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Xerzes
10-23-2008, 09:05 PM
Hey it's on. Post and stuff. Velvet Sky has a sweet ass and Christy Hemme has a creepy face.
Rob
10-23-2008, 09:07 PM
Dont you dare knock Christy Hemme!!!

I haven't seen her in forever actually but I still love her.
Xerzes
10-23-2008, 09:13 PM
Millionaire's Club 2: Still shitty and lame.
HeartBreakMan2k
10-23-2008, 09:14 PM
Sting's character reminds me very, very much of Travolta's character in Swordfish.
HeartBreakMan2k
10-23-2008, 09:15 PM
Millionaire's Club 2: Still shitty and lame.

I actually like the angle, I liked the angle when they first tried it until WCW fucked it up. I liked it when TNA first tried it with SEX until they fucked that up, and I like it right now and am hopeful they don't fuck it up again.
KingofOldSchool
10-23-2008, 09:16 PM
M.E.M. feud M.O.M.

Main Event Mafia vs. Mid-Carders On a Mission
therocksays
10-23-2008, 09:17 PM
t n gay

i mean a
KingofOldSchool
10-23-2008, 09:20 PM
RESPECT!
RESPECT!
KingofOldSchool
10-23-2008, 09:20 PM
Booker T got fused with Coffee Kingston
KingofOldSchool
10-23-2008, 09:21 PM
JAMAICAN ME CRAZY!
KingofOldSchool
10-23-2008, 09:22 PM
Captain Charisma...IN HD!
KingofOldSchool
10-23-2008, 09:23 PM
Booker T > Lil Jon
KingofOldSchool
10-23-2008, 09:24 PM
RESPECT!
KingofOldSchool
10-23-2008, 09:25 PM
SERIOUZ BOOKER KINGSTON
KingofOldSchool
10-23-2008, 09:28 PM
TNA is stealing TEH CYBER SUNDAY concept
KingofOldSchool
10-23-2008, 09:28 PM
Abyss looks like he ate too much pizza.
KingofOldSchool
10-23-2008, 09:29 PM
Abyss needs PAIN
Xerzes
10-23-2008, 09:29 PM
Abyss should not talk. And the stipulation of making someone join your team if you beat them seems silly. If he loses that easily, why would you want them?
DarKCentaur
10-23-2008, 09:34 PM
I don't understand the concept of the Legends title. What makes it different from any other title? Do you have to be a "legend" to compete for it? Booker T. wasn't really clear
KingofOldSchool
10-23-2008, 09:38 PM
Yeah that was shit.
Destor
10-23-2008, 09:38 PM
The show has been pretty good so far. ROFL @ the Flying Fire Crotch Guillatine or however you spell that.
Xerzes
10-23-2008, 09:39 PM
Uh...wasn't that the title shot Jay Lethal earned on the last PPV? And he lost in two minutes or something?
KingofOldSchool
10-23-2008, 09:39 PM
So they wasted that damn Steel Aslyum match for a 3 minute throwaway TV match?
KingofOldSchool
10-23-2008, 09:40 PM
Soma Joe looks hungry.
HeartBreakMan2k
10-23-2008, 09:40 PM
I don't understand the concept of the Legends title. What makes it different from any other title? Do you have to be a "legend" to compete for it? Booker T. wasn't really clear

It's just Dibiase's million dollar title all over again. Booker is just using is as leverage to get Christian Cage into the M.E.M.
KingofOldSchool
10-23-2008, 09:45 PM
TNA Impact: All the moves...well except the ones they didn't have enough memory for.
KingofOldSchool
10-23-2008, 09:46 PM
Rhyno X-Division champion?

Please no.
Xerzes
10-23-2008, 09:53 PM
We're supposed to pay money to tell them which weapon to use in one spot or less in the match? ...why?
Xerzes
10-23-2008, 10:00 PM
...no, damnit. Too much lighter fluid. This is what went wrong last time and it took an eternity to put Abyss out.
Xerzes
10-23-2008, 10:02 PM
And then fire never even happens? What?
Xerzes
10-23-2008, 10:10 PM
Motor Shitty Machine Guns, huh? Yeah, figured that was his opinion.
DarKCentaur
10-23-2008, 11:09 PM
That was one hell of an annoucement :shifty:
Gertner
10-23-2008, 11:10 PM
Yes, Velvet Sky's ass is sweeeeet.
Vastardikai
10-23-2008, 11:20 PM
I still don't care about TNA...
Lux
10-23-2008, 11:47 PM
You apparently cared enough to post about it :roll:
St. Jimmy
10-24-2008, 12:20 AM
LOL Legends Championship? C'mon now. Also the Main Event Mafia. Jesus.
Mr. Nerfect
10-24-2008, 12:25 AM
Are they actually called the Main Event Mafia? Please tell me that is just KingofOldSchool's answer to "The Priceless Players." Oh fuck, that one is making me cringe all over again.
Xerzes
10-24-2008, 12:39 AM
Nope, Main Event Mafia. Because they're going to shoot up their school, or maybe produce some generic rap.

Hey, 1400.
Xero
10-24-2008, 12:40 AM
http://www.tnawrestling.com/content/view/1135/84/

TNA is paying me well, by the way.
Vastardikai
10-24-2008, 01:00 AM
You apparently cared enough to post about it :roll:

The only reason I actually watched TNA tonight was because I had already seen the episodes of House that were on USA (the two Euphoria episodes, btw).

I had almost forgotten why I didn't follow TNA. Then, after watching Impact, I got reminded as to why I didn't follow TNA. Noid could book TNA better. I have some E-Wrestling acquaintances (sp?) who can come up with something better than what I watched. Shit, I think if I had some oxycontin and mixed them with methamphetamines, I could book a show with that same amount of quality.

Who am I kidding? Me on drugs would be more coherent than TNA.
Lux
10-24-2008, 01:28 AM
Most people who watch TNA are on drugs..

:shifty:
Mr. Nerfect
10-24-2008, 02:03 AM
The concept of a TNA written by Paul Heyman almost makes my pants wet. It is enhanced by how bad the writing for TNA currently is.

So who exactly is in the Main Event Mafia? It seems logical that Sting and Kevin Nash would be in it, but are Booker T and Kurt Angle confirmed? Team 3D joining also makes a shit-load of sense. Sheik Abdul Bashir may not have been the biggest star in the WWE, but his current character just reeks of his Khosrow Daivari persona, and he was buddies with Angle in TNA -- will he join?

I know I am asking questions about the future, but the subtext of what I wanted to convey was this: Does TNA actually know the answers to those questions, and where exactly are they going with this angle; which actually could turn out pretty good.
Lux
10-24-2008, 03:12 AM
But its TNA so they won't. FACT!
Vastardikai
10-26-2008, 07:29 PM
The concept of a TNA written by Paul Heyman almost makes my pants wet. It is enhanced by how bad the writing for TNA currently is.

Fire Russo and Mantell and make Jarrett divest in TNA. that's the first two steps for TNA's healing. Step 3 is promote Cornette and have Heyman work with him. Hire someone decent for a filter.

So who exactly is in the Main Event Mafia? It seems logical that Sting and Kevin Nash would be in it, but are Booker T and Kurt Angle confirmed? Team 3D joining also makes a shit-load of sense. Sheik Abdul Bashir may not have been the biggest star in the WWE, but his current character just reeks of his Khosrow Daivari persona, and he was buddies with Angle in TNA -- will he join?

I know I am asking questions about the future, but the subtext of what I wanted to convey was this: Does TNA actually know the answers to those questions, and where exactly are they going with this angle; which actually could turn out pretty good.

I wouldn't be surprised if they drop the Main Event Mafia angle next week. This is TNA we're talking about...
Theo Dious
10-27-2008, 09:37 AM
TNA Impact! Live from who gives a shit

Wait, TNA is live now?
Innovator
10-27-2008, 09:54 AM
STING YOU ARE A FUCKING HEEL STOP SLAPPING HANDS WITH FANS

that is all
Vastardikai
10-27-2008, 10:33 PM
Sting long ago forgot how to be a heel.

That's why I say that Russo shouldn't waste his time trying to make him one.