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Anybody Thrilla
12-16-2008, 09:21 PM
GET ROWDY!
It's the Great Khali!
The sexiest man in the Punjabi
I'll terrorize your upper card for a couple years
Standing next to Runjin with my dick by his ear
GET ROWDY!

:shifty:

Juan
12-16-2008, 09:23 PM
Hi, I'm Dolph Ziggler

Xero
12-16-2008, 09:25 PM
Roddy

Anybody Thrilla
12-16-2008, 09:27 PM
It's your turn, is what I'm saying.

Jeritron
12-16-2008, 09:29 PM
It's Buff Bagwell
I must shag well
I eat a snack wells
And blow angles

Roam around Thunder
With a gay top hat
Peanut butter jelly
with Sting's baseball bat
UGH
Knock em out the box
I worked the first WWF Nitro
For a night, bro
I'm so psycho
I get more play than Tyco

Pour some liquor out in the memory of American Males
Ugh
Yeah
Can't stop
Won't stop
Peace

Anybody Thrilla
12-16-2008, 09:36 PM
That's the spirit, Jeritron!

Juan
12-16-2008, 09:43 PM
It's Buff Bagwell
I must shag well
I eat a snack wells
And blow angles

Roam around Thunder
With a gay top hat
Peanut butter jelly
with Sting's baseball bat
UGH
Knock em out the box
I worked the first WWF Nitro
For a night, bro
I'm so psycho
I get more play than Tyco

Pour some liquor out in the memory of American Males
Ugh
Yeah
Can't stop
Won't stop
Peace

OH SNAP!

Afterlife
12-16-2008, 10:07 PM
I'll need the actual R-Trugh lyrics to do this properly.

Anybody Thrilla
12-16-2008, 10:12 PM
No you will not.

Anybody Thrilla
12-16-2008, 10:16 PM
*sigh*

OK, fine Afterlife, it goes like this....

GET ROWDY!

Shitty rap for a while

GET ROWDY!

Now go!

DAMN iNATOR
12-16-2008, 10:19 PM
I've been wondering for a bit: Who would win a Battle Rap between R-Truth and Cena before he lost creative controle over his freestyling raps?

Anybody Thrilla
12-16-2008, 10:21 PM
Definitely Cena. Definitely.

AKin3D
12-16-2008, 11:17 PM
cena hands down. Hell Angle could take him.

DAMN iNATOR
12-16-2008, 11:20 PM
cena hands down. Hell Angle could take him.


Or probably even Big Show. Or Santino, even, as much as I hate to admit it.

Afterlife
12-17-2008, 11:40 PM
I've been wondering for a bit: Who would win a Battle Rap between R-Truth and Cena before he lost creative controle over his freestyling raps?

Well, Cena doesn't have a lisp and a grating voice. Plus, he's blacker.

thedamndest
12-17-2008, 11:52 PM
What about R-Truth and K-Kwik?

Nark Order
12-17-2008, 11:56 PM
I am legend hunter
A purified head punter
I injure my shoulder
but I got Cody as a place holder
I'm second generation because of my dad
If you disrespect me, I'l shit in your bag
When I won my first belt, my head was reeling
Uh Oh. Trips didn't like that I shattered the glass ceiling
The whole damn scenario was pretty insane
Even CM Punk got a longer title reign
You may not like me, but even so
If you cross my path, you're feeling

R
K
O

WORD

Nark Order
12-18-2008, 12:11 AM
I Kung Fu Naki
This what I say
I lose more matches than what I weigh
They give me cruiser belt but I was shit
WWE retire belt on Finlay's midget

Jeritron
12-18-2008, 03:37 AM
Hickory Dickory Dock
Pat Patterson sucked my cock
It got me a push
It tickled my bush
And Vince paid me not to talk

Little Jim Ross
Sat on his boss
Stomping his mudhole in way
Along came Gerald Brisco
With a big tub of Crisco
And business picked up today!

Chris Benoit drank lots of wine
Chris Benoit had a short climb
All of his bibles and all of his texts
Couldn't do justice like a weighted bowflex

Rollermacka
12-18-2008, 12:24 PM
*sigh*

OK, fine Afterlife, it goes like this....

GET ROWDY!

Shitty rap for a while

GET ROWDY!

Now go!

Maybe I'm the only one who see it but maybe they could stick DJ Gabriel and R-Truth together as a tag team. This way Truth raps and Gabriel dances.

Destor
12-18-2008, 06:58 PM
I am legend hunter
A purified head punter
I injure my shoulder
but I got Cody as a place holder
I'm second generation because of my dad
If you disrespect me, I'l shit in your bag
When I won my first belt, my head was reeling
Uh Oh. Trips didn't like that I shattered the glass ceiling
The whole damn scenario was pretty insane
Even CM Punk got a longer title reign
You may not like me, but even so
If you cross my path, you're feeling

R
K
O

WORD
He's third generation.

thedamndest
12-18-2008, 07:01 PM
Dad and bag don't really rhyme.

Jeritron
12-18-2008, 08:16 PM
Mine aren't raps. They're mother goose rhymes

Anybody Thrilla
12-18-2008, 11:14 PM
R-Truth doesn't really do nursery rhymes.

Nark Order
12-18-2008, 11:39 PM
I DON'T SEE YOU ALL TRYING, GOD DAMNIT.

Afterlife
12-19-2008, 04:56 AM
I can't do shitty rap parody without shitty rap lyrics. Alls I'm sayin.