Did Kizarny ever debut?

[Xero]

Or have they just ran the promos?

Do they still run the promos?

[thedamndest]

He's at least up to dizark mizatches.

[Juan]

Apparently he's a childhood friend of Edge and Christian. Can't wait to see him debut. Not too thrilled about the carny gimmick though.

[Dorkchop]

His gimmick will last a couple of months before he becomes a jobber on Heat. I'm interested in seeing what he's like in the ring. Doubtful he's even half as good as Edge, but if he is it'd be nice.

[Kane Knight]

What the Hell's a Kizarny?

[Xero]

It's a tizerrible gimmick.

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[St. Jimmy]

First i've heard or seen any of this. Wow. Pretty awful.

[thedamndest]

IT'S NOT A GIMMICK!

[Xero]

IT'S NOT A GIZIMMICK!

[Destor]

I have a freind that everytime he talks to me he speaks ONLY in carny. It's very ROLF.

[Destor]

LOL @ ROLF. Not going to change it though.

[Xero]

So that is Carny? lol

[Destor]

lol

[St. Jimmy]

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[.44 Magdalene]

Man, I was hoping he'd use actual carnival lingo... like rubes and gaff and the patch.

[Kane Knight]

It's a tizerrible gimmick.

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If Dizestor was an ICP Fizan.

[Destor]

...I am :(

[Impact!]

Holy fucking lol, that is terrible...

[James Steele]

Who thought that would even get one fucking ounce of overness?

[Kane Knight]

I love that video far more than I have any right to, simply because it is sooooo fucking terrible.

[Dorkchop]

I'm looking forward to an over the top entrance

[.44 Magdalene]

Over the big top that is

[Afterlife]

You know what upsets me most about Kizarny? It's the Goon, all over again. A great fucking idea with nigh endless potential and room for evolution...stunted by horrible, horrible execution. A carnival barker gimmick could be huge; the showmanship would be amazing, the lingo would be inspiring, the whole presentation of the man would bring interest and intrigue. Give him the look and the pressence, and let his wrestling and personality do the rest. THAT is a carnival gimmick.

Instead, we get a weirdo with a speech impediment. Greati dea, bad execution.

Again.

[Blue Demon]

He's debuting next week

[Dave Youell]

It could work, him saying that WWE is his carnival and they are all going for a ride or some shit.

Yes, I will try to find some positives out of anything in wrestling

[.44 Magdalene]

Well, like I said--it would work like a motherfucker if his gimmick was just the carnival folk thing. Circus puns are easy to make, and the guy does look convincingly crazy.

The prizoblem izis thazat yizou cizan't gizet ovizer lizike thizis. Thizis is dizetrimental to the entizire gizimick and is clizearly hizarming his abizality to cizut prizomos.

[Kane Knight]

Well, like I said--it would work like a motherfucker if his gimmick was just the carnival folk thing. Circus puns are easy to make, and the guy does look convincingly crazy.

Plus, it's easy to find wrestlers with bad teeth, heroin addictions, and a family tree that braids.

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To be honest, you can get over as a carnie just about as well as you cizan a jizuggalo cizarny.

Both are effectively novelty gimmicks. One's a little dumber, but neither is really worth a flying fish. Beyond novelty. Few novelties even get truly over.

[Blue Demon]

Just like Eugene.

[Kane Knight]

Just like Eugene.

Yeah, Carnies and retards do have a lot in common. :D

[.44 Magdalene]

But if wrestlers are carnies, and carnies resemble retards, then...

[Blitz]

Missed his dark match last night, pritty pissed.

[Blue Demon]

I don't know why, but I've been watching that video a lot :-\

[.44 Magdalene]

Colt Cabana vs Kizarny.


Sort of.


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[Kane Knight]

But if wrestlers are carnies, and carnies resemble retards, then...

By jove, you may be on to something.

[Tornado]

That ring announcer is fucking awful.

[Purgatory]

Colt Cabana vs Kizarny.


Sort of.


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So,basically, they just repackaged this Sinn Bowdee guy as Kizarney and put him on Smackdown? Chrizist...

[.44 Magdalene]

That's what WWE developmental is all about

[Savio]

Kizarny sucks bizalls

[Kane Knight]

Sizavior Knows His Bizisuness.

[.44 Magdalene]

Sizucks*

Knizows*

Hizis...?*

[Kane Knight]

Knows was a mistake, 4Diz4. His was intentionizal.

[Xero]

Kizane Kiznight iz Krizazy!

[Blue Demon]

Thisus isiz Stizupid

[Kane Knight]

Sizascha is Gizay.

[Kane Knight]

Fizuck Israizel.

[BobBitchen]

he debuted tuesday at smackdown

[Xero]

Yay.