Official Raw is still Spoilin' for a Fight Thread (12-15-08): Da Champ is still HERE!

[KingofOldSchool]

Confirmed for tonight:

Kelly Kelly Kelly & Melina vs. Jillian & Beth

Coffee Punk vs. Mizorrison for the World Tag Team Titles

Plus more of the He'sBroke,Kid/Bitchtits storyline.

[JT]

This is why on Mondays I watch Heroes instead.

[Xerzes]

That sounds just awful.

[FourFifty]

I'm looking forward to see where WWE is going to take the HBK/JBL thing.

[Tb1]

I'm looking forward to see where WWE is going to take the HBK/JBL thing.

[KingofOldSchool]

He's
Broke
Kid

[KingofOldSchool]

Kelly Kelly Kelly

[Xerzes]

No, WWE, we pissed BEFORE the show. You put the break in the middle somewhere.

[FourFifty]

BETH IS MY WOMAN!!!!!!!!!!

[The Franchise]

I'd hit it.

[Xerzes]

I call stunt ho.

[FourFifty]

Great plant there.

[ClockShot]

All I know is that Batista better end up, batted, bruised, and broken by The Legacy before the night is out.

[Innovator]

WOO Milena Roucka

[KingofOldSchool]

How nice, Beth makes time for her fan.

[KingofOldSchool]

Santino should be doing commentary.

[Linkbowler]

Kelly Kelly wins wins!

[KingofOldSchool]

That was a short match.

[Xerzes]

Damnit. When three of the ladies in the match can wrestle, don't give the fourth the pin.

[Linkbowler]

OMG it's Kane Kane!

[ClockShot]

Wow. Did Melina ever get in the ring?

Hi, Kane.

[FourFifty]

KILL THEM ALL ('cept Beth)!!!!!

[KingofOldSchool]

Kane is going to rape Kelly!

[ClockShot]

Yeahokay.

[Innovator]

Kane is to Kelly Kelly as Heidenreich is to Michael Cole

[Hanso Amore]

Kane is beefing back up wow

[KingofOldSchool]

Kane figures with Snitsky gone, no one will cause his child to be miscarried.

[thedamndest]

I hope he fulfills his goal of tapping that ass.

[Hanso Amore]

Does Vince finally get to use his angle about Kane with a 2 foot dick?

[The Franchise]

Kane is lookin pretty ripped.

[ClockShot]

D-LO SIGHTING!

[KingofOldSchool]

LOL Noble

[Xerzes]

Jamie Noble still has a job?

..oh, right. Road agent. Forgot.

[Innovator]

MY god Kelly is smoking hot

[FourFifty]

:rofl: Nice shot at Jamie there. BAM!!!!!!

[The Franchise]

Noble!!!

[FourFifty]

'eh, a Rey match.

FourFifty, don't you need to get up and get a beer?
Yea! Thanks for reminding me!

[SuperSlim]

The more times I see Rod Mysterio... the more I can't stand him

[ClockShot]

Hey, look who's in the ring.

[Linkbowler]

DEUCE?

[jerichoholicninja]

new legacy member?

[ClockShot]

:rofl:

"From the other side of the tracks."

[Xerzes]

Oh, hell. "I'd like to be introduced by my real name." Those words never lead to joy.

[KingofOldSchool]

Lol He's dropping the Deuce!

[FourFifty]

I'm gonna bet he's gonna join up with Priceless.... about fucking time.

[Linkbowler]

Sim. Snuka.

Riiiiiight.

[SuperSlim]

hmmm... looks like we may get a new member of the Legacy soon :D... finally something new for Sim... is that how you spell it? Sim?

[Hanso Amore]

Why else would they be scouting him.

[FourFifty]

.......Where is Ted anyways?

[Hanso Amore]

Sim needs some real attire

[Hanso Amore]

.......Where is Ted anyways?

orton kicked him in the head

But he is actually making a movie

[ClockShot]

SimSnuka.

Quick, get Will Wright on the phone.

[Innovator]

Sim Sim Sala Bim?

[Londoner]

What a fucking awful start.

[SuperSlim]

Sim needs some real attire

what's wrong with a black shirt, black shorts, black knee pads, and black boots? It's slimming

[The Franchise]

Rey should turn heel and bully people around like they were thinking of doing with him and Angle in 2006. I think it would be hilarious.

[SuperSlim]

dang... I liked that high flyin knee

[Innovator]

KENTAesque knee

[thedamndest]

It's not as good as a leopard speedo.

[Evil Vito]

<font color=goldenrod>Domino was the better of the two.</font> :(

[RawRocks]

A womens match and a borefest of an attention whore beating up on masked man... good way to start Raw :nono::nono::nono:

[Londoner]

Oh here we go.

[Hanso Amore]

YES KNOX!

[Innovator]

BOOGIE WOOGIE KNOX!

[ClockShot]

Santa Knox.

[FourFifty]

The end was so much better than the match.

[KingofOldSchool]

Mike Knox: The One Man Legacy

[SuperSlim]

Mountain Man Mike Knox needs a match

[Londoner]

A womens match and a borefest of an attention whore beating up on masked man... good way to start Raw :nono::nono::nono:

Yup,exactly.:nono:

[The Franchise]

So much bland on my screen.

[KingofOldSchool]

KNOX OUT!!!!

The Slammy winner for best finisher!

[SuperSlim]

Rod started it... he shouldn't of hit Rhodes

[SuperSlim]

10-3 Eagles lead

[RawRocks]

Yup,exactly.:nono:

Just not how I envisioned Raw starting the night after a PPV :wtf:

[ClockShot]

I'm getting close to tossing my Bob Seger CDs.

[Londoner]

Just not how I envisioned Raw starting the night after a PPV :wtf:

Used to it by now tbh.

[SuperSlim]

Just not how I envisioned Raw starting the night after a PPV :wtf:

you were expecting it to be good?

[Hanso Amore]

not looking very broke right now

[RawRocks]

insert JBL interuption to DX

[KingofOldSchool]

HBK is poor, shouldn't he be shilling Mamajuwana and other JBL stuff?

[Hanso Amore]

LOL hair falling out button, I love how they make fun of it

[KingofOldSchool]

LOL

[FourFifty]

DX-Mas..... Do they write their own stuff, or do they need writers?

Either way, it needs to change.

[Londoner]

Err right.That made no sense.

[Hanso Amore]

RAPE! NOW!

[Londoner]

Sells out to JBL...yet is still doing dx stuff?

[ClockShot]

Helloooooooooooooooooooo................

[KingofOldSchool]

Kelly is going to get her wig raped!

[Hanso Amore]

Man, WWE camera men see some horrible shit and never try to stop it, jerks.

[SuperSlim]

why does Kane need another woman?

[Hanso Amore]

Orton has lost like 20 pounds of muscle in the last 3 years.

[ClockShot]

YES!

SLAP AND RUN!

[KingofOldSchool]

Hahaha Batista got bitchslapped!

[Londoner]

hahahahaha yes!

[Xerzes]

Batista pranced a little.

[SuperSlim]

well at least Batista is gettin beat up :D

[Londoner]

oh its supercunt ffs

[ClockShot]

BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!

[KingofOldSchool]

And we begin the build for Cena/Batista at Wrestlemania...

[Londoner]

And what does Jericho do now all this is going on?

[thedamndest]

So Cena will save Batista from getting beaten up, but not Kelly Kelly from possible rape? Priorities.

[Hanso Amore]

http://sportsmedia.ign.com/sports/image/article/696/696778/randy-orton-interview-20060317112646935-000.jpg

He used to be jacked!

[KingofOldSchool]

LOL @ random girl shrieking

[KingofOldSchool]

And what does Jericho do now all this is going on?

Hopefully feuding with Jim Duggan...

[SuperSlim]

Jericho is going to be forgotten about

[Xerzes]

Lance was right. Looks like a HLA shirt.

[KingofOldSchool]

Batista wants a title shot

[FourFifty]

What the hell is Jigsaw doing out there?

[Xerzes]

The fuck? KooS, did you summon a Duggan?..and a Jericho?

[ClockShot]

Oh boy.

Whoever called Duggan, collect your winnings.

[Londoner]

:lol:

[KingofOldSchool]

Hopefully feuding with Jim Duggan...

ROFL

[Londoner]

this is just...funny

[Hanso Amore]

It makes me want to cry to see the belt that Race, Flair, and Steamboat held in that piece of shit's shoulder.

[FourFifty]

I was hoping to see Y2H to be honest.

[The Franchise]

Its 2005 again!

[ClockShot]

:rofl:

[SuperSlim]

Hopefully feuding with Jim Duggan...

well here comes your feud...

but why did Tod have to tell Bats and Cena their names? He's like they're facing off against you two... Batista and John Cena... what a moron.

[KingofOldSchool]

BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH

[jerichoholicninja]

no friggin way Kos!?!?

[Hanso Amore]

Seriously, with all the guys they have cut, they keep DUGGAN? They cut Burke for DUGGAN!?!?!?!

[The Franchise]

I loathe Hacksaw Jim Duggan.

[KingofOldSchool]

THIS IS THE GREATEST NIGHT IN THE HISTORY OF OUR GREAT SPORT!

[Londoner]

Well said jericho:D

[The Franchise]

seriously fuck him, his 2x4 and those blue shorts. Man I hate those shorts...

[KingofOldSchool]

Shut up Jericho, Duggan is better than you.

[Hanso Amore]

Jesus, all they ever do is make Duggan cry. He does deserve better.

[Londoner]

Now on to more bad acting.

[ClockShot]

Jimmy's gonna cry.

Meanwhile, back in the Boiler Room..............

[Xerzes]

At this point, I have to feel a little bad for Duggan, actually. Every time he comes out, somebody tells him, at length, that he's worthless.

[The Franchise]

Shut up Jericho, Duggan is better than you.

:(

[jerichoholicninja]

So why are they doing the same thing with Kane for like the third time?

[KingofOldSchool]

Test is coming back to avenge Kelly!

[SuperSlim]

so 40 minutes in and all we've had is about 2 minutes of wrestling. Pretty bad

[The Franchise]

Kane should put his mask back on LOL

[Londoner]

so 40 minutes in and all we've had is about 2 minutes of wrestling. Pretty bad

its like watching TNA.

[SuperSlim]

At this point, I have to feel a little bad for Duggan, actually. Every time he comes out, somebody tells him, at length, that he's worthless.

They need to have Duggan just snap and start beatin up folks with his 2x4... make that piece of wood good for somethin

[RawRocks]

so 40 minutes in and all we've had is about 2 minutes of wrestling. Pretty bad

A womens match and an attenton whore vs masked man match

and its the night after a PPV


Did the wrestlers complain about being overworked or something?

[FourFifty]

Kane should put his mask back on LOL


Why?
(keep in mind this was asked by the guy with the Kane mask tattoo)

[SuperSlim]

its like watching TNA.

yeah but those two minutes where I got to see Melina and Beth were better than TNA

[FourFifty]

......didn't Kane already do this storyline?

[ClockShot]

Place your bets.

Who's the Guy?

[KingofOldSchool]

I bet it's Noble

[Xerzes]

Why isn't she leaving now?

[SuperSlim]

A womens match and an attenton whore vs masked man match

and its the night after a PPV


Did the wrestlers complain about being overworked or something?

oops... I actually already forgot about that Sim vs. other guy match.

[KingofOldSchool]

Or it could be Kofi Kingston

[SuperSlim]

Why isn't she leaving now?

because that would be the sane thing to do.

[Xerzes]

I HEAR THEM SHELTON
I HEAR THEM KWANG

[Londoner]

Hmm i wonder...regal interrupts the match?:roll:

[ClockShot]

Now listen, this ain't no make believe!

[Xerzes]

Die, Poochie, die.

[The Franchise]

I love Kofi

[jerichoholicninja]

Have any other teams won both Tag Titles in the same year?

[KingofOldSchool]

Maybe Kelly told Kane just a random guy so Kane would leave her alone?

[Xerzes]

Maybe Kelly told Kane just a random guy so Kane would leave her alone?

So...Knox?

[Londoner]

Morisson= the best part of raw so far.

[SuperSlim]

Probably told him Jamie Noble

[KingofOldSchool]

So...Knox?

No, Charlie Haas.

[KingofOldSchool]

Kelly is dating Mickie James

[SuperSlim]

Morisson= the best part of raw so far.

I would have to say Melina was a really really really good part of Raw as well

[FourFifty]

There's a match going on and they were talking about hair? Are you serious?

[FourFifty]

Nice bitch slap from The Miz!

[Londoner]

Crap

[Hanso Amore]

Of course punk wears the steelers colors.

[SuperSlim]

King has it for Morrison's hair

[Triple Naitch]

Kelly Kelly: His name is George. George....Glass. George Glass

[Londoner]

'Prestigious world tag team titles'...LOL

[KingofOldSchool]

Guess who wrestled in the dark match tonight?

TOMKO

[Hanso Amore]

Miz and Morrison can honestly revive tag wrestling if they let them.

[KingofOldSchool]

Miz and Morrison can honestly revive tag wrestling if they let them.

Yeah if they actually keep tag teams together long enough...

[Londoner]

They can't revive the titles unless the wwe actually lets some tag teams develop.

[Hanso Amore]

Punk is on his game tonight though, I will give him that

[SuperSlim]

they won't let them

[ClockShot]

Bummer. Haven't seen a towerplex in a while.

[KingofOldSchool]

Kinston?

[Londoner]

Punk is on his game tonight though, I will give him that

True.

[Hanso Amore]

Watching this match is like watching E and C vs the hardys back in the day.

[jerichoholicninja]

Pretty sweet move there by Kofi.

[KingofOldSchool]

NICE move

[ClockShot]

Whoa momma!

Nice move.

[SuperSlim]

that was a nice russian leg sweep

[Londoner]

nice finish!

[ClockShot]

Sweet match.

[SuperSlim]

heyyyyyy we had a pretty nice match on Raw. that's good :D

[Hanso Amore]

Like seriously, it would not surprise me if in 5 years these 4 are main eventing WM.

[jerichoholicninja]

Yay! More Kane.

[ClockShot]

Ruh-roh.

[FourFifty]

Soooooo.... who ordered the hot coffee?

[KingofOldSchool]

Yup it's Coffee

[Londoner]

Okay, now its kane.

[SuperSlim]

heh thought it was gonna be Miz :P

[Londoner]

hahahahaha

bury the tag champs already

[ClockShot]

AHAHAHAHAHA!

[RawRocks]

The Miz!

[KingofOldSchool]

THE MIZ?!?!?!

[Londoner]

tombstone:D

[jerichoholicninja]

OMG. Tombstone!!!

[FourFifty]

:rofl: THE MIZ!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[Xerzes]

Days where Poochie doesn't get chokeslammed < Days where Poochie gets chokeslammed

[Hanso Amore]

I dont see where they are going with this....Face Miz and Morrison?

[SuperSlim]

ah man that brings back that storyline from way back then when Miz had Kelly's contract and "owned" her

[FourFifty]

Unless it's next week "I was sending a message to him, and I'll keep sending messages and hurting people until he steps up, blah blah blah."

[SuperSlim]

Orton's arm sleeve tattoos are awesome

[Hanso Amore]

Maybe this is a swerve.....like Kane asssumed it was Miz since he is a chick magment, and this will be like a weekly thing where he attacks someone thinking kelly likes him, and it will lead up to a big deal.

[KingofOldSchool]

I dont see where they are going with this....Face Miz and Morrison?

Or Kelly Kelly gave Kane a random name and she's protecting her real boyfriend?

[KingofOldSchool]

Unless it's next week "I was sending a message to him, and I'll keep sending messages and hurting people until he steps up, blah blah blah."

Well Kelly told him, since she asked him not to hurt the guy.

[thedamndest]

Miz attacked Jeff Hardy!

[Hanso Amore]

But we can assume it isnt any of those 4...so who? I would think Coffee so Punk and Regal can do their thing and Coffee can hang iwth kane and get over.

it wont be Rey, or HBK, or JBL, or cena, Bats, Jericho, Orton, Rhodes or Manu....who else could it be?

[KingofOldSchool]

But we can assume it isnt any of those 4...so who? I would think Coffee so Punk and Regal can do their thing and Coffee can hang iwth kane and get over.

it wont be Rey, or HBK, or JBL, or cena, Bats, Jericho, Orton, Rhodes or Manu....who else could it be?

Evan Bourne? Jamie Noble? Braden Walker?

[Londoner]

But we can assume it isnt any of those 4...so who? I would think Coffee so Punk and Regal can do their thing and Coffee can hang iwth kane and get over.

it wont be Rey, or HBK, or JBL, or cena, Bats, Jericho, Orton, Rhodes or Manu....who else could it be?

Christian?:shifty:

[KingofOldSchool]

Knock, knock

Kane: Who's there?

Braden Walker...and I'm fucking Kelly's brains out.

*Kane kills Walker*

[Triple Naitch]

Godfather

[jerichoholicninja]

I hope JBL makes HBM his driver. That would be hilarious.

[FourFifty]

But we can assume it isnt any of those 4...so who? I would think Coffee so Punk and Regal can do their thing and Coffee can hang iwth kane and get over.

it wont be Rey, or HBK, or JBL, or cena, Bats, Jericho, Orton, Rhodes or Manu....who else could it be?

The Brooklyn Brawler? He's still under contract.

[SuperSlim]

so what exactly does HBK do as JBL's newest employee

[Hanso Amore]

yeah, that would be sweet if that is how Christian comes back....or Tomko.

Save Christian for a big deal with Edge.

[Londoner]

This speech makes me laugh.

[KingofOldSchool]

so what exactly does HBK do as JBL's newest employee

He handles all of the shower stuff.

[Triple Naitch]

The executive penis is clean, your highness

[Hanso Amore]

Do you hear some guy creaming in the background?

[SuperSlim]

He handles all of the shower stuff.

That has to suck

[KingofOldSchool]

That has to suck

He's also JBL's personal boy toy.

[RawRocks]

This is almost as funny as Bush getting the shoes thrown at him.

[SuperSlim]

He's also JBL's personal boy toy.

sex toy? his sexy boy?

[KingofOldSchool]

HBK: The Professional Grocery Bagger

[Londoner]

:rofl::rofl::rofl:@this speech

Can't help it,sorry!

[Triple Naitch]

He's not his boy toy...(backup singers: boy toy)

:shifty:

[Londoner]

Tell ya what, I would love a Christian v HBK match.

[KingofOldSchool]

I'm just a grocery bagger,
Grocery baggeeerrr...
Paper or Plastic?
PLLAASSSTIIICC

[thedamndest]

Does he do EVERYTHING Orlando Jordan used to do?

[ClockShot]

"I'm sorry, I have to."

[FourFifty]

Are they booing HBK, or saying Boo-urns?

[jerichoholicninja]

That looks like it was a pretty sweet set last night.

[SuperSlim]

Mickie is hot

[FourFifty]

THERE IS NOTHING WRONG WITH WORKING AT A SUPERMARKET!!!!













Then again, I'm not some dipshit bagger.

[ClockShot]

Time to break out my Guess Who game.

[RawRocks]

So if it wasnt the Miz.. then who?

[KingofOldSchool]

So if it wasnt the Miz.. then who?

Braden Walker

[SuperSlim]

So this is gonna be the new story... who is Kelly's secret boy toy?

[ClockShot]

I prefer a soap opera.

It's a dying genre.

[Xerzes]

Sweet, more Ziggler action?

[KingofOldSchool]

Kelly is dating Dolph Ziggler!

[Corndad]

Dolph!

[ClockShot]

ZIGGY!

[Londoner]

Wtf lol

[Corndad]

South Pole?

[KingofOldSchool]

"Hi, I'm Dolph Ziggler...and I'm dating Kelly Kelly"

[Londoner]

ahhhh i see

[SuperSlim]

Ziggler is no Kennedy... Kennedy when he introduces himself

[thedamndest]

YES!