Any other wrestler with an R-Truth gimmick

[Anybody Thrilla]

GET ROWDY!
It's the Great Khali!
The sexiest man in the Punjabi
I'll terrorize your upper card for a couple years
Standing next to Runjin with my dick by his ear
GET ROWDY!

:shifty:

[Juan]

Hi, I'm Dolph Ziggler

[Xero]

Roddy

[Anybody Thrilla]

It's your turn, is what I'm saying.

[Jeritron]

It's Buff Bagwell
I must shag well
I eat a snack wells
And blow angles

Roam around Thunder
With a gay top hat
Peanut butter jelly
with Sting's baseball bat
UGH
Knock em out the box
I worked the first WWF Nitro
For a night, bro
I'm so psycho
I get more play than Tyco

Pour some liquor out in the memory of American Males
Ugh
Yeah
Can't stop
Won't stop
Peace

[Anybody Thrilla]

That's the spirit, Jeritron!

[Juan]

It's Buff Bagwell
I must shag well
I eat a snack wells
And blow angles

Roam around Thunder
With a gay top hat
Peanut butter jelly
with Sting's baseball bat
UGH
Knock em out the box
I worked the first WWF Nitro
For a night, bro
I'm so psycho
I get more play than Tyco

Pour some liquor out in the memory of American Males
Ugh
Yeah
Can't stop
Won't stop
Peace

OH SNAP!

[Afterlife]

I'll need the actual R-Trugh lyrics to do this properly.

[Anybody Thrilla]

No you will not.

[Anybody Thrilla]

*sigh*

OK, fine Afterlife, it goes like this....

GET ROWDY!

Shitty rap for a while

GET ROWDY!

Now go!

[DAMN iNATOR]

I've been wondering for a bit: Who would win a Battle Rap between R-Truth and Cena before he lost creative controle over his freestyling raps?

[Anybody Thrilla]

Definitely Cena. Definitely.

[AKin3D]

cena hands down. Hell Angle could take him.

[DAMN iNATOR]

cena hands down. Hell Angle could take him.


Or probably even Big Show. Or Santino, even, as much as I hate to admit it.

[Afterlife]

I've been wondering for a bit: Who would win a Battle Rap between R-Truth and Cena before he lost creative controle over his freestyling raps?

Well, Cena doesn't have a lisp and a grating voice. Plus, he's blacker.

[thedamndest]

What about R-Truth and K-Kwik?

[Nark Order]

I am legend hunter
A purified head punter
I injure my shoulder
but I got Cody as a place holder
I'm second generation because of my dad
If you disrespect me, I'l shit in your bag
When I won my first belt, my head was reeling
Uh Oh. Trips didn't like that I shattered the glass ceiling
The whole damn scenario was pretty insane
Even CM Punk got a longer title reign
You may not like me, but even so
If you cross my path, you're feeling

R
K
O

WORD

[Nark Order]

I Kung Fu Naki
This what I say
I lose more matches than what I weigh
They give me cruiser belt but I was shit
WWE retire belt on Finlay's midget

[Jeritron]

Hickory Dickory Dock
Pat Patterson sucked my cock
It got me a push
It tickled my bush
And Vince paid me not to talk

Little Jim Ross
Sat on his boss
Stomping his mudhole in way
Along came Gerald Brisco
With a big tub of Crisco
And business picked up today!

Chris Benoit drank lots of wine
Chris Benoit had a short climb
All of his bibles and all of his texts
Couldn't do justice like a weighted bowflex

[Rollermacka]

*sigh*

OK, fine Afterlife, it goes like this....

GET ROWDY!

Shitty rap for a while

GET ROWDY!

Now go!

Maybe I'm the only one who see it but maybe they could stick DJ Gabriel and R-Truth together as a tag team. This way Truth raps and Gabriel dances.

[Destor]

I am legend hunter
A purified head punter
I injure my shoulder
but I got Cody as a place holder
I'm second generation because of my dad
If you disrespect me, I'l shit in your bag
When I won my first belt, my head was reeling
Uh Oh. Trips didn't like that I shattered the glass ceiling
The whole damn scenario was pretty insane
Even CM Punk got a longer title reign
You may not like me, but even so
If you cross my path, you're feeling

R
K
O

WORD
He's third generation.

[thedamndest]

Dad and bag don't really rhyme.

[Jeritron]

Mine aren't raps. They're mother goose rhymes

[Anybody Thrilla]

R-Truth doesn't really do nursery rhymes.

[Nark Order]

I DON'T SEE YOU ALL TRYING, GOD DAMNIT.

[Afterlife]

I can't do shitty rap parody without shitty rap lyrics. Alls I'm sayin.