Sniper trys to kill our friend Ryan!! [Archive]

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taker707

01-10-2009, 09:54 PM

By Ryan Clark on Saturday, January 10th, 2009 at 9:20 PM EST

Partial Source: The Wrestling Observer Newsletter (F4WOnline.com)

» It’s been a wild day here in the office as a sniper opened fire on the freeway right outside our building today. What a crazy scene with people running and screaming for their lives. The story and a cell phone video of the guy who was shooting is now the top story on CNN.com. Check it out at http://www.cnn.com/2009/CRIME/01/10/new.york.interstate.shooting/index.html

KingofOldSchool

01-10-2009, 10:03 PM

It was Brock Lesnar.

NoJabbaNoBogRoll

01-10-2009, 10:04 PM

Damn, I missed.

Tazz Dan

01-10-2009, 10:05 PM

It was BigDaddyCool.

Nark Order

01-10-2009, 10:17 PM

It was Gertner.

Haze

01-10-2009, 10:19 PM

My money is on McCool

Ruien

01-10-2009, 10:28 PM

My money is on McCool

I laughed.

Haze

01-10-2009, 10:32 PM

I laughed.

why I was being serious.:shifty:

Impact!

01-10-2009, 11:00 PM

At least we know where he works now

Lock Jaw

01-10-2009, 11:38 PM

It was Rikishi.

El Fangel

01-10-2009, 11:47 PM

I did it.

For the Rock.

Haze

01-10-2009, 11:51 PM

I was gonna post the video...but laziness got the best of me

Dorkchop

01-11-2009, 01:01 AM

Look forward to reading it in every single update for the next 4 days. Just like when it snows.

KingofOldSchool

01-11-2009, 01:45 AM

Look forward to reading it in every single update for the next 4 days. Just like when it snows.

"I just wanted to update all of our loyal readers that everything is returning to normal here at our offices. I am currently washing my piss covered pants that I wore yesterday when the shooting happened. I was scared, so I hid behind a chair like a little girl just like Michael Cole did. If another shooting happens, I won't update because I'll probably be dead.

Oh and for the person who wished that I got AIDS in my stocking for Christmas, I hope you had a wonderful holiday!"

01-11-2009, 02:18 AM

"I just wanted to update all of our loyal readers that everything is returning to normal here at our offices. I am currently washing my piss covered pants that I wore yesterday when the shooting happened. I was scared, so I hid behind a chair like a little girl just like Michael Cole did. If another shooting happens, I won't update because I'll probably be dead.

Oh and for the person who wished that I got AIDS in my stocking for Christmas, I hope you had a wonderful holiday!"

:lol:

Gertner

01-11-2009, 01:04 PM

Crap. My AIDS cannon missed.

Gertner

01-11-2009, 01:06 PM

The comment I left him

"Did Kelly Kelly’s top fall off during the shooting? Hahaha stupid douche."

Jeritron

01-11-2009, 02:47 PM

Leave it to him to put a link at the end

DrA

01-11-2009, 06:28 PM

Scary stuff. Hope he's okay.

FourFifty

01-11-2009, 06:43 PM

Scary, BUT FUNNY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Darc

01-11-2009, 07:20 PM

It was Kevin Nash. Then he broke his finger pulling the trigger.

...Sources say he'll be out for 7 to 8 months. Probably longer.

Triple Naitch

01-11-2009, 08:38 PM

What does Ryan Clark need an office for? I thought he did all of his work in his mother's basement.

BigDaddyCool

01-12-2009, 01:09 PM

It was a team up of BDCool and MCCool.

01-12-2009, 01:19 PM

It was Brock Lesnar.

what is a brock lesnar?

Legend Killer

01-12-2009, 02:45 PM

My money is on Kane Knight.

owenbrown

01-12-2009, 04:00 PM

I think Ryan Clark is mocking us

NeanderCarl

01-12-2009, 08:10 PM

What does Ryan Clark need an office for? I thought he did all of his work in his mother's basement.

Fairly sure this story refers to the office of the Wrestling Observer, not "the offices of Ryan Clark" (unless he works for them?? :?:)

NeanderCarl

01-12-2009, 08:12 PM

Otherwise why would The Wrestling Observer be a source?

Even the WO can't be so strapped for stories they're reporting shootings outside "the office of Ryan Clark" as news...