And you people think I am insane...

[Mr. Nerfect]

This writer has been annoying me for some time. The stuff he posts is just so whacked out. Obviously a clever writer, but come on. This is just so hilarious I have to share it around. I guess the idea is to be crazy, but if he reeled it in a bit, there might be something to salvage (Jeff Hardy jumping to TNA, for example, would be an profession-shaking moment). I'm fairly certain his articles started off as attempts at seriousness, though (and I believe it still somewhat remains). His first column was about how fans don't like John Cena because they are homophobic, or something like that.

http://www.411mania.com/wrestling/columns/92746

[IC Champion]

Noid actually was able to go out and find someone crazier than himself, kudos.

[Tazz Dan]

Since when has Lux written internet columns :?:

[DrA]

http://z.about.com/d/prowrestling/1/0/H/B/-/-/tripleh04.jpg

[Kane Knight]

Noid actually was able to go out and find someone crazier than himself, kudos.

[BigDaddyCool]

Noid, I don't think you are crazy. I know you are dumb, but not crazy.

[Kane Knight]

Noid, I don't think you are crazy. I know you are dumb, but not crazy.

Can't he be both?

Anyway, I find it laughable that Noid is going after someone who labels his work as a "wacky wrestling theory." Already, he's made himself more credible than Noid by including that word "wacky" in the headline of his article.

But then, what do you want to bet Noid would be blowing this guy's crazy run-on theories if only he wasn't treating Triple H like he was legit, both in the ring and out?

After all, Noid only hates Triple H and Shawn Michaels because they're like "the cool kids." And Noid can't dispute that little instance of quote mining without being the biggest hypocrite on the board. ;)

[screech]

Wow that guy is retarded. Jeff in UFC? Really, fucknut?

I know it's supposed to be 'wacky' or something, but that is just stupid.

[Jeritron]

http://images.quizilla.com/P/pacosmotorbike/1056348412_razy_hosts.jpg

[Juan]

lol

[Mr. Nerfect]

Can't he be both?

Anyway, I find it laughable that Noid is going after someone who labels his work as a "wacky wrestling theory." Already, he's made himself more credible than Noid by including that word "wacky" in the headline of his article.

But then, what do you want to bet Noid would be blowing this guy's crazy run-on theories if only he wasn't treating Triple H like he was legit, both in the ring and out?

After all, Noid only hates Triple H and Shawn Michaels because they're like "the cool kids." And Noid can't dispute that little instance of quote mining without being the biggest hypocrite on the board. ;)

Yeah, you're just making an ass of yourself now. Like really badly. I'm also willing to wager a large sum of money that I am smarter than BDC. And an even larger sum that I live a happier life than you.

[El Fangel]

Noid, your one of my favorite posters on here. So dont take this personally, but is that you in disguise on the other site?

[The Optimist]

God damn, Wild & Crazy Kids.

[Mr. Nerfect]

Noid, your one of my favorite posters on here. So dont take this personally, but is that you in disguise on the other site?

Nope. If it were me, and I was writing a column called "Wacky Wrestling Theory," I'd maybe talk about how Jeff Hardy could potentially change the face of wrestling by jumping to TNA, and throwing the WWE Title in the trash before being his own man in between the Main Event Mafia/Frontline stuff.

Jeff Hardy is UFC is just too whacked. Even for me. I just thought I'd share it for fun. And, as I said, while it seems he does post things to be crazy, he got quite defensive when he was called on it, his earlier stuff seems to be more serious. But just as retarded.

There are some great writers on that website, though.

[James Steele]

Noid, this is exactly why you are respected by the TPWW elite.

[BigDaddyCool]

Yeah, you're just making an ass of yourself now. Like really badly. I'm also willing to wager a large sum of money that I am smarter than BDC. And an even larger sum that I live a happier life than you.

I don't know, I'm pretty smart. How do you propose to settle this wager cause I could really use a large sum of money.

[BigDaddyCool]

Yeah, you're just making an ass of yourself now. Like really badly. I'm also willing to wager a large sum of money that I am smarter than BDC. And an even larger sum that I live a happier life than you.

Also, does the mean you admit to being dumber than Kane Knight and more unhappy than me? Cause if this is true, right now I'm really pissed off, not because of you but because of maintenance issues at home.

[Kane Knight]

Yeah, you're just making an ass of yourself now. Like really badly. I'm also willing to wager a large sum of money that I am smarter than BDC. And an even larger sum that I live a happier life than you.
There's a phrase, "a fool and his money are soon parted."

In yoru case, it's probably an understatement. Look, a typo. Noid will be all over that.

Anyway, I love how every time I say something that makes you look dumb, you try this "making an ass of yourself" sort of deal. It's like complete denial that you've been burned for your own stupidity.

Then again, I probably do look like an ass--I'm picking on a retard after all. :D

[Mr. Nerfect]

There's a phrase, "a fool and his money are soon parted."

In yoru case, it's probably an understatement. Look, a typo. Noid will be all over that.

Anyway, I love how every time I say something that makes you look dumb, you try this "making an ass of yourself" sort of deal. It's like complete denial that you've been burned for your own stupidity.

Then again, I probably do look like an ass--I'm picking on a retard after all. :D

There's another phrase: "A toddler can repeat what it heard it's mother say."

My money and I are doing just fine, thanks. Even through the Christmas season, where I give gifts to a lot of my loved ones. This list is long and expansive, KK, including many women and many success stories. Are you jealous, KK?

Also, you look like an ass because you're 84% ass. The other 14% is just very good ass-imitator. Hey look, the numbers don't add up. Notcox will jump all over that.

You have never burned me, KK. It's nice you award yourself nice little nods like that, but a burn actually has to land. If it seems like I'm in denial about the impact of your attempts at wit, or what have you -- it's because they're not good enough. It's also sad that you justify silliness when the word "wacky" is put in front of it here, but whenever I go off on a tangent about something unrealistic happening, I often warn about it being so, and you still go off about how unrealistic it is.

That was not a burn -- I very often post things without the intention of them being unrealistic, likely, or even serious. And I say so. You just made yourself look ridiculous.

You went on about me hating Triple H and Shawn Michaels because they're "the cool kids." Epic burn, dude! You should totally write Scary Movie 5. I dislike DX because they're not funny together. "The cool kids throwing paper clips in science class" analogy I have been known to use is just to emphasise how stupid their antics have become. But yes, that has everything to do about why I didn't agree with this article about Jeff Hardy becoming a UFC competitor. You just made yourself look ridiculous.

This guy treated Triple H like he was the Anti-Christ, and some sort of cancer that would stop Jeff Hardy from ever being successful, and that Jeff Hardy's WWE Title reign was bound to be the end of him. Not only is this more paranoid of Triple H's determination to destroy all that is good than most in the IWC, but I fail to see the point about him treating Triple H "legit." You just made yourself look ridiculous.

As for cracking a retard joke? That's just sad.

[Mr. Nerfect]

Also, does the mean you admit to being dumber than Kane Knight and more unhappy than me? Cause if this is true, right now I'm really pissed off, not because of you but because of maintenance issues at home.

Are you saying Chris Jericho is never going to amount to anything? That CM Punk's title reign will send the WWE bankrupt? That Batista does not work a heavy schedule?

Also, BDC, let's face it. You're no genius. But if you want to post an IQ, achievements, qualifications, etc. go ahead. I won't give you any money, because you don't deserve it. But feel free. It may not prove anything, but it'd give me a laff-and-a-haff.

There's a phrase, "a fool and his money are soon parted."

In yoru case, it's probably an understatement. Look, a typo. Noid will be all over that.

Anyway, I love how every time I say something that makes you look dumb, you try this "making an ass of yourself" sort of deal. It's like complete denial that you've been burned for your own stupidity.

Then again, I probably do look like an ass--I'm picking on a retard after all. :D

There's another phrase: "A toddler can repeat what it heard it's mother say."

My money and I are doing just fine, thanks. Even through the Christmas season, where I give gifts to a lot of my loved ones. This list is long and expansive, including many women and many success stories. Are you jealous, KK?

Also, you look like an ass because you're 84% ass. The other 14% is just very good ass-imitator. Hey look, the numbers don't add up. Notcox will jump all over that.

You have never burned me, KK. It's nice you award yourself nice little nods like that, but a burn actually has to land. If it seems like I'm in denial about the impact of your attempts at wit, or what have you -- it's because they're not good enough. It's also sad that you justify silliness when the word "wacky" is put in front of it here, but whenever I go off on a tangent about something unrealistic happening, I often warn about it being so, and you still go off about how unrealistic it is.

That was not a burn -- I very often post things without the intention of them being unrealistic, likely, or even serious. And I say so. You just made yourself look ridiculous.

You went on about me hating Triple H and Shawn Michaels because they're "the cool kids." Epic burn, dude! You should totally write Scary Movie 5. I dislike DX because they're not funny together. "The cool kids throwing paper clips in science class" analogy I have been known to use is just to emphasise how stupid their antics have become. But yes, that has everything to do about why I didn't agree with this article about Jeff Hardy becoming a UFC competitor. You just made yourself look ridiculous.

This guy treated Triple H like he was the Anti-Christ, and some sort of cancer that would stop Jeff Hardy from ever being successful, and that Jeff Hardy's WWE Title reign was bound to be the end of him. Not only is this more paranoid of Triple H's determination to destroy all that is good than most in the IWC, but I fail to see the point about him treating Triple H "legit." You just made yourself look ridiculous.

As for cracking a retard joke? That's just sad.

[El Fangel]

Might want to edit that bro.

[screech]

Every thread

[BigDaddyCool]

Are you saying Chris Jericho is never going to amount to anything? That CM Punk's title reign will send the WWE bankrupt? That Batista does not work a heavy schedule?

Also, BDC, let's face it. You're no genius. But if you want to post an IQ, achievements, qualifications, etc. go ahead. I won't give you any money, because you don't deserve it. But feel free. It may not prove anything, but it'd give me a laff-and-a-haff.

:wtf:

Um, Jericho hasn't amounted to much. He was interesting then went boring a monotone. Sure he was a 2 time champion, but a paper champion that was only champion so he could be jobbed out to Batista and Cena. I never said CM Punk's title reign will send the WWE into bankruptcy. Also, I was arguing that Batista's schedule is fairly heavy.

Depending on the tests I've taken, my i.q. is between 130 and 148, I mean if you really want to know. So techinically that is just below genius levels, but I'm not a retard...

[IC Champion]

Things get so hostile so quick

[Kane Knight]

I'm not sure why I should be particularly jealous of a guy making claims on the internet. I'm sure you have reasons to project that on me, but those would remain your own.

Also, criticizing someone for retard jokes when you yourself have done the same? Oops.

I await many, many more posts of you reassuring yourself that you are all you claim. :y:

[Mr. Nerfect]

:wtf:

Um, Jericho hasn't amounted to much. He was interesting then went boring a monotone. Sure he was a 2 time champion, but a paper champion that was only champion so he could be jobbed out to Batista and Cena. I never said CM Punk's title reign will send the WWE into bankruptcy. Also, I was arguing that Batista's schedule is fairly heavy.

Depending on the tests I've taken, my i.q. is between 130 and 148, I mean if you really want to know. So techinically that is just below genius levels, but I'm not a retard...

Good for you. Glad you're not as stupid as you come off sometimes. Also, I was paying you out for putting words in my mouth, and taking things way out of context in regards to the wrestling analogies. It's sort of a running gag around here, it seems. Unlike KK, I won't use you not getting that to insult your intelligence.

I'm not sure why I should be particularly jealous of a guy making claims on the internet. I'm sure you have reasons to project that on me, but those would remain your own.

Also, criticizing someone for retard jokes when you yourself have done the same? Oops.

I await many, many more posts of you reassuring yourself that you are all you claim. :y:

See, what I posted really wasn't about me. Those "claims" you are chalking up to internet bravado? Irrelevant, I was merely mocking you in a light way. You can reflect that back to me, if you want, but I'm content with my life -- I was just questioning if you were.

I see the irony of the retard thing was not completely lost on you. Well, the first layer of it, anyway. What can I say? If some people don't know, you just can't tell them.

[James Steele]

NOID! NOID! NOID! *CLAP CLAP CLAP* NOID! NOID! NOID! *CLAP CLAP CLAP* NOID! NOID! NOID!

[.44 Magdalene]

I just don't know what's satire anymore

[BigDaddyCool]

Good for you. Glad you're not as stupid as you come off sometimes. Also, I was paying you out for putting words in my mouth, and taking things way out of context in regards to the wrestling analogies. It's sort of a running gag around here, it seems. Unlike KK, I won't use you not getting that to insult your intelligence.

:wtf: You are the one that puts words in other people's mouths and constantly misquotes or takes a quote way out of context.

[Blue Demon]

http://www.adrants.com/images/moron_again.jpg

[Volare]

:wtf: You are the one that puts words in other people's mouths and constantly misquotes or takes a quote way out of context.

Look what he did to me and some of my posts.

[BigDaddyCool]

Volare, do you mean what I did to some of your post or what noid did? Cause I don't really respond to you.

[Kane Knight]

Look what he did to me and some of my posts.

Look what he did with some of mine. I went from "I hope it is Jericho, but you guys are jumping the gun" to "CHRIS JERICHO IS NEVER RETURNING!"

[Volare]

Post #43
http://www.tpwwforums.com/showthread.php?t=84974&page=2

[BigDaddyCool]

Ah yes, I recall that day fondly. He is such a douche.

[Volare]

Damn, gotta spread more rep.

[Kane Knight]

Post #43
http://www.tpwwforums.com/showthread.php?t=84974&page=2

Ah yes. I remember editing Noid for content.

Just to be clear, Noid, I was repeating your own claims that you post to antagonise people like me. In fact, you named in explicitly in those claims in the past, as well as BDC and the like. I didn't say "every time," which alters the tone and intent of my post, and takes it--as you might say--"way off-centre."

As for The All-American-American, you were addressing people, which in and of itself implies more than one person. You tossed on at the end that it wasn't offensive, something nobody was really claiming, near as I can tell. You also didn't mention that you thought it was fine as a main event gimmick, you said something rather open about "digging" it.

So what you meant was:

I don't see why <s>people</s>Xero Limit 126 <s>aren't digging</s> doesn't think the "All-American American" thing is main event material. It's just a witty attachment to Swagger's name to point out his amateur background and to prevent him from being "just a name." (This part is probably not needed unless you are agreeing with the "fine for a starter gimmick" notion, which you are evidently not). <s>There's nothing offensive about it.</s>Condensed, effectively, to one sentence. Two if you want to say "I do" in a second. It now actually says what you said you meant and excises the parts that are problematic.

[Mr. Nerfect]

Do you people know what the phrase "aren't digging" means? No? OK. Volare, do you like the name "All-American American?" Answer that honestly. If the answer is "not really," like your idea for dropping it would imply, then I don't see what the big issue is. If you love the name, and had a different reason for dropping it, it may have been better to elaborate. If the objection was to "there's nothing offensive about it," tell me what is offensive about it. At the very worst, that statement is redundant, and doesn't put words into people's mouths.

Look what he did with some of mine. I went from "I hope it is Jericho, but you guys are jumping the gun" to "CHRIS JERICHO IS NEVER RETURNING!"

Wrong. Just plain wrong. The issue I took with you there was that you went from saying "Guys, I don't think Jericho is returning yet. You are looking into the code way too much" (only with worse grammar) to "It was obvious he was going to return, so the ratings for his return date are a legitimate source to the current relevance of Chris Jericho."

I said wait until the following week, because not everybody did know Jericho was returning. You then re-iterated it was obvious he was, because of something given one of his coded videos, and I said that the code had proven false before, and that it could have just been a less cryptic hype video for him. That's when I left the thread, I believe. And apparently you went on to "explain some stuff to me" like you have the power to teach me anything.

Also, KK, you are not a good enough writer to EVER edit me for content. If I ever need my content edited, I will go to an actual author I respect. Do not ever take it upon yourself to touch my writings. Not even that report I did on South America in fourth grade. Now, as this is my thread, get the fuck out of it.

[addy2hotty]

Also, KK, you are not a good enough writer to EVER edit me for content. If I ever need my content edited, I will go to an actual author I respect. Do not ever take it upon yourself to touch my writings. Not even that report I did on South America in fourth grade. Now, as this is my thread, get the fuck out of it.

You know, this paragraph has convinced me that you are one of six possible things:-

1/ Crazy
2/ WAY WAY WAY WAY WAY WAY too serious
3/ Haven't got laid for sometime
4/ Still in the fourth grade
5/ Kane Knight
6/ So far up your own ass that you have no idea where to stick the toothbrush at night.

Seriously Noid, you may not need a author to edit your work but fuck, do you even read your own posts to see how ludicrious you sound?

[IC Champion]

Noid clearly doesn't read his own posts.

[Mr. Nerfect]

You know, this paragraph has convinced me that you are one of six possible things:-

1/ Crazy
2/ WAY WAY WAY WAY WAY WAY too serious
3/ Haven't got laid for sometime
4/ Still in the fourth grade
5/ Kane Knight
6/ So far up your own ass that you have no idea where to stick the toothbrush at night.

Seriously Noid, you may not need a author to edit your work but fuck, do you even read your own posts to see how ludicrious you sound?

1/ Haven't been found legally such as of yet.
2/ Nope. In this case, I was deadly serious, however.
3/ Got a girlfriend, so that's not a problem.
4/ Graduated fourth grade with flying colours, baby.
5/ No comment.
6/ Actually never met a person who has claimed I have an ego.

You missed 7.

7/ Feel violated by KK even touching anything I've written.