Stone Cold Steve Austin beat up an MMA fighter..

[Kris P Lettus]

Not really, but..

Stone Cold Steve Austin stomped a mudhole in some guys face last week -- giving an MMA fighter two black eyes and a broken nose -- but the whole thing was a giant accident.

The former beer swiggin', middle finger flashin' WWE champ was shooting a fight scene for a new movie with MMA fighter Paul Lazenby last week, when Austin accidentally landed a solid left hook, according to MMAScoops.com.

Lazenby bled for 20 minutes while medics tended his wound. There was no retaliation from the fighter though -- Lazenby chalked the whole thing up as a freak accident.

[Destor]

Wont be last time a former WWE wrestler beats up an MMA guy. :shifty:

[Jeritron]

And that's all he's got to say about that.

[Xero]

Austin vs Angle - UFC 100

[Rob]

Austin vs Angle - UFC 100

Don't be so stupid.


Angle isn't doing MMA. :shifty:

[Theo Dious]

Apparently Austin 3:16 now says "I just caused a workplace incident."

[Kane Knight]

If he didn't hitthe Stunner my reality is destroyed.

[Nowhere Man]

At the very least, he managed to spray a couple of beers all over the medics, while the disembodied voice of JR shouted "STONE COLD! STONE COLD!" distantly in the wind.

[RP]

STONE COLD!!! STONE COLD!!!!!!!!!! STONE COLD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! STONE COLD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! STONE COLD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[Nark Order]

I can't stop envisioning Austin nailing this guy on accident and then glass shattering, music hitting, and confetti dropping from the ceiling while Austin starts a beer bash. All the time the director is looking on completely bewildered.

[Theo Dious]

STONE COLD!!! STONE COLD!!!!!!!!!! STONE COLD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! STONE COLD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! STONE COLD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Director: God dammit, who let that fat bbq-smelling cowboy in here?!