TPWWMania I: Kane Knight vs Noid

[James Steele]

Write how a WrestleMania-level feud with KK and Noid would be built up and how it would end on the biggest night on the internet...TPWWMANIA!

[IC Champion]

...

[.44 Magdalene]

Kane Knight is an overrated spot monkey

[Fabien Barthez]

Lamest thread of all time.

[DaveWadding]

Total squash.

[Evil Vito]

<font color=goldenrod>It would be overbooked and feature run-ins from Val Venis, Paul London, and Doug Basham.</font>

[Xero]

Noid in a "WrestleMania"-level feud? I have to assume this is along the lines of a Gimmick Battle Royal.

[KingofOldSchool]

<font color=goldenrod>It would be overbooked and feature run-ins from Val Venis, Paul London, and Doug Basham.</font>

Which will end in a SWURVE when Val Venis turns on and then turns on Noid.

Then the next week Val will debut his new film "A Knight's Tale".

[Xero]

Void in The Noid

[Indifferent Clox]

Ladies and Gentlemen it has been a long time coming, BUT TONIGHT IT FINALLY HAPPENS!!


This long and well comentated rivalry has sprung out of mutual hatred and desire for one thing.... and we don't quite know what that one thing is yet.

BUT TONIGHT IT WILL BE REVEALED!

I along with my.. I mean OUR audience have pretty much missed the point on all of Noid's elaborate dance like manauevers in the ring, it as if his every move has meaning but in the end it comes together in a a perhaps effective move that resembles a mating dance rather than a wrestling move. Throughought his many rounds of playing 'live a live' just to see the MIsawa Mutoh References in the middle of the ring Kane Knight would always appear on the monitor to interrupt him right at a crucial moment causing an "Incomplete" ending. Noid has announced that "TONIGHT THE GAME WILL NOT BE OVER!!!!"


Kane Knight has been training for years now, not figuring out how to make his opponents' attacks hurt him less but more. and he is able to now take in so much pain that he can unleash it in a way in which he considers much more painful, but no one has actually ever been 'defeated' per se.

TONIGHT TONIGHT TONIGHT!!!

THIS EPIC MATCH WILL GO DOWN!!!


-tbc-

[James Steele]

:lol:

I find it ironic that this is the only thread Kane Knight and Noid haven't taken over with their bitch-fued.

[Nark Order]

Lamest thread of all time.

[Xero]

Define "lamest".

[Nark Order]

Can I use a lifeline and call Destor?

[Fox]

Either Noid loses after the Stick Men (his nWo-esque stable) turn on him and KK takes him out with the Smug Bottom, or

KK loses when the Stick Men take out BDC, KK's only acquaintance, leaving him to get KO'd from Noid's NoidPost Cutter. BANG.

[.44 Magdalene]

Did you just attest to KK having a smug bottom?

[DrA]

This has the potential to be the best thread of the year.

[IC Champion]

What kinda odds are they giving on this epic contest.

[thedamndest]

Tuxedo Match.

[Xero]

Coal Miner's Glove Match

[Mr. Nerfect]

KK is probably the only guy I can use the Noid Post Cutter on. It takes so long to set up that only someone has immobile as KK would sit there and let me hit. Plus, he's got this weird man-crush thing on me, so he gives me the time and stage to hit such things.

The feud would probably begin when I lost a match to an awesome poster, such as Destor, and KK pointed out that I lost to a meth addict, like CM Punk. This gets a "WTF?" reaction from the crowd, and they lose interest in the feud right there. I point out that KK got beat by Fox earlier in the night, and that it's a bit ironic he's calling me out for losing, to which KK debuts his new catchphrase: "STRAAAAAWWWWWWWMAAAAANNNNN!" (Spelt as one word, despite "straw man" being two)

I start winning matches (if it's going to make a WrestleMania-level event, anyway), and KK keeps losing to guys like Afterlife, Fallen Angel and in a squash match to James Steele. He does, however, win the World Tag Team Championship with BDC, despite BDC not getting much reaction from the fans, nor being particularly good in the ring. BDC then gets dragged into our feud, where he and KK beat me down, with Xero joining them. Xero gets no reaction with his comedy heel gimmick, however, although mocking chants of "Santino!" blare whenever he does anything. As such, Xero is removed from the program almost as randomly as he came in.

After BDC and KK drop the World Tag Team Titles, due to BDC tearing a quad making love to his wife, KK begins to re-focus on me. He comes up to me and calls me a retard, and I point out that I am the guy winning matches, to which he screams "STRAAAAWWWMANNNN!!!!" A match is signed between us at the PPV, which sees KK embarrassed by me in the early rounds, do to my speed. KK gets pissed off, and uses heel techniques to take control of the match, only for the crowd to get bored and start chanting "BORING!" BDC returns to make a run-in, but tears his other quad trying to get into the ring, and has no consequence to the result. Xero comes out, but immediately returns to the back when the fans shit on his appearance.

I hit KK with the Noid Post Cutter, but only get two. I set-up for another NPC, but KK manages to counter by hitting the Strawman Slam for a two count. "The Hypocritcal Hippo" looks to put things away with the Low Center of Gravity Lock, but a masked figure hits KK with a steel chair. It's...WHAT WOULD KEVIN DO!!!! Kevin does what Kevin would do, and rings the bell right there. KK is reduced to mid-card status, while I feud with Destor over the World Title to freshen the product up.

[Xero]

Am I the only one who finds it troubling that Noid actually Noid Posted this?

[IC Champion]

Surprising? No. Troubling, Yes.

[Savio]

Lamest thread of all time.

[.44 Magdalene]

Spelt as one word, despite "straw man" being two


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[Mr. Nerfect]

Am I the only one who finds it troubling that Noid actually Noid Posted this?

It's a thread dedicated to KK and myself. I would find it troubling if we didn't post.

[Mr. Nerfect]

I honestly had no clue, .44. The English language is truly going to shit. Compound words are becoming such whores. All legitimate texts I have found call it a "straw-man" or "straw man" argument, but I will concede.

[.44 Magdalene]

WERE YOU EVEN BEING SATIRICAL



I CAN'T TELL

[.44 Magdalene]

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[.44 Magdalene]

I JUST ROLLED MY FACE OVER MY KEYBOARD AND IT WENT BTYGHJK YHBYHB6TGVYH

[Shadow]

Shadow would suddenly show up and kill both of them in a drug induced frenzy. Much rep is given to him as he tokes up and promptly forgets his new maineven status.

[.44 Magdalene]

And now I have the strangest taste in my mouth.

[Mr. Nerfect]

Shadow would suddenly show up and kill both of them in a drug induced frenzy. Much rep is given to him as he tokes up and promptly forgets his new maineven status.

That's three strikes on your wellness policy, Shadow. :(

[James Steele]

Wow...

[Jeritron]

You act as though this is a challenge for the guy who gives us 1500 words on how Mike Adamle will unify the WWE and TNA world titles at Cyber Sunday
He probably booked this last week while he was taking a shit

[Londoner]

:lol:@this thread

[KingofOldSchool]

Coal Miner's Glove Match

Viagra on a Pole

or

Pinata on a Pole

PINATA! PINATA! PINATA!

[Mr. Nerfect]

You act as though this is a challenge for the guy who gives us 1500 words on how Mike Adamle will unify the WWE and TNA world titles at Cyber Sunday
He probably booked this last week while he was taking a shit

You'd be surprised how much I book while doing a shit, actually.

[RottingFreak]

Is that why most of what you write comes off as shit? I mean, shit man...

[Blue Demon]

Kane Knight Vs. Fallen Angel...biggest bitch on a pole match.

[thedamndest]

This should probably involve Mr. T in some way.

[Mr. Nerfect]

Mr. T would probably be in my corner. Mr. XXXL would probably be in KK's. Way too easy, I know, but does KK deserve more?

[Mr. Nerfect]

Is that why most of what you write comes off as shit? I mean, shit man...

Who the fuck are you? Seriously?

[thedamndest]

That's RottingFreak.

[Mr. Nerfect]

Thanks for clearing that up, thedamndest.

[James Steele]

I could see a double turn ala WM 13...only KK would flop as a face because people don't cheer for massive tools that aren't powered by electricity.

[.44 Magdalene]

I could see a double turn ala WM 13...only KK would flop as a face because people don't cheer for massive tools that aren't powered by electricity.

http://www.buddytv.com/articles/Image/WWE-Raw/Randy-Orton-profile.jpg

[Nervous Ferret]

lol @ Noid's scenario.

[Nervous Ferret]

Also, The Critic :love:

[XL]

Mr. T would probably be in my corner. Mr. XXXL would probably be in KK's. Way too easy, I know, but does KK deserve more?
Hey, don't bring me into it! :shifty:

[IC Champion]

the match needs a guest referee.