Cena is WAY shittier than Sid

[XL]

So, the ole 'Sid crapped himself' jokes seem to be spreading again and now they're tagging with the 'Orton shat in a diva's bag' rumour.

Well this is an injustice! John Cena is waaaaaaaaay shittier than either man.

According to Cena himself (in the WWE Kids Mag) his "Most Embarressing Moment" came during a match with Scott Steiner (which must have been embarressing in and of itself) when he had a bout of food poisoning. He took a DDT and promptly rolled under the ring to puke. In doing so he also crapped himself and had to carry on the match.

So, there it is, Cena pushes Sid down to the NUMBER 2 position. His reign as "Champion Crapper" has GONE DOWN THE PAN. He is no longer...oh, you get it.



(Please Note: I read this on a website NOT in the WWE Kids Mag)

[Nark Order]

Yeah, but Cena could shit and puke on national TV in JRs hat and the kids and the women wouldn't care. There would be a mass outbreak of shit puking in hats at elementary schools across America the next day.

[Fox]

The Shart is Hhhhhhhheeerrrrrrrrrrre!

[GD]

I always thought Cena had immense potential. But the way the wwe is using him as a financial asset, merchandise...meh! the royal kiss ass of all times!

[Theo Dious]

Difference: Cena had food poisoning. I don't recall anyone ever saying Sid was any kind of ill when he crapped himself.

[Kane Knight]

So, the ole 'Sid crapped himself' jokes seem to be spreading again and now they're tagging with the 'Orton shat in a diva's bag' rumour.

Well this is an injustice! John Cena is waaaaaaaaay shittier than either man.

According to Cena himself (in the WWE Kids Mag) his "Most Embarressing Moment" came during a match with Scott Steiner (which must have been embarressing in and of itself) when he had a bout of food poisoning. He took a DDT and promptly rolled under the ring to puke. In doing so he also crapped himself and had to carry on the match.

So, there it is, Cena pushes Sid down to the NUMBER 2 position. His reign as "Champion Crapper" has GONE DOWN THE PAN. He is no longer...oh, you get it.



(Please Note: I read this on a website NOT in the WWE Kids Mag)

Best parts.

[FourFifty]

I'd rather blame it on the match with Steiner instead of food poisoning.

[Kane Knight]

They both make you sick.

[Fox]

Difference: Cena had food poisoning. I don't recall anyone ever saying Sid was any kind of ill when he crapped himself.

Don't question the possibility that Sid was hindered at the time of his pooping in Undertaker's face. After all, he's twice the man that you are, and he has half the brain that you do!

[Blitz]

I get it, it's funny because of poop.

[Fox]

In the words of Bob Saget, "there's shit EVERYWHERE!"

[CSL]

That is the only funny moment in that entire movie

[hb2k]

When would have Cena wrestled Steiner? They were on different shows for Steiner's entire run...

[Mr. Nerfect]

Can shit be more shit than shit, in anything more than quantity?

[Disturbed316]

Sid still number 1 due to lack of illness.

[Kane Knight]

Can shit be more shit than shit, in anything more than quantity?

And what's the deal with airplane food, folks?