.
Maybe at the same time.

[KingofOldSchool]

YAY Layla

[Lux]

*sigh* saw that coming

[KingofOldSchool]

ROFL bye bye Regal

[ClockShot]

What the fuck? SLOW DOWN! There's 15 minutes to kill.

[KingofOldSchool]

ROFL Aahahah

[FourFifty]

SOMEBODYS GONNA GET THEY ASS LICKED!!!!!!

[KingofOldSchool]

SOMEBODY IS GONNA GET THEIR WIG SPLIT

[ClockShot]

Mizark's gonna hurt someone.

[FourFifty]

EAT 'EM UP! EAT 'EM UP! MAKE A SNACK! MAKE A SNACK!!!!

[KingofOldSchool]

KICK HIS ASS HENRY, HE CALLED YOU A NIGGER EARLIER!

[KingofOldSchool]

lol yes!

HENRY WINS!

[ClockShot]

LOL! Jericho got caught.

[KingofOldSchool]

HENRY BEAT THE WORLD HEAVYWEIGHT CHAMPION!

[KingofOldSchool]

BAH GAWD IT'S KANE!

[ClockShot]

Kane is the last man.

Meh. I think Adamle could have cooked up a better crew.

[Lux]

Kane, this should be good.

[DaVe]

Batista better not win against Kane.:mad:

[Lux]

Why can't Bats die of a stroke tonight?

[KingofOldSchool]

BOTCH!

[KingofOldSchool]

KANE BEATS THE WORLD HEAVYWEIGHT CHAMPION!

[FourFifty]

Why can't Bats die of a stroke tonight?

If that happens we'll get ANOTHER title run from Rey.

[DaVe]

For fuck's sake. Fuck's sake. Batista.

[KingofOldSchool]

Batista pulls yet another heel move!

[Lux]

If that happens we'll get ANOTHER title run from Rey.

I'd rather take that.

[Loose Cannon]

what the fuck was that? One huge blowjob for Batista from WWE?

[Innovator]

Lord knows Batista needs the ego stroke

[KingofOldSchool]

what the fuck was that? One huge blowjob for Batista from WWE?

You mess wit da bull, YOU GET DA HORNS!

[Lux]

If bats wins at Cyber Sunday then I will not tune into Raw until I know he lost the title. FACT!

[Dorkchop]

Main event was terrible. Santino's segment was the best part of Raw.

[Juan]

ROFL that segment with Hacksaw and Santino was GOLD!

[Juan]

I expect all of you motherfuckers that watched RAW to vote in the Match of the Night poll :mad: :mad:

[Lux]

I ain't voting bitch!

[Juan]

I'll make it worth your while....

[Lux]

Haha I voted before I wrote that, Ironically we both agreed that Evan and Chavo stole the show... er week.

[Juan]

:D