Official Raw is Spoilin' for a #1 Contender Thread (12-22-08): Merry Knoxmas

[KingofOldSchool]

Four matches featuring former World Champs, the winners will face off in a fatal four way next week to determine who faces Cena at the Rumble.

*Shawn Michaels vs. Kane
*Rey Mysterio vs. John "Bradshaw" Layfield
*CM Punk vs. Chris Jericho
*Batista vs. Randy Orton
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Would have much rather seen HBK vs. Punk

[KYR]

I'm tipping HBK, Rey, Jericho and Orton as the winners.

[Indifferent Clox]

Orton
Michaels
JBL
Jericho

[ClockShot]

Jumping the gun a bit early, KoOS?

I got HBM, JBL, and Jericho winning. Don't know about Orton since I think Batista is gonna get a sub.

[KingofOldSchool]

PWInsider is saying that Batista is not at the show tonight to sell the punt from Orton last week.

Could we see Haastista?

[Legend Killer]

Jericho, Orton, Rey, Michaels

[Volare]

RKO RKO RKO RKO

[Volare]

BTW anyone wanna jump on justin.tv and piss off people in their chat? I've been drinking enough beer so I'm up for it.

[ClockShot]

Wanna see Orton open and run this show tonight.

Good evening, everyone.

[Innovator]

SANTINO

[KingofOldSchool]

GLAMARELLA!

[Volare]

I want Beth.

[Volare]

Shadupa your face!

[FourFifty]

Fucking Cena.......

Oh, by way...

'Sup Bitches!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[Innovator]

Cena fucks it up, yay

[ClockShot]

Toronto knows what's up with Cena.

[Volare]

John Chana lmfao

[KingofOldSchool]

John Geena?

[Volare]

Trish Trish Trish!!

[KingofOldSchool]

LOL Cena and Goldust?

[ClockShot]

Goldust.

450's night is complete.

[FourFifty]

Calling it- Trish

[KingofOldSchool]

Cena and Mickie back on?

[KingofOldSchool]

Oh yeah I forgot about the stupid blonde Candian

[Volare]

I wanna see Part 2 of the Mickie/Trish Misletoe kiss tonite!!

[FourFifty]

Goldust.

450's night is complete.

Yea, I can go ahead and go back to watching the Kane dvd.

[Afterlife]

I love me some Goldust. Who needs ovaries?

[KingofOldSchool]

Calling it- Trish

Rather obvious

[ClockShot]

Time to play "Who's the guy."

[Xerzes]

Uh..buh?

[Tb1]

Gotta be Trish

[KingofOldSchool]

It's the KKK!

[Volare]

WTF

[Innovator]

Cena is sticking up for the secret of Santa

Lamest babyface ever

[Volare]

Did she orgasm backstage on that small clip?

[Kane Knight]

This is not related to the program, but the guy upstairs is blaring Raw on his TV. I could hear the lyrics to the intro through the floor.

[Kane Knight]

I love me some Goldust. Who needs ovaries?

Fans of reproduction.

[Volare]

Just put her in Playboy already geez.

[Xerzes]

Please stop squinting, Kelly.

[Innovator]

The finanically heart broken kid

[Afterlife]

I would like very much for Kane (or anyone, really) to set Kelly Kelly on fire.

[Innovator]

HEY! HOW THE FUCK CAN YOU AFFORD THAT MUCH PYRO!?!?!

[KingofOldSchool]

He should have "Property of JBL" on his pants

[Volare]

Heh, I'd figure HBM would've came out with a shock collar since he works for JBL now.

[Afterlife]

Fans of reproduction.

Fuck reproduction.

[Tb1]

I wish HBM would work out more.

[Volare]

I see it now...HBK gives JBL his spot

[Tb1]

I see it now...HBK gives JBL his spot

[Xerzes]

Congratulations, Michael Cole. By the addition of being pathetic, you have become even creepier than Lawler.

[ClockShot]

Didn't see that coming.

[KingofOldSchool]

CROSSFACE!

RING THE BELL!

[Xerzes]

...no damnit no. Michaels and HHH need to stop doing the damn crossface. Not okay.

[Volare]

Yeah...what's his name would be very pissed.

[KingofOldSchool]

JBL's property wins!

[Volare]

So is that a W for JBL as well?

[Afterlife]

...no damnit no. Michaels and HHH need to stop doing the damn crossface. Not okay.


Not okay why?

[Volare]

They should've just renamed Death Race to Twisted Metal...pretty much the same damn thing.

[KingofOldSchool]

Now HBK will go back and "warm up" JBL for his match.

[Afterlife]

So is that a W for JBL as well?

I say yes, and next week HBM lays down.

[Volare]

I see it now...HBK gives JBL his spot

Ha ha I called it first!!

Just kiddin bro.

[Innovator]

Now HBK will go back and "warm up" JBL for his match.
http://i36.photobucket.com/albums/e39/MJA3/ShawnMichaelsTauntingAFan.gif

[Volare]

Innovator knows how to bring laughs.

[Volare]

What was that a 60+ yard punt?

[Innovator]

coffin corner punt

[ClockShot]

Top notch job to the boys in the A/V dept.

[FourFifty]

COFFEE!!!!!!!!

[KingofOldSchool]

COFFEE!

[Volare]

Boom Boom Boom!!

[Volare]

Legacy in the house!

[KingofOldSchool]

Merry Christmas Coffe, you get to job.

[FourFifty]

So was I the only one to mark out a bit as Ted's music?

[parkmania]

So, Manu's Catholic, eh?

Giving last rites like that.

[Xerzes]

Not okay why?

Precedent. If not permanent removal from WWE and wrestling on any national level in general, at least some time off. Maybe a decade.

[Volare]

I still liked the first theme they had when "Priceless" debueted at Night of Champions.


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[Mystic.Tenshi]

So was I the only one to mark out a bit as Ted's music?

Nah, I marked out a little too

[FourFifty]

Ah, these fans are hot. I dig it.

[ClockShot]

Crucifix. Been a while.

[FourFifty]

AH! I MISSED IT!
Wtf happened?

[KingofOldSchool]

COFFEE WINS!

HOLY MOLEY!

[Innovator]

Crucifix Bomb?!

Haven't seen that since Aries beat Joe

[Volare]

No job for Coffee!

[Volare]

He was talking about what color thong she should wear when she goes for playboy.

[KingofOldSchool]

And there is the "Let's try to pull a fast one by making the fans think it's Kelly."

[Afterlife]

Merry Christmas Coffe, you get to job.

Laugh.

[Volare]

KoOS was wrong for once...wow. What the hell man down a few beers or somethin! Don't you dare pull a MVP!

[Afterlife]

Precedent. If not permanent removal from WWE and wrestling on any national level in general, at least some time off. Maybe a decade.

You do realise the hold didn't kill it's wife and sone in a double murder suicide?

[Innovator]

KoOS was wrong for once...wow. What the hell man down a few beers or somethin! Don't you dare pull a MVP!
job for a year straight?

[ClockShot]

SimSnuka kissing ass.

[KingofOldSchool]

The Sims Snuka wants to play with the big boys.

[Xerzes]

So..Deuce turned a different color. That's kinda weird.

[Volare]

Snuka Jr. Hell Yeah!

[KingofOldSchool]

And here is "Not Poor Yet" HBK and "I'm Too Cheap to Give My Best Friend Money" Triple H

[Volare]

Hey now that's not fair. Triple H had to buy presents for his 2 kids this year!

[KingofOldSchool]

Hunter doesn't want to spend time with his in-laws.

MEGA HEAT

[Volare]

LMAO

[ClockShot]

Alzheimer's kicking in?

[Londoner]

God this is shit.

[KingofOldSchool]

LOL BURN

[Londoner]

Been a good show though so far.

[KingofOldSchool]

PUNK AND HBK!

[FourFifty]

:rofl: You had hair!!!!!

[KingofOldSchool]

Oh no HBK is cheating on Hunter with Punk!

[ClockShot]

I'M BROKE! HELP ME, BUDDY!

[Volare]

MEGA FACE!

[Londoner]

This is just laughable.

[Londoner]

Bullshit,Bullshit,Bullshit!

[ClockShot]

Next thing you know, he gonna be standing next to a red pot ringing a bell outside a Wal-mart.

[Volare]

HBM is gonna steal all of JBL's Mamajuanaextreme.com profits!!

[Afterlife]

This angle would work for Venis. Not for Michaels.

[Volare]

Jillian Hall is gold! But Mickie and Melina is hot!

[KingofOldSchool]

MELINA RIDING MICKIE!

[ClockShot]

Zzzzzzzzzzzzz.

[Londoner]

Jillian Hall is gold!

You must be joking!

[FourFifty]

Melina makes a HORRIBLE face.

[Volare]

You must be joking!

YES! Yes I am!

[KingofOldSchool]

That entrance needs to be on Smackdown vs. Raw 2010

[Indifferent Clox]

Noid tell me how the rest of this show ends up it must involve val venis

MERRY CHRISTMAS

[Volare]

Triple Haitch god I miss that.

[parkmania]

LAYLA BUTT CRACK SHOT! REAL PIC HERE!

[Londoner]

Something fucked up with my posts there!

[Afterlife]

I really want to go to bed. And the chick fight isn't helping.

[Volare]

2 covers and no pinfall counts... WTF!

[thedamndest]

Melina makes a HORRIBLE face.

I think her gimmick is "I got injured awhile ago and so I don't scream like a bitch anymore. Cheer for me, dammit!"

[parkmania]

I think her gimmick is "I got injured awhile ago and so I don't scream like a bitch anymore. Cheer for me, dammit!"

She doesn't? I beg to differ.

[Volare]

Anyone got the botch-a-meter counter on?

[Londoner]

Finally.

[Innovator]

CODE REEEEEEEEEEEEED, looked better there

[ClockShot]

Mickie crying?

[thedamndest]

WTF JOHN CENA DON'T NEED NO DIVA!

[KingofOldSchool]

Melina looked like she was going to cry.

[ClockShot]

BURN NOTICE!

[Volare]

You don't think Mickie actually took some damage to her knee do ya?

[Volare]

BTW anyone on here got X-Box live wanna B.S. hit me up.

Name is DJp5yk10ne

[KingofOldSchool]

You don't think Mickie actually took some damage to her knee do ya?

She looked in serious pain that didn't look like it was just her selling.

[Indifferent Clox]

regal commentary amazing

[Indifferent Clox]

nice move by melina williams

i mean steiner

i mean ... melina

[Innovator]

Oh yeah, WWE shouldn't tease me with CM Punk vs. Shawn Michaels

[KingofOldSchool]

MERRY KNOXMAS

[Volare]

So Knox is using a version of the Full Throttle that Palumbo used?

[Londoner]

HBK to interfere in this?

[KingofOldSchool]

NOOOOO

Mike Knox doesn't take nights off, nights take off from Mike Knox

[ClockShot]

JBL with no limo.

Hmmmmmmmmmm.......

[Volare]

lol KoOS.

[Volare]

I still like Rey Rey's ink.

[Londoner]

JBL with no limo.

Hmmmmmmmmmm.......

Maybe he's broke to now.:lol:

[KingofOldSchool]

Maybe he's broke to now.:lol:

He has to pay for HBK's absurd salary.

[Xerzes]

He has to pay for HBM's coke habit.

[Volare]

He has to pay for HBK's failed DX sales.

[KingofOldSchool]

Mike Knox should sneak in disguised as a member of ZZ Top.

[Lux]

SPAM!


and JBL jobs another one!

[KingofOldSchool]

Mysterio kicks out of the Clothsline From Hell?

Eck

[Lux]

*sigh*

and 619 blah blah blah its over.

[Volare]

Hmmm...I don't think he landed that the way he wanted to.

[thedamndest]

They were chanting you CAN wrestle, right?

[Lux]

Yep, trust me, 619 is coming, JBL is playing with his food.

[KingofOldSchool]

Give me a fucking break.

[Volare]

Holy shit torture rack!

[parkmania]

Torture Rack! Not seen since Lex Luger!

[Londoner]

BOOOOOOOOORRRIIIIIIIIIIIINNNNNGGGGGGG

This crowd is DEAD,

[SuperSlim]

This match sucks

[ClockShot]

This match should have been over already.

[Lux]

*yawn*

[Volare]

Yes it does. Now if somehow it was Bourne vs Mysterio...

[ClockShot]

Damn. JBL was setting up for a nice spot.

[parkmania]

I am SO sick and fucking tired of Rey "overcoming the odds".

[KingofOldSchool]

Yes it does. Now if somehow it was Bourne vs Mysterio...

Now if it was not involving either of those two...

[Londoner]

HBK!:D

[Volare]

HBK DID HELP Hahahahah!!!

[KingofOldSchool]

OH SWERVE

[Afterlife]

Um...It's Jiggletits and what's letf of Rey Mysterio. Of course nobody cares.

[FourFifty]

That was............................. lame

[SuperSlim]

finally... that's how a DQ should be worked

[Xerzes]

Who called that, again?

[ClockShot]

:rofl:

Smart. Very smart.

[Volare]

Who called that, again?

ME! hahahaha

[Lux]

Damnit forgot about HBK!

[Volare]

I see it now...HBK gives JBL his spot


There it is, minus the help. I was calling it for next week that JBL pins HBK but I suppose it's close enough. Now if only I could predict the lottery the same way.

[Theo Dious]

That was awesome.

[ClockShot]

Oh. Yancey Arias is in this movie too? Good for him.

[KingofOldSchool]

Behind Enemy Lines: Now with 50% more SSSSUUUCK!

[thedamndest]

Excellent use of Raw time.

[Londoner]

Who called that, again?

Check the last page,it was me.;)

[Volare]

RKO's music FTW.

[Lux]

TL knows best!

[Volare]

Damn you TL...gotta be politically correct......I otta punt you in the head! lol

[Londoner]

TL knows best!

This is true!

[Volare]

MNF GB 14...CHI 3 Go Green Bay, get my Vikes into the Playoffs!

[SuperSlim]

Behind Enemy Lines: Now with 50% more SSSSUUUCK!

SSSSUUUCK!

[KingofOldSchool]

I am watching an ad telling me to visit Nebraska.

WHY?

[SuperSlim]

MNF GB 14...CHI 3 Go Green Bay, get my Vikes into the Playoffs!

My Panthers are already in... I just wish they would have won yesterday night. :(

[Volare]

Slim you live in NC? Im in Fayetteville.

[ClockShot]

I HEAR VOICES.............

[KingofOldSchool]

BIG pop for Orton

[Afterlife]

Snuka w/assist?

[SuperSlim]

Never been more excited to see Orton and hear that theme... cause at least now... we know there is going to be something worth watching.

[Volare]

RKO is Priceless

[parkmania]

My Steelers really stunk it up yesterday. I just hope that the OTHER Ben Roethlisberger shows up for the playoffs.

[KingofOldSchool]

Snuka w/assist?

Batista isn't there, Orton wins by forfeit or beats Haastista.

[Londoner]

I'm not liking this theme of Ortons as much as i wish i was.

[SuperSlim]

Slim you live in NC? Im in Fayetteville.

Nahh I'm a Georgian, I just never root for a Georgian team :P

but I've been rootin for the Panthers since '02

[Londoner]

HAHAHAHA WHAT!!!!

[Volare]

LMFAO!! RKO Woooo!

[ClockShot]

YEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!

[SuperSlim]

yeahhhhh Orton with the hard fought victory

[FourFifty]

GREATEST BATISTA MATCH EVER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[KingofOldSchool]

This match was better than JBL/Mysterio

[KingofOldSchool]

Whirled Title

[Volare]

Agreed.

[Londoner]

GREATEST BATISTA MATCH EVER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Agreed 100%!

[Volare]

I love how they wrap this feud around Evolution.

[Londoner]

Ortons gonna be the guy to take the title off Cena,so obvious.

[KingofOldSchool]

RKO glowing orange again

[parkmania]

Thank you Randy!

*clap clap clapclapclap*

[SuperSlim]

Man... he really got orange

[Volare]

RKO vs Bats at WM might be ok.

[Innovator]

RKO

[ClockShot]

Holy shit, hats off to this crowd.

[Volare]

RKO chants I love it!

[KingofOldSchool]

RKO chants

[SuperSlim]

JBL/Mysterio bored the crowd stuck to their seats... Orton comes out and grabs a mic and the crowd is on their feet

[Afterlife]

Batista isn't there, Orton wins by forfeit or beats Haastista.

I was unaware. :$

[Londoner]

What a match next!

[Volare]

God is HBK gonna be the only face in the F4W next week?

[KingofOldSchool]

I'd ROFL if Hacksaw Duggan costs Jericho his match against Punk.

[parkmania]

Santino gets to be in the Main Event?!?!?

Over Punk vs. Jericho?!?!?!

:eek:

[Londoner]

This is in toronto,right?Wonder if Jericho will get cheered?

[Volare]

Random Duggan insert lol.

[Legend Killer]

I see that happening, that would be funny... WOO ORTON.

[KingofOldSchool]

Glamarella vs. Centratus is main eventing

This is smart as teaming with Trish in To-ron-to is the only way Cena will get cheered...by proxy of course.

[Volare]

Let's play a drinking game...everytime the crowd goes nuts for Jericho, we take a shot of tequila.

[SuperSlim]

I'd ROFL if Hacksaw Duggan costs Jericho his match against Punk.

noooooooo we don't need more Duggan happenings

[FourFifty]

GETTIN' ZIGGY WITH IT!!!!!!!!

[ClockShot]

MORRISON!

Oh, hey miz.

[Volare]

The Palace of Wisdom!

[KingofOldSchool]

Morrison is looking at Kelly's cleavage

[Volare]

There goes Kelly...and here comes Trish!

[Volare]

That's 1 shot for cheers.

[FourFifty]

I need sunglasses (and abs) like Morrison's.

[Londoner]

Jericho cheered!:D

[Volare]

Good F'n pop!

[Haze]

wow this is earlier than expected

[Legend Killer]

Damn this match is going to kick ass!!!

[Londoner]

Damn this match is going to kick ass!!!

I hope

[Volare]

Jericho should've gotten on the mic and said..."At least I'm in Canada".

[Volare]

Lil' Naitch as ref.

[KingofOldSchool]

PPPPUNNNNK

[Londoner]

Y2J CHANTS!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[Volare]

Y2J chants I love it!! That's 2 shots for those of you who are playing.

[Xerzes]

PASTA IS GOOD

[SuperSlim]

random sign in crowd

"Pasta is good"