Someone is going to try to commit vehicular homicide on Wannabe Joker Hardy *spoilers [Archive]

KingofOldSchool

01-04-2009, 08:01 PM

This Friday on SmackDown, Jeff Hardy and his girlfriend Beth will be run off the road in Cameron, NC. Jeff will escape unhurt, but Beth will be seriously injured in the collision.

It will eventually be revealed that Christian is responsible for both this and the hotel attack.

Credit: http://www.f4wonline.com

Kind of ridiculous, but would give the reason why Hardy wasn't on the show during the taping.

BigDaddyCool

01-04-2009, 08:02 PM

uggg, I hate angles like that.

KingofOldSchool

01-04-2009, 08:04 PM

uggg, I hate angles like that.

Remember when the Outsiders ran the Einstein Brothers off the road in WCW?

Mr. Nerfect

01-04-2009, 08:05 PM

I still don't think Christian vs. Jeff is the way to go. Not right out the gate. But kudos to the WWE for trying.

BigDaddyCool

01-04-2009, 08:05 PM

Why would Hall and Nash try to run over bagel makers?

BigDaddyCool

01-04-2009, 08:06 PM

I don't give a fuck what WWE does with Christian and Jeff. Fuck them for trying though.

Xero

01-04-2009, 08:07 PM

Yeah, the last two "whodunit" storylines have panned out so well.

BigDaddyCool

01-04-2009, 08:15 PM

It is going to be really great when everyone finds out it is Christian, and they are all like, "Who? Ohhhh, yeah Christian. Well that was gay."

Lux

01-04-2009, 08:34 PM

nice.

ClockShot

01-04-2009, 08:37 PM

Man, this takes me back to when Edge spoofed Flair and his traffic "incident".

Mr. Nerfect

01-04-2009, 08:40 PM

Edge was great in that video. Christian will be great in this. Seems they are trying to go a serious route with him, but he better have a damn good motive.

Kane Knight

01-04-2009, 09:06 PM

Gah.

thedamndest

01-04-2009, 09:38 PM

Beth goes over Christian. It will happen.

Innovator

01-04-2009, 09:59 PM

WOOOOOOO I WEAR SOCKS ARGYLE SOCKS WOOOOOOOOOOO

Savio

01-04-2009, 10:13 PM

Christian paid off by edge?

Lock Jaw

01-04-2009, 10:33 PM

Not gonna lie, lame angle to bring him in with, and it will probably hurt his return greatly.

Plus, it sucks that he's gonna be on Smackdown, because now I have to start watching it.

Lux

01-04-2009, 10:40 PM

Quit complaining.

Lock Jaw

01-04-2009, 10:45 PM

http://i191.photobucket.com/albums/z46/MindGames88/ECW/thSteve_Blackman.jpg

Lux

01-04-2009, 10:46 PM

Don't give me that face!

Xero

01-04-2009, 10:46 PM

http://i191.photobucket.com/albums/z46/MindGames88/ECW/thSteve_Blackman.jpg

Lux

01-04-2009, 10:48 PM

Seriously?!? Xero. Just told him not to give me that face. :mad:

FourFifty

01-04-2009, 10:49 PM

Lux

01-04-2009, 10:49 PM

-_-

Xero

01-04-2009, 10:50 PM

http://i191.photobucket.com/albums/z46/MindGames88/ECW/thSteve_Blackman.jpg.

Theo Dious

01-04-2009, 10:50 PM

I'm all for Hardy vs Christian, but honestly, Christian doesn't really seem like the stairwell-attacking, vehicular-homicide-attempting sort to me.

Nark Order

01-04-2009, 11:05 PM

Not seeing why this is a bad idea in all of your eyes. With all of the shitty debuts/comebacks over the years, what is so terribly bad about coming in with a major grudge fued with the WWE Champion? I'm looking forward to it.

Mr. Nerfect

01-04-2009, 11:16 PM

Christian will probably cost Jeff Hardy the WWE Title at the Royal Rumble. I doubt we'll see them actually feud over the championship. An alliance with Edge would probably be the most awesome place to take this program. Edge & Christian vs. The Hardys at No Way Out?

Also, remember when Steve Blackman out-popped DX?

CSL

01-04-2009, 11:32 PM

It was actually the piece of cheese he had on his head that out-popped DX

Shadow

01-04-2009, 11:50 PM

........................yeah...Beth. :shifty

Lux

01-05-2009, 12:23 AM

Failed emoticon, Shadow what is up these days?

Kane Knight

01-05-2009, 12:27 AM

Failed emoticon, Shadow what is up these days?

Could you focus if your boyfriend was main eventing?

Shadow

01-05-2009, 12:27 AM

I would've thought that was gonna work. It should've right?

:shifty:

Oh now I know what I forgot.

Anyways, this is kinda a surprise considering how long they've been together and how "Beth" has been very adament about remaining so far behind the scenes people wouldn't know they were married, had 5 kids, and very much in love.

Lux

01-05-2009, 12:28 AM

I knew you studied Jeff but really...

Kane Knight

01-05-2009, 12:39 AM

I knew you studied Jeff but really...

He's "Beth."

Kane Knight

01-05-2009, 12:40 AM

One day, Shadow will grow tired of my constant jokes.

Nark Order

01-05-2009, 12:43 AM

Holy shit.

How have I never noticed until now how much of a creep Shadow is? Jeff Hardy better hide his underwear.

Kane Knight

01-05-2009, 12:45 AM

Your lack of perception might be a part of the problem.

Kane Knight

01-05-2009, 12:45 AM

Rollover post.

KYR

01-05-2009, 12:46 AM

Rollover post.

Congrats :y:

Nark Order

01-05-2009, 12:48 AM

Keen observation, Queen Bitch. I value your evaluation of my perceptiveness.

Shadow

01-05-2009, 12:52 AM

Holy shit.

How have I never noticed until now how much of a creep Shadow is? Jeff Hardy better hide his underwear.

Jesus christ are you inattentive.

No wonder your woman is sleeping with me.

Nark Order

01-05-2009, 12:54 AM

You AND Jeff Hardy? If so, I can let this slide.

Shadow

01-05-2009, 12:59 AM

And "Beth"

Kane Knight looks good in a wig.

Kane Knight

01-05-2009, 01:00 AM

I look awesome in a wig, you whore.

Nark Order

01-05-2009, 01:03 AM

Does KK keep the beard when wigged?

Shadow

01-05-2009, 01:09 AM

Your woman seems to apprciate it.

Tazz Dan

01-05-2009, 02:40 AM

Yeah, so Jeff Hardy... Christian... Remember 16 posts ago when we were on that subject? There you go. :y:

Lux

01-05-2009, 02:43 AM

It's clearly not interesting enough to keep their attention Dan :roll:

Shadow

01-05-2009, 03:02 AM

We're the WWE's target demographic.

Shadow

01-05-2009, 03:03 AM

To be fair, I find this angle to be really...just bad. It makes no sense whatsoever and is another lame attempt to "swerve" fans.

Lux

01-05-2009, 03:12 AM

If Edge & Christan get back together I don't care the angle... well kinda but fuck it.

TapOut

01-05-2009, 03:52 AM

Christian and attempted murder are oxymorons.

Lux

01-05-2009, 03:57 AM

Do you tapout?

Kane Knight

01-05-2009, 08:25 AM

We're the WWE's target demographic.

Trannies and stalkers....

Hanso Amore

01-05-2009, 01:07 PM

Trannies and stalkers....

Hot.

Xero

01-05-2009, 01:24 PM

What about stalker trannies? Or tranny stalkers?

Dorkchop

01-05-2009, 01:26 PM

The hotel beating is fine. The way WWE presented that was poor, but otherwise it's just like thousands of other pro wrestling story lines that start with someone being jumped backstage.

I hate the idea of vehicular manslaughter though. It will be more bearable for me if Jeff is at least hit while in his rental. It's been done so many times. I'd like for something NEW and INNOVATIVE, but that's not going to happen in WWE right now.

Chavo Classic

01-05-2009, 01:42 PM

There's absolutely no logic in this storyline either. If Christian were to attempt to seriously injure Jeff and Beth, and his identity revealed on national television, the authorities would certainly want to get involved.

I'm all for kayfabe, but things like this (Austin being run-down, Austin dropping Triple H from 25 foot whilst trapped in a car, Hawk falling from the Titan-tron) are just plain ridiculous and kill the suspension of belief one has to have when watching wrestling.

If Christian was simply the attacker in the stairwell, that'd be fine. Jeff could refuse to press charges and instead pursue his own revenge in the ring, but attempted murder is too much to swallow.

#BROKEN Hasney

01-05-2009, 01:43 PM

THE WWE UNIVERSE HAS NO POLICE (unless someone needs protection from someone)

Chavo Classic

01-05-2009, 01:44 PM

THE WWE UNIVERSE HAS NO POLICE (unless walking to the ring from the locker-room/closet)

Xero

01-05-2009, 01:53 PM

I guess WCW's police were in some kind of time warp if it took Goldberg 20 minutes to get across the street.

Kane Knight

01-05-2009, 02:03 PM

What about stalker trannies? Or tranny stalkers?

Hanso's a tranny stalker.

Legend Killer

01-05-2009, 06:12 PM

Fox

01-05-2009, 11:31 PM

(After winning the abandoned WWE Title at the Royal Rumble, Edge runs through the backstage area and jumps into a limo that slowly takes off. Inside the limo...)

EDGE (to Driver): Don't stop for security, cops, nothing!

(A gun points into Edge's face.)

JEFF HARDY: Hello.

(Edge looks at him... half of his face is painted in brite-light green paint.)

EDGE: Jesus! What the hell are you doing in here?

JEFF: Looking for answers. Christian made the orders to try and kill me and my wife; but somebody else drove the car.

EDGE: It wasn't me!

JEFF: SHUT UP!!! Now are you gonna tell me who's the rat on Smackdown?

EDGE: If I tell ya.... will you let me go?

JEFF: Can't hurt your chances.

EDGE: ....it was Chavo.

(Jeff cocks the gun.)

EDGE: But you said-

JEFF: I said it couldn't hurt your chances.

(He flips a coin and gets heads.)

JEFF: Lucky man.

(Edge grins. Jeff flips again.)

JEFF: He's not.

EDGE: Who?

JEFF: Your driver.

(BANG! Jeff does a Swanton out of the limo as it careens into a ditch.)

Kane Knight

01-06-2009, 12:13 AM

(After winning the abandoned WWE Title at the Royal Rumble, Edge runs through the backstage area and jumps into a limo that slowly takes off. Inside the limo...)

EDGE (to Driver): Don't stop for security, cops, nothing!

(A gun points into Edge's face.)

JEFF HARDY: Hello.

(Edge looks at him... half of his face is painted in brite-light green paint.)

EDGE: Jesus! What the hell are you doing in here?

JEFF: Looking for answers. Christian made the orders to try and kill me and my wife; but somebody else drove the car.

EDGE: It wasn't me!

JEFF: SHUT UP!!! Now are you gonna tell me who's the rat on Smackdown?

EDGE: If I tell ya.... will you let me go?

JEFF: Can't hurt your chances.

EDGE: ....it was Chavo.

(Jeff cocks the gun.)

EDGE: But you said-

JEFF: I said it couldn't hurt your chances.

(He flips a coin and gets heads.)

JEFF: Lucky man.

(Edge grins. Jeff flips again.)

JEFF: He's not.

EDGE: Who?

JEFF: Your driver.

(BANG! Jeff does a Swanton out of the limo as it careens into a ditch.)

Well, at least it wasn't the "magic trick."

Legend Killer

01-06-2009, 12:18 AM

(After winning the abandoned WWE Title at the Royal Rumble, Edge runs through the backstage area and jumps into a limo that slowly takes off. Inside the limo...)

EDGE (to Driver): Don't stop for security, cops, nothing!

(A gun points into Edge's face.)

JEFF HARDY: Hello.

(Edge looks at him... half of his face is painted in brite-light green paint.)

EDGE: Jesus! What the hell are you doing in here?

JEFF: Looking for answers. Christian made the orders to try and kill me and my wife; but somebody else drove the car.

EDGE: It wasn't me!

JEFF: SHUT UP!!! Now are you gonna tell me who's the rat on Smackdown?

EDGE: If I tell ya.... will you let me go?

JEFF: Can't hurt your chances.

EDGE: ....it was Chavo.

(Jeff cocks the gun.)

EDGE: But you said-

JEFF: I said it couldn't hurt your chances.

(He flips a coin and gets heads.)

JEFF: Lucky man.

(Edge grins. Jeff flips again.)

JEFF: He's not.

EDGE: Who?

JEFF: Your driver.

(BANG! Jeff does a Swanton out of the limo as it careens into a ditch.)

One problem with this, Jeff can't act, yet alone work a mic. I wouldn't even trust him with my Red Ryder BB Gun.

Lux

01-06-2009, 12:20 AM

:foc:

Legend Killer

01-06-2009, 12:48 AM

:foc:

:y: or :n:?

KingofOldSchool

01-06-2009, 12:53 AM

Well, at least it wasn't the "magic trick."

His magic trick would be disappearing for 60 days.

The Optimist

01-06-2009, 12:56 AM

Really? Seems pretty stupid. I mean, if Christian is going to come back to WWE I'm sure they'll all fued eventually but this idea is boring and unoriginal.

And if we keep making Jeff into Batman characters we're eventually going to need a Batman.

Wait, then the Batman can fight John Cena and everyone wins.

Except the fans.

Xero

01-06-2009, 12:58 AM

...but this idea is boring and unoriginal.

Welcome to professional wrestling.

Kane Knight

01-06-2009, 01:16 AM

His magic trick would be disappearing for 60 days.

Pshh. He did that one already.

I think he needs to do a Swanton off the Empire State Building or something.

Really? Seems pretty stupid. I mean, if Christian is going to come back to WWE I'm sure they'll all fued eventually but this idea is boring and unoriginal.

And if we keep making Jeff into Batman characters we're eventually going to need a Batman.

Wait, then the Batman can fight John Cena and everyone wins.

Except the fans.

Are we talking 70s Batman, who no doubt has "Anti-Cena-Bat-Spray" in his utility belt, or modern Batman, who would put billions of dollars into the fight, and tap out in 30 seconds?

Welcome to professional wrestling.

Shadow

01-06-2009, 01:19 AM

Its the stupidity of the whole thing that gets me. While it would be awsome to bring in Christian like this........it's gonna get botched so horribly by Jeff's acting. I love the man to death but god damn he can't act for shit. He can deliever some fairly intense promos but that's not the same as acting. And acting like the love of your life is in dire straights? Not something he can do effectivly.

Just have Christian come back during the Rumble and cost him the title and we'll go from there.

Johnny Vegas

01-06-2009, 01:28 AM

Fox, that was one CRAAZY idea, but pretty awesome. Don't think they'd do a gun ordeal though.

Kane Knight

01-06-2009, 01:54 AM

Its the stupidity of the whole thing that gets me. While it would be awsome to bring in Christian like this........it's gonna get botched so horribly by Jeff's acting. I love the man to death but god damn he can't act for shit. He can deliever some fairly intense promos but that's not the same as acting. And acting like the love of your life is in dire straights? Not something he can do effectivly.

Just have Christian come back during the Rumble and cost him the title and we'll go from there.

Honestly, if they're pushing for Christian, they think he's going to be something worth seeing, and it's hard to sell a debut on the PPV. Especially one not advertised. It might draw in the people who read spoilers and shit, but neither WWE nor most of us seem to have faith in that as a viable buyrate source.

Which means he needs to be hyped. The "mystery man" angle would most likely work better with someone already in-house, instead of a redebut. Unless they have him show up on TV in a mask or something before hand, and that's not exactly playing to WWE's strengths.

Things as serious as car crashes strain credibility. It's easier to believe that a man would want payback because he got jacked backstage. A vehicular accident, something where someone is driven off the road, being settled in the ring and without legal penalties? It's more the thing you either call the cops for, or settle in a dark alley with no witnesses.

Yeah, wrestling's fake, but some things just strain suspension of disbelief. The more incredible it is, the less credible. That should be a serious "duh" moment.

Then again, WWE is probably still doing "spooky" shit with Undertaker, so maybe they don't care how goofy it looks. Car crashes and serious injuries don't seem like children's programming, but they like to add blood and softcore porn already, so....

Kane Knight

01-06-2009, 01:54 AM

Fox, that was one CRAAZY idea, but pretty awesome. Don't think they'd do a gun ordeal though.

I don't think they'd rip off Batman so thoroughly.

Legend Killer

01-06-2009, 06:00 PM

There's only one thing left to do, and that is kill "The Jeff Hardy."

Juan

01-06-2009, 06:58 PM

Wannabe Joker? Did I miss something?

Juan

01-06-2009, 06:58 PM

Did he terrorize Gotham City?

Xero

01-06-2009, 08:16 PM

I'm sure he's hallucinated that at least once, yes.

Legend Killer

01-06-2009, 08:18 PM

Hey guys, look its Two-Face.

Xero

01-06-2009, 08:22 PM

Hey guys, look, it's The Blob.

http://i55.photobucket.com/albums/g122/sandman3g/Wrestling/king-kong-bundy.jpg

Legend Killer

01-06-2009, 08:26 PM

Hey guys, look, it's The Blob.

http://i55.photobucket.com/albums/g122/sandman3g/Wrestling/king-kong-bundy.jpg

:-\

Mr. Nerfect

01-06-2009, 11:46 PM

I don't think they'd rip off Batman so thoroughly.

They'd do it, but Vince would reveal he hadn't actually seen the movie "The Dark Knight."

Mr. Nerfect

01-06-2009, 11:46 PM

I would've thought that was gonna work. It should've right?

:shifty:

Oh now I know what I forgot.

Anyways, this is kinda a surprise considering how long they've been together and how "Beth" has been very adament about remaining so far behind the scenes people wouldn't know they were married, had 5 kids, and very much in love.

I had no clue Jeff Hardy had five kids. Wow.