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Xero
12-29-2008, 08:33 PM
Of course the Steel Chair, just for being the standard in wrestling weaponry
Bowling Ball
Kitchen Sink
Head

What am I missing?

The Franchise
12-29-2008, 08:35 PM
Cactus Jack's "Barbie".

James Steele
12-29-2008, 08:35 PM
Bag of popcorn
kayak

El Fangel
12-29-2008, 08:36 PM
Moppy
Shilly

FourFifty
12-29-2008, 08:44 PM
Salsa.

"That's weak sauce, you baby!"

FourFifty
12-29-2008, 08:46 PM
Seriously- a cookie sheet works quite well. It looks painful, it makes a lot of noise, they bend great, looks great, but does very little.
Same thing goes with trashcans.

ClockShot
12-29-2008, 08:48 PM
Random road sign.

The Franchise
12-29-2008, 08:48 PM
Salsa.

"That's weak sauce, you baby!"

lol a friend of mine who is one of those "wrestling is fake, thus gay" people was convinced not only do wrestlers use ketchup for fake blood, but also salsa.

KYR
12-29-2008, 08:51 PM
Time-keeper's bell.
Random Title Belt.
Brass Knucks.

ron the dial
12-29-2008, 08:52 PM
singapore cane

KYR
12-29-2008, 08:53 PM
Green Mist.

Lock Jaw
12-29-2008, 08:55 PM
The wedge of cheese in WWF No Mercy.

Vietnamese Crippler
12-29-2008, 08:55 PM
Cheese grater.

thedamndest
12-29-2008, 08:56 PM
Bowflew.

The Franchise
12-29-2008, 08:56 PM
Snowballs (you could use them in Here comes the pain).

KYR
12-29-2008, 08:59 PM
TV Camera.
Monitor.

Sledgey :D

Triple Naitch
12-29-2008, 09:01 PM
Stop Sign. It's large, bends well and was awesome to use in WCW/NWO Revenge.

Lock Jaw
12-29-2008, 09:02 PM
Salt/Powder in the eyes is a classic one that I have a soft spot for. You don't really see it anymore, though.

Vastardikai
12-29-2008, 09:13 PM
Shovel.

McLegend
12-29-2008, 09:25 PM
Nintendo

The Franchise
12-29-2008, 09:25 PM
Frying Pan

Anybody Thrilla
12-29-2008, 09:39 PM
I liked when Finlay cracked that laptop on Rey Mysterio's head.

Vastardikai
12-29-2008, 09:42 PM
Stuffed animal. loaded with a brick.

The New Age Outlaws were great during that time.

JT
12-29-2008, 10:06 PM
Nintendo

You've actually seen that?

I go with the unmentioned...
Guitar
Car
Monster Truck
Production Camera (actually, going to say that's my favorite)

McLegend
12-29-2008, 10:13 PM
Damn right I did. New Jack used it.

Vastardikai
12-29-2008, 11:07 PM
What HASN'T New Jack used?

A wrestling move!

:shifty:

McLegend
12-29-2008, 11:13 PM
You know that's actually a good question.

The Franchise
12-29-2008, 11:15 PM
A gun?

Triple Naitch
12-29-2008, 11:19 PM
An actual wrestling move

:shifty:

Savio
12-29-2008, 11:33 PM
vinces bed pan

Savio
12-29-2008, 11:34 PM
or anything when austin visited vince in the hospital

KYR
12-29-2008, 11:35 PM
Bob Orton's plaster arm cast.
Luger's forearm :shifty:

McLegend
12-29-2008, 11:36 PM
An actual wrestling move

:shifty:

O my.

.44 Magdalene
12-29-2008, 11:38 PM
Zack Gowen's fake leg

KYR
12-29-2008, 11:38 PM
Jimmy Hart's Megaphone.

.44 Magdalene
12-29-2008, 11:39 PM
LIGHT TUBES

.44 Magdalene
12-29-2008, 11:39 PM
CZDUB CZDUB CZDUB

Triple Naitch
12-29-2008, 11:39 PM
Totally didn't see the black writing, Vastard. My bad.

Inadequacy
12-29-2008, 11:53 PM
Judy Bagwell

FourFifty
12-30-2008, 12:13 AM
D-Lo's chest pad.

KYR
12-30-2008, 12:15 AM
Piper's Coconut.

My Final Heaven
12-30-2008, 02:32 AM
I always had a soft spot for when Bret Hart put the plate under his jersey & Goldberg speared him. Any color Mist is good.

<-- AND of coarse, the plastic cobra.

Xerzes
12-30-2008, 03:07 AM
Cactus

HeartBreakMan2k
12-30-2008, 03:18 AM
Mad dog Vachon's prosthetic. Michaels vs Nash.

HeartBreakMan2k
12-30-2008, 03:20 AM
Also, the glass table Team 3D used was pretty sweet too.l

thedamndest
12-30-2008, 03:20 AM
What HASN'T New Jack used?

A wrestling move!

:shifty:

An actual wrestling move

:shifty:


Just a reminder, there is still time to vote for the Gangstas in the Better Tag Team competition!

My Final Heaven
12-30-2008, 01:09 PM
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Haze
12-30-2008, 01:28 PM
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Sledgy for the win!

Xero
12-30-2008, 01:32 PM
Wait a minute. That video has the WWE bug yet there's a WWF logo on his shirt....

Haze
12-30-2008, 01:33 PM
quick someone call the World Wildlife Foundation!

ozzman6669
12-30-2008, 01:54 PM
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I was about to mention this when I decided to watch the video !!!!!

Juan
12-30-2008, 04:24 PM
Stop Sign. It's large, bends well and was awesome to use in WCW/NWO Revenge.

This and the old school, blue WWF folding chairs.

Volare
12-30-2008, 06:03 PM
The "electrical" equipment so conviently next to the RAW/Smackdown/ECW ramp.

James Steele
12-30-2008, 06:19 PM
The large crashpad with boxes and packing peanuts conveniently next to the entrance ramp.

Legend Killer
12-30-2008, 07:29 PM
King of the Ring 1999- Road Dogg used a cupe against Chyna's Low Blow.

I once saw a guy give a DVD on a DVD Player...

Cowboy Bob Orton's Cast

Jar of Candy- Tazz VS Jerry "The King" Lawler

TPWWFORUMS.COM (Biggest Weapon in the History of Professional Wrestling)

The Franchise
12-30-2008, 07:31 PM
Chyna's clit

Legend Killer
12-30-2008, 07:35 PM
Chyna's clit

Don't you mean Ball-Gina?

Xero
12-30-2008, 07:37 PM
Don't you mean cock?

Legend Killer
12-30-2008, 07:41 PM
...yes?

Halbowsky
12-30-2008, 07:57 PM
I was once at an ECW event when New Jack used a scarecrow

Theo Dious
12-30-2008, 08:03 PM
...why the HELL has nobody said Scott Hall's stun gun???

Theo Dious
12-30-2008, 08:04 PM
What HASN'T New Jack used?

Common sense?

Xero
12-30-2008, 08:04 PM
I heard Noid once used a Strawman on KK.

Wasn't pretty.

Theo Dious
12-30-2008, 08:05 PM
Also, even though I never liked him, Cornette's tennis racket is classic.

And the Mountie's shock stick.

Theo Dious
12-30-2008, 08:06 PM
I heard Noid once used a Strawman on KK.

Wasn't pretty.

KK no-sold it though.

KYR
12-30-2008, 08:08 PM
That just reminded me...

Big Boss Man's Night Stick.

ozzman6669
12-30-2008, 08:37 PM
The Mountie shock stick !!!!

Anybody Thrilla
12-30-2008, 10:40 PM
What about when Kane clipped Shane McMahon's balls to that car battery?

KYR
12-30-2008, 10:44 PM
What about when Kane clipped Shane McMahon's balls to that car battery?

Now that always confused me.

I would've thought that the "clipping" would have hurt a helluva lot more than the "jolt".

Anybody Thrilla
12-30-2008, 10:47 PM
You should probably go ahead and write the WWE an angry letter about it.

Xero
12-30-2008, 10:52 PM
Now that always confused me.

I would've thought that the "clipping" would have hurt a helluva lot more than the "jolt".

Think about how much tearing there must have been.

Theo Dious
12-30-2008, 10:57 PM
I constantly marvel at the on-screen humiliation the McMahon's have subjected themselves to.

Xero
12-30-2008, 10:58 PM
It all goes back to JR, in the end.

Triple Naitch
12-30-2008, 11:29 PM
I constantly marvel at the on-screen humiliation the McMahon's have subjected themselves to.

They really enjoy poking fun at their own private parts. Vince's ass and "grapefruits", Shane getting his balls electricuted, and Stephanie's tits are always a topic of conversation. And then the next night they go and accept some humanitarian award.

James Steele
12-30-2008, 11:31 PM
:lol:

Linda's sell of the stunner is still the most embarrassing thing any of the McMahon's have done.

KYR
12-30-2008, 11:36 PM
Paul Bearer's Urn.
Hogan's Belt.
MITB Bag.
Crutches.
RAW Sewage (see what I did there?).
Ring Steps.
Trash Can.
Trash Can Lid.
Lighting Gantry.
Steel Chain.
Leather Whip.
Cactus Jack's Barbed Wire Baseball Bat (can't remember what he called it).

Theo Dious
12-31-2008, 12:04 AM
Salt/Powder in the eyes is a classic one that I have a soft spot for. You don't really see it anymore, though.

They both job to cremated human remains (Taker vs Hogan, Tuesday Night in Texas.) Your American hero Hulk Hogan defeats his opponent by flinging BURNT CORPSE in his face. USA! USA!

Shadow
12-31-2008, 12:12 AM
Ladder.

Xero
12-31-2008, 12:22 AM
They both job to cremated human remains (Taker vs Hogan, Tuesday Night in Texas.) Your American hero Hulk Hogan defeats his opponent by flinging BURNT CORPSE in his face. USA! USA!

The only thing more American would be masturbating while eating a Big Mac.

Vastardikai
12-31-2008, 08:41 PM
The only thing more American would be masturbating while eating a Big Mac.

Gives a whole new meaning to "Special Sauce."

:naughty::shifty: