Vastardikai
12-18-2008, 02:17 AM
This was set up because of a thread about MST3K, and ideas I have been thinking about for a while...
1. See No Evil Re-Released with MST3K commentary: The movie was unintentionally hilarious to begin with. Just play it up as a dark comedy, and it would actually rule. Especially play up the porn director.
2. Vanessa Hutchens Sex Tape: speaking of porn... You can almost see it coming. She's already got nude pictures on the internets, so it's the next logical step.
3. Live Action Samurai X movie (aka Rurouni Kenshin OVA): I just want to see something ridiculously violent. And, it's funny to see Bill O'Reilly shit himself in mock outrage. You think blood fountains were bad? How about death by being cut in half, getting cut into thirds, and more decapitations than the Reign of Terror in France?
4. E-Wrestling Documentary/Movie: More of a story on the dying art. Documentary can show some of the losers behind the scenes (making fun of myself, here.). Movie can, too, but also show some of the roleplays acted out by real wrestlers. It'd be kind of Sidekicks funny, I'd think.
5. A Musical type movie based on the Greatest Hits of Black Sabbath: I think Include both Ozzy and Dio eras here. I want to do this as a fuck you to ABBA. I mean, 10 years ago they had the fucking Teenybopper band. Now they have the musical, and people actually go see that shit. I think a horror-type musical can work. Like a guy, before getting killed by "the Ironman," doing a line of blow and break into "Snowblind." I don't know. I just picture it as being significantly less gay than "Mama Mia." (I'm seeing ads for both the DVD AND The Musical coming to my town, so "Mama Mia" is really making me contemplate violence.)
Anyway, post your comments, rants, suggestions, whatever here.
1. See No Evil Re-Released with MST3K commentary: The movie was unintentionally hilarious to begin with. Just play it up as a dark comedy, and it would actually rule. Especially play up the porn director.
2. Vanessa Hutchens Sex Tape: speaking of porn... You can almost see it coming. She's already got nude pictures on the internets, so it's the next logical step.
3. Live Action Samurai X movie (aka Rurouni Kenshin OVA): I just want to see something ridiculously violent. And, it's funny to see Bill O'Reilly shit himself in mock outrage. You think blood fountains were bad? How about death by being cut in half, getting cut into thirds, and more decapitations than the Reign of Terror in France?
4. E-Wrestling Documentary/Movie: More of a story on the dying art. Documentary can show some of the losers behind the scenes (making fun of myself, here.). Movie can, too, but also show some of the roleplays acted out by real wrestlers. It'd be kind of Sidekicks funny, I'd think.
5. A Musical type movie based on the Greatest Hits of Black Sabbath: I think Include both Ozzy and Dio eras here. I want to do this as a fuck you to ABBA. I mean, 10 years ago they had the fucking Teenybopper band. Now they have the musical, and people actually go see that shit. I think a horror-type musical can work. Like a guy, before getting killed by "the Ironman," doing a line of blow and break into "Snowblind." I don't know. I just picture it as being significantly less gay than "Mama Mia." (I'm seeing ads for both the DVD AND The Musical coming to my town, so "Mama Mia" is really making me contemplate violence.)
Anyway, post your comments, rants, suggestions, whatever here.