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BobBitchen
01-19-2009, 06:47 PM
Mr. McMahon.:shifty:

Mr. McMahon's "Reality Checks" (http://fans.wwe.com/go/thread/view/691/13019847/New_WWEcom_feature_Mr_McMahons_Reality_Checks)


Hi WWE Universe,
As you all know, Mr. McMahon is returning to Raw this Monday at 9/8 CT, on USA Network.

WWE.com has been compiling various facts about our Chairman of the Board that you may not have known. We call them "Reality Checks."

Here's some of the "Checks" WWE.com will reveal on their front-page ticker (coming soon):

* Mr. McMahon once spanked Shane as a child. Four states away, the doctor who delivered Shane eight years prior started crying.

* Mr. McMahon doesn’t “dial” phone numbers; he orders the numbers to pull together and dial themselves.

* “Stone Cold” Steve Austin has been dubbed the “Texas Rattlesnake.” Mr. McMahon has the other 49 states covered – as well as Canada and Puerto Rico.

* McMahon = Triple word score in Scrabble, plus 50 points for using all your letters.

* If a tree falls in the woods and no one is there to hear it, it’s because Mr. McMahon fired the tree and anyone in the vicinity.

* The “Voices” Randy Orton hears in his head are Mr. McMahon’s.

Now we are asking YOU, the WWE Universe, to come up with "Reality Checks" of your own for the Chairman.

Please submit yours in the thread below, and your best ones will be added to the Reality Check ticker on the front page of WWE.com for the world to see.

Xero
01-19-2009, 06:56 PM
That's just like Vince, getting on the fad wagon at least two year late.

thedamndest
01-19-2009, 07:23 PM
* Mr. McMahon has let Raw get so terrible that the show no longer sells out arenas.

Xero
01-19-2009, 07:35 PM
"* Mr. McMahon doesn’t “dial” phone numbers; he orders the numbers to pull together and dial themselves."

Well, if the Million Dollar Giveaway was any indication, that is not a good way to dial.

thedamndest
01-19-2009, 07:48 PM
*Mr. McMahon's wife coined the name of the WWE's largest annual PPV, Wrestlemania.

Xero
01-19-2009, 07:49 PM
* Mr. McMahon doesn't have a steroid problem. In fact, many of his friends are steroids.

Theo Dious
01-19-2009, 08:24 PM
* If a tree falls in the woods and no one is there to hear it, it’s because Mr. McMahon fired the tree and anyone in the vicinity.


This was the only one that made me even chuckle remotely.

thedamndest
01-19-2009, 09:21 PM
If no one is around to hear it, it's because no one is watching. :shifty:

JT
01-19-2009, 09:38 PM
Mr. McMahon is currently in a lawsuit with NBC, claiming that Law and Order are the trademark names of is right and left legs. He will then lose said lawsuit, and start a campaign known as "Get the Law and Order Out".

Xero
01-19-2009, 09:58 PM
*The only thing standing between Vince McMahon and eternal life is Braden Walker.

Legend Killer
01-20-2009, 01:13 AM
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KYR
01-20-2009, 01:29 AM
* Mr McMahon is currently in a lawsuit with the Regional Animal Welfare (R.A.W) and Endangered Creature Welfare (E.C.W) Foundations.

*The Southern Missouri Animal Care incorporating Kittens Deer Otters Weasels and Newts is eagerly awaiting the outcome :shifty:

KYR
01-20-2009, 01:30 AM
* He is also expecting some heat from the Hampshire Endagered Animal Trust.

Juan
01-20-2009, 01:38 AM
lol you must be bored KYR

JT
01-20-2009, 01:39 AM
Only read if you've seen Raw

"Vince doesn't fire people, he simply gets punted in the head for trying"

KYR
01-20-2009, 01:40 AM
lol you must be bored KYR

Word.

Mr. Nerfect
01-20-2009, 05:22 AM
Those were awful. :(

Xero
01-20-2009, 11:43 AM
And you know comedy!

KYR
01-21-2009, 01:24 AM
Dev<s>(N)</s>oid of humour.

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