Official Raw is SAVED Thread (10-27-08): Walking Alone Inside a Pit of Danger

[KingofOldSchool]

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Confirmed for tonight:

Kid vs. Masked Kid aka Evan Bourne vs. Rey Mysterio

World Tag Titles: The Not As Good As Our Fathers Duo vs. Coffee Punk

TEH SERIOUS HEELS (Jericho and Bitchtits) vs. LOL, K WE LUV EACH OTHER NOW (Batista & HBK)

[Juan]

Evan Bourne vs. Rey Mysterio? :eek: That should be awesome.

[St. Jimmy]

They shouldn't allow children to fight. That's against child labor laws.

[Ninti the Mad]

Any RAW with JBL in it is autofail.

[Xerzes]

Three matches advertised, and the only one sounding at all appealing has been on Raw several times over the last month. Feh.

[Juan]

Three matches advertised, and the only one sounding at all appealing has been on Raw several times over the last month. Feh.

Bourne/Mysterio should be good also, X.

[ClockShot]

Sounds like a lackluster night. But there have been worse post PPV raws.

[KingofOldSchool]

Hmmmm...

Mysterio/Bourne no contest when Kane kills both of them.
Priceless over Coffee Punk thanks to Manu distraction.
JBL/Jericho over Batista Kid

[KingofOldSchool]

BATISTA BOMB SIGN!

[FourFifty]

I love House. I need to watch this show more often.


Oh, and WHAT'S UP BITCHES!!!!!!!!??????????!!!!!!!!!!

[KingofOldSchool]

I love House. I need to watch this show more often.


Oh, and WHAT'S UP BITCHES!!!!!!!!??????????!!!!!!!!!!

Dr. Gregory House is my idol.

[KingofOldSchool]

Special Delivery to Wrestling Heaven.

[Innovator]

How will Punk job tonight?

[FourFifty]

BAH GAWD STUNNER!!!!!

[ClockShot]

Holy clusterfuck, Batman!

[KingofOldSchool]

A recap of the greatest night in WWE History to happen this month.

[KingofOldSchool]

How will Punk job tonight?

Manu distraction leading to the Million Dollar Legsweep.

[Corndad]

Evening fellas.

[SuperSlim]

WWE Raw has officially been Slimminized

[RawRocks]

Best part of Cyber Sunday - Santino vs the 80's and 90's

[owenbrown]

STRIP KONAMI CODETISTA OF THE WCW TITLE!

[KingofOldSchool]

SERIOUS NO MUSIC JERICHO

[FourFifty]

GO JERICHO GO! GO JERICHO GO! GO JERICHO GO!!!!!!!

[Innovator]

OMG HE SAID SCREWJOB

[NeanderCarl]

eeeeeeeeeeeeeevenin', all.

[Mystic.Tenshi]

Whine Jericho Whine

[SuperSlim]

Jerichooooooo... this Raw is gonna be gay

[Ninti the Mad]

Dont know if it was in the PPV thread but I loved that sign that said Vote Obama or Cena wins.

[Corndad]

Adamle baby

[FourFifty]

Adamle NEEDS his own music.

[Innovator]

Adamle is horrible

[KingofOldSchool]

So is every World Heavyweight Title re-match clause is going to be invoked in a cage match?

[Innovator]

OH WAHT THE FUCK ORTON

[FourFifty]

Orton's music might be the highlight of watching Orton go down to the ring. I don't mark for Orton, I mark for his music.

[SuperSlim]

Ortonnnnn, Adamle is gettin decent

[Loose Cannon]

one superstar after another. does this happen every single week? seriously

[Mystic.Tenshi]

Randy!!

[Corndad]

Orton Austin at Mania

[SuperSlim]

I do like Orton's theme

[Innovator]

Fire Adamle, smartest thing Orton has ever said

[FourFifty]

...................I FUCKING LOVE THIS PROMO!!!!!!!!!!!

[ClockShot]

ORTON!

[FourFifty]

Who are they chanting that to?

[KingofOldSchool]

Orton just got personal!

[Loose Cannon]

good promo by Orton. this Admale guy is terrible.

[SuperSlim]

so when is Orton gonna wrestle again?

[KingofOldSchool]

Punk: Don't worry Kofi, I'll take the pinfall again.

[NeanderCarl]

the seeds of Adamle's in ring debut kicking in there

[Evil Vito]

<font color=goldenrod>Looks like the rumors of Adamle wrestling will come true</font>

[ClockShot]

No way Cena could survive the fall from the Titantron.

[SuperSlim]

Why must the former world champ take the pinfall again?

[SuperSlim]

and I still can't find what is so interesting and cool about Coffee Kingston yet

[Afterlife]

Adamle just got better inmy book. Because I dislike Orton.

[FourFifty]

I still think that Kofi could have been the best thing to happen to the IC title in a while.
And the IC title could have been the best thing to happen to Kofi.

I like Santino as a comedy act, but not a champ. If he wasn't so damn funny I'd hate him with the IC title.

[Loose Cannon]

and I still can't find what is so interesting and cool about Coffee Kingston yet

yea, nothing

[NeanderCarl]

There he is. CM Punk, the promotional face of Cyber Sunday who didn't even get voted into a match on the show, the fans care so much about seeing him get his revenge for having lost some midcard title nobody cares ab.... oh, no, wait, the World championship, wasn't it?

So did bad booking kill Punk dead in the water to the point he's in freefall right now, or do the fans just not really care about the dude?

[SuperSlim]

Kofi and Cody... meh

[Juan]

Punk was getting huge pops as WHC, the booking was just... not so good.

[NeanderCarl]

Nah I like Kofi B. Ware. He's fun, and different. It's nice to see a new face with a bit of a personality, and not just wheeled out to generic rock music with nothing to offer but a pair of tights and a name.

Seriously, all these guys get wheeled out nowadays and all we know about them is their NAME. How are you supposed to get worked up about a guy with trunks and a NAME? How is "some dude called Bob" going to ever get over?

Kofi is the antidote to that crap.

[Xerzes]

I sure wish Punk would ever get another chance at a world title. But until/unless he pisses somebody off and ends up back in TNA or ROH, it will not happen.

[FourFifty]

WOOOOOOO! I LOVE YOU JODIE FOSTER!!!!!!

[Afterlife]

Kofi doea have a unique persona, and that's before he even gets extended interview/promo time. Not to mantion, the unique personal style. But, yeah, sure, let's just stick with "Kofi is nothing different".

[SuperSlim]

Kofi does have a different look and attitude about him so he does stand out, but... that's it. Nothing much more to him.

[KingofOldSchool]

There he is. CM Punk, the promotional face of Cyber Sunday who didn't even get voted into a match on the show, the fans care so much about seeing him get his revenge for having lost some midcard title nobody cares ab.... oh, no, wait, the World championship, wasn't it?

So did bad booking kill Punk dead in the water to the point he's in freefall right now, or do the fans just not really care about the dude?

I still think Priceless brought Coffee Punk down in the terms of voting.

[Afterlife]

Kofi does have a different look and attitude about him so he does stand out, but... that's it. Nothing much more to him.

So, that's somehow "not enough"?

[Innovator]

I still think Priceless brought Coffee Punk down in the terms of voting.
What about not getting TV time?

[FourFifty]

I think it's that time again...............
RANDOM PROMO!!!!!!!!!!!!
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I shall be the master of the non sequitur.

[SuperSlim]

So, that's somehow "not enough"?

well Boogeyman has a different look and attitude about him... doesn't mean we all need to jump on his boat too

[Loose Cannon]

nah, not enough Afterlife.

[RawRocks]

Okay Michael Cole this is two telecasts in a row now.. why the fuck is Java Brew and Pepsi Can a dynamic duo?

[KingofOldSchool]

And here comes the finish I predicted...Manu distracts Punk leading to the Million Dollar Legsweep

[Corndad]

title change?

[Innovator]

PUNK DIDNT JOB!!!!!

oh and he won the tag belts...cool

[KingofOldSchool]

YEEESSSSS

[ClockShot]

Oh me, oh my.

[FourFifty]

Gotta admit, how Ted sold his own move was pretty sick.

[Xerzes]

Uh...huh. Well, as long as the feud continues, I don't think Priceless really lose anything by this.

[Corndad]

wow didnt see that one coming

[owenbrown]

THEY WON THE TAG TITLE?! :eek:

[DaVe]

Entertaining match. And Punk is clearly still over.

[SuperSlim]

Rhodes and DiBiasie just can't hold on to those belts at all

[Ninti the Mad]

Very entertaining finish

[KingofOldSchool]

Punk wins....and so does Kofi.

[Loose Cannon]

another team thrown together in 2 weeks has won the belts

[RawRocks]

bad title change WWE .. bad bad bad title change!

[KingofOldSchool]

Coffee Punk WINS DA BAH GAWD TITLES!

[KingofOldSchool]

another team thrown together in 2 weeks has won the belts

More like a month and a half, but whatever I suppose.

[ClockShot]

Well. I'm definately gonna pass survivor series if Cena is gonna come back.

[FourFifty]

......................AC/DC and John Cena?
All you need is the movie Peral Harbor and you have the trifecta of suck.

[Innovator]

Guess now Priceless can start sucking up to Orton

[Afterlife]

well Boogeyman has a different look and attitude about him... doesn't mean we all need to jump on his boat too

Which would matter, if Boogeyman was a wrestler.

[SuperSlim]

thing is... I don't care for Kofi. My opinion. If you like him and stuff good for you. Not my cup of tea... get over it.

[Afterlife]

nah, not enough Afterlife.

For...no real reason.

[KingofOldSchool]

They should just rename the Survivor Series, to the Cena Series.

[Afterlife]

thing is... I don't care for Kofi. My opinion. If you like him and stuff good for you. Not my cup of tea... get over it.

No one is judging your opinion, so you can relax. I'm saying that forming an opinion on nothing is pretty silly. And that's a fact.

[KingofOldSchool]

PIPER!

[Xerzes]

Uh..didn't we do this a couple months ago and it was depressing and terrible?

Edit: Meant Piper for that bit. And I'm sad that Goldust is a fatty. I think he's actually gained weight since TNA.

[FourFifty]

FUCK YEA!!!!!!

[KingofOldSchool]

GOLDUST!

[Corndad]

Goldy baby

[ClockShot]

Piper commentating.

Goldust.

I guess Santino is next.

[Loose Cannon]

lol Afterlife, you're such a tard.

[KingofOldSchool]

The Honky Donkey Man!

[SuperSlim]

On nothing? Oh sorry I didn't bother to take the time to inform you of all the reasons I don't care for Kofi. I'll remember next time to explain it clearly to you why I don't like some wrestler that you do so everything will be okay and won't be deemed silly.

[RawRocks]

again, this was the best part of Cyber Sunday

[FourFifty]

........Wow, Goldust got fat..........

[FourFifty]

UNLEASH THE HONK-A-METER!!!!!!!

[KingofOldSchool]

DA HONK-A-METER!

[Loose Cannon]

Honky still looks good.

[ClockShot]

He got a long way to go, and a short time to get there.

[KingofOldSchool]

LOL Santino

[Ninti the Mad]

ROFL thats what happens when you do drugs when you are pregnant

[Corndad]

OH GOD NO LOL HAAS!!!

[Ninti the Mad]

HASS PHOENIX HAHAHAHAHAHAH

[Innovator]

HAASAZON

[Xerzes]

Oh, wow.

[ClockShot]

Chuck Phoenix?

[FourFifty]

ROFLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[KingofOldSchool]

CHARLIE PHOENIX!!!

[SuperSlim]

haha... Haas has crossed over :P

Now Haas is good

[DaVe]

LOL, perfect.

[Corndad]

Greatest Segment Ever.

[KingofOldSchool]

Goldust doesn't like cross dressers.

[RawRocks]

OH
MY
GOD

[Gertner]

lol jesus christ Charlie Haas is bloody awesome.

[Afterlife]

THis is the greatest segment match of all time.

[ClockShot]

This looks like a job for ELLLLLLL KABONG!

[KingofOldSchool]

Mickie, Kelly, and Meltyface!

[Corndad]

Honkey did an independent show in my town couple monthes ago and had a mullet. glad he got rid of that just doesn't go with the gimmick lol

[KingofOldSchool]

Another Mike Knox Raw promo.

AWESOME

Knox = Ratings

[FourFifty]

I thought Knox went to TNA or something....



Wait, that was Matt Morgan.

[Xerzes]

Wait, Knox is on Raw now?

[SuperSlim]

Knox is like Snitsky V.2

big guy that they try to build into something but then it goes pfft and fails and he becomes just another jobber... again.

[Afterlife]

On nothing? Oh sorry I didn't bother to take the time to inform you of all the reasons I don't care for Kofi. I'll remember next time to explain it clearly to you why I don't like some wrestler that you do so everything will be okay and won't be deemed silly.

Again, feel free to relax.

[KingofOldSchool]

I thought Knox went to TNA or something....



Wait, that was Matt Morgan.

.....they look nothing alike.

[Johnny Vegas]

Rey v. Bourne = MOTD (Match of the Decade)

[KingofOldSchool]

Knox is like Snitsky V.2

big guy that they try to build into something but then it goes pfft and fails and he becomes just another jobber... again.

But see Knox actually has a unique look, as long as they don't make him shave off all of his body hair.

And Knox is actually pretty decent in the ring.

[SuperSlim]

Again, feel free to relax.

I'm just elaborating on your irrationality to accept that I don't care for Kofi without stating my reasons as to why.

[Xerzes]

But see Knox actually has a unique look, as long as they don't make him shave off all of his body hair.

And Knox is actually pretty decent in the ring.

I liked Snitsky's goatee.

[Afterlife]

I still say Knox should wear jeans, work boots and a flannel shirt during his matches. The man is clearly a lumberjack.

[SuperSlim]

But see Knox actually has a unique look, as long as they don't make him shave off all of his body hair.

And Knox is actually pretty decent in the ring.

hmm that's true.

[FourFifty]

.....they look nothing alike.

I didn't say they look alike. All I see are two dime a dozen big guys that I couldn't care less about.

[ClockShot]

I don't wanna welcome Batista.

[Afterlife]

I'm just elaborating on your irrationality to accept that I don't care for Kofi without stating my reasons as to why.

So, you can elaborate (or more like "overstate") that you don't like him, but feel threatened when I ask you why?

[SuperSlim]

I officially dislike Batista. He does nothing for the title.

[KingofOldSchool]

hmm that's true.

Annnnd he's a decent promo guy.

[KingofOldSchool]

BATISTA BOMB!

[FourFifty]

SAVE_US.KIZARNY!!!!!
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[owenbrown]

AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA CHARLIE HAAS! :rofl:

[Innovator]

I think 15% of my dislike for Batista comes from Michael Cole, everytime he says Animal

[SuperSlim]

So, you can elaborate (or more like "overstate") that you don't like him, but feel threatened when I ask you why?

I didn't feel like at the time elaborating why I don't care for him. I just don't care for him.

[KingofOldSchool]

Two Batista Bomb signs!

[Corndad]

JBL interuption in... how many mins?

[KingofOldSchool]

Batista crawled through the Pit of Danger to get back the title.

[SuperSlim]

Annnnd he's a decent promo guy.

at times he is

[KingofOldSchool]

JBL interuption in... how many mins?

THHHRRRREEEE Minutes!

[KingofOldSchool]

at times he is

Better than guys like Shelton Benjamin, Evan Bourne, and Rey Mysterio.

[Loose Cannon]

lol, WWE Universe was right there with me. Dave Batista promo circa 1995

[Corndad]

They need to turn him Heel

[NeanderCarl]

Is Yosemite Knox on Raw now?

[ClockShot]

What I would give to have Edge get out of hell and show up on RAW and take that belt.

[Afterlife]

I didn't feel like at the time elaborating why I don't care for him. I just don't care for him.

Whatever you say, Slim.

[Corndad]

Oh Mickie! Candice get out of the picture your ruining it for me seriously man.

[owenbrown]

UP UP DOWN DOWN LEFT RIGHT LEFT RIGHT B A START IS HERE :roll:

[SuperSlim]

Better than guys like Shelton Benjamin, Evan Bourne, and Rey Mysterio.

I don't even remember a Bourne promo... but Benjamin needs lots of work and I don't like Rey... so yeah true again.

[KingofOldSchool]

LOL Umanga semi-trailer!

And why are the Mickie James trio walking in a parking garage?

[KingofOldSchool]

So are steel cages encouraged?

[KingofOldSchool]

You know what I'd mark for?

If Boogeyman pops out of the casket.

[SuperSlim]

They need to turn him Heel

heel Bats would be slightly better if he is given a good feud... someone that can carry him to a good match... but Trips is on SD! so who is left?

[FourFifty]

Smoke or beat your wife.... Classic!

[Loose Cannon]

NY JETS :love:

[Xerzes]

Holy crap Zbyszko with hair.

[FourFifty]

TAKE YO PANTS OFF!!!! TAKE YO PANTS OFF!!!!!

[KingofOldSchool]

Kelly Kelly Kelly

Meltyface

[SuperSlim]

whyyyyy Kelly Kelly whyyy? give us actual divas that can wrestle. There are enough on the roster that we don't need Kelly or Candice or those other models turned "entertainers"

[Evil Vito]

<font color=goldenrod>Shea Stadium</font> :heart: :(

[KingofOldSchool]

MICKIE!

[FourFifty]

I want to stick my junk in Mickie's 4th hole that can only be seen at an angle.

[NeanderCarl]

Holy crap Zbyszko with REAL hair.

[ClockShot]

whyyyyy Kelly Kelly whyyy? give us actual divas that can wrestle. There are enough on the roster that we don't need Kelly or Candice or those other models turned "entertainers"

Kelly can actually hold her own.

[FourFifty]

Then again I can say that about everyone.... 'cept Meltyface.

[KingofOldSchool]

The Jobber Divas vs. The Mickie James Trio

[NeanderCarl]

I want to stick my junk in Mickie's 4th hole that can only be seen at an angle.

Her nostril?? :nono:

[KingofOldSchool]

That was interesting.

[FourFifty]

Her nostril?? :nono:

I think it's behind her knee... you'd know that if you watched more Family Guy.

[ClockShot]

Have my eyes gone bad, or does Katie got some new ring attire?

[SuperSlim]

Kelly can actually hold her own.

Kelly can do a couple of versions of the headscissors and a sometimes decent looking victory roll, plus she can tumble some... that's it.

[RawRocks]

ZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ

[thedamndest]

Vince: Okay, football just went to halftime. Cue the women's match!

[Innovator]

K2...AWESOME

[FourFifty]

K2? :wtf:

[Xerzes]

Wait, what? I wasn't watching, but I managed to hear something about Kelly Kelly having a finisher. This concept baffles me.

[FourFifty]

BITCHTITS IS IN THE HIZZOUSE!!!!!!!!!

[KingofOldSchool]

Hahahaha so how far off the map has Candice fallen?

[RawRocks]

the entire Divas roster on three shows should be shipped to their own brand called WWE G.L.O.W.

[Loose Cannon]

oh Kelly Kelly, 2 K's. I get it

[SuperSlim]

hopefully Bourne and Rey will be a good match

[KingofOldSchool]

So when did they bring back the midget division?

[Afterlife]

Wait, what? I wasn't watching, but I managed to hear something about Kelly Kelly having a finisher. This concept baffles me.

It's basically a Rocker Dropper.

[Loose Cannon]

WWE RAW RECORD BREAKING 810TH EPISODE

[Loose Cannon]

SPECIAL 813TH EPISODE

[Loose Cannon]

ONE OF A KIND 816TH EPISODE

[RawRocks]

GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOAAAAAAAAL!

[KingofOldSchool]

That was the lamest No Holds Barred match in history.

[NeanderCarl]

This... this could be good....

[SuperSlim]

Only question is... will Rey be able to keep up?

[Loose Cannon]

ewww, Rey just made out with that little boy.

[Loose Cannon]

well at least he found someone his own age I guess

[SuperSlim]

okay Bourne definitely cannot cut a promo

[Loose Cannon]

Evan Bourne sounds like a huge geek.

[NeanderCarl]

the all-elusive Bourne promo!!!

[Innovator]

I'M THE UNDERDOG

NO I AM!

[KingofOldSchool]

Do they not have child labor laws in Arizona?

[Loose Cannon]

hahaha, I know where I've heard that voice before. from the kid in Little Giants who had all those things wrong with him and blew huge boogers

[FourFifty]

THINGS ARE ABOUT TO GET SUI-SYDAL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Or Air Bourne.









I'm not watching this match for Rey, but I willf or Matt Bourne or Evan Sydal.

[KingofOldSchool]

I'M THE UNDERDOG

NO I AM!

Rey: Did your best friend die and you got a title push because of it??

Bourne: ....okay you win.

[SuperSlim]

I think a Bourne/HBK match kinda like that first Benjamin/HBK match would be the goods

[Hanso Amore]

Wow, I never thought they could gay up a bourne/Rey Rey match, but they have

[Hanso Amore]

You know what just blew my mind....I first saw Rey in 1996 in ECW.

How has been in a top 3 for 12 years now, WOW. Holy shit.

[Hanso Amore]

On that same note....Mark henry as a dozen years in the WWE

[KingofOldSchool]

You know what just blew my mind....I first saw Rey in 1996 in ECW.

How has been in a top 3 for 12 years now, WOW. Holy shit.

Minus all the times he's been injured, more like 8.

[SuperSlim]

hard to believe Henry has been in the WWE for that many years

[KingofOldSchool]

On that same note....Mark henry as a dozen years in the WWE

Over a decade of Wig Splittin' Experience.

[FourFifty]

It's <strike>basically</strike> a Rocker Dropper.

Fixed.

[Loose Cannon]

Henry's best was when he teamed with D'LO

[KingofOldSchool]

Henry's best was when he teamed with D'LO

And when he dated Sammy.

[Hanso Amore]

Minus all the times he's been injured, more like 8.

True.

But what got me back into the WCW in 96 was the cruisers, and I used to mark so hard for them...Rey included. I just cant believe that it is 12 years later.

[RawRocks]

Henry's best was when he teamed with D'LO

When there was the Nation of Domination

[Hanso Amore]

LOL REY BOTCH!

[ClockShot]

Rey misfire on that?

[Loose Cannon]

Bourne reminds me of 123 Kid

[Hanso Amore]

One thing I give these guys, its so impressive how they can totally fucking blow a spot, and look retarded, but not let it effect them and get to work.

Like if I am walking and trip and catch myself, it takes me like 15 minutes to get over it and move on.

[ClockShot]

Bummer. The match finally got rolling and it ended.

[Hanso Amore]

I hate how Lillian gets all spanish when she says Rey Mysterio.

[SuperSlim]

the match wasn't completely gay but could have been better

[Savio]

knew that would happen

[FourFifty]

TURN ON HIM, EVAN!!!!!! FUCKING TURNON HIM!!!!!!!







I've never liked Rey.

[Hanso Amore]

I honestly have loved Henry the last few months.

[KingofOldSchool]

THE BIG RED WIG SPLITTIN MACHINES

[ClockShot]

Mizark and Kane.

Hmmmmmmmmmmmmm. It can work.

[Afterlife]

Fixed.

I didn't think the RD was an underhook.

[SuperSlim]

Mizark and Kane.

Hmmmmmmmmmmmmm. It can work.

future tag team champions

[FourFifty]

I didn't think the RD was an underhook.

When Jannetty did it in WCW he did the underhook, but I don't recall Billy Gunn doing the underhook.
Six of one, half a dozen of the other. Wasn't trying to say anything about how you called the K2, more of a (failed) shot at the WWE writers for not being able to come up with new moves.

[SuperSlim]

I am literally sick of this John Cena crap... goodness

[KingofOldSchool]

YAY more Cena blowjobs!

[KingofOldSchool]

THE IN CROWD

[ClockShot]

MORRISON!

[FourFifty]

No slow mo :(

[KingofOldSchool]

CROSS THE LINE!

[XL]

Saved by M&M!