View Full Version : "He's 400 lbs and he moves like a lightweight!!"
Nark Order
12-27-2008, 11:10 AM
So we've heard similar things like this about everybody but who do you think this actually applies to? Who are guys that were massive but actually moved stealthily around.
Out of all the guys they've said it about over the years I can only think of a couple that I actually think were like that:
Mike Awesome
British Bulldog
Maybe Vader to an extent when he first came in.
Who do you think moved like a cat despite being a tank?
Kane Knight
12-27-2008, 11:24 AM
I take it we're talking in KAYFABE? Like, what they show off in the ring, not their actual aptitude?
Gertner
12-27-2008, 12:32 PM
Umaga moves extremely well for a heavyweight as did Bam Bam Bigelow and to a lessor extent Yokozuna until he got ridiculously huge. Rikishi was pretty agile as well.
Gertner
12-27-2008, 12:32 PM
So we've heard similar things like this about everybody but who do you think this actually applies to? Who are guys that were massive but actually moved stealthily around.
Out of all the guys they've said it about over the years I can only think of a couple that I actually think were like that:
Mike Awesome
British Bulldog
Maybe Vader to an extent when he first came in.
Who do you think moved like a cat despite being a tank?
Bulldog was like 5"10, 250, I'd hardly call that massive.
Nark Order
12-27-2008, 12:37 PM
Yeah, I guess you're right. He seemed pretty huge on television though, maybe that's why I thought he was a bit bigger.
SuperSlim
12-27-2008, 01:36 PM
What about "The Next Big Thing" Brock Lesnar
SammyG
12-27-2008, 02:27 PM
Yeah. To a lesser extent, big show.
Dave Youell
12-27-2008, 02:32 PM
Lashley
As for Big Show, the man could do a moonsault, that's enough to put him in that list.
Bam Bam was for my money the most agile big man going
The Mask
12-27-2008, 02:43 PM
viscera
Jeritron
12-27-2008, 02:55 PM
Kane and Undertaker have always impressed me for their size. They're tall, and huge, but they're proportioned normally, and are athletic as opposed to oafish.
They move pretty well in the ring. In fact, I'd say they move better than most of "normal" size.
Jeritron
12-27-2008, 02:55 PM
You have to credit Joe for moving so well for a guy his size, but he's not really that big. He's wide, but he's not a big-man.
Savio
12-27-2008, 03:23 PM
I wouldn't say kane or undertaker move like a light weight.
Good Ol JG
12-27-2008, 04:47 PM
So I can't believe only 1 person has said Bam Bam Bigelow. He was the very definition of an agile big man. It's so amazing to think how a man that big could do moonsaults, drop kicks, he even cartwheeled for god's sake. Vader comes awfully close, but for my money no big guy ever moved as agile as the Bammer.
Bam Bam Bigelow was the first name that popped in my head. lol remember when he did cartwheels?
Gerard
12-27-2008, 05:01 PM
Earthquake was pretty fast and agile for a big guy.
BobBitchen
12-27-2008, 05:10 PM
I wouldn't say kane or undertaker move like a light weight.
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the Big Slow
Scott Hall (usta could)
HHH
The Dog Face Gremlin Rick Stiner
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the Big Slow
Scott Hall (usta could)
HHH
The Dog Face Gremlin Rick Stiner
I wouldn't say that any of those guys move (or used to) like lightweights.
Ruien
12-27-2008, 06:13 PM
Brock Lesnar.
parkmania
12-27-2008, 07:12 PM
The Beast from the East wins this discussion hands-down.
What Would Kevin Do?
12-27-2008, 07:28 PM
The Beast from the East wins this discussion hands-down.
Eh.... I'm sticking with Vader on this. Chris Farley could do a cartwheel. Vader was agile, but he was way more imposing than Bam Bam.
Lesnar for sure.
I wouldn't say kane or undertaker move like a light weight.
Kane used to move pretty well with some missile drop kicks, standing dropkicks, non-sloppy flying clothesline, etc. And Taker has always had that crazy suicide dive over the top rope, spinning/flying lariat, and also used to come off the top rope with a few moves.
I think no one else was really talking about Bam Bam because he was one of the first mentioned, but yea...the guy could definately move.
Other than that, I always think of Undertaker and Kane moving very swiftly for people their size. Granted...I can't say they move like lightweights, but Undertaker use to be able to pull off an amazing suicide dive over the top rope, and one of Kane's signatures is a lariet from the top rope. On top of that, you know anyone else that big that can actuall run as decently as them in the ring?
Mr. Nerfect
12-27-2008, 09:27 PM
-Samoa Joe
-Umaga
-Brock Lesnar
Mr. Nerfect
12-27-2008, 09:27 PM
I take it we're talking in KAYFABE? Like, what they show off in the ring, not their actual aptitude?
Stop being such a smark.
The Optimist
12-28-2008, 01:35 AM
Vader
Mike Awesome
Hugh Morris
Fake Kane/Festus
Samoa Joe, also, I guess.
Vastardikai
12-28-2008, 01:51 AM
Big Bubba Rodgers/Big Bossman is an as yet unmentioned member of this list. He was incredibly agile for a guy as big as he was. Maybe not a Vader or a Bigelow, but still an impressive big man.
Obviously Bigelow and Vader.
YOUR Hero
12-28-2008, 02:45 AM
Shawn Micheals
thedamndest
12-28-2008, 03:16 AM
Give me your keys.
Tazz Dan
12-28-2008, 04:11 AM
*Insert random Samoan wrestlers name here*
Seriously though, Bam Bam was great.
James Steele
12-28-2008, 04:13 AM
Mark Henry or Big Daddy V
Volare
12-28-2008, 07:10 AM
He didn't hit it on RVD...but it makes a statement all it's own.
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Savio
12-28-2008, 01:22 PM
Alright I've seen Bigshow, Yoko, Kane and Undertaker mentioned in this thread is there any 400 hundred pounders that moves like a 400 pounder?
Legend Killer
12-28-2008, 01:27 PM
I was watching AWA on ESPN Classic the other night and a wrestler by the name of Jake "The Milkman" Milliman moved like a cat. He impressed me by his agility.
The Show Off
12-28-2008, 04:17 PM
I think Bubba Ray Dudley is underrated for his size and agility.
Gertner
12-29-2008, 01:33 AM
I was watching AWA on ESPN Classic the other night and a wrestler by the name of Jake "The Milkman" Milliman moved like a cat. He impressed me by his agility.
lol Jake the Milkman was like 5"8 220. And was the winner of the turkey on a pole match!
Rollermacka
12-29-2008, 05:10 PM
Vicious Vic Grimes in WSX :shifty:
The Franchise
12-29-2008, 05:43 PM
Vader, Lesnar and Big Show. Although Show was a lazy fatass from like 2001 to 2003, then got good again. He was great in 2000.
Savio
12-30-2008, 12:06 PM
Alright I've seen Bigshow, Yoko, Kane and Undertaker mentioned in this thread is there any 400 hundred pounders that moves like a 400 pounder?
Paranoid Rattlesnake
12-30-2008, 12:14 PM
The Rock did originally
ozzman6669
12-30-2008, 01:48 PM
I saw some video from Andre The Giant when he was wrestling in Quebec and he was really agile, he did some dropkick and top rope move, nothing crazy but it was in the 70s.
Alright I've seen Bigshow, Yoko, Kane and Undertaker mentioned in this thread is there any 400 hundred pounders that moves like a 400 pounder?
Khali?
Hogan moves like a 600 pounder.
Legend Killer
12-30-2008, 07:31 PM
lol Jake the Milkman was like 5"8 220. And was the winner of the turkey on a pole match!
That man was huge, but yes short. Turkey of a Pole Match? Should have been a cat or a rooster.
Vastardikai
12-30-2008, 10:07 PM
Pussy on a pole sounds kinky.
Cock on a pole... just redundant.
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