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Rollermacka
12-05-2008, 04:18 PM
So I havent seen Haas on tv in for a couple of weeks and what do you think they should do with him? I mean there not gonna run out of people for him to impersonate. He can wrestle Kane and dressup in the old mask and red and back tights or if they wanted to and they can have Kane Vs Dr. Issac YankHaas :shifty: They could move him to Smackdown and team Tripple H with Hunter Haas Helmsley and have Charlie come out with the old classical music and do the bow. What do you think they should do with Haas now, keep going with the impersonation gimmick, go back to the luchadore masks, or should we just wish him the best in his future endevors (meaning he will be TNA champ 6 months after that)

BigDaddyCool
12-05-2008, 04:24 PM
Maybe have him come out as Charlie Haas because people know who he is and let him get over on his own steam?

BigDaddyCool
12-05-2008, 04:42 PM
Here, I'll save noid some trouble:

Noid post. Noid post. Noid post. Noid post. Noid post. Noid post. Noid post. Noid post. Noid post. Noid post. Noid post. Noid post. Charlie Haas push. Noid post. Noid post. Noid post. Noid post. Noid post. Noid post. Noid post. Noid post. Noid post. Noid post. Noid post. Noid post. Feud with Mike Knox. Noid post. Noid post. Noid post. Noid post. Noid post. Noid post. Noid post. Noid post. Noid post. Noid post. Noid post. Noid post. Noid post. Noid post. Noid post. Noid post.

Noid post. Noid post. Noid post. Noid post. Noid post. Noid post. Noid post. Noid post. Val Venis. Noid post. Noid post. Noid post. Noid post. Noid post. Noid post. Noid post. Noid post. Noid post. Noid post. Noid post. Noid post. 8 month title riegn for Haas. Noid post. Noid post. Noid post. Noid post. Noid post. Noid post. Noid post. Noid post. Noid post. Noid post. Haas and Shelton both are world champions and holding both tag team titles at the same time. Noid post. Noid post. Noid post. Noid post. Noid post. Noid post. Noid post. Noid post. Noid post. Noid post.

Shut the fuck up noid.

No, BDC, you should shut the fuck up with your redneckness. You, Xero, Kane Knight, and common sence always gang up on me, you should just ignore me if you don't like what I have to say.

Maybe it is you who should ignore me. Plus KK and Xero didn't even post here yet. We aren't ganging up so much as you dragging them into the fight.

Noid post. Noid post. Noid post. Noid post. Noid post. Noid post. Noid post. Noid post. Strawman. Noid post. Noid post. Noid post. Noid post. Noid post. Noid post.

And then maybe Xero and KK jump into it because they were brought up. Now back to the topic at hand.

Kane Knight
12-05-2008, 04:45 PM
Maybe have him come out as Charlie Haas because people know who he is and let him get over on his own steam?I would like to see it happen. Seriously, this gimmick is only going to go so far.

Dave Youell
12-05-2008, 05:51 PM
Yeah, but it's common practice to see that line of how far something should go, then wave at that line as it goes by

Eugene anyone?

parkmania
12-05-2008, 07:28 PM
Charlie'd have to get yet another wig to do Eugene. And would you want to see the inside-out jacket Eugene, or the superhero costume Eugene?

Mr. Nerfect
12-05-2008, 10:47 PM
Maybe have him come out as Charlie Haas because people know who he is and let him get over on his own steam?

The first intelligent thing you have said since the forums have returned. Bravo, idiot.

Now that the fans know Haas, and know that he can be entertaining, it's time for him to remind everyone that he is actually a good wrestler. He could have some fantastic matches with William Regal.

BigDaddyCool
12-05-2008, 11:14 PM
noid, shut the fuck up. Thanks for parotting what I already said.

Fox
12-06-2008, 12:01 AM
He should dress up as Vince McMahon and wish himself the best in all his future endeavors.

BigDaddyCool
12-06-2008, 12:04 AM
PRobably should say it to D-Lo as well.

Tb1
12-06-2008, 01:00 AM
He should quit.

XL
12-06-2008, 05:53 AM
I wanna see 'Bid Daddy Cool' Kevin Haash before he ends the impersonations.

#BROKEN Hasney
12-06-2008, 06:12 AM
handjobs for crack

parkmania
12-06-2008, 06:46 PM
I wanna see 'Bid Daddy Cool' Kevin Haash before he ends the impersonations.

Complete with torn hammy?

Mr. Nerfect
12-07-2008, 03:01 AM
noid, shut the fuck up. Thanks for parotting what I already said.

God forbid I should second someone's opinion, you douche.

In regards to D-Lo Brown, he's actually younger than both MVP and R-Truth, which is a bit weird. Of course, he didn't spend a few years in prison, to my knowledge. It's a bit sad that Brown feels so much older and more "over the hill" than those two, even though his skills apparently keep getting better and better.

Kevin Haash would indeed by a great impersonation for Haas.

DaVe
12-07-2008, 08:29 AM
BDC, don't you think you're putting a little too much effort into this Alienoid-bashing? =/

Mr. Nerfect
12-07-2008, 08:34 AM
A man has to get his exercise somehow.

You've got to love how Charlie Haas has received all four of the nominations for his Slammy Award. They're airing it on WWE.com, so I'm hoping he dresses up as a host of his own private award show ("Haas Jackman?"), as well as the presenter, and accepts the award himself, too.

I think they need a Hall of Famer, or someone (Ric Flair would be perfect) to bump into Haas backstage and tell him that he's got all the skills in the world and he needs to get serious. Epiphany for Haas, followed closely by an IC Title win.

Kane Knight
12-07-2008, 10:14 AM
BDC, don't you think you're putting a little too much effort into this Alienoid-bashing? =/

I don't think BDC puts effort into it. It seems to come naturally. :D

Mr. Nerfect
12-07-2008, 10:19 AM
Of course he doesn't put effort in. Since when has BDC put effort into anything? The lad idolises Kevin Nash for crying out loud.

Mr. Nerfect
12-07-2008, 10:24 AM
Oh, and before you say it, KK -- yes, I know Charlie Haas being the only individual nominated for his award is a joke, even though I didn't explicitly state as much. :roll:

Kane Knight
12-07-2008, 11:28 AM
Of course he doesn't put effort in. Since when has BDC put effort into anything? The lad idolises Kevin Nash for crying out loud.

*shakes head*

Oh, and before you say it, KK -- yes, I know Charlie Haas being the only individual nominated for his award is a joke, even though I didn't explicitly state as much. :roll:

Wasn't going to say anything. I don't know why this comes up, unless you're basing your pre-emptive statement off the points at which you contradicted your claim of intended meaning, which is far different from not explicitly saying something.

Or you're just "putting too much effort into attacking me," of course.

FourFifty
12-08-2008, 12:59 AM
Charlie 2 Hassie
Book it!

SuperSlim
12-08-2008, 11:27 AM
I'm still waitin for when he comes out as...

Charlie "The Pebble" Hass to do a Rock impersonation... I think that would be priceless.

Kane Knight
12-08-2008, 11:53 AM
Charlie 2 Hassie
Book it!

Wait, I'm confused. Does he drop his gimmick for no reason before or after he imitates Scotty? Or is it part of the plan, where in his role as Scotty he drops the gimmick for no reason and Noid Post Noid Post Noid Post...

Mr. Nerfect
12-08-2008, 03:19 PM
I was making an aside, KK. You're taking it way too seriously. :roll:

When I can't even be bothered reading your post because it's far too serious for a wrestling forum, you're in trouble.

Mr. Nerfect
12-08-2008, 03:19 PM
If "No Chance" hit and Charlie McMahon came to the ring and gave himself beneficial stipulations in the "interest of fairness," it could be greatness. "Don't cross the Haas."

He could also take over from Michael Cole on RAW one day as "Charlie Cole" and basically just play off all the "Coleches" (that's "Cole + cliches" for those who don't know) that riddle Michael's commentary.

"Vintage Kelly Kelly, King."
(After a DDT) "Perfect arm drag."
"I enjoy the company of men, King."
(After King announces they are going to a commercial break) "No! No! Goddammit, not like this!"

JoeCool
12-15-2008, 02:04 PM
The Haasfather(The Godfather)
Hass Pac(X-Pac)
The Honky Tonk Haas(Honky Tonk Man)
The Big Haas Man(Big Boss Man)
Triple Haas(Triple H)
Haasberg(Goldberg)

thedamndest
12-15-2008, 02:08 PM
Remember when he came back and attacked Shelton and he had that awesome beard? He should grow that beard back.

KingofOldSchool
12-15-2008, 02:28 PM
Next time they are in New York...

Charlico BurHaas.

Or how about Haasama bin Laden?

Sensei Of Mattitude
12-16-2008, 10:19 AM
The Haasfather(The Godfather)
Hass Pac(X-Pac)
The Honky Tonk Haas(Honky Tonk Man)
The Big Haas Man(Big Boss Man)
Triple Haas(Triple H)
Haasberg(Goldberg)

thanks for the (explanations)... we wouldnt have been able to figure them out

The Mackem
12-16-2008, 11:38 AM
Well Haasberg may have been Gilberg. Could have been messy.

jimmy012345
12-16-2008, 02:25 PM
macho man charlie hassavage

Xero
12-16-2008, 02:51 PM
Charlito Heat

Chartino

parkmania
12-16-2008, 03:16 PM
I just hope, now that we've had Santa Claas, that we DON'T have a Baby New Year Charlie.

KingofOldSchool
12-16-2008, 03:17 PM
I just hope, now that we've had Santa Claas, that we DON'T have a Baby New Year Charlie.

It's better than Baby New Year Goldust.

parkmania
12-16-2008, 03:27 PM
It's better than Baby New Year Goldust.

Thanks. I had just almost put that image completely out of my mind.

KingofOldSchool
12-16-2008, 03:29 PM
Too bad Big Daddy V isn't still around, we could have Big Daddy New Year V.

Xero
12-16-2008, 03:36 PM
Don't worry, I'm sure Big Dick New Year will be around in a week or two.

KingofOldSchool
12-16-2008, 03:42 PM
Don't worry, I'm sure Big Dick New Year will be around in a week or two.

Yeah but we see that Bi-Weekly.