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Gertner
11-04-2008, 09:28 PM
Man did he just cut a killer promo on Tommy Dreamer. Tore up Beulah, dumped the old ECW belt in the garbage.

Swagger is gonna a WWE Champion someday.
Evil Vito
11-04-2008, 09:32 PM
<font color=goldenrod>Matt Striker: "Getting into a fight with Tommy Dreamer is a lot like Guns 'n Roses' Chinese Democracy. You anticipate it for a long time but once you get it, you might not want it!"</font>
SammyG
11-04-2008, 09:38 PM
we have elections going on, come on.
KingofOldSchool
11-04-2008, 09:52 PM
Jack Swaggah
Halbowsky
11-04-2008, 10:02 PM
Swagger cut an amazing promo tonight. He officially & finally became a star in my book
Gertner
11-04-2008, 10:05 PM
we have elections going on, come on.

Canadian. Couldn't give two shits about your smelly country.
Verbose Minch
11-04-2008, 10:33 PM
Canadian. Couldn't give two shits about your smelly country.

As a fellow Canadian, I apologize for Gertner's actions. He doesn't realize that America's elections apply almost as much to us as it does to them.
thedamndest
11-04-2008, 10:39 PM
Canadian. Couldn't give two shits about your smelly country.

Dude. It's Barack OBAMA.
Nark Order
11-04-2008, 10:46 PM
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Juan
11-04-2008, 10:58 PM
rofl
Xero
11-04-2008, 11:23 PM
JR: BARACK! BARACK! BARACK!

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Gertner
11-04-2008, 11:32 PM
Just another negro :)
SammyG
11-04-2008, 11:33 PM
Shut up, you stupid Canadian.
Nark Order
11-04-2008, 11:35 PM
stupid Canadian.

That's a bit redundant SammyG.
Gertner
11-04-2008, 11:37 PM
SammyG you seem pretty mad. I'm shocked you support him since he didn't rape a chick in Colorado.
Juan
11-05-2008, 12:32 AM
The segment just ended here and it was pretty sweet.
DaVe
11-05-2008, 01:40 AM
JR: BARACK! BARACK! BARACK!

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It is titantrons like that that make me vote for him single handedly (if I were American).

(This is also the first time I've ever used the quote feature, too, interestingly.)
Johnny Vegas
11-05-2008, 02:36 AM
Gertner, shut the fuck up. Like, you've been very lame lately for some reason and i usually like your posts. But whatever.
Juan
11-05-2008, 02:47 AM
SammyG you seem pretty mad. I'm shocked you support him since he didn't rape a chick in Colorado.

:foc:
Gertner
11-05-2008, 01:03 PM
Gertner, shut the fuck up. Like, you've been very lame lately for some reason and i usually like your posts. But whatever.
God forbid the rest of the world doesn't care about the U.S.A
Nark Order
11-05-2008, 02:17 PM
lol Gertner. Usually people that don't care don't go out of their way to make jokes about it. Hate is a form of attachment, just as love is.
Gertner
11-05-2008, 02:27 PM
I know, because it's soooo much work to make a 3 second post in a thread.
Nark Order
11-05-2008, 02:47 PM
But now you've made another one responding to me and will make another one responding to this one.
Rollermacka
11-05-2008, 02:48 PM
It is titantrons like that that make me vote for him single handedly (if I were American).


I thought we were all gonna vote for Umaga? :shifty:
thedamndest
11-05-2008, 02:54 PM
It's a shame Mr. Backlund wasn't running this year.
Gertner
11-05-2008, 03:36 PM
But now you've made another one responding to me and will make another one responding to this one.
so i've spent a grand total of 6 seconds.
Nark Order
11-05-2008, 03:39 PM
More than someone who doesn't care at all would spend.
Fox
11-05-2008, 03:50 PM
Saw Swagger live last night. He's pretty huge, and has a good look, and can clearly work the mic. He just needs a gimmick.
Gertner
11-05-2008, 03:50 PM
not really.
Gertner
11-05-2008, 03:51 PM
Saw Swagger live last night. He's pretty huge, and has a good look, and can clearly work the mic. He just needs a gimmick.

That smile is his gimmick and it's gold.
DaveBrawl
11-05-2008, 04:40 PM
When he smiles he looks like the white Terrell Owens. Kind of freaks me out a little.
Team Sheep
11-05-2008, 05:17 PM
I love 'The Real American American'. Except when he was using Noble's old theme. Glad they changed it! Though it would have been nice to have something unique for his own identity instead of constantly using old wrestler's themes.
Juan
11-05-2008, 07:42 PM
He's currently using Lance Cade's last theme, but it now has lyrics.
Mr. Nerfect
11-06-2008, 03:12 AM
I'm glad they've turned his character into a complete and utter cunt. Earlier there was no reason to hate him other than he seemed a little cocky. He backed it up, though. It just wasn't good heel material. What Swagger apparently did on ECW sounds fucking sweet, and I'm going to have to watch the segment today.
Mr. Nerfect
11-06-2008, 03:12 AM
Also, I wish Jamie Noble would go back to using Jamie Noble's old theme.