Better Wrestler #42 [Archive]

Jeritron

11-02-2008, 01:33 AM

The Heartbreak Man vs The Man of the hour

http://i213.photobucket.com/albums/cc301/degenerate_hbk/ShawnMichaels036.jpg

VS

http://www.accelerator3359.com/Wrestling/pictures/saturn3.jpg

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3 days.

thedamndest

11-02-2008, 01:36 AM

This one's for you, Perry. Where ever you are, we love you!

thedamndest

11-02-2008, 01:38 AM

Better wrestler AND better stopper of would-be rapists.

Jeritron

11-02-2008, 01:42 AM

Saturn for Change We Need

thedamndest

11-02-2008, 01:45 AM

That HBM jacket looks like it found its way into The Brian Kendrick's wardrobe.

Jeritron

11-02-2008, 01:47 AM

The glasses found their way into Laurence Fishburne's

Nowhere Man

11-02-2008, 05:46 AM

I had to vote for Saturn, based on HBK's outfit alone.

Plus, I firmly believe that the reason no one's heard from Saturn in a while is because he's out diligently searching for Shawn's lost smile. Because that's just the kind of guy he is.

AKin3D

11-02-2008, 06:36 AM

I've just always had a love for the cross eye weirdo.

Ruien

11-02-2008, 08:45 AM

Perry was that dude.

Blue Demon

11-02-2008, 08:51 AM

Saturn

Nark Order

11-02-2008, 11:07 AM

HBK by leaps and bounds. Saturn is his prime was pretty excellent though. However, seeing as how HBK is excellent now and is 10-15 years past his prime, he gets my vote.

Anybody Thrilla

11-02-2008, 11:21 AM

How come nobody uses the Rings of Saturn submission anymore?

Anyway, HBM.

HeartBreakMan2k

11-02-2008, 11:25 AM

I love Perry as a worker, always have but it's HBM.

thedamndest

11-02-2008, 11:29 AM

Are you people kidding me? Let's look at the facts: Perry Saturn stopped a woman from getting raped and took some bullets to the SKULL and lived to tell the tale. Shawn Michaels got beat up by some street toughs outside of a night club and was later knocked into OBLIVION by an enziguri. You ought to reach down and see if your balls are still there after you voted.

Anybody Thrilla

11-02-2008, 11:30 AM

Well in all fairness, the woman was asking for it.

Nark Order

11-02-2008, 11:40 AM

Also, to be fair... HBK never took bullets to the skull so I don't know what his reaction to them would be or if he would live to tell. I say yes. Vote stays.

thedamndest

11-02-2008, 11:40 AM

Well in all fairness, the woman was asking for it.

Only if Russo was booking the rape.

Jeritron

11-02-2008, 11:55 AM

Are you people kidding me? Let's look at the facts: Perry Saturn stopped a woman from getting raped and took some bullets to the SKULL and lived to tell the tale. Shawn Michaels got beat up by some street toughs outside of a night club and was later knocked into OBLIVION by an enziguri. You ought to reach down and see if your balls are still there after you voted.

http://www.siyumhaseinfeld.com/images/chars/streettoughs1.jpg

thedamndest

11-02-2008, 12:11 PM

The one on the right kind of looks like Robert Duvall.

Lock Jaw

11-02-2008, 12:33 PM

Gertner

11-02-2008, 10:24 PM

Can't see how Saturn doesn't win this

Loose Cannon

11-03-2008, 08:14 AM

yea, Saturn is probably a top 2 human behind Bret Hart

Fabien Barthez

11-03-2008, 02:36 PM

Saturn did rule. Shame he couldn't talk.

Shawn.

Theo Dious

11-04-2008, 11:18 PM

Are you people kidding me? Let's look at the facts: Perry Saturn stopped a woman from getting raped and took some bullets to the SKULL and lived to tell the tale. Shawn Michaels got beat up by some street toughs outside of a night club and was later knocked into OBLIVION by an enziguri. You ought to reach down and see if your balls are still there after you voted.

This is better wrestler, not better damage sponge.